I will never be a Rhodesian mercenary who kills the parents of an innocent girl, then adopts her to be my sister just so i can return to war to fight a snake in hand to hand combat.
I'm sorry to say, but you are the type of person who would die to a random stray bullet to the side of your head. Dead before you hit the ground, then just darkness forever.Be happy you are just existing for nothing instead, it might be better.
>>524692760You can sign up to be a merc to an african warlord anytime faggot
>>524694440>die to a random stray bullet to the side of your head. Dead before you hit the groundits a good death
>>524692760That's literally me
>>524692760Hey at lease you don't get fucked over in the end by Jewish politic.....oh wait.
Adopt her to be your sister? Just fucking rape that bitch and then bury her alive lol.
>>524692760>L LawlietYou will commit suicide within the years 2027-2029.No one will remember or care about this event.
>>524694604NopePhysically unfit.
>>524692760Schizo>>524699000Macaco violento
>>524692760This is the cringiest post on the catalog at the moment. By the way, the man in the picture is a Finnish larper that ownes (owned?) Varusteleka. If you want to see how you would fare as an incompetent, untrained and disorganized "mercenary" in Africa, you're in luck. People like you went to Angola after it declared independece against Portugal. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costas_Georgiou
>>524699373from Portugal. Whatever.