Your fingers are safe?
>>524681430It wasn't the fingers that the engineers were worried about.I ar sexuals
>>524681430Based japs
>>524681527Car sexuals, fuck you phone. Go and die in a toilet.
i miss when cars didn't come with automatic closers.
>>524681430A retard's fingers are never safe! - Zen proverb
>>524681554These are called BWC eyes, she is attempting to attract white men with these
>>524681430>based Japan wins like usual I’m starting to become convinced that they’re the only true humans.
>>524681430yes, I'm not a cucumber
My sister closed my dads hand in the door of our minivan in the 90s. Dude just ate it stone faced and told her to be more careful but fuck that had to hurt lol. I would have gotten fucking leveled for that shit
Fingers are fineI'm worried about my dick
>>524681753See, this is exactly the target audience. See the degenerate!
>>524681430yes, i drive a 1999 c-class and it doesn't have such retarded features.
>>524681430now do it with cock
>>524681554Zooming i can't tell if a ball sack or Shea covering up from.behind
>>524681753thats MY dick
>>524681430>increasing complexity to cater to the lowest common denominatorno thanks
>>524681690Got my hand slammed in dads Ford galaxy, then dragged half a block down the road. Never happened again.
>>524681430there was never any reason for trunk doors to close automatically
Is this an actual problem somewhere
>>524681430why the fuck are you testing closing your dick in the rear doors?
>>524681430Penis goes where?
Using automatic trunk doors is cringe. Literally can't even be bothered to raise an arm and pull something down. People like that deserve to lose all 10 fingers.
>>524682003moms slamming doors on their kids' fingers i imagine
http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/05/03/22/30000-finger-amputations-yearly-the-most-common-finger-loss-accidents-and-how-to-avoid-them.htm30000 fingers amputated each year. Does not specify the number of kids who lose fingers, but 3/4 4 year olds getting fingers amputated are from car doors.Just thinking about losing my jackoff grip, ugh.
>Russian pos at least it was quick and clean
>>524681430>somebody>probably
>>524681430Carlsson bit my finger!
>>524681430>the Russian one
Skoda are made in the Philippines now?Guess the EU hags are responsible for that
>>524682003When I unload my monthly shipment of loose cucumbers and it starts to rain real bad but I also need to piss and I'm double parked
automatic trunk doors are for limp-wristed NIGGERS
>>524681430>>524683555>the Russian onekeki resevre my holy right to slam the door in anger
>>524681430FINGERS ARE SAFU.
>>524681527First I park my car
