Funniest he's been in a while.
>>525255815Is that horse thing wearing tranny socks
>>525255815I don't get it.
>>525255815Except that's not true...
>>525255815It's funny because the ending of Avatar basically implies that a human racemixed with the natives
>>525255980
>>525255815toss jelly af lmao
>>525255980Smartest American post
cleanse the impure
>>525256172Many such cases
>>525255815Makes the humans look demented.
>>525255815WHERE IS IT
>>525255815MARESEX
>>525255815Where amongus?
>>525255815Can we talk about how FIRE Varang was?10/10 would colonise again
>>525256768I can't find it either
DIE XENO
>>525256493In the original, it's on the horse's shoulder..OP fucked with it and changed the shape.
>>525256999Ah there we go. Thank you.Go Fuck yourself OP
>>525255980It's easy. You open fire automatically on any creatures with dreadlocks. What they are saying is 100% irrelevant.
>>525255980The ""aliens"" have USB cables on their hair that they use during sexSome people assume it’s their genitals when in reality they still also have dicks they just connect their minds while they fuck which they also do with animals
>>525256999>OP fucked with it and changed the shape.Actually funny
>>525255815are people still killing themselves to be reincarnated as Na'vi?
>>525257132Based I felt my world crumble when I learned white people could also somehow get dreadlocksI can’t even fathom how dirty you need to be for that to happenI have never seen an Asian with dreadlocks though, so these exist? They have thicker hair than Europeans
>>525256999>OP fucked with it and changed the shape.This should be mandatory for every rockchuck thread. Pretry funny desu
>>525255815didn't the other navi also reach this conclusion in the latest movie?
>>525257187I was watching the scene were the blue guy protagonist tames his first dragon or whatever the other day and it reminded me a lot of a mindbreak hentai
>>525257187And the earth or something. Also not very subdued. They make a 'joke' about the guy going blind if he plays with it too much.
>>525255815The delivery is lame.Bring back old 'Toss!
>most commercially successful movie franchise of all time>not one famous line of dialogue>barely anyone can remember the main characters' names>when asked what it's about, inevitably default to describing it as 'like [other movie]' (Pocahontas/Dances With Wolves/etc.) because no one really remembers what the Avatar movies themselves were aboutMake it make sense.
>>525257187Why the fuck would a species or animal line even need brain interfaces? Sounds needless and prone to infection.Why the fuck you going to have sensative nerve tails that have exposed membranes like a tentacle cock? You get one bacteria infection and your brain dies.
>>525257813It's an anime isekai plot packaged for normalfag tastesBasically hollywood is so retarded nowadays an shitty tier anime plot is the most popular thing
>>525257431kek The red lady character also likes to give people tail torture with electric shocks lmao you can’t make this up >>525257837>Why the fuck you going to have sensative nerve tails that have exposed membranes like a tentacle cock?There is literally a species of alien trees that formed a neural net and became sapient, and then conquered the entire planet and genetically modified all species to serve the hive mindIn the latest movie a human is straight up infected by fungus parasites and wakes up with this USB hair tail
>>525257352White people literally invented dreadlocks, niggers learned it from the Greeks.
>>525256521fucking lol
>>525257813never jabbednever saw avatarpure bloodpure vision
>>525258046>In the latest movie a human is straight up infected by fungus parasites and wakes up with this USB hair tail>now he can breathe pandoran oxygen and fuck navis; no mind transfer neededperfect exchange if u ask me.
>>525256521Jesus
>>525257813I can’t remember what the first one was about besides it looked pretty. I think it was like Pocahontas
>>525257813I was always wondering how they already had like 5 movies planned. When I watched the first one on release, I read they had planned 5 mores until 2028 or something. It’s crazy and the movie itself wasn’t even that good. A forgettable story and characters with a predictable plot as you said
>>525255815Does anybody actually remember a single second of Avatar? I certainly don't
>>525258414>kiri I thought I liked loli Sigourney Weaver until I met Varang
>>525256275Some furries like being crushed to death.
>>525258850It’s typical Reddit tier story >big corporation bad >natives good>capitalism bad >anarcho communism good That’s it, that’s the whole story. And of course the big bad boss is a white buff guy while the Latinx helicopter pilot is a good heroic woman.
>>525258588The first movie was about Jake betraying humanity to start a war so he can have a cause to fight for while fucking dirty natives while being manipulated by eywa >>525258850>Does anybody actually remember a single second of Avatar? I certainly don'tIn the last two movies I felt "wait it’s over? But where is the ending?"It’s crazy how bad the pacing is, you feel like something is going to happen while you watch but then absolutely nothing happens and the credits rollAll lore changes and plot development happen in the intros of each movies
>>525256999>OP fucked with it and changed the shape.
>>525259081>Capitalism bad>cost hundreds of millions>made billionsI don't understand how pedowood gets away with this
>>525259081You forgot>white people bad>west bad>colonialism badIn the latest movies the humans who are ALL white are called "the pink skins"It’s straight up openely anti white, jakes Cameron also said that the Navi were native Americans, not inspired by native Americans but ARE the native Americans I don’t think there is a single black human character in any of the movies
>>525258046God fucking dammit why is most Sci fi slop such garbage?
