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Bad thread. Clean it up jannies.
>>525218359>Government demands Musk's X deals with 'appalling' Grok AI deepfakeshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crrn054nxe7o>Manchester Arena families say MI5 must be fully included in new law on cover-upshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crkr0r6lrdjo>'It means the world to me' - Chelsea appoint Roseniorhttps://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cp37zvxgg9ko>Parents say babies failed by delayed diagnosis like Jesy Nelson's twinshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c050p6e6093o>Electric car discounts are unsustainable, says industry grouphttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0417v3v21ko>Drivers over 70 to face eye tests every three yearshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c205nxy0p31o>Nestle issues global recall of some baby formula products over toxin fearshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2yvx8gnnpo>West Midlands police to be questioned over Israeli football fan banhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn0y8kl8kxeo
my keyboard is broken this is the best i could do
Sex with Sarah
i'm still the same as i was 15 years ago i don't feel any differentaging is a meme
>>525218449>>Parents say babies failed by delayed diagnosis like Jesy Nelson's twinscoal burner has defective babies
WATCH: squirming pigshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvsBbKfLPA
Wish I had a time machine so I can go and meet myself when I was 18 to tell younger me that in 10 years time you still won't have a gf kek
>>525218569peter kay learning the truth of operation barborossa on the set of this morning
>>525218632tell us what else you wish, sad act
>>525218632are you extremely risk averse, what do you think is preventing you from getting a vagina to accept you in a regular manner
Heavy duty black bin bagsThey're long and black and slenderHeavy duty black bin bagsNo matter what your genderHeavy duty black bin bagsWhether bi or straight or bender
>>525218753>are you extremely risk averseYes, I'm a big pussy, I've also been told I look like a 15 year old
>>525218795woke nonsense
roleplaying with the missus is getting stale
>>525218455lmao are you still having to use on screen keyboard? ffs order a new one
Went to the job centre and then for a burger with wor lass, neet life is winning time for 10 hours of games
I thought disposable vapes were banned now? Just bought one from petrol station jeet
>>525218889i'm a big pussy too and i also look younger than i amhave you ever been in a scenario where you're so drunk that it didn't matter who you were or what you looked like?
why not get a little cuckgritter for when the weather is bad, help out your neighbours?
>>525218961i've got an external keyboard
>>525218907why not let her be the woman for a change?
>>525218601new sourcehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEooOZwSGMw
>>525218907You should go dark elf for a change
>>525218569>We got Post Punk Peter Kay before GTA 6
>>525218977I don't want to date. I don't want to go out. I just want a girl to move into my loft room with me so we can cuddle and get fat together
>>525218907Tell her you want to be the dungeon master from now on.
>>525218987They're technically not disposable now cos you can charge them. Knocked them on the head myself, more addictive than cigs ffs
>>525218601>>525219097Some coppers are good.
>>525218569Heaven knows i'm hungry now
>>525219240He's a good lad.
>>525219240yeah, good compost, fuck off
>>525219084>>525219105>>525219180she's one of three disnesy princesses, usually cinderella and i'm just a black guy give me something new for fucks sake
when old people say life blasts by it doesn't make sense until you click a youtube video and it says 7 years ago
>avoid brit/pol/ for weeks because of all the josh and bogdan spam>haven't been on 4chan at all>go to /tv/ to check out the stranger things general after seeing rumours of a secret episode>they're talking about a character called joshsick of it
>>525219130Tbh that's what we do, she owns the house, we just play warframe, runescape & poe, work out and make food together, healthy happy Scottish life
https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/2008498014500086016#m>Why would a Somali-run children's day care centre in Leicester employ four people when they have zero children enrolled?>Behind on the accounts too. Oddly can't seem to ring them up to enrol a child either. None of the contact details work.>They failed an Ofsted inspection despite having no children on the premises. >I learn that nursery workers are on the shortage occupation list for skilled worker visas.um, bulbheadbros, our response?
>>525219305How Soon is Chow?
>>525219240He converted because he wanted to get a council house and access to cunny, both of which muslims monopolise with the help of the state.
