I must drink to forget my problems
>>524724257anything other than straight single malt is the drink of a filthy niggerbrain. ice and/or a drop of water is acceptable. nothing else
>>524724257Vodka
>>524724257These are all a little extra. For me it’s as follows >Mojito >Pina Colada >Cadillac Margarita >Lemon Drop>London Fog>Grapefruit Mimosa >Champagne But I’m happiest with a beer and I’m not real picky.
water
MANLY cocktails, for a MAN who drinks BLACK RIFLE COFFEE in the morning and chases it down with AN OLD FASHIONED, like a real OLD FASHIONED GUY (no, I can't change a tire)
>>524724257pina colada
>>524724524Pina Colada is for women
>>524724257Tiki drinks
>>524724257there is no such thing as a manly cocktailmen drink whiskey, bourbon or rakija**Be advised, consumption of rakija by westoids may lead to unacceptable levels of based behavior and subsequent indictments for hate crimes.
>>524724257have you considered sucking dick as an alternative?
>>524724257Vodka and literally anything sweet, pick your favorite juice and pour as much of it into the glass as you poured liquorDrop a straw in it and you're good to goAnything else is a bit pretentious but I'll still respect it
>>524724257Kek poor sad drunk melted wax figure looking mother fuckers
Homemade wine
>>524724257Apple MartiniSex On The BeachStrawberry DaiquiriAmaretto Sour
>>524724257I drink whatever the fuck I want, and if you don't accept that then I'll refer you to the complaints department. It's your asshole.
>>524724257Beer and Wine. Spirits are for alcoholics. Everything above 20% tastes fucking awful.
>>524724257Negroni is the only answer.>>524725100Faggot begging for yous>>524724752Rakija is for arabs
>>524724257Water
>>524725325>Everything above 20% tastes fucking awfulEverything above 7% is garbage for posers to me.I'm content with a simple helles.
>>524724257White russian with whole milk
>>524724257If you are drinking anything other than fruity alcoholic drinks then you are a certified retard. Imagine drinking something like beer which just tastes like piss water because hurr durr that makes you a man.
>>524724880Based Cape Cod/Screwdriver/Salty Dog master race.
>>524724257Anything he wants. Assigning gender acceptability for a drink seems absurd and overcompensating.
>>524724257Anything you like.
Nothing like an ice cold Mint Julep after a day of breakin bucks
>>524724797>picrelWill I get a virus if I go there?
>>524725410i've done a cobracolada before and it's actually good.
>>524725849>Will I get a virusyeah, AIDS (i'm implying they're faggots, in case it wasn't clear)
1 part vodka of choice2 parts cranberry juice (not whatever concentrate cocktail knockoff shit)add lemon juice to taste
>>524724257Beer. Cocktails are for kids, women or faggots.
>>524725623you have no idea what you're talking about. those sugary fruity drinks make for a terrible hangover. not only because of the sugar, but because of the ease at which they're drank. when you drink beer or whisky, you earn that shit. every swig of it. you can't just chug it like some nigger chugging sprite. alcohol isn't supposed to taste good, it's supposed to force you to make a face like you're shitting yourself. only after you've passed through the baptism of this, can you actually start to enjoy the taste. you won't, because you're a little faggot that wants everything to taste like capri sun and tendies.
>>524724397>acceptablelol, have a negroni, maybe 2get the fish, etc
Manly men prefer COCKtails
>>524726179>you drink beer or whisky, you earn that shit.No it just means you have shit tastes, no self-control, and you like drinking stuff that tastes like shit and piss water. Imagine bragging about your own bad tastes and then getting mad when others point out your shit tastes in drinks LOL.
>>524726468>no self controlsays the faggot that has to mask the taste of alcohol to get it down. if you had self control you wouldn't be drinking it all. the taste you don't like is alcohol you fucking retard>bad tastebeer, wine and whisky are historically and currently wayyyy larger and successful industries than strawberry daiquiris or whatever fucking fag shit you drink.
