>Le fruit bad>Makes le fruit extremely tempting and easy to reach>He eats le fruit>Thou have fookeen betrayed me you nasty count!>Curses all of humanity cuz a guy ate the fruit he told him not to>Le most intelligent and just btw
just dont think about it bro
>>524629820Why didn't God tell Adam and Eve that there was an evil creature that would lie to them?
>creates foreskin>commands you to cut it offyahweh things
>Be God>Be retarded>Make humans knowing their nature is to push the boundaries as much as possible and defy authority figures>Create 10 commandments, no 30 commandments, no 60 commandments>Threaten people who don't follow your insane rules with eternal burning >Have a son>Kill him for lolzWhy do people follow this bullshit?
>>524629820God is kind of a fucking retard.
>>524629820>>Curses all of humanity cuz a guy ate the fruit he told him not toRead the source text. It's because the guy let a femoid pussywhip him.
>YOU NEED TO CONTINUALLY SAY HOW GREAT I AM AND WOSHIP ME OR ELSE I WILL SENTENCE YOU TO AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE WITH ZERO CHANCE OF ESCAPE>ALSO IF YOU ARE A BABY AND DIE BEFORE GETTING WATER POURED ON YOU I WILL SENTENCE YOU TO AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE WITH ZERO CHANCE OF ESCAPE>I AM A LOVING GOD
>>524629820>could've just willed the fruit to be impossible to touch or even just willed it out of existence>"UM, GOD JUST DIDN'T OKAY?"
>>524629820You’re obviously not worthy which is why you’re here, enjoy!
>>524630359Freemasons are the real retards. Lucifer isn't even a name for satan, but a planet. Your entire theology is superstitious ignorance and misconceptions. Jahbulon worshippers should be hanged publically, freemason witch.
>>524629820It'll make more sense when you read the apocryphal books, like The Apocalypse of Adam or The Book of Adam.The 'God' of the Bible is actually a malevolent, spiteful and inferior entity. Eve didn't tempt Adam at all, she tried to save him so they could be one again. It's a pretty sad story.
>>524630435>a universe where eternal spiritual beings with god-like powers don't agree about what type of character should be exalted, esteemed, and regarded as divine>basically literal primordial chaotic hell in an oblivion of infinite potential outcomes>this anarchy and random convection of unfathomable mysteries is superior to a structured ordered existence ordained by GodLol, no, ignoramus
>>524630711Chill out sperg. I just think he's neat.
>>524629820It's a parable, you absolute nigger
>>524630803That’s a good description of hell. A chaotic nightmare where childish egos clash for supremacy and who gets to decide how things will be.
>>524629820>christcuck sees this>christcuck also knows that god is all knowing>christcuck refuses to understand that sin and all that is associated with sin was part of gods plan all along>all that suffering and destruction just so he can preform a cosmetic "sacrifice" in an effort to gain even more ego pointsgod loves you perfectly :)
>>524629820The whole idea of Christianity falls apart once you realize the story of Adam and Eve never happened. >no original sin>no point to the sacrifice of Jesus
The one thing that atheists and christians have in common is that they get their arguments from the bible
>>524629820Everything which went wrong from the perception of Adam did so after he was put into deep sleep and there's nothing which states he actually awoke.
>>524630125He didn't lie.
>>524630435>>524630278>>524629820G-d is an epic prankster like that, he does it for the lulz.
>>524630803>>this anarchy and random convection of unfathomable mysteries is superior to a structured ordered existence ordained by Godyoud have a point if our existence was a structured ordered and ordained by God but its a chaotic shithole filled with niggers and jeets so you got fuckall.>but rabbi yeshua said in this book thatno
>SODOMY? HELLFIRE FOREVER, FAGGOT!>The male g-spot? Yeah I slotted that right into the ass
>>524629820satisfying your temptations is more important than obeying your god, no wonder nietzsche hated christcucks
>>524633965don't faggots need to change their who diet and insert washing tubs into their ass to wash the shit, I should say some faggots since most enjoy having a dick full of shit
>>524634233whole*
>>524633965Maybe God is pro-pegging. It's clearly not gay.
>>524629820Reminder that no one thought the story of Adam and Eve was a real historical account until Martin Luther. It was one of the stories that were compiled.You can read what people originally thought about the story and no one was taking it literally. They were a bit vague about what the original sin is and what that even means.You can read up on Philo who was alive at the same time as Jesus and was peddling judaism to Romans. Philo's entire thing is that god talks in code and logos because god is so perfect he can't directly touch the messy material world. He pushed the idea that these jewish stories are filled with allegory and hidden meaning. Early Christians loved Philo and subscribed to his interpretations.Then in 1500 Luther King came along and his entire thing was that you are supposed to take the entire bible literally.The current judeo-christianity that Americans practice is directly related to Luther King and these people take the bible completely literally. The Catholic church has never taken the bible literally.Right now America is the only place on earth where people think the first two people were Adam and Eve, or that some guy got eaten by a whale or that there was a big boat with two of every animal on earth. Evangelicals took the ideas of Luther and took them to an extreme where every single word in the bible is completely literal. This is where ''jews are the chosen people'' and ''those who bless israel will be blessed'' comes from.Their interpretations of the bible are completely insane. If you actually read the fucking thing you wouldn't even imagine that someone would take the story of Adam and Eve literally.
>>524629820he told you not to eat itno bitching
Maybe if you thought for a second and understand the placement of the tree was God giving man an equal opportunity to either follow his commandments or not with their free will.
Read about Marcion of SinopeProbably the best take on christianity
>>524634777I'm going to rape him.