>>525219232I know they're supposed to only sell ones with changeable pods now but these ones I just got are the 500 puff disposable
DAILY REMINDER THAT CHINA WAS RUNNING A BIOWEAPON LAB IN CALIFORNIA WHERE THEY MANUFACTURED NEW DEADLY VIRUSES"Arrest Made in Central California Bio-Lab Investigation">> https://www.justice.gov/usao-edca/pr/arrest-made-central-california-bio-lab-investigationSpeaker Kevin McCarthy on the Reedley Chinese Bioweapon Lab">>https://youtu.be/o_OaPGyVkFo?si=icbgRLM-2tq1XH-U0
>>525219404it can only end in bloodshedi just want people to live and enjoy their livesbut i don't see this ending without extreme ultraviolence
>>525219501post a pic
>>525219380yeah now we got this sad gookloving alcy spamming instead, far worse than gobbo and slavwog
>>525219380Yeah you normally post this kind of thing before>Actually haven't been on in ages and you're all talking about me
>>525219449Garlic bread in a coma
>>525218359what a fucked up bitch
Yoruba Gang Violence coming to Westminster.just abduct your enemies. i knew some nigerians, boasted about tying their enemies from university days in nigeria to the back of their trucks and driving around dragging them. whether it was true or not i don't know, but they thought it was an impressive thing to boast about. nigerian mindset
>>525219575Can't post pics on 4g for some reason (the jews)
>>525219501Indians don't give a fuck man they probably bought an old pallet of them for fifty quid.
>>525219499Sitting on your arse eating biryani while the country burns.
>>525219612Every single statement from her she has to mention Niggeria, really highlight the fact that she's really foreign and has had a completely alien upbringing to the vast majority of the country.>I don't do gaffesLiterally every time she opens her mouth lmaoThere was a recent BBC article actually talking about that uni issue, how what went from lads fraternities have basically spiraled into bloodthirsty gangs
Sat on a bench at a viewpoint looking over a valley, heavy snow coming down, sipping warm tea from my flask while taking the occasional picture.Today has been so fucking comfy. Might have a nice hot bath in a bit.
>>525219305This Starving Man
>>525219612good.
>>525219605Still Full
>>525219404>this countries in a terrible state>a few million more shitskins will fix itWomen voting was the biggest mistake ever
>>525219404The disconnect is crazy, we kinda need the pot to boil over for a reset, millions must go
>>525219810anthony joshua walked out to the nigerian flagi respect itbut then i think you have to be deported
piggies are sweating bullets defending muzzies
>>525219810>that uni issue, how what went from lads fraternities have basically spiraled into bloodthirsty gangsYeah, groups like Black Axe are basically cartel level cults now, what happened to taping bottles of cider to your hands or waxing your mates eyebrows when he's passed out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZvylOSy5A&lianthony joshua car crash victim can't even conceive of what a real country means in his pinheadonly WE canonly uslimited you and limited mewe're the soldiers of this force on earth whether we like it or not
>>525219405I went through at random, 6 covid loan grants form the spreadsheet of thousands UK Gov published. They got 50K or whatever it was..1 shut down pretty much the day after the money transfered.1 claimed to employ about 30 people but was a tiny little fast food shop.1 was supposedly working out of a premises which clearly had been derelict for many (>5?) years. Perhaps >10 years....I could go on. It was all fraud. 6/6 I looked at. You wouldnt believe the surnames of course. Not many "smith" and "jones" and "brown" there.
>>525220108Weren't his pals who died in the crash pakis?
>>525218359RUPERT DO SOMETHING !! ANYTHING!!
>>525220171who cares
don't know who he is, maybe a rugby player?>Celebrity SAS star Ben Cohen emotionally reveals his daughter Isabelle, 17, has to have a pacemaker fitted after being diagnosed with heart conditionyeah he's a rugby player. vaxxed heart?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15437325/Ben-Cohen-daughter-Isabelle-17-pacemaker-fitted-diagnosed-heart-condition-horrendous.html
>>525219405Sit on my arse chewing khat and smoking all day
AI induced psychosis
>>525220101https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-52488922It was from 2020 but probably was only shared in our sphere recently. Really good that we have strong immigration ties with Nigeria and that highly skilled graduates will be coming here, really could do with randomly being scalped
>>525219826Do you have a Japanese soaking tub?
