Your home will be underwater by the end of this year, chud.
Can negroes even swim? I hear they scared of water
>>525733139>New York City>Washington D.C.good riddance
Based mother nature killing the browns cosmopolitans.
>>525733139i do surveying in one of these cities and the data is fucked lmao the city itself is literally pushing the earth down and people are construing it as sea level rise the actual level of rise since 1950 is about 2 inches if you dont factor the city itself "sinking"
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>>525733139yet all of these areas have the most valuable real estate.
>>525733139Jewish fantasy #2044
>>525733139FTFY
>>525733284Water is racist
>>52573313915,000 years ago, the last ice age ended. For the next 3,000 years, sea level rose 450 feet.450.Imagine how many coastal towns and villages were lost. Imagine how much history is under hundreds of feet of silt.Anyway, it's not manmade and the sun will always get the final vote.https://youtu.be/iA788usYNWA
>>525734141>The one who caused the incident survived after getting others killedEvery fucking time.
>>525734329Isostatic rebound is going to give the Chicken Little environmentalists ammo for centuries because of "rising sea levels". It's actually just a plate correction after the ice melted off.
>>525733901Mamma Mia!
Holy shit! We are past the point of no return. Been nice shitposting with you guys, see you on the other side.
>>525733901Is the Mediterranean Sea to scale here?
>>525733139Do places like NYC, DC and Miami have any sort of formidable seawall/fortification to deal with something like this? We've been hearing this shit for the last 30 years but hypothetically is there any prep at all? Seems negligent to have your mightiest city and your capital vulnerable to that.
>>525734440Thankfully DeKendix will be available to provide heart surgery to aging Americans in twenty years
>>525735212No, not even close
>>525733139What a shame, all the people warning us about climate change are going to lose their beachfront property.
>>525733139They said this in the 90s and the water has only increased around 3-4 inches since then. I have property on the water.
>>525733139People stopped caring about the climate hoax after AI companies decided to start pumping out 200 zillion tons of CO2 a year so that you can undress children on X
>>525733139Hell yeah, mountain beachfront property. I’m gonna do my part and turn up the heat right now.
>>525733139Didn't Al Gore say this was gonna happen 30 years ago?
>>525733139Only the socialist swine lives in the coastal cities.
Climate change may be real Rising sea levels are 100% not true
>>525737972When you drop an ice cube in a glass it eats the water in front of it.
>>525738297Yes and dogs are peopleTrying to explain complex scientific systems with simple good ol boy logic is about as retarded as it gets.
>>525738426So it does raise the water level?
>>525733139If this happens it will push the groids closer to me.reeeeeee
>>525738484There are cities all across the world with ancient stoneworks from hundreds or thousands of years ago and no measurable sea level rise.Whenever people talk about it they always use cases of extreme erosion or land like Venice or pacific islands that are built on soft rock or whatever.
>>525733903only becausewiatwat
>>525738647Does it raise the water level or no?
>>525738640Back in 2002 they were saying NYC would be completely submerged by 2012.It's a grift. It's not gonna happen.
>>525733139>Boston, NYC, DC, Baltimore, New Orleans, Miami >All gone.Oh no. How awful.
The answer is yes it does raise the water level... What doesn't raise the water level? Ice floating in a glass melting. Has the vast majority of the ice loss been sea ice or ice not floating? Oh almost all floating. So I guess the danger would be a cascade leading to rapid melting of the non floating ice. Let's look at Greenland. The ice rises over a mile above the ground and in some places over 3km. It's also over 1.7 million square kilometers in area creating 2.9 million cubic kilometers of ice ready to be dumped in the drink. And as the moulins cut through it they also lubricate the underside meaning it's literally a slippery slope. It might never happen but if even just Greenland melts that alone raises the ocean 23 feet.
>>525733139Absolute lie.You can go to Daytona Beach or Tampa and see that nothing built in the '50s-'80s is submerged.This is especially true if you go to marinas and see the water is still at the level they were originally built for.
