>$50,000 a year
Also>Job posting puts a false advertised price. The actual salary is less than $50k.KWAB
>>525766471>Duties: Kick the shit out of wetbacks, niggers, and Jeets so bad, they never ever want to return and have PTSD for life.
>Training lasts only 50 days>Standard cop training is six months
>>525766665
>>525766471>or those who owe allegiance to the USHoly shit, I'm booking the next flight to America.
>>525766471>Trump ripping off his employees More news at 11.
>If you're the best of the best, you won't even get a raise/promotion
>>525766471Wow, they are having fun, cleaning the country out of scams and receiver a salary for that? I am all in, where can I join them?
>>525766533theres also hazard pay
>>525766533The bonus is 50K the salary is about 69K but with overtime is about 100K.
>>525766697>Standard cop training is six monthsWho ever told you this?You think they are spending six months training cops?It's always been six weeks.
This is the physical fitness test to join ICE>tfw failed the kneel/stand test
>>525766533This table is base pay. Every position has a locality adjustment as well, which is what the actual job listing reflects. Retard.
>>525767145Being a former LEO, I know. It's between 12 and 27 weeks depending on the size of the agency. Six weeks maybe for you in your town of 18 people kek.
>>525766471150k signing bonus though>>525766533
>>525767300>This table is base pay. Every position has a locality adjustment as well, which is what the actual job listing reflects. Retard.This is the base pay for San Francisco. >$62k before LEAPSIXTYTWOTHOUSANDINSANFRANCISCOAREAKWABThe people they deport make more than them kek
>>525767448>yes saar you will get $150k sign on bonus sir>with roughly $8,500 ERO agents, that's $1.275 BILLION in sign on bonusesyou shills/bots are so funny kek
>>525766471Awwww I cant deport people from bed?
>732 removals in one (1) year during Trump's presidency>Estimated 11-14 million illegals in USThis is ICE's very own website btw kek.
Only $50k??So you're telling me I can either go run the front desk at a cheap three star hotel, or go out into the wild LARPing as a police officer that is even less respected than the real police to the general population.Sounds great. Least I get to fulfill my dream of shooting someone because I got scared and piwsed my pwants and the only training they gave me was a prostate exam and a single match of COD Black Ops with an opposing team full of novice bots
>>525768007>15 maybe gang members removed
>>525768007732 per day.Learn to read.
>>525766533You get a signing bonus and great benefits as well.
>>525768617I cannot get over this webm LMAO.>>525768403kek. ICE agents all have negative k/d in COD.
>>525766748Fuck off we're full (and actively removing the excess)
>>525768794oh good only 52 years to deport them :)you're so pathetic
>>525768403And face wild new prosecution when this admin is removed from power & supreme ct pulls its shadow docket excuse for not enforcing the law (bc it has no means to).
>>525768794Please point to me where it says that on this info graphic posted by (((ICE.))) >50,165 in custody every DAY (according to (you))>that's 18 MILLION peopleYou bots/shills are hay wiring kek.
>>525766471>Must have Bachelors degree. >No criminal convictions. What they need are good old fashioned Americans with calloused hands and a record of run-ins with the law.
>>525766471You can always tell OP is a based fellow brown zoomer when they misread all the pics they post, accompanied by a lot of lols and lmaos.
>>525766471When you enjoy what you do, you don't have to work a day in your life.
>>525766533Cops did that to me also. Local PD advertised a $90k starting salary. I inquired because I was interested. Turns out that they just include a bunch of other shit to make it "$90k value". Actual salary was like $55k.
>>525766533They won't even pay out. This is Trump we're talking about. They're hoping ICE gets iced in the hood.
>>525769181
>>525766471>beating on browns, blacks and the libtards who cry for themi'll do it for free!
>>525769065>>525766471>>525768007>>525769531it means that any given day 50 000 occupied jail cells.You DO understand, a beaner can be in jail for MORE THAN ONE DAY.Lying faggot OP
>>525769561this
>>525769377Exactly. That's why they make the best lapdogs. They can't even afford rent but still do their job kek.
>>525766471I'd do that for free but they would say I'm a criminal unless I have zog's approval.
>>525766471>Become a Homeland Defender. There are remote work options available to all who apply, and there is no higher education necessary.
>>525769531Based fellow brown zoomer can only post thumbnails, I love it.