Real>>525219976Thread>>525219976Here>>525219976Lads
nick griffin comes across as someone who thinks McNationalism is genuinely wrong, he does a good job of exposing it too. Its craazy how clear he is when exposing Nigel
>>525220235>somebody has a heart condition>must be the "vaxxxxx"You're a brainwashed twat
>>525220311>AI enhanced
>>525220311Just want some rogue A.I to start a nuclear war tbqhwy.I will survive and we can start over and build a better society.
>>525220149Didn't they say they would be chasing down Covid fraud? Some of them must be super easy to roll up and prosecute, that's what McMurdock almost got in hot water for. Weird that they never let him back into Reform after he was exonerated.
>>525220317>really could do with randomly being scalpedPlaying with fire going to them Turkish Barbers lad.https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/warning-after-huge-number-young-34164238
Based Jenna thread
>>525220396Who thatWhats mcnationalism
>>525220396
>>525220400what is your vax status?
Looks the part
>>525220503I only go to the hairdressers staffed by all the nice English women where me and them have talked about all the local barbers being money laundering fronts
>>525220753> Eddie wears specs?
just fell on my arse and dropped a pack of biscuits in front of gfnot ideal
>>525220753it's always the white men isn't it
>>525219976>>525219976>>525219976we're in here lads
>>525220753fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I thought I was being subtlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4mlPxVWUk
Think this is a simulation
>>525219963My stepmum was whinging about the paki shops being open christmas day because it "seems like nothing is sacred anymore' but then had a sulk when I pointed out that muslims don't consider christmas sacredShe's voting green because immigration'a a good thing for the geedeepee or something
>>525221012a simulation of what?
lord i am not worthy that you should enter under my roof but only say the word and my soul shall be healed
>>525220753They will print stories about someone sexually assaulting a minor and offer no pictures, no description. A man who may not even be guilty of anything gets his fucking photo published in the national press
>>525220753You'd never catch a New Brit doing this.
>>525221108eat em, you bumhole
>>525221108I hope you ate them
>>525221108why did you fall over? pissed this early?
>>525221140You'd think the article title should include "allegedly" at least
>>525221108Why does she put up with you?
>>525221222she doesn't she hates me
>>525219976>>525219976>>525219976New
>>525221284Jannies already know about your thread splitting.Enjoy your ban.
>>525221284Fuck off Joshweena
>>525221150>You'd never catch a New Brit
>>525221064Why would a Green care about GDP? Certified foid moment there
Same old fiddle playing the same old song
threadsplitters of the worldunite and bake new onesthreadsplitters of the worldsolve the captcha solve the captcha solve the captcha
>>525219017I don't have many friends, the only opportunity I get to drink with others is at work socials
>>525221370
i'm going to shops for more boozeplease be nice to me when i'm drunk as i would be to youi don't want to dox myself
>>525221070Reality
>>525221336>>525221366we're in here lads >>525219976
>>525221639>urged public Honestly the quality of writing, smdh
>>525221699That wouldn't go down well in court you know.
>Noncedron babble threadI'm out
woops
>>525221865A court
>>525221677High time you put a plug in the jug hombre.
>>525222127fuck off you attention whore namefaggot
>>525222152sorry, never been
avin a t0m t1t
>>525222127Fucks sake cauldy
Bros it's fucking crazy how many people are online ready to whatabout you for critiquing Islam. These shitters are fucking online now
>>525222494Only losers critique and debate.Real men DO stuff.
>>525222397proofs?
>>525222127BUTTERFINGERS
>>525222494Wrong thread for that line of thought, mate. You know what modern brit/pol/ is like.
ickle wickle spacker moment
>>525222723already flushed bit it was #2 of the day
alcohol withdrawal sucks major donkey balls
>>525222892Corrr. Alcohol lad.Why don't you make it your entire personality.
