while everyone was focused on the dumb leftist woman, some crazy shit is happening in spacewhat the fuck is this? >NASA has made an "unprecedented" decision to bring a crew home early from the International Space Station after a medical emergency in orbit, marking the first time in the station’s 25-year history that a mission has been cut short for health reasons.>NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman said Thursday that a single crew member experienced a medical situation aboard the station on Jan. 7 and is now stable. After consultations with medical and agency leadership, he ordered the early return of the crew. https://www.foxnews.com/us/nasa-makes-unprecedented-call-bring-astronauts-home-after-illness-expert-says-evacuated-from-orbit
>>525740870Dummy that is what they are saying. That the stupid woman has a mental health issue that is so bad it's putting the crew at risk and they have to bring them all home.
>The crew includes Commander Zena Cardman, pilot Mike Fincke, Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency astronaut Kimiya Yui and Russian cosmonaut Oleg Platonov.>female commanderyup
>>525740870>evacuation >medical emergency This is code for diarrhea
>>525741005I actually hadn't thought about that. But if it was just one woman why evac the entire crew?>>525741096>diarrhea so bad they had to evac the entire crewI wouldn't even dare imagine the smell.
>>525740870The woman there is only 38 could be peggers would be funny as fuck.
>>525741446If she was pregnant I'm not sure if they would evac her actually. Idk what would be worse, re-entry while pregnant or having a baby in space.
>>525741192space x is bringing them home. im gonna guess they dont have a spare spacecraft to ship home the rest later.
>>525741562Time it just right to use the deceleration forces during re-entry to pull the fetus out.
>>525741784So NASA sabotages Space X, sacrifices the astronauts, and pushes Space X out of the space race. Smart.
They encounteted some mind controlling shapeshifting parasite that assimilated one of the crew.Now the fools brought it back to Earth. Were fucking cooked guys.
>>525741784Anon, we're completely reliant on spacex for travel to and from the space station. remember what happened when we tried to use boeing?
>>525742325for what reason is it so difficult to return from orbit?in ksp you just drop periapsis into atmosphere and the pod will just return.
>>525742990I'm just saying because of NASA underfunding and incompetence we don't have any other way without using SpaceX. We used to rely on the Russians actually lol.
>>525742990It's not so easy when your capsule is randomly sharting RCS gases.
>>525740870it would be easier to put monkeys in space than womenhow much science are we losing because of our civilizational stupidity in pretending cuntoids are equal to people (men)?
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>>525740870Every astronaut basically becomes a pilot, navigator, engineer, chemist, botanist, and doctor before they can fly to space. They must be able to handle practically every challenge as well as carry out experiments for health and botany and must also be adequately prepared and know the entire machine they are in, inside and out. This is so that if something happens they can handle practically every situation and they train in sims for years before they are allowed to go to space. They must be able to fix any problem without getting their heart rate up so as to not consume too much oxygen. They are drilled and trained to be able to handle the craziest of issues and not get stressed or over worked. This includes everything from welding or patching the station in the case of a debris strike, a health emergency, oxygen or water issues, as well as carry out their experiments while in space.This is fake and gay, this story feels like a psyop for some reason and those suits are fake and gay. There is absolutely a zero percent chance those suits would protect them in space.
Stop sending women in to space.
>>525744405>it would be easier to put monkeys in space than women>how much science are we losing because of our civilizational stupidity in pretending cuntoids are equal to people (men)?its all a psyop anonnobody is ackshually going to spaceevery "space" mission is fakedthey gotta put women on the screen because of feminism, its a part of our world now.>>525744188>4188 ooohhhhh almostczech't anyway
>>525740870>(((Jared Isaacman)))
I wonder which one the daddy is
>>525740870Yep, article and nasa are being careful not to say who it was. Another stupid bitch saw the vastness of the universe, realized she wasn't the center of everything and lost her shit. Like clockwork.
>>525740870>mutts can't even get to the space anymoreSad affairs.
>>525745267The floating cuckshed is barely in space.
>>525743104>>525744188I think I could design a capsule that the astronauts could use
>>525745177It's so fucking weird>>525745267What do you mean? We get to space fine.
she's pregnant it would have been kino, imagine being born in space
>>525746554>space sexkino
>>525741005These either pregnant or one of the other dudes has a torn anus.
>>525746756>SOMEONE got fucked, don't know wholol
>>525740870The fact that we still have no idea what the medical emergency is, means 100% it’s one of the women astronauts on her period or something.Choosing a female astronaut over a man in order to have an inclusive crew costing taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars
>>525745267USA, Russia and China are the only nations on Earth capable of manned spaceflight.Pipe down, you mere European.