>>524725689I like appletinis a lot too mostly because it's way easier to find apple juice in someone's pantry or fridge than grapefruit or whatever but people around here tend to assume you bat for the other team if you order one of those while you're outBloody Mary is about as complicated as I'm willing to get when I'm mixing my own drinks, the more ingredients the harder it is to pour when the night's dragging on and everyone's starting to see double>>524726179See, now this is what I was talking about being pretentious earlier
>No Blue Motorcycles
>>524724257That picture is an oxymoron.
i just drink gin and seltzer, for a treat ill have gin and tonic or grapefruit. sometimes i skip the soda and just have gin over ice or chilled. in a pinch ill just have gin straight.
Depends on how I'm feeling and in what setting:Double Dewars on the rocksA shot of Patrón with a limeRum and cokeIn my younger years:Jägerbomb
>>524724397This.
man here. i dont drink often but when i do i just drink beer or whiskey. sometimes tequilla or rum but that should be rare. cocktails are fuckin gay. hope this helps
>>524724257>I must drink to forget my problemsdoes this work for anyone? I just drink to achieve a Rauch state of mind
>>524724257Anything straight for sadness. Things with MINIMAL ingredients like old fashion, martini when happy and having a good time. Beer if you want to get fat.
>>524724257>What are the most acceptable drinks for a man?Beer
>>524724257Drinking habitually is a waste of your:>money>time>healthIf you're drinking after age 20 you need to fix then problems in your life instead of avoiding them at the bar.
>>524725263no shit right... the most manly drink is not giving a fuck and enjoying whatever you want.
smirnoff with chocolate milk is pretty amazing
>>524724524>only on vacation in the carribean>gay sugar water>only if eating fajitas with friends>no>no>no>on anniversary or new yearsBeer is bread in a can and a waste of money.
>>524726099>3-5% alchoholThe weakest drink for the most loser men
>>524727529yeah, don't try to make everyone happy>you're not beer
>>524724623I hate that cape cods are girly drink, fuckin love cranberries.
>>524724257For me its:>Manhattan>Moscow Mule>Mojito>Gin and Tonic
Water.Neat.
>>524727610What's wrong with seagrams?
>>524724257FuckGet me a dark and stormy, black opalWould rather have a mule or a screwdriver
happy new year anonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxSgYehng1k
White Russians for Christmas
>>524724257For me, it's 2% milk.
>>524727655>I hate that cape cods are girly drinkis it really masculine to worry about the gender of your drink?
>>524724257vodkawhiskey
>>524724257Just get yourself whiskey, bourbon or dark rum and mix it with cola until you can drink it.
>>524726179LolYou get hang overs?Shit I never get hung over.
Straight Everclear. Bring in the new year with a real rager
>>524724257ill take a niggeroni
>>524725623I actually like the taste of vodka
>>524727722I can't stand ginWould rather have whiskey or absinthe straight.
>>524725623Don't really know how piss water tastes but doubt.
>>524724257>lowers your intelligence>hurts your head>costs a fortune because of all the taxes and regulations unless you buy absolute swillJust saying, if the Jews were to gift one type of beverage to the Aryan man, it wouldn't be much different from alcohol.
>caring what other people think>not wanting to have funOrder what you like, no one cares
>>524724257Yes you can have a gin martiniYou will not drink it in the gay stemmed glassyou will tell the barcuck to put it in a highball glass
>>524724397Straight Bourbon for me anon, in the summer I like a single cube of ice.
>>524724257any two of those would get me smashed
>>524724257you're not a man if you care about other people finding whay you drink "acceptable" or not.
no cap anything other than straight everclear is pure faggot cocksucker tranny shitshoenice mogs all of you
Men drink to celebrate or to mourn. Drinking to mope or medicate is feminine.
>>524724397My friend once bought a bottle of Hennessy to celebrate something. He then mixed a cup of it half/half with mountain dew lol. Then he told us he didn't like Hennessy. Bro you didn't even have any!
>>524724257Beer and Wine.Spirits are fine too, but exercise great caution.
>>524724257It’s honestly faggy enough to put ice in your whiskey but whatever. It’s not so bad I’ll judge you, but I’ll definitely notice.Nothing in stemware can be manly. Nothing with a fruitmeat garnish can be manlyNothing with more than one non-alcoholic ingredient can be manly (includes water/ice)
>>524727989you have to be 18 to post here kid.