>borebaker trying to make good lads dislike wigger starmer by threadsplitting with itsad life
>>525222959he does it every day
>>525221372She doesn't actually know what chat GDP is but I was about to start quoting immigration numbers
>>525219612An increasing number of British boomers are concluding that this is who the next PM should be. Humiliation ritual.
one of the lads in the shop wouldn't serve me so i went outside to someone who was smoking and he said it was soundi'm basically leveraging underage drinking but i'm 29
talking to himself kek
>>525222959So is wigger Starmer going to be like your thing for 2026?You just going to keep posting it every thread to wind lads up and that?Sounds like something a no lifer who's too invested in /pol/ would do tbqhwy.
>>525219963This is the British government’s official position on immigration, no matter who you vote for. Anything for that 0.02% extra GDP growth.
glad jannies killed that thread seemed like it was brimming with homosexuals
>>525222892Drinking's a mugs game, hehe get it?
>>525223239going to tell me i want to shag my mummy next freud
wigger starmer will never go mainstreamit's funny solely because it's not funnywigger starmer is a protest vote
>>525220175Rupert says we must back Israel and sign his latest petition
>>525223423the verdict is in
>wogdans thread got nuked so he's having another tantrum#DeadStream
the happiest i ever felt was in palermo near the gate getting a sandwich and a coffeehappiest i've ever felt in my life
>>525223622>>525222235
>>525223432Of course he does, lowe is a jewish name
>>525223622later on i tried to flirt with the owner of a cafe and she blew me off so hardit was like didn't even existshe ran through me like i wasn't humanshe wasn't even remotely pretty and SHE was confused why i was speaking to her
>>525223700Randy Marsh
https://xcancel.com/sdotcdot_/status/2008226191766155723#m>There'll be someone on 40k a year at Ofcom running this account, incredible grift if you can get it.>Seven views at the time of my QT. I imagine you could just make it all up or copy/paste bits of the language from The Sims in there, like you occasionally see complete bluffers faking sign language on broadcasts that no one watches.>It’s a native language>A way older language with a richer heritage than this foreign german muck we speak in Englandseething taffoids >I await Ofcom Pidgin and my pension.>I await you being Kirked
>>525223725i would say that it felt like the woman who knew how to make the smoke machine and i had a connectionthat seems insanebut we were in love for about 20 seconds
call me delusional but you know when you feel itand for that guy who had zero gfs imagine me predating on her like a weirdo because that's reality bro
it's cauldronese
life is painhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Q5akU8d7g&l
Reminder this sad alcy nonce can shit up every thread with spam and make offtopic bakes and the jannies allow it and will ban you instead for calling it out^_^>its just a coincidencenah hes part of the same 77th pedo crew as the runcorn sex offender and the french grandpa
>>525224257lmao that these southern wet wipes got wokebullied into changing their name from slaves to fucking soft play ffs
>>525224553one of the biggest aura losses of all time
>>525219097glad i don't live in that third world shit hole
>>525220676watch super size me
>>525224553That's impressively pathetic.
>>525218359Evenin folks.Reminder: UK economy is completely dead. Get out before the slow-motion-collapse.
Might go to the American embassy, cover myself in petrol, and set myself alight for Greenland.Or might go to the Danish embassy, cover myself in petrol, and set myself alight for Greenland.Not sure which one yet.
>>525224802just like the gook lovers life
>>525224917>slow-motion
>>525224917How long have you been promising le heckin collapse for now?..2 years, 3 years, more?You don't understand economics mate. Wind your neck in.
>>525224936t. gardenslag
>>525224936Do it at the Ethiopian embassy
>>525220171>>525224494Cauldron is a twat but I can almost guarantee you're a lot more of a twat. Smarmy seething little paedo site poster.
>>525224965Cauldron is desperately pathetic but thats no reason to believe a single thing he has ever said.
>>525225111i am a twat can confirm
>>525225033lol there has been no productivity growth since 2008. Now the debt is going to fuck us. Prices will not fall, because prices only fall when new business models appear (taxis vs uber). This government will fail. The next government will fail. Then it will be properly on. The FPTP system is going to supercharge it after reform goes.