>>525769568>SINGING BONUS*>STUDENT LOAN REPAYMENT*>PREMIUM PAY*>*YOU GUYS JUST KEEP MAKING IT FUNNIER KEK
>>525769657please see this>>525767881
>>525766471What's the purpose of this thread? Does anyone actually think 4chinz would sign up to be a zogbot
>>525767002You need to 1. run 1.5 miles in 13:30 (9:40 miles) 2. sprint 220yd in 47sec. 3. Do 28 pushups in a minute. 4. Do 32 situps in a minute. You can fail the initial test but need to pass the final test so some applicants were lying, then unable to meet the physical requirement by the end of training. Existing LE does not have all of these requirements. A 13:30 1.5m means you gotta make that time even if your HR is capped at 170 or so. So not easy for older applicants. You need to have excellent lactate clearance and run efficiency, so you'd have to be an aging track star or regular runner or train up to it. For me, a 50% paycut. However I hate the people who are pushing back on ICE. I hate them so much and that they feel entitled to give away the country as a outlet for their frustration at losing an election, or just being a loser needing a reason to exist. I'm rethinking what it means to be American and it my be my last chance to do something for my country.
>>525767407>he thinks city cops are better trained than rural Sheriffs and their deputiesLol. Lmao, even
>>525767145it was 72 days, now it's half that.
>>525769181You can also tell it's a woman based on all the exaggerated fake laughter at things that aren't all that funny. Go to a comedy club and watch a young latina and the personality matches exactly what you see here.
>>525767293that is not the test, that is a pre screening test.
>>525770057Trying to spread awareness of our corrupt government and the hilarious compensation their lapdogs make.
>>525769145i.e. Dirlewanger brigades.I'm okay with this.
>>525770174>getting paid $50k in this economy isn't funny
>>525770232>>525770067
>>525766697I'm a federal government attorney and I haven't gotten a single fucking day of trainingthese guys have it good
>>525770369That's for people with no education or training. What jobs requiring only a high school diploma with no skills or certs are starting people out at $25/hr with full benefits (health care/pension) you moron? Other anons already BTFO you by pointing out nobody is actually making that little anyway because you're a retarded woman and don't understand how government/LE jobs work.
>>525768403You get a badge and a gun and a Suburban and some bros who want to deport scum child molesters and welfare cheats and gangbangers ruining your descendant's country as much as you do. If that does not motivate you, you're not cut out for it.
>>525770875Warehouse jobs, delivery drivers, WALMART, trades, waiters, etc. And yes, they do make that little. Read OPM locality pay tables on their website.I bet you applied for ICE and still didn't even quality KWAB. And the only woman who ever hugged you is your mom ;_;
>>525771036>some bros who want to deport scum child molesters>ruining your descendant's country
>>525771521>warehouses>Walmart >delivery drivers>waiters... she said waitersThat's a laugh. You are certainly a brown woman and a dumb one at that. Some of these are giving people close to $25, but definitely not with the comprehensive benefits packages and none offer a pension for life after 20 years.>they do make that little>because the base pay chart says soLil sis doesn't know about premium pay, TDY pay, per diem etc KEK. You're obviously like 19 years old at best and a NEET.>I bet you applied for ICENah I made about $140k last year not including capital gains, NEET. Go ask your mom to stop buying the store brand tendies.
>>525770412 What does a picture of some guy have to do with me or anything? I know what the requirement is. I will be ready and you will still be brown.
>>525772248Why do you want me to be a woman so bad? That's... weird even for 4chan. >but definitely not with the comprehensive benefits packages and none offer a pension for life after 20 years.duh, it's fed gov. that's standard. even janitors for CIA get that. those jobs have their benefits that are good cause the workers don't have to sell their soul. So what's your point?and yes I am very aware of all that word salad you posted. Imagine working for the fed after they forced their SAs to get vaxxed. not me kek.>$140kOkay? Why are you defending how little these lapdogs make then? You make no sense.
>>525773035you WILL be ready? so you're not ready yet? why are you fat now?
>>525771607I joining and so are thousands of others. You are only seeing the initial removal. Three more years to deport the left's voting base. Deport yourself while you can still wrap up your affairs or get arrested with no chance of return.
>>525773116>Why do you want me to be a woman so bad?Are you not? I can't imagine anyone but a woman being as fucking retarded and obnoxious as you. What the fuck is this shit >;_;Anyway nice LARP, bunkerchan. You will always be a leech.
>>525773116I don't think anyone who drones on about muh bootlickers and muh statism would survive a day in the ensuing chaos of a power vacuum being filled if the state collapsed. History shows this too, anarchist types always get exterminated or lick the boots of the far left to survive.
