>Le fruit bad>Makes le fruit extremely tempting and easy to reach>He eats le fruit>Thou have fookeen betrayed me you nasty count!>Curses all of humanity cuz a guy ate the fruit he told him not to>Le most intelligent and just btw
just dont think about it bro
>>524629820Why didn't God tell Adam and Eve that there was an evil creature that would lie to them?
>creates foreskin>commands you to cut it offyahweh things
>Be God>Be retarded>Make humans knowing their nature is to push the boundaries as much as possible and defy authority figures>Create 10 commandments, no 30 commandments, no 60 commandments>Threaten people who don't follow your insane rules with eternal burning >Have a son>Kill him for lolzWhy do people follow this bullshit?
>>524629820God is kind of a fucking retard.
>>524629820>>Curses all of humanity cuz a guy ate the fruit he told him not toRead the source text. It's because the guy let a femoid pussywhip him.
>YOU NEED TO CONTINUALLY SAY HOW GREAT I AM AND WOSHIP ME OR ELSE I WILL SENTENCE YOU TO AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE WITH ZERO CHANCE OF ESCAPE>ALSO IF YOU ARE A BABY AND DIE BEFORE GETTING WATER POURED ON YOU I WILL SENTENCE YOU TO AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE WITH ZERO CHANCE OF ESCAPE>I AM A LOVING GOD
>>524629820>could've just willed the fruit to be impossible to touch or even just willed it out of existence>"UM, GOD JUST DIDN'T OKAY?"
>>524629820You’re obviously not worthy which is why you’re here, enjoy!
>>524630359Freemasons are the real retards. Lucifer isn't even a name for satan, but a planet. Your entire theology is superstitious ignorance and misconceptions. Jahbulon worshippers should be hanged publically, freemason witch.
>>524629820It'll make more sense when you read the apocryphal books, like The Apocalypse of Adam or The Book of Adam.The 'God' of the Bible is actually a malevolent, spiteful and inferior entity. Eve didn't tempt Adam at all, she tried to save him so they could be one again. It's a pretty sad story.
>>524630435>a universe where eternal spiritual beings with god-like powers don't agree about what type of character should be exalted, esteemed, and regarded as divine>basically literal primordial chaotic hell in an oblivion of infinite potential outcomes>this anarchy and random convection of unfathomable mysteries is superior to a structured ordered existence ordained by GodLol, no, ignoramus
>>524630711Chill out sperg. I just think he's neat.
>>524629820It's a parable, you absolute nigger
>>524630803That’s a good description of hell. A chaotic nightmare where childish egos clash for supremacy and who gets to decide how things will be.
>>524629820>christcuck sees this>christcuck also knows that god is all knowing>christcuck refuses to understand that sin and all that is associated with sin was part of gods plan all along>all that suffering and destruction just so he can preform a cosmetic "sacrifice" in an effort to gain even more ego pointsgod loves you perfectly :)
>>524629820The whole idea of Christianity falls apart once you realize the story of Adam and Eve never happened. >no original sin>no point to the sacrifice of Jesus
The one thing that atheists and christians have in common is that they get their arguments from the bible
>>524629820Everything which went wrong from the perception of Adam did so after he was put into deep sleep and there's nothing which states he actually awoke.
>>524630125He didn't lie.
>>524630435>>524630278>>524629820G-d is an epic prankster like that, he does it for the lulz.
>>524630803>>this anarchy and random convection of unfathomable mysteries is superior to a structured ordered existence ordained by Godyoud have a point if our existence was a structured ordered and ordained by God but its a chaotic shithole filled with niggers and jeets so you got fuckall.>but rabbi yeshua said in this book thatno
>SODOMY? HELLFIRE FOREVER, FAGGOT!>The male g-spot? Yeah I slotted that right into the ass
>>524629820satisfying your temptations is more important than obeying your god, no wonder nietzsche hated christcucks
>>524633965don't faggots need to change their who diet and insert washing tubs into their ass to wash the shit, I should say some faggots since most enjoy having a dick full of shit
>>524634233whole*
>>524633965Maybe God is pro-pegging. It's clearly not gay.
>>524629820Reminder that no one thought the story of Adam and Eve was a real historical account until Martin Luther. It was one of the stories that were compiled.You can read what people originally thought about the story and no one was taking it literally. They were a bit vague about what the original sin is and what that even means.You can read up on Philo who was alive at the same time as Jesus and was peddling judaism to Romans. Philo's entire thing is that god talks in code and logos because god is so perfect he can't directly touch the messy material world. He pushed the idea that these jewish stories are filled with allegory and hidden meaning. Early Christians loved Philo and subscribed to his interpretations.Then in 1500 Luther King came along and his entire thing was that you are supposed to take the entire bible literally.The current judeo-christianity that Americans practice is directly related to Luther King and these people take the bible completely literally. The Catholic church has never taken the bible literally.Right now America is the only place on earth where people think the first two people were Adam and Eve, or that some guy got eaten by a whale or that there was a big boat with two of every animal on earth. Evangelicals took the ideas of Luther and took them to an extreme where every single word in the bible is completely literal. This is where ''jews are the chosen people'' and ''those who bless israel will be blessed'' comes from.Their interpretations of the bible are completely insane. If you actually read the fucking thing you wouldn't even imagine that someone would take the story of Adam and Eve literally.
>>524629820he told you not to eat itno bitching
