>Pollshttp://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/>English language analysishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHiZik5nvPc>Thead OP pastahttps://pastebin.com/raw/VqpFkZ1B>What doCreate Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.Get /fit/.Join the metapolitical phalanx!Spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop!Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.>Counter culture>Schwarze Fahnehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDhJtEJ04Qw6F-EThwuR_Gg>Wir klären dashttps://www.youtube.com/@Daserklaert>EinProzent podcasthttps://podcast.einprozent.de/archiv/>Am Rande der Gesellschafthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVN9-ICSLAhAL2-ScvRJ0GONa0MPcxK2fhttps://odysee.com/@kanalschnellroda:3?view=home>Der Schattenmacherhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqQ9P_ObrTQ0MhUnZffKkGA/>Neuer Deutscher Standardhttps://t.me/NDSoffiziell>Krautzonehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5gzI18X1nUgpzd5DzCbspghttps://t.me/krautzonehttps://kvltgames.com/>WolfPMShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O61baA-GL6E>Learn German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AgE_4P0cSshttp://www.suetterlinschrift.de/Lese/Sutterlin0.htmhttp://www.kurrent-lernen-muecke.de/lehrgang.php>Get activehttps://www.solifonds.me/#solifondshttps://einprozent.de/mitmachen>Flügel TV (german)https://youtu.be/PLG0BZLHXAEhttps://youtu.be/QGX29DUb7Hk>Mapshttps://www.schiebt-sie-ab.de/https://linke-gewalt.info/https://www.protestkarte.de/Old>>524619764
>forgot the flag award
>>524648636All good. <3
>>524648450just let the pasta die my nigger
>>524649237You think that would make a good New Year's resolution?
Contemplating buying a "Bremerhaven - Die Stadt am Meer" 4chan advertisement.
This did not age gracefully.
>>524650009>Bremerhaven, the city for people with no adblockerGreat people.
>>524650009I'd actually pay some of the costs.
>>524649669if you do this then I'll create a vision board for you with barely legal lesbos to manifest sexo for you in 0 ad + 2026
>>524650009To warn people against visiting, right?>>524650305That's very considerate of you but I guess I'll have to pass
Day is done. So am I. Duckfag, take it away.
All you idiots do is come on here and shitpost these autistic memes day in day out. What are you doing for the race? Haben sie eine frau? Wie viele kinder haben sie?
>>524652646Kennen Sie Großbuchstaben? BRiD was promised to us 80 years ago for jest. >mfw there are MANY, MANY white boxesOH YEA BOI
>>524652646>What are you doing for the race?blud is taking the larp website seriously
>>524648636Should probably change it, since you've gone all asexual on us.You can have my old ancap flag if you want...
>>524654236TAKE THE SCEPTER OF AMERICA AND LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND, O SHEPARDMENSCH
>>524654445Would be willing to take in any German of suitably pure blood and correct political views immediately.Those of non pure blood (but can still pass as white) and correct political beliefs can come if Germany agrees to accept a Mexican in exchange for them.
>>524654445buntermensch walked so bremermensch could run
>>524655203My hair is pitch-black but my eyes are as blue as the ocean. Will have to exchange my scalp with a Mexican's?
>>524654236Only if >>524655633 makes me a vision board with underage girls for the authentic experience
>>524656039https://x.com/CeliaBedelia/status/2005792337411338436this is why germany is losing. this foid actually thinks her edeka bakeslop is comparable to this
>>524655633Kek.>>524655949>My hair is pitch-blackWhere'd you get that from ? Need to know how to classify ya...>>524656039Works for me.
>>524656328one half has him as ancestor, other half has Genghis Khan
>>524656322>Backstation bread
>>524656322>lives in BerlinEnough said.>>524656693From how far back on each side ?If far back enough, it can be ignored. For example, I've got a drop of French in me from 13 generations ago...
cossackposter vs buntermensch
>>524657309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_g2_WeDx-I
>>524657330The first three season of Fargo were all great https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zRX_afk7wmI
>>524659217season 3 is my favorite. final airport scene is so good
where are you, dawgo?>>524657330*sigh* kino
so I rizzed up a cripple on a dating app should I put the wheels on that chair to the test or should I bail? What you think?
>>524661026>Some women with a complete SCI report experiencing orgasmic sensations in areas above their injury level or describe them as a "phantom orgasm,"is she dead below the waist or what are we talking
>>524661026drag the cripple to auschwitz and unload holohoax trvthnukes anon. being in a wheelchair means she can't escape
>>524661234
just ask yourself "what would buttermensch do" and the course will reveal itself
>>524661783>>524661881Told her "when you have a wheelchair, everything looks like a road". Let's see what she'll reply.
>>524662484lmao brilliant
>>524661881Need more details, obviously.
Why do you guys speak English in a thread by, for, and about Germans, Germany and German affairs?t. Ausländer checking out your thread out of curiosity
>>524655949subhuman
>>524663428maybe because this is an english speaking board you absolute fucking newflag clown
>>524664790>english speaking boardThere isn't a rule about this. Other countries' threads are usually predominantly in their language, though they are not as regular as the German one.