>>525259441>God fucking dammit why is most Sci fi slop such garbage?CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT HOW WE SAW A BLUE WOMAN GIVE BIRTH ON SCREEN LIKE WHAT THE FUCKI just remembered about this scene my brain had MKultrad itself to forget
>>525256521
>>525259371There’s lots to forget really because it’s generic reddit tier woke shit. It only misses gays at this point. And there are some mutts in the camp I believe, but yeah the evil cast is mostly white. It’s so fucking boring and predictable and truly the American zeitgeist >>525259272I don’t know, it seems like money laundering at this point.
>>525259081>>525259371You forgot the kumbaya wild environment communion with nayyture good while industry is super duper evil angle. I didn't bother watching after half of the first movie back in 2009. I wouldn't even be surprised if there were trannies in the next one.
>>525255815Why dont they just fly one of their ships into planet on full speed?
>>525259664It's not money laundering, the visual spectacle of the movies are genuinely impressive. It's just that the average moviegoer is retarded and will pay $20 to see a $300 million movie made with cutting-edge CGI about how capitalism and technology are evil. Their brains literally cannot understand the disconnect between the two.
>>525259664>It only misses gays at this point. I don’t remember gay characters though I may have missed background onesIt’s made by Disney after all>And there are some mutts in the camp I believeTHERE ARE LMAO there’s a brocoli haired Navi with the mulato perm! He straight up looks like a gender flipped version of britany venti with brocoli hair >>525259899>I didn't bother watching after half of the first movie back in 2009.There’s a lot of scenes of humans (all white "humans") being massacred by an alien have mind and bliggers while heroic orchestral music plays in all moviesYou should probably watch the last one though the scenes with quaritch and Varang make it worth it (the army general guy and his native based as fuck chud girlfriend)
>>525260262They aren’t impressive any longer really. It’s generic CGI nowadays and has no unique selling point. Story’s shit and CGI is mediocre now, forgettable characters and no memorable lines
>>525255815Commenting purely to call out OP for being a slimy fucking nigger kike for editing the amogus. Actually kill yourself nigger. All fields
>>525257813It's the purist distillation of bing bing wahoo. I remember seeing the first one just because they said it had a bunch of new fangled technology and was supposed to look incredible. And they were right, but I still took away almost nothing from it and couldn't imagine seeing another. Nowadays it doesn't even make sense. The first movie was probably a 50% leap in visual quality compared to the average movie. But now? I bet it's not even 20%, you can see all kinds of high tech wizbang shit in all sorts of places. But normalfags don't care, it's friday night and they want to grope their gf's/wives and not have their beliefs challenged or have to think about anything for a couple of hours while they oohh and ahh at the flashing lights.
>>525256521Finally someone made it.
>>525260531you can't say all fields and then not put sage in all the fields
>>525256275Furries drew this.
>>525256999Based seeker of truth.
>>525260518>no memorable lines
>>525259899The evil marine guy is a based villain.The only respectable zogbot.
>>525260947He didn't actually say this in the movie, though
>>525260947He didn't actually say that though.
>>525260947Im not sure if he ever said that. Seems like a fake quote
>>525255980The humans are eliminating the competition
>>525256999OP is the worst kind of faggot
>>525256857That poor horse
>>525260843idk if tom & don are furries, ive always been suspicious
>>525255980furfags yiff in hell
>>525256121Except it is
>>525256999checkedalso fuck OP but also lol OP
>>525256521Lmao
>>525257813I saw it once. All I remember is it had blue aliens, and some scarred old white guy who was supposed to be the villain but was actually incredibly based. Also, plebbitors at the time were literally crying and posting how much they wished that they could live in that world.
>>525257813I saw the first one in 3D because that was the thing to do apparently, and it was so bad and hurt my eyes and gave me a headache and I never wanted anything to do with Avatar ever again. If there was a plot, I don't know what it was. I just felt sick and wanted to get out of there but I wasn't alone and couldn't just leave. I'm genuinely surprised that they actually followed through and made more, as late as they might be. I assume there's some kind of technical achievements being achieved or something but I'll find out when somebody uses the technology for something good. But somehow I doubt it. I think Cameron lost his stuff a long time ago and probably some kid with a mid-range PC can do better CGI and Hollywood's just gonna do everything with AI anyway.
>>525257813It's anti white propaganda slop, even down to the "using natural resources is bad" narrative.
>>525256999ok, but where is saddam hussein?
>>525261688Whatever happened to 3D movies anywayMy wife wanted me to spend a shitton of money on a 3D projector and those electronic polarized goggles like 12 years ago, and we watched maybe three 3D movies on that thing ever.
>>525261619I don't think I could even describe what the Avatar aliens look like besides blue, and I've seen ads and merchandising everywhere of course. Zero iconic imagery from those films. Zero unique silhouettes. Just generic slop.
