Greenland's a big guy
>>525659585For you
Alaska 2.0. Equally boring and desolate.
>>525659585crashing this continent, with no survivors.
>>525659710What would happen if I take that ice off?
India is a giant guy
>>525659585It will shrink when the ice melts, most of it is ice
>>525660258FOR POO, SAAR
>>525660359theres land underneath it monkey
>>525659585wonder what we will call it after we take it. greenland is a stupid name. How about New Texas.
>>525660477north texas
>>525660477call it greenberg
>>525660477or maybe east alaska
>>525660594toppenkek
>>525660477The Trump Hotel & State
>>525660477New Siberia
>>525659777Alaska is actually green, unlike Greenland
The Mercator projection makes it look bigger.
>>525659585Okay then they won't be a single state. We can make them 4-5 states. They get to choose their names. This way they can feel included and part of the process.
>>525659585MIMAL bros...
>>525660477Tex-Aviv?
>>525659585East Alaska isnt nearly as big as normal, much less Greater Alaska with the Yukon and Northern Territory added on. In fact, it should just be "Alaska" from the western tip of the Aleutian Island to the Eastern tip of Greenland...still less than a million people total but probably equal land mass to Canada or the Us by itself.
>>525659585OUR
When America steals Greenland, will it become the largest nation on earth? Currently Russia is biggest, followed by Canada. We know Trump is fond of being ‘The Biggest, The Best’…is he doing this simply as a penis measuring competition?
>>525661459are you telling me Denmark is the biggest country in Europe after Russia ?
>>525660196It would be extremely painful
>>525660196It would be extremely GREEN
>>5256595854US
>>525659585KING FREDERICK, I'M MAGA
>>525660477Epstein Island, in memory of Trump's great friend.
I'm gonna ERM AKCHUALLYIt's not as large as you think, because the planet is a globe and it's stretched to fit and make sense on 2D maps. These are the real sizes of countries if we didn't stretch landmasses. The farther from the equator you are, the bigger the discrepancy
>>525661720That is, in fact, correct.
>>525661459>When America steals Greenland, will it become the largest nation on earth?I think Russia will annex Kazakhstan
>>525661720>>525663134Actually I take that back, third after Kazakhstan.
>>525659585Louisiana purchase 2.0
>>525663078>realimagine not mercator chad looksmaxxing in the current year
>>525663078you really want me to look at all the meaningful places on the map using that shitty projection? fuckin hell lad go to africa and look around there if you want MUH BUG AFRIKA fuckin roastie
>>525663546It's actually embarrassing how hard the earth hemispheremogs>above the equator>literally everyone and everything that's ever happened of any importance whatsoever in the entirety of human history>below the equator>...Brazil and Australia?
>>525661459Russia is 16 M km2. Even with Greenland the JewSA is like 11 M km2.They might become the biggest if they annex you faggots next.
>>525663852>4th most populous country on earth is below the equator>was and is completely irrelevant
>>525659777You can't even imagine life without 1,000,000,000 other Mexicans crawling all over you like roaches, can you?
>>525659585Most of the 57,000 people that live in that entire country live in the southern cost lineThe icey interior is where the Sasquatch people live
>>525660477Greenblatt
>>525663221Since when is Kazakhstan in Europe?
>>525660477New Khazaria you jew cum slurping goy
>>525660477Red White and Blue land, or just Blueland for short
>>525663852quite insane that Americans (Chicago, NYC etc.) complain so much about the cold when half of Europe is on the same latitude as Canada
>>525659585It isn't actually that big. Here's an actual to-scale projection
>>525664469Mountain ranges up and mediterranean south keep Europe much warmer than other places at those same lattitudes.Europe was quite literally handpicked by the Gods to be the center of this dirt ball full of mutts and shitskins.It's crazy how much Main Character aura Europe has.
>>525664313
>>525663546>Muh muh muhShut the fuck up retard. All it proves is how dumb niggers are. Africa is THAT big and they couldn't do shit for all of human history. Same with Pooland
>>525664748Barely just the tip. If that counts than Turkey is in Europe too and shaking hands counts as jerking someone off.
*blocks Greenlands path*sorry kid
>>525665029>Barely just the tip.Nigga your country is literally smaller than "the tip".>Turkey is in Europe tooIt is.
>>525664710>Mountain rangesthere are literally zero mountains between Poland (or Russia...) and the Netherlands bronothing to protect or warm the Balkans either, and the mountains do little for Eastern France or Southern Germanyotherwise I agree with you, and I love Belgium
ok maybe except the Rhön but we don't talk about the Fulda Gap
>>525663852Uh oh stinky
>>525665171>there are literally zero mountains between Poland (or Russia...) and the Netherlands broThat's the gulf stream o algo.>nothing to protect or warm the Balkans either,Actually I was referring to that. Alps. Alps keep everything south of Switzerland more or less warm and cozy. That's why Italy feels like California and Greece like Mexico.>and the mountains do little for Eastern France or Southern GermanyI think alps kind of pool and block formations and air doesn't flow freely so whatever cold descend from the north doesn't flow too far south if that makes sense. This is from my high school lessons 15 years ago.And thanks. Just had a beer and a few waffles. I love being belgian too.>>525665116You take that back. But more seriously the center of "gravity" of russia is in Europe so they're european (and also they're ethnically euros). But that's not thr case for Kazakhstan or Turkey. Fine if you're a geography nerd jerking off to maps or something but not meaningfully true in any way.
>>525660477Niggerborea
>>525660477jewborea
>>525660477Brownland, since that's what it will become after the mutt army descends upon it anyway