>>524665268>There isn't a rule about this.yes there is you stupid newfag
>>524663428Kraut/pol/ is containment board – it’s like an insect trap.It’s a small group of regular posters/shills who try to attract anons but then prevent any organic discussion of German politics.Typical tactics include:> “that’s old news that’s not worth discussing” even when the event is <24hrs old> personal insults used to distract or scare off new posters> fake arguments between shills> questionable nsfw content (anime girl pictures)> weird off-topic discussions that prevent lurkers from engaging> AfD invited to Münich Security Conference after being denied attendance for 2 years https://brusselssignal.eu/2025/12/afd-invited-to-2026-munich-security-conference-after-two-year-hiatus/> Former US officials reveal that Tramp admin considered sanctions against German officials due their state surveillance of AfD partyhttps://www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/wegen-afd-einstufung-usa-erwogen-offenbar-auch-sanktionen-gegen-deutsche-staatsdiener-15089866.html
>>524665268Ignore the shill. It’s a tactic to prevent you from talking about German politics>>524665328Shut the fuck up and remember your place in the historical pecking order: forever under the foot of greater peoples
>>524665328>OP said "only good vibes">he brings bad vibesRude>>524665490>>524665812I see, makes sense. Thanks Germanbro.
>>524665812lmao subhuman
>>524666018No problem.Interestingly, kraut/pol/ shills disappeared for a few weeks earlier this year when Iran was attacking Israel. According to the archive Kraut/pol/ has been very quiet today… coincidence?> Israel experienced widespread internet outages today due to suspected cyber attackhttps://www.jfeed.com/news-israel/israel-network-outage
>>524667102The entire board was pure bliss then, and 2 days after IQ captchas dropped. I hope they make them even harder and remove the explanations, personally.It's weird when I open the catalog and see threads from yesterday, I suppose the tactic is working however because shills are keeping everyone engaged and distracted in this place while similar places are a complete desert. The same reason short form content is popular everywhere, constant stimulation.They even ran /nsg/ off this board, unbelievably enough.
>>524667498>They even ran /nsg/ off this board, unbelievably enough.actually very believable
>>524665812Because German politics are very boring? >>524666018He always wants to talk about silly local politics that ultimately will be decided by international leanings anyway. For example the digital ID shit. If say the UK and the US do it, there is no way Germany will oppose it. Thus its effectively useless to talk about this. You could have 60% of the population being against it, still wouldn't work as the large coalition will do what it wants anyway. Hence, talking about it is a colossal waste of time but only seetheposting. The only rational take on German politics is to get your things and move out to a place that gives you at least something in return. God knows in Germany you get nothing of any of that. That's it, that's the post.
Technically, Germany already has a digital ID given the ID has some internet-enabled features already. Nobody uses that though. And the fingerprint is in it already too.
>>524667592Yeah, in 2025 it actually is, now that I think about it. Anons stopped pretending to be retards for a laugh, and were replaced by actual retards, especially brown ones. I still doubt they would have been able to overwhelm the board without advanced LLM bots, however.>>524667717So the situation is the exact same as here, we do whatever Brussels commands us to do with no question. Unfortunately they haven't yet commanded our government to do something that benefits citizens, while they themselves haven't discovered carrots yet and insist on only using the stick.
>>524667950Want to add I was being optimistic in that hypothetical scenario even, there are reasonably high odds that the AfD wouldnt honor any promise to not do push digital IDs either. All governments want to be able to better control and tax their cattle. It is like a giant farm or something similar. Imagine a beekeeper operation. > We need it in order to expel the illegal immigrantsis basically the angle under which it is pushed by conservative governments.
>>524667717>Because German politics are very boring?we all read the news. it's really not that interesting to discuss. all he does is post links with summaries, conceding there isn't much more to add
>>524668258Yeah but Germany is not at the forefront of anything. It isnt a sandbox country like say Australia where new techniques are constantly being tested nor is it a direction country like say the US or China who sort of broadly point where stuff is moving to.
>>524668189>high odds that the AfD wouldnt honor any promiseI lost all hope for any change by conventional means when I saw how Brexit turned out. And even then I was just overdosing on copium, to be honest. Here they still maintain it's about catching predators, citing of course cherrypicked statistics sometimes not even from our country, and never mentioning the context and ethnicity.Are you a German (from Germany) in Switzerland btw? Is the situation better there? I heard the Swiss were also having some surveillance bullshit pushed on them, and Proton were moving their servers abroad because of that. Using this opportunity to ask because I'm otherwise cockblocked by not knowing German too well, and our outlets cover foreign news extremely rarely unless there is a catastrophe of some sort involved.
>>524668189Nobody is talking about digital ID. Shut the fuck up and go back to clipping coins with your inbred cousins. > silly local politics…Last year JD Vance stood on stage at the Münich security conference and scolded European leaders for shutting down free speech.Now, we find out that the US almost sanctioned Germany for spying on and attempting to ban the AfD.Furthermore, the AfD is now invited to attend the Münich security conference.See >>524665490
>>524668189>AfDWould be stopped and partially eaten by the public administration (swamp) and their various allies (also swamp) that could sabotage almost every move. Like during Trump's 1st term. AfD is certainly aware of it, but still doesn't have the means to do much about it. For now.