>>525261875They come and go. It's always a stupid fad and it will never actually catch on. But every so many years somebody somewhere decides the time has come, there's a ton of movies out for like a year, and then everyone realizes the gimmick is dumb and it goes away. I've been through like three cycles of that by now.
>>525259664>Avatar as the American zeitgeistvery true
>>525256999Op based as hell for this one
>>525261895>Zero iconic imagery from those films. Zero unique silhouettes. Just generic slop.No porn eitherIt’s staggering how little porn there is for the most financially successful movie of all time, with aliens that were intentionally sexualized, half naked, thin and fit with visible tits
>>525262204Because it's low quality Jewish garbage. It's only purpose is to promote subtle anti white propaganda as fantasy.Shows how serious of a failure it is if nobody makes porn. Proves that no creative teens or adults are seriously invested in it.
>>525260947Its telling how mediocre the movie was that people STILL think this fake quote was realpeople are just incapable of remembering anything from the actual movie, it was so uninspired and self defeating
>>525255815I mean they canonically reproduce via hair dick. They stick said dick into animals to control them. I thought it was fucking weird when I watched the first movie and nobody else seemed to care.
>>525257352i shagged a middle class dreadlock femoid in the 90s, who occasionally cried 'i don't want to work'. no, not during sex. her parents once visited on a honda goldwing. the dreadhair was maintained in a procedure that took a day per go and felt surprisingly soft. smelled ok too. not so sure about the look of it, but she was around 20, so.
>>525262504Ahahahah wtf is thisI’m assuming this is 4chan sarcasm I don’t think redditoids have the skills to do that even with AI It’s pretty peak either way
>>525262367nobody thought of it, since nobody thought of the movie 15 minutes after leaving the theatre
>>525263115>>525262367They don’t they still have peepee and vagene the hair is just to connect minds They do it during sex to feel double the sensation because they’re massive coomers
>>525260947that's a quote from one of /tg/'s humanity fuck yeah threads
>>525261875You have to learn when your wife is having a manic episode and tell her no
>>525257187They connect their minds to the animals when they fuck their animals? gross
They don't actually have sex with the tailThey have genitalsThey link the hair during sex to share sensation (which is pretty gay)
>>525257813It was the first public demonstration of AI video. The openly brag about it, it required a feeder video of an actor that was reskinned with a digital avatar. The reason no one remembers any details is because it's bullshit that is just a reiteration of the AIs purpose.Wouldn't surprise me if in a few years they admit that tech was on loan from the government for some reason.
Trannytar: Fag and Ass
>>525260947Unfortunately this awesome quote that would have made the movie twice as good was not in it because bad guys can’t be seen in such a based and redpilled way
>>525258850>>525259081>>525259272>>525259371The worst part is, the story is legit stolen from "Call Me Joe" a short story by Poul Anderson.Literally lifted completely, no credits, no consent just straight stolengod damn fucking jews man
>>525256913No space cat ever called me Goy, you turbo nigger.
>>525255980The horse, op edited it like a fucker
>>525263494No they just mind control animals they hopefully don’t fuck them but if they did they would also probably mind control them as well >>525263711ThisAt least women can finally know what an orgasm feels like lol
>>525255980OP's a faggot and removed the 'mogus. It's supposed to be on the weird horse thing the giant smerf has sex with.
Someone plsvedit it so they are fucking that horse thanks
You know, in the last panel
>>525263797Fanfics with "the big lecture I've been building up to" are the peak level of cringe achievable by mortals. Why is it that every mental 14 year old left or right male or female concocts these "omg super cool mic drop" moments as if they've never heard anyone speak in person before or even seen a movie.
>>525256999>op removed the susmogusDiabolical.
>>525255815Where's the new rat bird comic? It's been a week.
>>525255815WHERE IS AMOGUS
>>525264450>Diabolicalfuck off zoomie
>>525258850it was Dances with Wolves in space
>>525255891You are obsessed
>>525264180Indian spotted
>>525265007Indians fuck cows, mares are for white men.
>>525264834Shut the fuck up faggot. You didnt come up with that. Nobody knows what dances with wolves is about.
>>525255815LOL
>>525257813I remember two things about it.One, the humans were after a mineral called 'unobtanium'. I figured the script writer put that name in as a place holder and forgot to fix it before production.Two, the cause of the conflict was because the unobtanium was under some revered tree. Why didn't they just slant drill for it?
>>525264037No they fuck their animals.
>>525265007Grok edit that last panel so the soldiers are gangbanging that horse and sweat drops are fogging up their helmets
>>525265090>mares are for white men.I wish I could post files right now, I’d serve you the finest amerimutt
>>525265343The movie will make a lot more sense when I use AI to edit the RDA to be Chinese or spics, the corpo edited into a jew, and the Na'vi to be Celtic and Anglo-Saxon iron age clansmen.
>>525258254Same, also never heard the Beatles.>pure hearing
>>525265711sounds better. i would pirate that movie.