>>524629820>tfw I could be in paradise right now eating, drinking, pounding pussy and frolicking all day>instead I'm born into torment with original sin because a talking snake seduced a woman into eating a piece of fruit 6000 years ago>have to wait for a dead jew to save me>two more weeks
>>524633675>yfw christcuck scripture is so nonsensical that Boomers are converting to Final Fantasy X lore
>>524629820>trying to find logic in jewish schizo babble christcucks will larp that it was some sort of test or some shit even though supposedly god should have known results. Retarded
>>524629820a fruit is anything that holds within it a seed which grows a tree that produces more of the same. the knowledge of good and evil is such a self sustaining cycle. when the knowledge of good and evil is eaten, there will be another "tree" which grows more of that same "fruit". It seems wise, and right, to be aware of both good and evil but this is a lie. Either God is good and fully in control or he is not. You wont understand a word of this.
>>524634719How did Martin Luther justify hating Jews if he took the Bible literally?
>>524629820>YOU NASTY COUNTThread ruined.
>>524629820the fruit is just a metaphor for sex before marriage o algo
>>524636626Because the bible never tells you to worship jews. That's some insane American retardation.Martin Luther didn't care about race, his hatred of jews was due to them rejecting Jesus and not converting to Christianity. Jesus was not very tolerant of jews.When American say cringe shit about how jews are the chosen people, they always leave out the part for what they were chosen for.They were not chosen to be rulers and be better than ''the goyim.'' They were chosen to spread the word of god and to be punished more harshly if they sin. They were chosen to be held to a higher standard, to punished and made an example of.The one mission of jews was to preserve the holy texts and with the birth of Jesus that mission is done.Evangelicals have been indoctrinated since birth and given a kosher version of the bible. They believe a very literal version of the bible while also being told that jews are ''the chosen'' and that Jesus will only come back if jews live in Israel. The term Judeo-Christianity was pushed after WW2. It's a complete fabrication in response to the holocaust.The idea that Martin Luther would worship jews is just insane. There is no basis for it and it wouldn't exist until the end of WW2.
>>524637778What a beautiful response. I, as a goyim, never thought about the different aspects of being chosen and just assumed it was superiority. Probably projection of my own prideful heart. This perspective is so simple yet I could never come up with it. It makes so much sense too. What else would God choose them for? Thanks anon. Btw, are they still "chosen"? Maybe their schizophrenia rates etc. makes them more spiritual, or gives them more spiritual potential if they use it right?
>>524629820>Excludes Eve from the history.>It was God actually testing her, not Adam>God proven right that women are not to be trusted
God cant interfer with your free will, he can only influence not control your decision.
>>524637969Obviously when these texts were written the word ''chosen'' didn't exist. The original word would be some yiddish gibberish. When you translate words from a language into another language then another and another, the meaning changes. The original use of the word ''chosen'' was just what word they used. It could have used words like picked, appointed, nominated etc. If that was the translation then people would see the word completely differently.Their ''muh chosen'' status should have ended 2000 years ago. One of the main reasons why jews hate Jesus and denounce him is because if they accept he was the real deal then they are no longer the god's chosen. They want to misinterpret what being chosen means in this context and they want to keep receiving benefits from it long after the deal with god has expired. They have twisted them being chosen as them being superior and they have shifted the covenant to be not about the birth of Jesus but the second birth of Jesus.
>people who are buddhist get reborn as asian>people who are christian get reborn as whiteDon't believe at your own risk.
>>524638405I thought the New Testament still proclaimed the Jews' special status. Something about breadcrumbs and olive branches or something. Don't have much knowledge about it but many Christians do not "believe" in the Old Testament as they believe it gets replaced with the New Testament, yet they still claim Jews are superior for some reason. Seems hypocritical to me.
>>524629820What was gods punishment for eating the fruit. What was it!?
>>524638544The lines people interpret as saying jews are still the chosen are a huge reach. It doesn't use those terms at all. It compares jews to a tree and the new converts as branches grafted to the tree. It says nothing about jews being the chosen people and superiority. It just points out that jews were the original believers of the god.But the new testament is explicit about how there is no more jew or gentile. Jesus basically dismantles judaism and tells you that your blood relation to Abraham is irrelevant and the new covenant is with all nations.This is a bit of a double edged sword. I think people like Trump and Ted Cruz believe this strongly and they think believing in god makes them Israeli. These people believe jews are the chosen people, but also that you can through your belief in god become Israeli and become the chosen. It's a bit twisted.
>finitely complex structure like the universe NEEDS an infinitely complex entity like a god to just exist out of nowhere to create itwhat did hebrew lore mean by that
>>524629820"The fruit" is free will, retard.
>>524637969heres something along those lines. the beginning of the bible talks about how "the serpent" tricked adam and eve, but doesnt really go into detail. Further details are sprinkled into the later books. lucifer was the superior angel, perfecy in every way, God made man and then lucifer was like "wtf is this shit? they arent good at all and wont do what they should do" Then God told lucifer "you are going to teach them to do good". Lucifer's response was "No, I wont I will teach them evil". That is barely a paraphrasing of the biblical accounts of how the "rebellion of angels" began. Now, consider the kikes, I think, at least for myself, that had I not seen their evil I would not have chosen to do my best to only do and think good. and in this account lucifer was chosen to teach man good, he then became satan saying I will teach them evil, but even in doing so hes still doing the thing he was chosen for. So yea they are chosen, yea what they were chosen for is going to happen regardless of them trying to deviate from it, and because they deviate from it its not going to go the way they have in mind. you burn your hand on a hot oven, you learn not to touch a hot oven, thanks, kikes, for showing me that the oven is hot I guess have fun in there.
>>524639447you people are such kikes