>>525734114came here to do thisgodspeed, kiwi
>>525740743We like to have fun around here.
>>525733139so what? florida has been underwater before.the "good" thing about this is desalination will cause ocean currents to collapse. this will stop the warm water going north, causing more ice to develop, and an ensuing ice age. this will kill millions of people so Earth will heal itself by cleansing humanity from the planet.
>>525735693That's how you know it's fakeIf measurable climate change was happening in our lifetimes insurance companies wouldn't underwrite coastlinesBut it's not.
>>525741321*Billions. Global warming - oh no plants live gooder. Global cooling - oh fuck we all die
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>>525738426>complex scientific systems"Trust me bro the grass is actually fuscia and full of ghouls you just can't tell because your eyes see it as green and empty"my angels tell me you are full of fucking shit
>>525739938Ice caps are not floating in the water retard. They are glaciers up on land. If you have an Ice Cube next to a glass of water, where the ice is melting and the melt goes into the glass, then the water level rises when the ice melts.
I'd love to live by the coast but it is too expensive, the the sea level rises then eventually I'll near the coast without ever having to move house. That's pretty great if you ask me.
>>525741756That's exactly what I said. Great reading comprehension
>>525733139As true today as it was when Al Gore first told me this 25 years ago.
Killing off our industry won't stop what's happening.
>>525733901Iowa-Grecian master race reporting in
>>525735212Seems to be accurate
>>525733901>End up in greeceThat's more of a lateral movie. It's just as gay but more hair.
>>525742634>Lateral moveFuck autocorrect
>>525733901Wisconsin totally intact. Fuck off we're full. Go somewhere else faggots.
>>525733139>beach gets closer to my small-town in FloridaI should open a hotel or something
>>525733901>further proof new englanders are the only true Caucasians in muttland
>>525733139Darn, I was really hoping the coast guard would dredge sand from the intracoastal waterway and dump it in the pamlico sound to create some new land area on the outer banks like China has been doing to their islands for years nowhttps://indiandefencereview.com/china-builds-islands-claims-territory-in-disputed-sea/
>>525743054Kitty hawk is the only place I've ever been to a drive thru beer store. Truly gods country
>>525739938Think of all the cool stuff that's under there, though.
>>525741524I'm not sure if I want to be turkish.
Not only will my city not be underwater, but we’ll be right on the new coast, so property values will probably skyrocket
>wakeywakey
>>525737694>Only the socialist swine lives in the coastal cities.When people talk about muh coastal elites they are talking about yankee faggots in the North you fucking retard. The people living in the coastal South are supremely based. It used to be a literal ethnostate that was even more racist and redpilled than the Third Reich ever was.
>>525742340The vast majority is not floating retard.
>>525733139100 feet sea level rise would solve so many problems
>>525734329this. it's so hard to fathom
>>525733901Good thing man made climate change isn't real
>>525733139Lol I'm just inland in Florida and 70 feet above sea level. Looking forward to my new beachfront property
>>525734141Actually, the real reason is probably that black people in America don't have swimming pools in their ghetto homes, don't take their kids to swimming classes because Momma can't afford to satisfy her random cravings for fast food, Coke/meth/fent, and the BWC, and also because black dads are eternally absent figures in black families.Meanwhile in Africa:https://youtu.be/8rqI8xwXVac?si=KNzNkrnOEqoMam9F
Just two more weeks and it will definitely happen
>>525745505Wow again correct that is my point. The vast majority of what has been melted so far is known as ice shelves. The ice shelves ARE the floating ice surrounding the land... The ice melts from the outside first. Thanks for playing
>>525743381True, but we regularly suffer from catastrophic misallocations of resources. Imagine if we just installed one tidal energy pelamis machine under any pier anywhere on the beach. It would be such a cool little clean energy tourist/educational attraction... until the next cat5 hurricane comes through and obliterates everything for a hundred miles
>>525733139>PBSI thought these cocksuckers went out of business?