>>525265343>Two, the cause of the conflict was because the unobtanium was under some revered tree. Why didn't they just slant drill for it?They only show strip mining before, so possible that they prefered the method. A bit of complacency on the company's part. The final battle at the worldtree was more about hunting down Sully's traitorous team and not about pursing blue cats.The company had lots of time to mine the hometree and they weren't ready to mine the worldtree, unless the worldtree was ultrapure and worth abandoning the mines already in progress.
>>525255815But they don't use those for sex. What the fuck do you think they're covering with the loin cloths?
Applying human morality to some alien species that is essentially telepathically linked to everything else on its planet is pretty retarded.
>>525265867They use them to mindlink during sex
>>525264294I've noticed a lot of times writers don't notice they've stopped writing dialogue and are writing a speech. Drives me crazy. That and when it feels like characters are writing letters to eachother instead of having a conversation in person
>>525257813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVztsNgzKachttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPtao8RLGgthis copy pasta in the 2nd video is more memorable than the actual film itself
>>525265904>telepathically linkedPhysically through detachable nerve wires.
>>525265228>Nobody knows what dances with wolves is about.zoomer moment
>>525265996He's talking about the fact that basically the entirety of the biomass on the moon can be influenced to act as a hivemind on behalf of Eywa or someone who wields the power.
>>525265952why i love a good voiceover. explain shit while scenes happen. characters throwing speeches to explain is so slow and stupid.
>>525265786Basically every "corporations bad" movie would make exponentially more sense just by replacing the whites with jews, Chinese, or various darkies. They really are the cartoon bad guys all these decades of propaganda have said whites are. They really do the loony toons captain planet "this isn't even worth it I'm just destroying nature for no reason" shit.
>>525256275This. >>525261380They aren't.
>>525261380Furries are and exclusively are people who claim to be a part of the homosexual cult called "furries", or people who dress up as anthropomorphic animals and do perverse things therein. The idea that playing star fox or even looking at surreal pornography makes you a "furry" is a tactic devised by the cult to pressure at risk young men into accepting drugs and homosexuality.It is literally the gay recruiter strategy from years prior.
>>525255891Programmer socks
>>525265996Eywa itself demonstrated the ability to wirelessly control animals in the first movie, presumably it just takes a great effort, otherwise the fucker would do it all the time.
>>525256521Theres just something about the face that gets me everytime
>>525266539It's stunning how full of shit you are, lots of furries are straight even more are women, particularly the artist.
>>525256857He dun goofed
>>525255891I miss when striped thigh highs were a weebette thing.Trannys ruin everything.
>>525266764It could probably stampede the rhinos by herding them with scents or something. Or maybe just linking their nerves with some tree vines. Maybe something weird like putting an email into an insect at a flower and then flying the insect into the rhino nervelink.Not sure how it controlled the dragons, maybe the same bug thing or the vines on the floating rocks
>>525266539It’s more instinctive than thatFurries/zoophiles know they’re freaks and ostracized so they always say X is furry to try to normalize themselves but it just annoys everyone instead>>525266764>Eywa itself demonstrated the ability to wirelessly control animals in the first movieIdk, it could also have connected to these animals one by one and told them "meet up at that place at 5:00 and go fuck up the humans"
>>525255980They remind the US army of muslims, so they open fire
>>525258151Isnt it just unwashed braids?Bro brag about braids not dirty dreadlocks
>>525267226
>>525257813I remember the main character's name, Jack O'Sullivan
>>525265922I don't even think that's true. I assume that's optional like kissing or talking during sex.
>>525255980Just America abroad. Nothing to see here.
>>525266235>to be fair the humans, at least the colonel, are very fucking reasonablejake sully is responsible for 90% of the violence.he never even explained to the blue monkeys what the humans even wanted.
>>525255815The Humans are ZoGThe most based character is the Colonel who’s rapidly becoming a rogue Warlord thanks to juicy blue pucci.The entire Avatar series is about waking up to ZoG and rejecting it.
>>525267581>reasonable>just let us burn down your entire planet bro and enslave you so we can build our Cyberpunk megacity.Cool
>>525257617This is actually inaccurate. Anakin went dark because the Jedi never taught him force healing. Totally would have solved ALL his fears. Bottom line is the Jedi were fearful of him, which led THEM to the darkside and they held him back by not training him all the light side abilities, and he had to turn to the dark side to get a LIGHT SIDE ABILITY.
>>525267680they literally just wanted the space rock , that the blue monkeys literally do not use.its only after blue monkeys escalated we learned about space whales that make you live forever.then blue monkeys escalate more and now we learn that a human can be adapted to liveits going to end with humans just colonzing the planet because the blue monkeys were too stubborn to let us trade for space rock
>>525256257zero cultural impact lmao
>>525267925But he killed the younglings to stop them from getting raped by politicians like (((padme)))
>>525257617Getting molested by Padme at 10 would have saved me.
>>525255815>anyone asks:>anon you watch movie>anon you watch tv show>anon you watch the netflix showno I don't watch racist anti-white crap
>>525255815This is just the same gay joke from whenever the first movie came out.
