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If you are reading this, congratulations. You have just been caught up on the past 20 years of American and World History. Disclaimer: if you are dealing with NATO troops, you better have hazmat with it's own oxygen source.

1. In 2005, 1000 NATO soldiers arrived in a small town in West Virginia. They were fully clothed in military camo, and bearing assault rifles and uzis walking down a major federal road.

2. They were pulling over every car on the road and ordering immediate exit "or they would throw grenades into the vehicle". They were running up on citizens walking around and ordering they immediately get on the ground. They were disarming citizens. They were telling them they are being detained and being taken for questioning.

3. A NATO soldier on a megaphone was repeating to remain calm until they conduct successful operations. "Citizens of the United States, NATO soldiers are here to inform you that NATO has officially declared war on the United States." and repeated how this is not a drill.
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4. Interview with a NATO soldier. During this time, someone had an interview with a female NATO soldier. The NATO soldier said they were mostly from the Alexandria, Virginia base, while a few came from an Air Force base. "But we are at every US base." That they drove a little bit, and then loaded up tanks, equipment, guns, etc onto a river barge concealed and then unloaded it near the small town.

5. NATO soldiers declared they had 400 US citizens detained, and were being taken to their "cells in major cities." Miami was a name listed.

6. They said they were going to take 1 American "per day" and tie them up to their ankles and "chop them in half" with a chainsaw, until the United States "surrendered" to NATO.

7. A military plane loaded with US Marines was inbound to check things out, and possibly confirm. NATO soldiers volunteered to "pilot" the plane. They were calling themselves "Angel pilots" and drove the plane into the side of a mountain.
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A NATO helicopter just flew over my house
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8. Drugged and abducted citizens were shown compounds. They had children too, who were taken to training facilities. The training facilities compromised of dead corpses (real) and skeletons hanging that had nooses around their necks. The children were ordered to "run" while a man pursued them. Some of the children took it as fun or a joke, but the man pursuing them was dead. It was a zombie. "He was making kind of like grunting noises, and was unable to talk." Soldiers from a distance shot towards the children and man. The children said "You don't want to get bite by them. Then you're dead too."

9. A NATO soldier confirmed that all the actions they did are absolutely against the US Law and that they can be summoned to a US court.

10. "This is for Marie Antoinette." said one of the NATO soldiers. "We are just worried about another Revolution occurring, where we lose all of our wealth. " So that if all these people are eventually going to die, that they may as well just "kill everyone, and reset everything" where they are the winners. "France will have less than 40,000 people alive within the following years." said another NATO soldier.
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>>525228067
Enjoy ban faggot.
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11. The Great Reset will be a Zombie Apocalypse. They are going to use US nukes disguised as "help" and "aid" for major cities that are severely infected. They are going to release their zombie on April 1st, 2026 (April Fool's Day) to intentionally throw off any media attention. I believe this will occur in the mid west somewhere, possibly the desert. They did not want an immediate threat worldwide, but I am not sure. Different months were being thrown around. June is when many of NATO members plan to go to Dollywood and Pigeon Forge, TN for some reason.

12. Why 400 citizens? I believe 400 of the 1000 NATO soldiers died during this operation, so they took 400 citizens to compensate for their loses. That's just my opinion.

13. Absolutely sloppy job.

14. Someone within their organization told me they had "tons" of evidence against their fellows incase they ever get caught.
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>>525228210
11. Fuck niggers
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>>525228067
lmao try it.
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DAILY REMINDER

>Since the 19th century, the United States has considered, and made, several attempts to purchase the island of Greenland from Denmark

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposals_for_the_United_States_to_purchase_Greenland

>1951 Defense of Greenland Agreement

>After World War II, secret, bilateral negotiations occurred between the Danish and American governments over surrender of the island to the United States; the matter remained classified until the 1970s.

Trump can FORCE Denmark to SELL Greenland to the USA FOR A DOLLAR.
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>>525228169
I wonder what the fuck they are doing. Probably ready to go do some retarded shit.
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>>525228067
Good! The us government is under control by Zionist and have failed American citizens.
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what the god damn nigger fuck kinda crack u smoke fool
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>>525228391
NATO soldier, is that you? Did your mom unlock you from the basement yet?
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>>525228067
Bring 'em. I could use a nice blue helmet
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Zombies do not exist and cannot exist. Any kind of so-called "zombie" event will be a pysop. Crisis actors posing as "zombies" in social media videos and news reports, the paranoia of you or your neighbours contracting the zombie virus will be the intended effect.
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>>525231829
This. They tried it years ago when they did that "guy eating his face off" thing and everyone freaked out, but it was just a retarded nigger high on angeldust. There is no such thing as a zombie virus and never will be. Your "Last of us" fantasy about mushrooms isn't real either, since cordyceps can't control a complex nervous system, only insects.
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>>525231180
There was one girl that was really sweet and was super nice to the NATO soldiers. They blew out the girls brain, and after they had blown her up and split her heart into two pieces. She is still alive, miraculously and suffers tremendous pain from her head, her heart surgery, and a constant cough every 20 seconds for the past 20 years. They did nothing to help her besides telling her impoverished family with no insurance to go get help from a hospital. That's what happens when you are nice to NATO soldiers.



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