>>525734141>DeKendrix>JaTavious>Takeitha>JaMarcus>Litrelle>Latevin>LaDarius
>>525733284Dad tells my a story about while in training they had to swim 8ft down and bring a brick up. The niggers regularily had to be rescued
>>525734141This makes me smile
>>525743594Its just all white nigger lovers and their pets. Lots of kikes in pittsburgh too. They fucking all LOVE niggers. Has turned into one of the most expensive states in the country
>>525746695Ya and obx is always hit so hard because it's so low... Has a wave ever made it to the sound side? I remember all the pictures of that hurricane in the little seafood boil shop. The place was fucking devastated
>>525733139>Your home will be underwater by the end of this yearIt's always funny when muh climate change act like it's the end of the world when they predict sea level is going to increase by a few inches over the next century. It's like they don't realize that the sea level goes up and down like 6-8 feet twice a day in most of these places.
>>525746792Why are you asking what you thought?
>>525747912there is a ton of evidence that the climate is changing, whether it's bad or good is to be determined. there is plenty of evidence it is man made climate change since the industrial revolution. the problem is the left looks at it uncritically and pushes through legislation to (((fix))) it and end up getting bilked by shysters, discrediting the actual science. acid rain and cfc's were addressed and fixed but not all ghg's are bad.
>>525748493Yes the same eco terrorist faggots who scream about CO2 are responsible for the shut down of the world's nuclear programs. The left weaponizes morale panic and then preys upon the created fear and feigned righteousness by creating massive "charities" around the morality cults. Most people on both sides are to lazy or dumb to look into anything and simply tow the party line
>>525735565>No, not even close Because you don't understand how big the continental US is or because you don't understand how big the Mediterranean is?
>>525748666Check'd. Thanks satan, dont think i have the particular one
>>525748888Quads of truthWhy is it always the highest numbered die?
>>525734978Peak Oil hit in 2008. Fracking tech bought us some time but now World Wars are about to break out over oil reserves and Arctic drilling rights.
>>525734329wait until you discover that multiple things can be true at the same time. your mind will be blown.
>>525749112The oilpocalypse anon is one of the dumbest people to ever post on this board.
>>525749175He isn't wrong though. That's why it took so long for us to find Atlantis. Humans have always lived next to bodies of water and the prime real estate from most of our development is buried in places we are just now developing the technology necessary to discover.
>>525733139Yeah, heard that for over forty years now. Still here right by the sea, which hasn't risen a fucking millimeter.
>>525733139didn't these retards get defunded
>>525748888>responsible for the shut down of the world's nuclear programs.checked and this. i am convinced that they were stooges for oil much like extinction rebellion today. not going nuclear was one of the left's biggest failures to date and there's been a lot
>>525748493>there is a ton of evidence that the climate is changingYeah, no shit. The climate has always been changing. 20,000 years ago most of the northern hemisphere was covered in ice sheets miles thick, but then it started warming up and the ice melted. This is a regular cycle that has been going on for a LONG time, well before humans even existed. Earth gradually cools down over a long period, then it suddenly warms up and the ice melts for a relatively short period before it starts cooling down again.We are currently, and have been for all of human history and civilization, been in that relatively short warming period. That is a good thing, because humans and humanity are far more capable of surviving in warm environments than ones where most of the planet is frozen and covered with miles thick sheets of ice.Based on those past climate cycles, we are due for a return to that long cold period, which would be absolutely disastrous for humanity. Far worse than the average ocean level rising a few inches. If human activity actually has any significant effect on natural climate change (it doesn't), then keeping the planet warmer longer would actually be a good thing.
>>525749432>implying atlantis has been foundI am ignorant here, are you talking about the sunken city off the coast of india?
