>Randomly thinking of a girl I had a crush on in high school>decide to look her up>find LinkedIn account>successful business woman who knows multiple languages and has a wide variety of skills.>She lives down the road from me>Suddenly in love again
You are a loser and she’ll never love you
>>525761398True but I want to at least shoot my shot
>>525761538If you know where she lives and works just start following her everywhere she goes until she notices you. Women love that sort of romantic stuff.
>>525761250I wish I wasn't unsuccessful. I did everything I could but at the end of the day they always hired someone better. How can a loser like me find love?
>>525761785I don't know her exact address, just the apartment building and the workplace says what company but not which branch, though there's only two branches in the area so it's narrowed down.
>>525761250but you are a neetdont rape her
>>525761538Just say whats yo and if she remembers you. Some years ago I was looking through my elementary high school book and looking up childhood freinds. Some of them ignored me but some of them said hi back and we talked about our lives. One of them was a guy friend I ended playing overwatch and warfare with for a few months. It was cool we both were natural freinds. Another person who responded to me was a girl who had asked me out in the fifth grade. Now In the fifth grade I wasn't thinking about girls. I didnt know what it meant to be a boyfreind. I was just thinking about video games and bikes and fun stuff so she broke up with me. But I still contacted her and we had talked for months about anything and everything. She was too far for me to rekindle anything but I think she was interested. Either way it doesn't hurt to look up old friends as long as you were friends.
>>525761971I'm not. I have a job. I'm actively studying and trying to get a better job.
>>successful business woman who knows multiple languages and has a wide variety of skills.You are aware that learning a language is just doing anki for 10 minutes a day and then watching a minecraft lets play in spanish, right? Almost guarantee she's b1 at best.
>>525761892That'll work, park in front of her building and wait to see which apartment she comes out of and what car she gets into. Once you know her car, you can start following her everywhere she goes. Don't approach her though, just sort of stay in the shadows until she notices you.
>>525762066We weren't really friends. We just had a few classes together and rarely talked though I had suspicions that she knew I liked her.
>>525761250Don't date a woman who makes more money than you do. She will throw it in your face sooner or later.
>>525762257I know she studied Japanese in high school. We were in that class together. Despite my best efforts I flunked while she did pretty well.
>>525762274Then hope she recognizes me and tries to start a conversation?
>>525762824Yeah...sure
>>525762696High school gets you to a1 at best. Honors high school elective classes get you a little bit above a1, and college would get you to b1 or b2.It's really not that hard anon, but I wouldn't pick Japanese as a first second language, too hard.
>>525762440Geez I dont know how to approach it from this angleMaybe just mention you guys went to school and you noticed her in your feed and thought you take a shot at seeing if she'd like to go out? Shed probably snoop around and look for your social media profiles to guage how much she can feel comfortable around you....or something. If you don't have any social media accounts I think for her it would be a red flag
>>525762956From what I can gather she continued studying in her free time. Her profile says "English to Japanese translator">>525762923Is that not what you had in mind?
>>525763053>Ah. It's over for you.
>>525761250Make multiple AI porn clips of her then show it to her on your phone while doing a porky laugh. You gotta stand out from the crowd.
>>525761538this is an example of a guy who fucks pussy>>525761398this is an example of a pussy who doesn't fuck
>>525762095like i said ranjeetdont rape herits called stalking in western countries, no bobs and vagene
>>525761250>Let's all meet up in the year 2000>Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
>>525763004I don't have any socials. Well I do but none are me. Just alter egos to keep up with news and stuff. I do actually have a LinkedIn account, which I used when I found her account, so there's that.
>>525763101It is? Darn >>525763140Kinda fucked up. I like it. (I'm writing a fanfiction where she's a superheroine and is dating an oc of mine who definitely isn't just me but hot and successful.)>>525763146Thanks.
>>525763352I'm not gonna rape or stalk. But if I happen to tun into her and she recognizes me....
>>525762824>seeking advice from /pol/ of all boards kek/pol/ is not dear fucking abby you absolute newfag.nevertheless I'm eagerly awaiting your next offtopic thread where you end up getting arrested and a restraining order thrown at you for being a psychopathic stalker.
>>525764891The most I'd do is bump into her accidentally
>>525761250>trusting some whores padded linkedin account>not just that but getting intimidated by itJust stop by her and ask if she's ever had sex with an unwashed incel. Foids love new experiences, the one thing that always gets them is fear of missing out
>>525761250>>525765086Of course if you're not an unwashed incel you have to find something else that makes you special to bait her with.
>>525765274Special things like?
>>525766943Experiences that you can use to attribute yourself to a certain group, for example if you're an (ex-)firefighter. Skills you have that may indicate your manliness or physical prowess, like if you're an exceptional climber. Money, if you have a decent amount of it, as least as much as she has if you say she has a successful career. Things that make her think "well that's a manly thing not many men can say of themselves".
>>525766943If it's especially exceptional then it doesn't even have to be very manly, just intriguing enough to get her by the fear of missing out. Like, if you only have one leg or whatever or you can lick your own eyelids with your tounge.
>>525764602>I'm not gonna...stalkNgmi