>>525224965>>525225154yeah lets scrap it out
>>525223552alri lahows your willy?still floppy?lmao
>>525225245post your address you timid kike loving nonce>you wontkeep shitting up threads and crying to the jannie you sad lonely faggot >done him^_^
>>525218359>go to the ski slope>asian receptionist >smile and look her in the eye>she gets so flustered she forgets to breathe>order a pizza>they send a muslim girl>smile at her when I answer the door>she gets so flustered her knees give outI love having pretty blue eyes
Reminder it's ogre
>>525225463JBW
>jews still seething over the maccabi banThey probably would have been delighted if the muslims attacked them.
avin a unc sam
>two bloated retarded alcoholics acting like they'd actually fight each other>the slavwog can't even afford a plane ticket to the UK to begin with
>>525225111You what?
>>525225241We pretend to work and they pretend to pay. Beside, I don't even have a job and a claim will come through soon so it will even pay to not work, that's how broken this economy is, there is no incentive to work, only to find ways to not work. I am not even happy about that, it's been difficult trying to get back to full time work and the help or advice out there is downright incorrect or obsolete half the time.
>>52522546128j kinnoul street perthph1 53x or ph1 5ex
>'Why I now hug my son's killer on stage'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyzvrxyxnxoPeak woman moment
>>525225537they're fuming they missed out on all potential primo headline material that they could then use to shill, remember the Dutch hilarity
>>525225463
>>525225493It's not like you get breathalyzed each time you enter your vehicle; given how many people have to be on medication it's a miracle anyone is sober.
With boredron you either believe everything he says and come to the conclusion he's a woefully pathetic faggot who should be kicked to death or he's pretending to be a woefully pathetic faggot and he should be kicked to death for that to.There's literally no excuse for him.
>>525225780t. eyelet
REBUILD THE EMPIRE !!
>>525218359She's dead. They replaced her with a vaxx zombie. Whatever that thing is, its not human.
>>525225894there's no excuse for you not filtering him and not posting around him like a tedious faggot
>Coalition of the Willies
>>525219858Girlfriend in a Korma
>>525225563Still waiting to see anon's new apu that the painted a couple of days ago. He said he made one then didn't post it, the cunt.
>>525225654>posting a random address againkeeeeeeeeeeeek sad nonce is too afraidpost a real letter with timestamp, you wont pussyi'll come kick your head in tonight
>>525225958Hola Pablo
>firmware for my TV lets me pick from 3 HDMI inputs>only has 2 HDMI portsWhich utter spastic designed that?
>>525225984
>>525225723>Andrew Tate and ghe toxic manosphere is the problem
>>525225958holy jawline batman
>>525219612Well it probably is morally right to capture your enemies if they are bad
>>525225958>amerilard mistaking rJenna Coleman for their bogged Jenna OrtegaEmbarrassing.
>>525226133You have a spare hdmi port somewhere else, check the other side, maybe it's underneath
>>525225977Eat shit cocksucker, cauldron is a nonce and a bore and if I fancy pointing that out I will, despite the protestations of some cockless loser like you.
>>525225921>t. omelette
>>525223913https://xcancel.com/JHenryCDF/status/2008257350696923264#m>Only Greenland must decide its future, Starmer says >Stares in Welsh. taffy cunts
>>525226033Pretty Girls Make Gravy
>>525226289That's all you need when you're eyemaxxingNote the eye colour
>>525226277Intredasting.I was gonna buy a splitter. They're cheap enough. Need to go get a leccy splitter too though otherwise I'll just be plugging/unplugging things all the time.
discovered something new about women recently, there's quite a lot of them that get the ick when men have naps. I think we might have to bring back domestic abuse
Sent off a pee bottle by post, should I be worried about it freezing overnight as Royal Mail don't collect until tomorrow morning
>>525226567Napping makes me feel worse dont see how people do it.