>>524724257Water, unsweetened coffee and tea, and milk
>>524724257Water and coffee. Anything more is silly and childish. Alcohol is for young adults not men.
>>524727949Yes a fine balance of appearance and confidence is needed. Otherwise your argument is the same as letting little boys play with barbies
Men drink Beer (Not Budweiser) Spirits (Alone) Bisexuals drinkSpirits in lemonade, coke, orange juice, redbull etc Wine Full queers drink Cocktails Wine
>>524724257purple drank
>>524724257I only drink spirits with ice or wine. I'm drinking Henny straight right now because I wanted some Jack for new years but the LCBO faggots won't sell American shit so I bought some cognac instead.
>>524734079Yeah you're definitely a two beer Indian queer. Spirits with ice, wine, "henny" and drinking cognac under age 85.
>>524724257Anything you want, you are a man aren't you?
>>524734167I'm a sommelier with 12 years of experience meanwhile you're a gay Brit in gay Bongland enjoying hiding in his bomb shelter hiding from marauding raping muzzoids. Your insults mean less than zero to me. Even if I was the brownest & stinkiest Eendeean, saar, I'd still be better off than you, you queer.
>>524725410Came here expecting that.
I like negro is and so do some gays I know
A real man drinks what he wants. If you care what others think of you over something stupid like what you're drinking, you're high estrogen
>>524724397the only acceptable drink is room temperature everclear
>>524724257Boilermaker with Guinness and Baileys: Irish Car Bomb.
>>524735347An Irish Car Bomb should have Jamison in the shot with the Bailey's
>>524724257Mudslide or Gold Cadillac for me
>>524724257Basically the only difference with girly drinks is that these are named things like "The Skullfuck" and "Gigarapist"
>>524724450Dalit plz
>>524724257>What are the most acceptable drinks for a man?Cow piss, duh! we indian men have large penis and many white girls love us long and hard
>>524724257>man>drinking estrogen
>>524724257dark and stormy is peak. or moscow mule. anything with ginger beer.
>>524724257The only answer is scotch whiskey
>>524724257Drinking is overrated. After over 30 years a good drinker the thrill is gone. Bores me now. So it's only overrated after you've put in 30 years. After that though it's shit.
>>524724257Gin and tonic, brandy and soda, French 75, or gin and ginger beer (the real thing, spicier the better, none of your sad, clear ginger ale.)
I don't care about manliness, Kahlua and milk tastes goodYou can order it without garnish if you're worried about looking like a fagI hardly drink anymore anyway
>>524724257Dry Manhattan served in a lowball glass.
>>524724880Seconded.Try vodka (cheap) with:>Simply Watermelon juice>Simply Pineapple juice>1-2 teaspoons of agave syrupmix, add ice if preferred, consumeNot sure if it's the vodka because it's clear alcohol or maybe me, but for some reason vodka gives me zero hangovers.NOTE: Be mindful that the sweetness of the juices and agave syrup make the vodka barely tastable and very drinkable, therefore you will get shitarded raging drunk very quickly; highly recommended if you go for a walk with your Spotify playlist as everything will seem magicalNOT RECOMENDED if you have to cross streets or are around strangers outside, will most definitely lead to fights and/or cop cars being on the lookout for you after they get their 3rd-4th call about "some guy outside screaming like an idiot about how Hitler was right"
>>524738254Vodka is a neutral spirit so there is less sugar left after distilling. Sweet shit like rum is the worst for hangovers.
>>524724257One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer
>>524724257BeerHard liquorApparently white claw
>>524724257Just drink cachaça faggot
>>524724257>What are the most acceptable drinks for a man?Water, milk, coffee, iced tea. Alcohol is for niggers, spiritually.
>>524724257>What are the most acceptable drinks for a manThe ones that make other men uncomfortable to order.
>>524724257What's a manly drink to drink? The one I'm currently drinking, of course. It is not the drink that makes the man, but the man that makes the drink