>>524668473true. it's managed decline by default
>>524656322I was in Poland and they had this type of "bread" too in German supermarkets. You couldn't pay me to eat it.
>>524669009By sandbox country I mean that smaller recently turned accessible markets are usually the ones who play around with new technologies first. These ideas like e-government, mobile first etc are usually more tested out there. Estonia and Ukraine for example often completely blow more established countries like Germany or the US out of the water in those fields. Just look how crudely German and American tax agencies work. It is a joke and humiliating af. Modern politicians dont care about this stuff though because partisan politics gets you re-elected, fixing this shit doesnt. Aside from that most politicians in the West are genuinely retarded. They are not engineers like in say China but lawyers or worse they might not even have a degree but are just where they are for ideological reasons.>>524668806And none of this shit matters. Trump just did this because he always pushes against woke politics in order to distract from him having other scandals. > Don't look at the mass economic extraction of my family and my Epstein connections, look at these European style socialist free speech underminersI do kind of appreciate it but its strategic, not ideological confrontation. They could have been doing this since forever but chose not to. Each of these "based things" you get from this fucker is usually at the cost of him extracting or afraid of being caught red-handed doing something considered illegitimate. >>524668911Why would they do it? Good work isnt really rewarded anyway>>524669009This but that won't stop either if you change the heads. Not saying one shouldn't vote but its best to keep ones expectations low.
>>524668632You’re trying to engage with vpn/meme flag shills who are trying to change the subject :)> German politics is very boring (please don’t discuss it)> fake discussion with memeflag about topics outside of German politics (digital ID huh?)Hopefully you can find people to talk to irl who aren’t just regurgitating state-funded talking points
>>524657138>For example, I've got a drop of French in me from 13 generations ago...I already told you to stop apologizing for it. This is a tolerant/inclusive general.
>>524661783Poleanon??
>>524648450For a split second, I thought I was looking at some hairy animal's cock.
Pax Americana is over. This is your chance, Krauts.Step 1.1) Get nukes2) Build Army3) Expel Americans4) Restore Prussia
>>524669496>(digital ID huh?)Well doesn't digital ID apply to Germany, along with chat control? It was presented as an eu-wide thing. And last I heard, it did hinge on you quite a bit as you're one of the big guys in this entire circus.I haven't heard anything about it since it was announced, though, apparently it was voted on but we heard fuck all about it in HR, the next time we'll hear about it is when it gets shoved up our asses without warning.>>524669798>step 1 consists of 4 steps and makes up the entire processFucking kek, is this the power of common core math?
>>524648450I just want to say that I miss the RTL II anime times from the 2000s. That's all. Auf Wiedersehen frens.
>>524669474this paypig ragebait is making numbers rn https://x.com/gert_woellmann/status/2006039274492219713
>>524669434It is called Semmelbrötchen. I dont understand its popularity either, its essentially just useless calories (and surprisingly many of them), nutrition-wise wise its another physical form of white bread, many people delude themselves into thinking by eating this they eat better than Bongs or Americans when those basically eat the same kind of bread. This was the original form of it:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiser_rollModern wheat is specifically bred to be highly robust in an agricultural context, excelling in traits like high yield, disease resistance, and wide climate adaptability, which has made it the most widely cultivated cereal grain globally. I suppose it goes back to when it wasnt as easy to reliably produce as many calories as cheaply as it is today but if you do the usual German routine of Semmeln in the morning, then something else in the evening while not moving a whole lot this is a recipe to end up as a skinny fat guy. >>524669496Discuss it as much as you please, its still boring and useless for the reason I presented. It will change nothing.>>524669931Same, Tele 5 hatte auch Anime
>>524670677Bleh
>>524669506I can't. Even though it's less than half a percent, it still haunts me...
>>524671116RTL II und danach auch Super RTL>SemmelbrötchenMitt Butter und Kaffe zum Frühstück
>>524671667>RTL II und danach auch Super RTLNo idea, I just watched DBZ and Gundam WIng> SemmelNot for me, too unhealthy
>>524671850>OT level 8Vladdy worships him
>>524671116yeah it's just white bread... dunno why they'd have a special name for that... in any case the ones out of lidl and whatnot are awful and contain additives (even on her pic you can see)other pics look normal/good>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiser_roll>approved by the Federal Ministry of AgricultureZee Germans had to approve their special roll kek... boomer might be right, let's just leave foodmaking to southerners>>524671667>Mitt Butter und Kaffebread, butter and coffee is excellent but it all has to be good quality and not some cheap supermarkt stuff
>>524672526Supermarket stuff isnt innately bad, its that Semmeln simply are and will always be just white bread. Something more of a proper "German" bread in the stereotypical sense would be Weltmeister for example.
>>524672908>Supermarket stuff isnt innately badThe white bread here >>524672526 looks much better than the one here >>524669434 (which contains additives). The bread sections in supermarkts are awful.>simply are and will always be just white breadyeah wholewheat's beter
eating bread is prole coded
>>524673567>eating bread is prole codedno