Reminder Roscosmos just fucked their only launch pad that can get to the ISS so there is a good chance this is the end of the road for em.
>>525746349>I think I could design a capsule that the astronauts could useAnyone with a working brain and the right prior art can make a functional capsule, except Boeing.
>>525746925I know China can do some space flight, but have they achieved manned space flight?
>>525746554>she's pregnantSingle most likely reason for aborting the mission.
Reminder Soyuz kept kissing themselveshttps://spacenews.com/soyuz-leak-cancels-space-station-spacewalk/
>>525740870Was she bleeding all over the place?
>>525746900Pretty sure the women have their periods in space, they're up there for months
>>525741562Actually while they couldn't do it on purpose or face massive scrutiny for putting the mother and child at risk. They would fucking love to know the effects of a child gestating and being born in zero G the entire time.
Cant even fly a capsule correctlyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progress_M-34
>>525747158Anon they're operating a space station right this minute, hell last month they grilled some chicken up there. Probably not smart, aerosolized oils are gonna coat the inside forever now, but still neat.If you're wondering how they managed this, they copied Russia and this is basically their Mir.
>>525747314>They would fucking love to know the effects of a child gestating and being born in zero G the entire time.my exact thoughts too lol, it'd be an experiment to have a baby in space.
I stopped caring about space after Elon and Bezos rubbed their gross asses all over it.
Russia has a thing for fucking up space stationshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salyut_7
>>525747357I figured they just used the russians, seems like they have their own capsule. never knew it lol
>>525747357webm related>>525747368The ISS would have been perfect to run this experiment at any time, there's still some time left before the station is retired in 2029-2030.
>>525747168>abort the mission>so we can abort the childlmao
>>525746925Dont speak so soonhttps://arstechnica.com/space/2025/11/russian-launch-pad-incident-raises-concerns-about-future-of-space-station/
>>525744499Checked, but that actually sounds pretty awesome
>>525747357>Probably not smart, aerosolized oils are gonna coat the inside forever now, but still neat.they cooked it in a custom made infrared vacuum grill, most oil avoided
>>525747168dont think so. basically every woman is on contraceptives nowadays.
>>525740870They are going to fake an asteroid impact and another grid blackout. Astronauts are lying secret society sacks of shit. They are scripted.They know Japan, China and India are the majority of the population. The only people who count at this point are unvaccinated who understand dinosaurs and the earth is flat.Space exploration is a secret society pseudoscience lie.
>>525747481>I figured they just used the russiansThey sorta did, the Shenzou is just a modernized and slightly upscaled Soyuz.>>525747583It'll buff out lmao>>525747744At least it wasn't fish, if your station has to smell of something then grilled chicken isn't a bad choice.
>>525748094>China just copied someone else's shitmany such cases
>>525741005What evidence do you have of this? Nothing as usual?
>>525748283We have no evidence of anything, this is all speculation because there is a lack of actual facts.
>>525746756An anus was surely perforated. Which anus we may never know. We know there was a jap, a russian, and two burgers.Female burger Cardman enjoys rock climbing, poetry, and power lifting.Male burger Col. Fincke enjoys travel, geology, astronomy, learning new languages and reading. He is conversant in Japanese and Russian.The Colonel and the jap have both been there before. The jap has extensive power bottom experience and the russian has experience in piloting aircraft, zero gravity training, scuba diving, wilderness survival, and traditional soviet military rape discipline. This information makes it obvious the woman, jealous of the ability of others to communicate across language barriers sought to ease her insecurity and feelings of social isolation by offering her anus to make her the center of attention.
>>525747357>they copied Russia and this is basically their MirAre you talking about the ISS?Tiangong is entirely differentI hate to "defend" the chinks but you're literally retarded
>>525740870Those suits look goofy imo There's something about scifi aesthetics that doesnt mix well with reality.
>>5257415622 words... jello babies
>>525740870Just let them out of the swimming pool.
>>525748508The helmet are 3D printed, I’ve seen them up close. No way they hold pressure.
>>525748440>The assembly method of the station can be compared with the Soviet-Russian Mir space station and the Russian orbital segment of the International Space Station, making China the second nation to develop and use automatic rendezvous and docking for modular space station construction. The technologies in the construction are derived from decades of Chinese crewed spaceflight experiences, including those gained from Tiangong-1 and Tiangong-2 prototypes,[94] as well as the purchase of aerospace technology from Russia in the early 1990s.[95]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiangong_space_station
>>525741192>just one womanFucking wrecking ball son.