>>525257813It's pretty much Ferngully with the forest critters replaced with tall hairless blue kitties. And they repeated it TWICE MORE with Avatar The Last Airbender tier power changing - here's the water tribe episode, here's the fire tribe episode, first was the earth tribe episode.
How did the third film still gross over 1B?
>>525267964There’s a lot of Varang memes with the third moviesThe only memes from avatar are the chud marines from avatar 2 and Varang from avatar3, not too coincidentally they’re all right wing memesThe chud navis are just hilarious to look at, and Varang is a hot female ghengis khan and basically the perfect woman
>>525255980The joke is that it used to be called chucks formerly
>>525267949Just have to dig up the planet to get it lol.Let me just tear down your house because you’re not using the minerals underneath it, I’ll pay you in Bed Bath and Beyond coupons enjoy The 2nd and 3rd movie develop the story more, the Human society is toxic for everyone involved and the end seems to be humans adapting to life on Pandora living with it rather than opposed to it.Like I said, the human government is just ZoG and most of them are ZoGbots, the Colonel is the PoV charecter for the average zogbot Chud having an awakening.
>>525268361Because it’s good
>>525268503Imagine being such a mental cripple you didn’t understand the plot of the first movie at allDo you not remember jake had a mission? Do you remember what that mission was?
>>525267072Anon... those weebettes were men.
>>525261619>plebbitors at the time were literally crying and posting how much they wished that they could live in that world.that was my favorite part.
>>525264834it's far more similiar to ferngully.
>>525268653If I was him and I came from a miserable hellhole like earth and got the chance to live with the blue aliens ai’d takeIt as well.
>>525269278>dodges the question to avoid confronting the fact he’s a retardCome on anon try to remember, WHAT was jakes mission?The central plot of the movie
>>525269380He was just a grunt to support the science team as well as secretly report on them to the colonel.
>>525268503Your wasting your time. /pol/ is full of a bunch of stuffy old neocons who pretend to be anti zog, in reality they polish more zionist nob than a cheap hooker in tel aviv.You can tell they are anti white shills because they always attack any hobby or interest that primarily attracts young white people and instead are always pushing them to fringe radical groups that are basically a pipeline into prison.Absolute human garbage roams this board, beware.
>>525255815I haven't watched either of these movies.Isn't it basically just a another left-wing "muh corporations and colonization are evil" movie?
>>525269278Because you take too long to answer, his mission was to establish diplomatic contact with the NaviThey needed Jake to do that because the Navi were systematically attacking and trying to murder every human they saw other than Jake in typical savage aggression Jake NEVER mentioned the humans wanted to talk or that they were interested in the metal or that the humans wanted to trade. It’s the entire plot of the movie. He never carried out his diplomatic mission, he never mentioned he was a diplomat That’s why the war happened, Jake started it, and of course the Navi shooting all humans on sight refusing to ever talk didn’t help things eitherThe humans would have been fully justified in a full blown genocide of the Navi, it’s how the Navi were treating the humans before the movie even began, but humans kept playing nice and responding to arrow fire by Navi with non lethal force >>525269539>He was just a grunt to support the science teamSo you literally don’t even remember / never understood the central plot of the first movie Nice commietard flag btw, it’s very on brand for you
>>525268148>>525257617>>525267995Natalie Portman is another movie about making a movie where she plays Julliane Moore who got arrested for fucking a 13 year old boy and having kids with him. She later fucks her husband, who is no longer a shota. It sucked.
>>525269584I don’t care, Avatar is based and a great series and I’m tired of pretending it’s bad because of 2009 reddit reactions against it being popular.I just watched Fire and Ash in IMAX and it was an excellent spectacle.My only criticism was that it retread too much of the 2nd film but I liked how they developed the Colonels character a lot and the ultra-traditionalist dogwhistles they snuck in like Neytiri saying she never wants to oppose her husband in front of other people and the Abraham/Issac scene where Jake is going to kill his adopted Human son (real son of the Colonel) but stops at the last minute.kino scene imo
>>525269700That never happened wtf are you talking about.Jake is attacked by Animals and gets lost in the woods before being saved by NeytiriMost of his job is defending against Animal attacks and he is never expected to communicate with the natives because he is seen as a dumb marine. He’s only there to officially act as defence for the science team and secretly spy on them.Why are you making up this nonsense?
>>525255815jake sully was a traitorcolonel quatrich is a hero
>>525256459>Makes the humans look demented.Not to me
>>525255815I said the exact same shit when I saw the first avatar with my wife.
>>525270089Quatrich is going to turn against the humans in the next film for sureHe’s already halfway gone native and is becoming a sort of Colonel Kurtz figure with his own private warband and barbarian queen.
>>525258850The only relatable scene on the whole franchise.>I love drinking coffee while shit hits the fan.
>>525270761this guy was so based i believe he said>"how does it feel to have betrayed your race, sully"to the xeno fucker
>>525270609what do you mean "turn"? isn't he dead?