>>525734141>DeKendrix>JaTavious>TaKeitha>JaMarcus>Litrelle>Latevinniggers are so fucking stupid
>>525749832No it's just off the coast of Cadiz Spain opposite the straight of herecles on the Iberian peninsula exactly where plato and the Egyptians said.
>>525739938>>525741756If the glaciers melted in greenland and Antarctica both lf those landmasses would float higher on the mantle.Also the extra water in the ocean would literally flex the ocean deeper and the continents would float at about the same level.The continents float and are less dense than the ocean. Weird that rock is less dense than water, but that's literally how it works.
>>525733139I'm in Las Cruces at 3900 feet elevation. I will be fine. My family in Pensacola will drown.
>>525733901I like this
>>525733139>climate predictionsThere have been 0 correct climate predictions. We have 0 accurate predictive climate models. It's all meaningless until we have the first model capable of predicting accurately. Imagine if physics didn't have Newton and Einstein's models to make predictions. That's the current state of climatology.
>>525733139So I get beachfront property for the shitty land in the South I own and my Midwest shithole property stays fine? Why should I give a fuck if some beaners and nogs drown again?
>>525733139>PBSFaggot propaganda
A very cute and rare nigress scientist hosts that show.
>>525749581>not going nuclear was one of the left's biggest failures to date and there's been a lotThe Left are just contrarian idealists who never actually use logic or rationality. They feel guilt and shame for being born in advanced, fully developed, White first world countries. They want to de-industrialize and de-develop and de-White and de-first world because they idealize noble savages living like dirty hippies and using every part of the buffalo.The Left always makes the same mistake, and (very wrongly) assumes that society will naturally progress towards some kind of diverse gay space nigger communist utopia. That is why they call themselves Progressives. But because of this assumption, they never actually bother to come up with a coherent plan or framework for actually getting there. They think it will just happen.They think that every current thing that works is ackshully what's hindering gay space nigger communism from happening, and therefore they have a moral duty to destroy the current thing that works and replace it with its exact opposite, this will somehow bring about gay space nigger communist utopia. It's literally just Frankfurt School Critical Theory, they are just too retarded to realize that whenever they try to do this shit, they actually end up getting the opposite of gay space nigger communist utopia.Weimar -> NSDAPWoke -> MAGA
>>525738297And when you take the weight of the glaciers off the land it rises, displacing less water
>>525733139Im fine with this
>>525750744>guilt and shameastute observation and checked anon. the frankfurt school weaponized guilt and shame. the left always judges their (((progress))) by intents and not results which can be seem in every social movement they've touched, ie no war, civil rights, etc... environmentalism is just another failure from doing the same thing and expecting different results
>>525747785The waves in the sound are way smaller than in the ocean, and yeah the hurricanes destroy pretty much everything, probably why there's no windmills there... and why the sandhills are so impoverished. At least that's our excuse. Of course Trump's Mar a Lago and miami is rich, but they have vast mangrove forests that blunt the hurricanes and help protect southern florida from such devastation. I wish Trump would assemble a team of saltwater aquaculture farmers from Japan and the Phillipines to build mangrove/seaweed farms among our crucial allies, such as in bardawil lake between Israel and Egypt or in the palk bay between India and Sri Lanka. The Indians could even dump their sewage there and insodoing rebuild their shri ram setu landbridge across the sea, thus reuniting their great lost island with their mainland
>>525738802No you spergYou can test this at home with a glass of water and ice cube
>>525737972there is clearly a shrinkage in ocean mass, you fucking idiot, look at the textural erosion on the side of those buildings. the less surface area the ocean has the more it heats up in warmer climate seasons, not to mention the fact that there are volcanic pits in the sea contributing.
>>525733139HOLY FUGGGG
>>525752626True... But I would take that beautiful beach over some murky alligator infested swamp any day.