>>525773397>I joining and so are thousands of others. You are only seeing the initial removal. Three more years to deport the left's voting base. Deport yourself while you can still wrap up your affairs or get arrested with no chance of return.
>>525768617kek wtf was he even chasing
>>525773474you entered my thread on your own free will, got yourself irritated/pissed, and will continue to do so for the rest of the night because politics is your personality. you are miserable. If a day ever comes where ICE agents stop and harass you, I will be laughing at the thought of you remembering this thread.
>>525773281I do not train to run miles. You post you body photo with a timestamp and I will post mine, we'll see who is more fit.
>>525773614It was pretending to be former LE earlier, that's the best part. Maybe they/them did corrections and got assaulted by someone from the AB, so now they have a chip on their shoulder. >>525773834>she's been at it for almost two hours>p-p-pwease weave :(KEK.
I'll join ICE the moment there is a go-ahead to judge dredd traitors.
>>525766471That’s pretty good when you get to expense all your meals and hotels out to the gubmint.
>>525770067>asking for like 1% of the us population who arent obese>still only pay $50k
>>525766533i'd fucking do it for freefilthy illegal stupid nigger wetbacksgo back to taco smell
>>525773979>I do not train to run miles. You post you body photo with a timestamp and I will post mine, we'll see who is more fit.
>>525773281^photo
>>525774544Say that to your co-workers :^)
>>525774641Not your photo. This is actually my photo.
>>525766665>>525766471ICE covering deportation duties is good.Need another agency for segregation duties.
lol, that's not even a living wage most places after taxes that's barely 38k or so, you could earn more working at a fast food joint in some cities
>>525775748What's with you wanting to post your body so badly? You gay as fuck LMAO. Nice gyno KEK.
>>525776011That's exactly what I'm saying lol. These people are actually defending ICE agents earning shit pay because...because it's okay, okay??? kek
>>525776427Dyel, you're 5'7". I'm 57. I'd break you. You are qualified to become a tranny. Little guys like you are popular in prison.
OP rapes kids. You know it's true. He's going to post again to confirm it's true.
>>525776963>Dyel, you're 5'7". I'm 57. I'd break you. You are qualified to become a tranny. Little guys like you are popular in prison.
>>525767104>The bonusYeah they will definitely get that lmao
>>525778945hahaha
>>525766471There is going to be so many unemployed ICE when Trump's term ends. How hard will they struggle to find replacement work?
>>525776963When I make that 1.5 mile time, that will be the end of the bullshit. It proves overall fitness like a pullup proves overall lean strength, yet does it fit the role? Looking at the vids, agents need strength over speed, much better footwork, some judo and boxing, but more judo than boxing. Hitting a civilian will create bad optics but throws and joint manipulation can be applied without feeding negative narratives. It seems they want you to train like a soldier when the engagement needs a wrestler. If you break the alien, you only make them harder to export, so best to cuff them as fast as possible, load and leave.
>>525776963Nigger you wont do shit I mog you btw
Yeah OP is a judeo-leftist predditor who rapes kids.
>>525766665so, so close......
>>525779259Did you just reply to yourself kek
>>525774641for just twenty five cents a day, you can help little Pedro get the food he needs to grow up into a roofer, just 25 cents a day, less than the lube for your anal plug can get Pedro the life saving food he needs to grow up into becoming the landscaper and drunk driver our nation needs. We are ready to take your call. 866-DHS-2-ICE Donate now.
Is this a low key shill thread for ICE to become a real RWDS instead with highly trained well paid operators?
>entry level job dwarves entry level salaryShocking
>>525779888Real niggers do it for free
>>525766471/pol/niggas will do that shit for free. They'll be immijannies
>>525779888Oh shit. Self check
>>525779869
>>525779888The US Army National Guard has a $7.6B budget. ICE has a $17B budget. How much more selective and motivated will they be? Much more. Clearly they need more people and have the money to pay them. Like the military but better pay, no foreign adventures for Schlomo, no body cams. Town to town to down the brown. For the next three years it will be a good gig, afterwards? IDK.
>>525769377every salary in the US is a scam 100k-60150-75 300-105, if you make more than 105 you are some elite nepo jew and they won't give you that much unless you're part of the cult
>>525779888nah man I hate ICE and it's annoying how they aren't going away. i'm just showing off how shit their job is to make them feel bad lol. they're essentially the jannies of the fed.
>>525780368Would you prefer they become an elite task force instead with 300k a year pay like a PMC?
>>525780186Fuck this guy. He gets cheap labor and offloads the social costs on local schools, hospitals, public services. He should be embarrassed to show his face. He's a criminal. He can move to Guatemala to hang with his friends.