>>525265456Grok
>>525271109No he came back in the second movie as a Navi clone and has been basically the deuteragonist of the films since, if not the main PoV character for the viewer as someone with far more hesitation than Jake about leaving “humanity” which is symbolic of the Sinful decadent life. Part 2 and 3 are basically one super long film because James Cameron filmed them simultaneously and they basically follow the same story.
>>525265986Funny think is, that quote isn't in any of the movies. An anon here just attached it to the picture and people assume it was said.
>>525271595I remember seeing it posted ages agoI'm so old
>>525271548that's lame. i hate when movies/shows bring back dead characters, even ones i liked.
>>525271803It’s worked out well because the Navi-human clones are the best part of the last 2 films
It kind of makes me want to get a VR headset to rewatch the films with it, in 3D and especially IMAX they are the best looking spectacles I’ve ever seen on film.Considering how awful so much modern CGI can be, it’s amazing hoe Cameron can make it look effortless and seemless.
>>525258046>There is literally a species of alien trees that formed a neural net and became sapient, and then conquered the entire planet and genetically modified all species to serve the hive mindIt also acts as their God and instructs them not to develop technology
>>525272197Their technology is just biotechThey have airships in the most recent film
>>525255815Blue aliens in that movie are unironicallly based on white people who the Veddas were originally based on. Vali the Vanir (Norse) / Vali the Vanera (Hindu) is literally the same character and does the same thing in both epic myths. White people are the only people who turn blue after drinking colloidal silver. Cope shitskins and irreligious scum.
>>525272357>White people are the only people who turn blue after drinking colloidal silver.lol
>>525255815Kek, alright, that's pretty funny.
>>525256999lmao that's genius
>>525255815Stonetoss is legitimately funny like 75% of the time
>>525256275Based soldiers annihilating furries
>>525257813White man bad, turds good, women good.
>>525272279Yeah, but that's all still under the tree's control is the point.Tbh I haven't watched the new movies, just read about them but there's some shit about not using wheels or piling stones.Basically don't create artificial tech
>>525258850A few seconds when the soldiers were around a circular table with a holo map, when the crippled guy tried walking for the first time some jumping around flying pterosaurs, and when they all sit in the jungle in the ending. I' probably remember way more if I tried, but that was probably what my monkey brain thought was memorable first. Guess that's why I only watched the first movie.
>>525258850Nope. I don't remember a single thing about it.
So are these movies actually good?Watched the first one way back when and thought rhe plot was a bit boring kekDoes it get better in the second?
>>525256257I won't watch the movie but this fire Na'avi is nice.
>>525267615> gets native pussy ONCE> starts questioning his allegiances bros is exotic nonwhite pussy really this alluring?
>>525272820nah its more woke anti White garbage>>525272279zoomer star wars ships look dumb as fuck bro this is what they have to group up with and have as toys? blue men and ballsack ships?
>>525266235>They really do the loony toons captain planet "this isn't even worth it I'm just destroying nature for no reason" shit.Until now, that's been various flavours of Khazars masquerading as Anglos and Americans. Half of the british isles was covered by woods before the industrial revolution. Then it was deforested so much only 5% of it was covered. Now 20% of it is forested, but most of it is fake. Single-species artificial woods, meant to serve as emergency timber. It's the same in most of Globohomo, that's why fires are more common nowadays. Deforestation is tightly tied to human development, anyway, that's the one reason environmentalism was pushed as Globohomo's surrogate religion so hard. Also, neocohens like picrel have started literal forever wars just for fossil fuel, the Chinks like to play with nuclear power and other sources instead.
>>525260837haha right?? newfags amirite?Also checked!
>>525256999checked. fanx anon thought i was going mad. OP is as per, fake an gay.
>>525256999checked holy shit i haven't laughed this hard in a while
>>525260837you only need to put it in options though, i bet the newfag didn't though, fucking newfags.
>>525272654The Tree doesn’t even hate humans and saves a human’s life while also allowing him to perfectly adapt to the alien atmosphere.
>>525272820I really enjoyed the recent 2, but idk how they would fare on home TV verses the cinema experience.
>>525267925The Jedi were pretty consistently the villains before the Emperor came into power.
>>525263494Kek
>>525268156anon, you watched Europa: The Last Battle?
>>525274323lots of it a while ago.
>>525273239Cope, the corporate CEO is literally a slimy jew archetype screeching at the Goyim military commander to kill everyone for their Multicult death cult empire. This is super obvious when the Colonel visits the Human city with his Genocide Enjoyer GF and looks like a massive Ubermench over the hordes of human mutts basedjakking and taking video on their phones.
>>525265343>Why didn't they just slant drill for it?IDRINKYOURMILKSHAKE
>>525267680>Entire planet>Just one treeGeez, dramatico
>>525256999Shit felt like holding your breath underwater trying to find it. Fuck OP.
>>525269687haha y-yeah
>>525257617>>525267925>>525274247Ackshually it's just that the prequels suck and Lucas never should've made them. Everyone's fanfiction version of how Anakin turned to the dark side is way better than what we got shown.
