or you will be lamenting like these sad roastoids!
>>524662842captwombat33 bout to becomecatwoman67
>>524662842Kids are all gay now.Imagine paying child support for a tranny.
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>>524662842sad she should have called me. I specialize in natural insemination of post wall roasties. flat fee, weekly pumps until conception.
>>524662897DOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>attempt No 15My G-d think of the SHEKELS
>>524662842>attempt #15That's like 45 discarded fetuses (dead babies)
>>524662842hooked up with a chick on tinder after breakup to get some action. skinny, blonde, chill, well maintained 38yo, decent in bed. And after couple of dates she says: i can see having kids with you after a year (she also had severe endometriosis). man...well it didnt last long, kinda felt sorry for her
>>524662842Already had kids
>>524662842>You Require More Vespene GasShe's supply blocked.
>>524662897Pretty sure it's Captain womb at 33.
>>524662897Underrated. She's probably been saving her late husband's sperm since 2008 when he offed himself because he lost his boat.
>>524663263>20k per attemptThe good news is she's running up insurance rates for everyone else trying to have a kid after finding herself at 80.
>>524663355big dick?
>>524663671Captain Womb and Major Complications
>>524662897Got em
don't delay fuck TODAY Anonymous (ID: atp4xJQo) 12/31/25(Wed)00:17:11 No.524662842▶>>524662897 >>524662946 >>524663093 >>524663339 >>524663355 >>524663450 >>524663536or you will be lamenting like these sad roastoids!What?
>>524662842It's already over for me and I lament. That said I wasn't going anywhere fast to begin with.
>>524662842Well shit. We we're successful on our first attempt 1st try and birthed a nice white boy. Take that shlomo.
>>524663793I mean what was her thinking? At that age and with her condition the only chance she has is to immediately hit it raw daily and pray it works. Not that I'd agree to that but from her PoV its pretty delusional to date for a year and then start trying when she's 39. Also pretty early she declared she's expecting a man to do 50/50 cooking and household chores. That and a bunch of other baggage made me hit eject.
>>524664216and with that one misplaced apostrophe he became indian
>>524662842>lamentingMaybe. I'll know when I get there but that is 100% the direction I am headed. It's probably best I don't have kids, but the question of having kids is kinda like asking me if I like to fly my private jet.It's like, I can't afford business class. What makes you think I'm going to fly private? What makes you think "having kids" is some low hanging fruit that I can even begin to understand even how to afford? >bubbubub it doesn't cost money to have a kid!11yeah, and continue a cycle of poverty my parents started? send them to the public schools who want to neuter the boys and turn them into fags at best and women at worst? Do you think women are just tripping themselves over someone like me? Do you think I even have a shot considering I don't leave the house? Is it a good idea that someone with a family history of mental illness even have kids? This whole "AHVE KIDS NOW" thing is retarded. To save the white race? I don't care anymore. I'm checking out of society at 36 years old. I'm done grinding. I'm done trying. I'm not having kids. I'm joining team Newsom for 2028. Let the Jews run it, let the brownoids multiply and turn the earth into a 6th world hellhole. I don't care anymore. This ideology isn't helping me one fucking bit.
>>524664216*with IUI
>>524664260bro i asked abour your dick
>>524663846Sergeant Swimmer just couldn't take the hill.
>>524664491okavg, works well
>>524664632insecure zoomer zooming around with an at most 15 cm stick. so now I'm running around asking everyone about their dick
>>524665069thats just fine. gotta stay hard, grab her proper and have stamina to pound for a while balls deep. unless she has cavernous pussy you can make chicks loose their marbles
>>524662842That kid will post on /pol/ and /x/
>>524663780I don't think most insurance covers it.
>>524663536kek
>>524663536Would
>>524665325ok
>>524662842Already got 4 kids, I would take a 5 but meh won't stress about it.
>>524662842If you want kids but don't think you can afford them, just fucking do it. They aren't as expensive as jews want you to think unless you wait too long and have a potato as a result.
>>524665069do cardio. i prefer jumping rope but whatever you can do consistently (5-6 days a week) is best>15 cmmore than enough. dont stress over it
>>524662897SIXX SEVENNNNNNNN
>>5246661441000% This. Our first was born this past July and the wife is already pregnant with the second(hopefully multiples). Im 25 and she's 21, we refuse to be crushed by kike hellworld.
>>524666144The government doesnt want you to know this but the kids at the park are free.
>>524662842Buddies wife is on her second attempt at the age of 37.They are also both vaxed but I got a feeling it’s happening this time.
>>524662897kek
>>524662897gotttteeemmmmm
how much is that in whatever fuckdollar they're using
>>524662842Imagine having to hope the zoomer indian retards handling this shit actually do it right.
>>524665464The insurance HR gets that you don't get access to certainly does.
>>524662842hahahahahaha. Roasties overdosing on the IVF copium. Sorry, honey, but you missed the boat, and another one is never coming.
btw just curious can they just keep blasting through new fetuses like the demonic degenerates they are or does the doc at some point says "yep your vagina is a ghost town" and just cuts them off?
>>524663355my mates mrs followed this exact same pattern: late thirties, suddenly decided she desperately wanted a kid as she closed in on 40. 12 rounds of IVF, and $68,000 out of pocket later, and she’s still childless and dealing with severe endometriosis. And she’s a very fit, pretty woman, too..but she decided to waste her youth having “fun” and put off having kids with my mate since she was early 30s lmao. The jokes really do write themselves.
>>524662842Get a surrogate. It can be the womb you know.