>>525226567fairy
>>525226494>hdmi splittersThat's a thing?Remember, your 1st port is probably the only one capable of 60/120fps for gaming ans ACR for your soundbar/speakers. Depends on your TV though
The first thing the Romans did upon entering a new region, after winning the war that gained them their new territory, was construct roads, bridges and a water supply. That was the quickest way to "Romanize" the new areas.
>>525226683https://www.argos.co.uk/product/5816529?clickSR=slp:term:hdmi%20selector:1:108:1They're a thing.
https://x.com/MigrationWatch/status/2008547883499614484
https://x.com/MigrationWatch/status/2008569247404802321
>>525226278Mad how he can post someones address and the mods do nothing, any anon doing that gets a 30 day ban.
>£750 million we’ve spent on travel expenses for people with anxiety and ‘stress’ since the pandemic
77th on the ropes.
>>525226985But the problem is White men receiving a grand a month and not attending CV building appointments
>>525226948>>525226985Based.
>>525226998Yeah the moderation team here are all brown transexuals same as the namebames.
>Notification to UK Government of case brought by Shamima Begumsoon
>>525227233>White men receiving a grand a monthIs that how much it is if they've got their own place? When I was on the dole and still lived at my dads I got about 350 quid, most of which went to him kek
>>525227338I'll bet good money that they lose this, and the second that she's back in the country her lawyers will make sure that she doesn't spend a day in prison.
>>525227749it's incumen in
>>525228063She'll probably write an article for the guardian about it too. The guardian will fucking love to rub everyone's faces in it when she's back in the country.
>>525228289>How I survived at the hands of ISIS, and how the racists, like the terrorists, will not win
>>525228289Her and Malalala(sp) will be chumming it up and berating the gammon chuds
>>525226567>wife had baby>sleeping on sofa to look after baby so wife can sleep in bed>wife walks in >IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS FAMILY THEN I WANT A DIVORCE >wut?>fast forward four months>no longer living together and getting a divorceDon't get married, women are fucking retarded
>>525226567Fuck that. A good safety nap is important.
cauldron is worse than josh
>>525228525Or maybe don't be a wimp?
>>525219612The Tory Party:> In government: Negotiates the handover of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius. > In opposition: We’re fighting the Chagos Surrender Bill every step of the way. > In government: We will work tirelessly to give this white-hating Egyptian prisoner British citizenship for some reason. > In opposition: The guy we worked tirelessly to give British citizenship to needs to be deported. > In government: Housing as many Afghan families as possible in every council in Britain is our ‘national project’. Imposes a nationwide press injunction to prevent reporting. > In opposition: We need to deport those Afghans we brought over. > In government: Oversees the most dramatic demographic changes in England in several centuries. > In opposition: We promise we’ll definitely reduce immigration this time. Is led by a literal Nigerian anchor baby. Retarded British boomer voters: “But they’re saying all the right things!” Is this the most cuckolded electorate in Europe? I’m convinced the country is too far gone at this point.
>>525226985These doctors got to earn a living
>>525228718trvth
>>5252287796 million jews died in the war to give you the right to vote red or blue.
>>525228779>Retarded British boomer voters: “But they’re saying all the right things!”This is only a small minority. Based on the last election results, the average Tory voter has given up on the Tory party.
>>525228740The system is rigged >hactually darling...>omg your abusing me!>cops cone to haul your ass awayNah, this is why men arnt getting married anymore, im actually happier away from her daily bullshit
>>525222950Abdul post. You pakis get really angry when someone tries to talk about something haram.
>>525228718what's wrong with cauldy? He's the town drunk of brit/pol/
I'm lonely, should I see an escort? Or is it just a short term relief and a waste of money
think i've grown out of vidya to be honest lads. gonna return my new gaming laptop and just get a normal one
>>525228779she's worse than an anchor baby, anchor babies are to fix a family in place, her mother came here to give birth not as a relocation but as a contingency in case things went hairy back home in Nigeria, which eventually they did making Olukemi basically a refugee and somewhat of an illegal immigrant as she by herself to stay with family members here (would she still have come without citizenship? would has have had any grounds to get a visa?)