>>525269687Other anon is right, it's fern gully, but the giant machine + ooze is the government with many machines. On another planet. And the love between the human and hippy jungle people is a cripple in this version. Oh and they fug animals and trees and just whatever in general with their hair-genitals. They teach the human how to fug everything.
>>525256521ayyfuckinglmaogood fucking cob lad
>>525256999Based trips. I feel like a retard now as I just spent five minutes scouring over the OP's version.
>>525257813How much kino must Cameron produce before you accept that his films will be good?
would
>>525255891Lol, lmao.
>>525273226yesit's like white pussy, but seasoned
>>525270761>>525270923Hell yeah. You should see him in his prime in the James Woods movie The Hard way "FROM ME TO YOU"
the masters can communicate mentally without appendages or tools but nobody sees the masters and nobody cares to
>>525270923>betray your race>Actually just betrayed a corporationhm.
>>525256521Didn't even see the movie and I know the flame girl doent work in this meme
>>525255815weak
>>525268148She wasn't even that hot in the prequels either. Pretty sure it's just the overdramatic music during the movie that was manipulating impressionable young minds to like her (she was hot, but not that hot to have a crush on).
>>525277184Yea she loves rape and murder more than him and the first thing she did upon meeting him was basically rape him except he was into it so it wasn't rape.
>>525276654It’s the exact same issue as America is in right now, is it really betrayal when your race is more or less enslaved to ZoG and manipulated to act against your own interests?The only human who is 100% free is the Colonel’s son who was blessed by the Alien God to enter heaven and live on the planet freely.
>>525255980The naavi were black.
>>525256857Did they manage to get him out?
>>525256999today OP was a pretty cool guy
>>525262595>her parents once visited on a honda goldwingI have my dad's 1976 goldwing GL1000 sitting on my porch right now. it's the touring version without all the bells and whistles on it. he bought it brand new in '76. I never ride it though, I'm too afraid that I'll wreck it or lay it down or something to destroy it. if I was a lot better at riding a motorcycle I would ride it, but I'm not that good.I'd really like to find a collector to buy it.
>>525255815the jews that made this shit knew exactly what they were doing when they added this dragon rape scene to a kid's cartoon.
>>525255815Fuck you, buddy
>>525269700The humans are fucking invaders. They have every right, just as if a nigger breaks into your house. What, are you really gonna wait to parlay with the nigger and give him your gold and jewelery, that's all he wants is to trade?
>>525255815>master interstellar flight>don't redirect meteors to smash into the navi to wipe them out>nor strike from orbit with your ships>instead devolve back to using guerrilla warfareI mean I get it, you won't have a movie without it and this is kind of the crux of all science fiction since forever.
>>525272625There were gooks spics and jeets among the corpo grunts and recom squad.
>>525269700A brief summary of Avatar for you>humans destroyed Earth due to greediness>they decide to invade another planet (actually it's a moon) to steal its minerals and make big corpos richer
>>525274933what the fuck is wrong with you??
>>525276654Did you miss the part where they explained that Earth is dying and the corpo extracting the resources from Pandora and using to save Earth was the last and only hope of humanity?
>>525280590>JewsJames Cameron is Scottish.
>>525263846I hate James Cameron.
>>525281434>James Cameron is Scottish."Jon Landau (co-producer): He was Jewish. Born in New York City in 1960 to a Jewish family (his parents were film producers Ely and Edie Landau)"
its hard to express how fucking gay and retarded avatar is. Billions of dollars and 0 (zero) cultural impact. Without chinese bugs having their simple minds blow by 2013 CGI it would be in the waste bin of sci-fi movie history
>>525263494You need more?
>>525257813Capeshit quip enjoyer
>>525276410How did he have an iPhone in the 80s?
>>525267964I just know it's going too be too bad to watch, even with the alien sexo.
>>525264037White women experience orgasms when Fido's knot locks up inside
>>525255815He's been funny a lot recentlyFaggot OP
>>525255815I love these movies because it’s about retarded American jarhead zogbots getting skewered by beautiful paleolithic (real) human analogues.
>>525284754idgi
>>525258599He started coming up with it and writing the stories in the mid 90s.
>>525266130hawt
>>525284960going to a dmv (department of motor vehicles) means you will see niggers and niggers will exhibit nigger behaviors causing you to be racist again
>>525285086What, only niggers ride cars?
>>525285136niggers are always at the dmv because they work at the dmv
>>525284754I don’t get this one at all
>>525285136only niggers work at the DMV. the government needs to hire a certain percentage of niggers and no one in the government wants them working in actual government jobs that other offices have to deal with, so they get shoved almost entirely into public-facing officesrather than internal ones.