>>525733139That's retarded, even though erosion and transport processes can remove sediments they would move the clay, silt and sand using marine currents acrcoss the coastline not remove the entire coast of a continent, instead picking up sediments to settle them elsewhere along the coast likely where hardier sea barriers exist, unless of course the sea somehow rises 50 meters but thats copet.Geologist
>>525753243Me too, but you can't have one without the other. Such is the nature of what John Muir called the food web. Besides, alligator is delicious and the ladies love to be stylin' 'n' profilin' with the latest accessories
>>525752626>help protect southern florida from such devastationthey are working on it>The Comprehensive Everglades Restoration Plan (CERP) provides a framework and guide to restore, protect and preserve the water resources of central and southern Florida, including the Everglades. It covers 16 counties over an 18,000-square-mile (47,000 km2) area and centers on an update of the Central & Southern Florida (C&SF) Project also known as the Restudy. The State of Florida (via the South Florida Water Management District) and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers are undertaking various projects under CERP to help ensure the proper quantity, quality, timing, and distribution of waters to the Everglades and all of South Florida.
>>525733901That's a troll image, imagine the Rocky Mountain being under water kek
>>525754050Oh fuck there used to be a little place in tarpon springs that had the best fucking lemon and garlic alligator tail with like almost a tzatziki sauce to dip it in. Fucking unreal
>>525733139>New Ice Age >Coming in two weeksTM
>>525735421No, and we probably won't have any for decades since the sea level rise is going to be slow enough to wait and see before doing shit.And I'll vote against any plan to save Yankee cities while I sit high and dry in Atlanta
>>525745579As would a big rock landing in the pacific at 100000mph.Or even better, at 44° 37' 12.3" S, 69° 26' 21.5" E.The antipode of Yellowstone.
>>525755788I don't know if you've thought this through. There is a chance that could act like punching a guy in the mouth who's trying his hardest to hold in a shit.
>>525754558Seafood is on another level man, like how you can smell the ocean miles before you get there it's just something je ne sais quoi about it. I think the reason society sucks so much ass right now is because we're currently moving from the old worn out age of Pisces the ever hungry fish to the brand new birth pains of the age of Aquarius the water-bearer pouring the water barrels full of fish out for all humanity to finally eat our fill. We'll know we've arrived in this post-scarcity golden age when fish farms everywhere are pumping out caviar dirt-cheap and year round without even harming the mother fish, and what better place for massive industrial-scaled aquaculture than Florida and cuba >>525747083
>>525733901Feels good to be Ohioan, as usual.
>>525758061I honestly didn't even know that was possible but of course it makes sense fish don't just die because they have eggs... But unfortunately you don't seem up to date on the new meta. All farming is evil. Including fish. Yes the alternative is literally raping the environment China style and yes farming is what made us contemporary humans but the left doesn't line to talk about the alternatives only that everything is technically wrong.
>>525733327They would spend 400 trillion dollars to raise NYC 6 inches and avoid their fate.
>>525733139Very cool. Keep me posted.
>>525759183Kek, how the fuck do those faggots even survive. I think they all just mindrape each other into existence through our education system. The Chinese are right about one thing though: problem and opportunity are actually the same thing. If the fish are escaping the fish farm then they're probably just being poached by predators. build a bunch of little windmills in the fish farm so the dead birds can feed the fish. What would be really cool is if you caught octopus poaching your fish: catch the octopus and cut off his tentacles for some delicious calamari, then feed him the leftover scraps until he grows his tentacles back. After he and his octopus buddies learn their lesson a few times they might even be able to teach the dolphins to catch fish for you.
>>525750526Candace if she had a fetty problem
>>525760396Lol I always wondered why can't I just have a bunch of cows and take a couple bites a day... Like it's going to be super fresh and rare. The cow doesn't die it's barely even a wound to him... And by the time I get back around to him he will be all healed and I'll bite somewhere new. Couldn't I as a farmer live for free forever and just sell them off when they are done producing milk.
>>525762177Yes I know I said him I milk the males.