Hope not hate hires actual jewish nonces lmao
>>525229087Escort won't fix your problems. And once you've squirted your muck into her you'll feel dirty and that you've wasted your money.
>>525229103Good lad. Be the best and most vapid normalfag you can be.
>>525229087i would honestly recommend it if your willard is at least 7 inchesmoney well spent
>>525228525the ultimate revenge is to get a new girlfriend younger and hotter than her, it's one of the high points of life actually, she'll quickly start thinking that maybe she made a mistake then spend the rest of her life fucking your kid up out of spite which is the downside
>>525229218>at least 7 inchesWhy>>525229185Yeah you're probably right
>>525229185I agree, but the feeling is way better than doing it to pixels on a screengod forbid pixels you paid for
>>525229188would rather not tbqh. i took a year off and i don't even enjoy it anymore
>>525229185Nah get a good one that doesn't waste your money and make sure you aren't gonna cum straight away (get tipsy not pissed) and it's better than pent up sexual frustration and no intimacy for sure Have to get a good one that's the tricky part. Anon will probably cheap out on a Romanian escort thst isn't the same girl as the pictures & tells him it's condom only blowjobs
>>525229103Cry me a river
Another day, another pub.Next; fight a Geordie and shag a fat bird
does anyone else think prostitution is based?
>>525229308because escorts are used to having sex with underwhelming dicks and the experience is just shitit is a pleasant surprise to them when the guy can actually give them a reasonable time and it will feel so much better for you when you can tell she's enjoying it
https://xcancel.com/MrNChance/status/2008313101221814631#m>Andrew Gold: "Woke Right is identity politics and victimhood">Also Andrew Gold when some Jews FEEL they are being excluded from the arts for their views on Gaza: "We (Jews) are in trouble. We are about to face a global holocaust">Andrew interviewed his good friend Josh Howie from GB News on his own podcast. Josh had his identity on display the full time and claimed he supports Spurs because of its Jewishness and would support Israel in Eurovision. Josh also talks about Jewish victimhood a lot.woke juadism
>>525229421Filtered.
>>525229439What if go down on her ?
>>525229421kek
>>525229426MeI don't have time for women's games or modern dating but sadly I still need to coom and fuck occasionally. It's easier than navigating dating & all the dating apps now are so shit you save money. Tinder only works if you pay the £40 a month subscription and at this point why aren't you just getting an escort?
>>525219050The Salty little Bitch Gritter
>>525229238Ill wait for the divorce ti finailse and ill.do exactly that. She hit the wall while i pretty much look the same. She will most likely regret making herself a 30+ single mother in a few years.
>>525229533How much do you spend for an hour of her time?
>>525229483Don't
>>525229483worst thing you could dojust get her to suck you off for 5 minutes then go doggy on her
>>525229483good way to speedrun throat cancer
>>525229568I have 2 regulars:1 Thai girl, will do facefucking, oral without condom and cum in mouth for 1h at £160Then I have a bong lass who is more pornstar and is a very good fuck. But she's £240 an hour. Prices vary so much seeing as everyone is independent. Most tour as well so they stay in 1 city a few weeks
>>525229451kek. The original woke religion.
oh yeah ask about extras Every girl charges extra for things like cum in mouth. Oral without condom is hit and miss. Usually if its extra it'd 10-20 quid - avoid any girl asking for more than that. Seen some lasses ask £50 on their profile for no condom bjs. You know she isn't into it to begin with then
>>5252292187 inches is a bit too big for a watch
>>525229451Its great when jews slip up and reveal their inner jew.
>doing dry jan>think about a pint>feel sickwut
A police force has admitted mixing up the identities of an 18-year-old killed in a car crash with another teenager who survived the collision.>South Yorkshire Police said officers had wrongly told relatives of Trevor Wynn, 17, that he had died in the crash near Rotherham in December.Meanwhile, the force incorrectly identified Joshua Johnson, 18, as having survived the collision, which also resulted in the death of a 17-year-old girl.>Assistant Chief Constable Colin McFarlane said the force had referred itself to the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC) since identifying the error, adding that he was aware of "the additional trauma this may cause".https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgm4yv4rlnpo
>>525229928not sure what you're talking aboutbut to expand on my point, 7 inches is the minimum size that gets a woman primally turned when she sees itit is the visual and physiological connection that is crucial for her to orgasm
>>525229860>she isn't into itLmao, youo the kind of guy who thinks the stripper is really into him, how embarrassing.