>>525255815>NPC talking point>none of you actually watched the movies/pol/ is as gullible and brown as ever
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>>525285252Naruhodo, thank you for the much-needed context gentleman
>>525281100the funniest part of the movie is that despite them fighting tooth and nail to make the space-whites the irredeemable nazi villains to the space-native americans, they still failed miserablyLiterally the first half of the movie is the big bad corpo man telling Sully that his one job is to go to the injuns and get a deal out of them, literally any deal at all. 3 months and a blank cheque.Despite mentions of routine attacks, fatalities, and arrows visibly sticking out of equipment, the irredeemable corporate overlords still give him all the time in the world to give the moon and stars to these stone age animals.Not at any point in the entire movie does Sully even mention a deal was in the cards at all. The nigger turned traitor less than 30 seconds after leaving the base. Not even for a good reason, but no reason at all, since the corpos said they'd fix his legs and pay for literally anything he could ever want once the job is done. He just has to convince some, again, literal stone age savages to stop attacking themBut the home tree is sacred? Blank cheque, Sully, offer them anything, literally anything, We're gods of space and they bang rocks. Fucking literal schools would be unimaginable luxury to the catsCould just tunnel underneath it and fill up the cavity, just needs them to stop being space niggersJust another of the many reasons why nobody is able to remember anything from that movie, despite it being the highest grossing in history.All except that one fucking immaculate scene where they did as they should have from the start.Should have just firebombed them the moment they got uppity until the space furries were incapable of laying eyes upon a human without pissing themselves in fear
>>525285245niggers are working at the DMV>"working"It's also famously slow and inefficient
>>525260947Except that you will never be such gigachad.You will always be an overweight sexless cuck with the delusion of grandeur that you might achieve anything some day, like losing weight and getting laid.>we were made in the image of GodDamn your God must have been one angry incel too, oh wait...
>>525276654Same as America: A nation so young, compared to others, that it turned to corporatism, which is the logical outcome when the people in the country can't connect with another due to coming from all over the world. No wonder it turned into the perfect jew hive, having business and bankers, divide and conquer. Ever asked yourself what the country would look like if it'd tend to itself instead of trying to play super power and spending everything on the military ? Suddenly the USA would be nation tending to its people. All that power projection and stealing of resources from other nations is just by the jews in the USA for the jews in the USA. No matter what victories are achieved or resources are plunderd the local population will never benefit any bit from this, aside from the hurt and hatred this creates for the USA in other nations.
>>525285162Absolutely stumped
>>525267925>This is actually inaccurate. Anakin went dark because the Jedi never taught him force healing.Let me guess. it was some bullshit from the books? Thats one thing I fucking hated about Star wars (and World of Warcraft). The plot holes and excuses for everything, are explained in some fucking book somewhere. Fuck that! I want to sit down, watch a movie. and If I have any fucking questions, I should be able to rewatch the movie, watch a previous movie or a sequel movie. I shouldn't have to read some shit book or watch a spin off series or watch cut scene from a video game. Fucking hate that shit.
>>525285213I can't believe Stonetoss is defending "Muh Feels".
>>525273226Native pussy here did things to me that no White pussy could.
>>525274820Wait, that guy survived the first fucking movie? How is that fucking possible? He was stabbed by a poisoned spear, while piloting a mech suit, without a gas mask. He should have died from the injury, the poison on the spear or the air it self.
>>525285938They backed his memory up and injected it into a Na'vi body, so he's basically a self-driven Avatar nowIs he still the same person or an entirely different person? That's debatable
>>525273226Honestly if xeno women offered me mind blowing sex after years of having bitch ass human women yeah I would betray humanity.
>>525256275Furries will be purged because it’s a degenerate perversion
>>525273226>>525280851Once you have tasted the plump alien pussy their is no going back.
>>525272581You sound like a bot
>>525286004Unless there is a consistent concise exchange, as in you are hard linked to both then no.
>>525256521>browns and chinks actually watched this slop lol Pottery
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>>525256275The picnic table gets me every time.
>>525260542>bing bing wahootakas laudalle siitä vitun luuseri
>>525256275>Nigger space marines>Gay space marines>Female custodes>GW denounced their chud paypigs>GW shareholders are BlackRock and Vanguard>furries are becoming mainstreamOldfag bros...We lost.
>>525286092What can be considered a white man's film lately?
>>525256999You kids are gay and stuoid >hey I saw this thing… that everyone else can also see. >6.7>frfr bussin>other nigger-borne brain rot faggotry
>>525257813Everyone watches it for visuals and visuals only.It's not that deep.
>>525267925The Avatar one isn't accurate either, since they fuck like any other mammal and the hair thingies are for merging sensory information with whatever you're attacked to, like in the Matrix. Doing that while doing sex is more like the cyber orgies in GitS but less gay. It's more about getting a joke out, to him.
>>525286160Just play Battletech.The main faction is literally space nazi germany
>>525286283Aren't they infested with troons even more than 40k(except small communities)?
>>525285938>Wait, that guy survived the first fucking movie?Of course not. Just don't tell the giant bligger who took his dogtags that :^)
>>525286422Yes, but the setting is dead so they can't hook their claws into it, only troonify new media. It's a tossup.
>>525286049>>525280851>>525286137It is time to grow up and realize Quaritch is James Cameron's take on "Anakin".Aka,- Juba II.It'd be a shame if AI realized this before the average human Joe.
>>525255815Buy an AD you saged homosexual