>>525740870 why “bring them all back” if only one is sick?
>>525748997The whole suit looks chinesium-ish. Im sure it works and all because theyve already used them but theres something off about them. I dont know how to describe it- they make me think of Rings of Power costumes.
prolapsed anus in zero gravity
>>525749458They aren’t “in space” faggot.
>>525740870whats crazy about someone getting sick? even less so if its a woman
>>525741812Good idea, have her push the moment the parachute deploys amd opens up completely. The baby will just *fwoop* out her pussy instantly.
>>525749574didnt say that, retard
>>525746554The world shall await the birth of her StarChild.
>>525747761She might have been trying to get pregnant. Her entire career was a master plan to get stuck in an enclosed with a bunch of successful men and nothing else to do but fuck. Women get desperate at this age too.
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They have to lock the drills up now after the crazy lady drilled a hole in the skin. Luckily she was so unskilled she could barely poke a hole through even with ultra sharp space grade drill bits
>>525740870Space doesnt exist You vaccinated fucking retarded ass zoomer brain rotted NPC fucking faggotYoure the one paying attention to literal scripted Masonic soap box opera narratives you vax cattle blood slave
>>525750519How do you know any of what you just said happened?Have you been to space?Have you been to a "space station"?Have you left earth?Have you seen these things with your own eyes?You definitely masked and vaxed which means youre a brain-dead fucking idiot
>>525741005The whole crew has to come back because otherwise they'd be stuck without a capsule.They were scheduled to return in February so their mission hasn't been cut short by that much anyway.
>>525741005Holy shit retardIt says what it says right there in the fucking article!
>>525749389That's the odd part. >>525749690That they have to evac the entire crew, not just one person
>>525751065>>525751214You are brown and you need to go back to israel or lebanon or wherever the fuck you came from
>>525751214A masked vaxxie would never do research into the 2 space crimes ever committed and who done them
>>525742139this here
>>525751598but why would they evac the entire crew over it?
>>525744421qrd?
>>525740870Space suits look so fucking gay now and so do the nerd ass astronauts wearing them. Brown women lmfao
Where is the copypasta about the ISS where the woman went crazy and destroyed it and it's barely hanging on in the first place?I feel like that story was all over /pol/ like 5 years ago, and it was all over the place.
>>525754366It's because the old astronauts were all actors, they looked the part. Now it's just science nerds, these are like the giga chads and stacies of the science world too
>>525754366
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/525403660/#525403660
>>525753871Because there wouldn't be a return capsule.
>>525741005she probably got her period
>>525741096Nope someone went crazy.They have never ever needed to evac early for medical problems because you get like 6 months of medical testing and training in low grav and if it was something like an appendix removal they'd just say so.Someone went batshit and had to be restrained so is a danger to the mission
FUCK'S SAKE, PEOPLE.She brought a STD aboard.
>>525740870Probably it is decompression sickness. They had an EVA scheduled that day, the EVA was scrubbed and the medical emergency announced. In 2024 something similar happened, but not as serious. In June 2024 they had an EVA scheduled for the day 13. That EVA was also scrubbed and accidentally was aired on the live channel a transmission resembling a decompression syndrome event. That record is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXeMWL4goA Lately they said that the transmission was a just a drill to cover the problem. In the past they were using a more conservative approach to purge nitrogen from the bloodstream when preparing astronauts for the EVA.
>>525741005>That the stupid woman has a mental health issue that is so bad it's putting the crew at riskJap astronaut is probably a creep who keeps jerking off or trying to touch her, and now she's freaking out about spending eight months isolated with three men.
>>525757412NOBODY wants western women. Fat trash.
>>525740870she had a headache
>>525757968good point
Americans nuked the toilet with super diarrhea again. They're testing biochemical weapons.
>>525740870People be simps even for lesbos
>>525740870How do black folks survive in space when they can't even survive in a swimming pool?
>>525741096stick ass out air lock, ur shit blasts ur shot off course. Stop inviting women
>>525746925Dont forget india. They gave it their best
>>525761848no? India hasn't had a manned space flight yet. and I don't mean astronauts on other vehicles
>>525745094Elon Musk
>>525744702>it's all a psyop>not saying "it wasn't a psyop before women"You are a pathetic retard. You could say something good, but you just had to go with this fucking angle.
>>525740870Clown control to Major Honk>>525744499Actornaught
>>525744702Based