Politics anyone?
>>525230188made more women squirt with my tongue and teeth then my cock tbqh
>>525230071the spirit of allah has entered you, probably rectally
combi microwave oven, washing machine and dryer with detachable heated plastic sex arse
>>525230343allah's a bummer then
>>525230285that's because you don't know any betterwomen aren't going to tell you about the harsh reality
>>525230244I shagged one in Amstedam and she was burning up by the time I was done. I'm pretty sure she was flirting after. Meanwhile I was thinking about how I'd have rather had a wankIt was surreal
>>525230461>I'm pretty sure she was flirting after.She wasn't
>>525230285>women piss in my mouthweird thing to admit
>>525230502We had a real connection
>>525230348>anon slowly inventing a wife
>>525230461Yeah pal, you make prossies wet you're such a stud lol.
>>525230244What are you talking about you mong, it's a blowjob. You can tell when a girl is putting effort in and if she let's you throatfuck her Oh wait it's seethemong
>>525219449>How Soon is Chow?>>525219858>This Starving Manlmao good one lads.
Notice cauldron has never posted his voice think he might be actually a BAME and we don't even know it.
>>525230658>I'm an expert when it comes to paying for blowjobsOk pal I'll defer to your expertise lmao.
>>525230601Prostitutes are just slags with better business sense, if you can make a slag wet you can make a prossie wet
wtf andrew marr of LBC just referred to 'dropping a truth-bomb'i thought that was 4chan lingo
>>525231000You're such a stud pal, honestly mad that a catch like you has to pay for it
>>525218601not just this image but his whole demeanor reminds me of those submission moves Wolves do when they've pissed off the alpha, he's just trying to stay alive and they're all nipping at him as a reminder of what could happen
>>525231132Well that is exactly what is happening
buncha virgins itt
>pays a woman to sleep with him because she would never do it for free>"I made her wet bro!"
>>525230922He has BAME features
>>525231118Alright munter, settle down. Blame your BAME parents for making you ugly, not me
>>525231300You are probably right.But are you going to bake a new one?
corrrr
>>525231406You should get out while your a head.
>>525231010>andrew marrHate that cunt.
>>525231348>prossie banger>calling others brown Lol, she was well into you pal, the drug addicted hooker absolutely loved shagging you because you're sooo fit. Fucking LMAO.
>>525228525that's fucking ridiculous and tiresome
>>525231464wow we got a real financial strategist over here folks
>>525231753There is too much silver for it to be truly valuable
>>525231010Dominic Cummings only speaks in 4chan lingo.
he's seething again
>>525231822>>525231406What do you need silver for anyway apart from making fancy cutlery and earrings?Silver has no real value and the bottom of it could fall out at any moment.
>>525232055it's widely used for developing photographs
I'm a sad fat nonce and apologise for my last posts. Josh is a good lad actually.
>>525228525when women get together they put retarded shit in eachothers minds about men, but now with social media they can sit there at home and listen to 100s of women's retarded opinions so it makes them 10 times worse, when a woman gets married she should leave her friends behind and her family is her priority and she's less exposed to other retarded women
>>525232055It's used in industry and in EVs
>>525226681it looks so uncomfortable having to lean forward so it doesn't spill on you
>>525231500yeah he portrays himself as a editor who skillfully snips together all these perspectives but then he bookends a segment with an cringe epigram that is just orthogonal or perhaps even contra to what they were just discussing, as if he wasn't even listening
>>525232161>>525232384Ok, fair enough. I was unaware of those.Still would rather invest in stocks.
It's probably better to be fat than skinny if you want to date women
>>525231594Not sure why you're getting upset, she made me look in her eye when I was shagging her too
>>525232565easier to weigh them down
>>525232553>solar panelswoke