Will they hire Canadians, I will do it for half the price, remotely! lolAnd no, it's not impossible, I will give up a dart drone invention which shoots to chip first then the other one swoops like a hybrid GooseEagle creatira to grab and transport them to the detention center! Now, some may get dropped into the fucking ocean directly. Maybe I can work hybrid!
>>525766533Not bad, honestly, most these type of jobs are for the message, not the pay
>>525780368They are going to grow exponentially, and they have no accountability to local politicians. What are you going to do about it?
>>525768007>732 removals in one (1) year during Trump's presidency>An average dayIt's still incredibly low but you're retarded or blind.
I would do it for free.
>>525780683why do latinos hate their race and appease their masters every single time?
>>525780756first day on the chan? you literally just proved my point kek
>>525780756So we're spending nearly a million per day on healthcare for these people?
>>525766738ABSOLUTELY BUILT FOR BIC
>>525781175Are you unable to read the images that you yourself are posting?>AN AVERAGE DAY>These averages are based on 12 months of activityhttps://www.ice.gov/statistics>>525781257I assume that you spend far more than that on illegal aliens.
>>525780756You should move to Greenland, so when we annex it, you get a check and US citizenship. I see a Fish and Chips restaurant in your future. Fisch Un Krisps de Friedrick or something like that.
>>525781452>citizenshipI'd love that but I wonder if it's even possible to be a triple citizen.
>>525780683ay wey ya kisieras ser mejicano weyle corta un brazo un narco*
>>525766471way too much for these retarded goypigs.
>>525781511Nah man, you gotta drop one. I know some American/EU citizens. WHat would the DK one alone get you that the EU wouldn't? Pension?
>>525781574Everyone here who went through immigration, that means you showed up with an ID, a clean criminal record, no communicable diseases, and the means to support yourself is welcome. Aliens do not go through immigration. Aliens are not immigrants.
>>525780334Lost custody of two of her three kids, was charged with child abuse on the 3rd and was a whore. That's the truth behind this whore.
>>525766665Unfortunately it would seem that I'm overqualified for this position...
>>525774739>hey timmy so we've heard you were saying some mean things about us online?
>>>>525778299If you assume 'little guys' can fight you're gonna be real surprised when a 45kg asian shanks you in the kidneys while your taking a piss. And don't think they won't come back with 30 more guys & fuck you up if you dis'd them, let alone belted one.
>>525767011and overtime, and great benefits
>>525781086It's like they know their countries are garbage because of their race. Do you support the deportation of illegals in principle OP?
>>525783540>hehe Chinaman has a knife, see little guys can fight>gets two of his cities evaporated in a matter of seconds and becomes a rice krispy Whoops, looks like they can't fight after all.
>>525768990> and actively removing the excessSays who?
>>525779134Sorry goy the bonus was for a 5 year contract and you only served 4 under Drumpf
>>525766471How do we turn ICE into pic related?
>>525780368Why do you hate ICE as a concept OP? Jannies still occasionally clean up for free?
>>525766697NOOOO YOURE NOT QUALIFIED ENOUGH TO KICK OUT THE 15 MILLION INVADERS THE BIDEN ADMIN LET IN
>>525766471Some would pay for the privilege
>>525766738slaaaaaay qween
>>525767556When I was a ZOGbot living in California I made about 2 grand a month, but I had no expenses, I was around a bunch of friends, and I got discounted on a bunch of shit.I'm not shilling for ICE, but when you work for the government, they take care of you from my experience. Also most of these people live in the boonies so getting paid 1200 bucks a week to drive around in rentals all day and swipe a government card is not so bad.
>>525773738the people filming him.
If i was a american i would do it for free heck i would pay them immagine having to terrorizes niggers and mexicans all day and beating , gasing fat dykes what a dream job
>>525768617>meet the final boss of ICE>it's icepoetic
>>525767104So your typical shit manual labor job except you might get killed
>>525770875I make 17.50 an hour working 10 hour shifts in a warehouse overnight
>>525790789Sure but you get to clean the country up and beat leftist, flags and browns. Literal heroes.
>>525771607
>>525766533damn, that is a walmart floor associate level of paylmao
>>525766471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rios_1vmeYWhat compels a man to allegedly beat a woman and lie about it?
>>525766899I would do it for free
>>52576647150k a year? That’s poverty wages
>>525766533Somehow, that's less than policemen get paid here.
>>525773116>you lick boots>i suck nigger dickHow is that working out of your big boy?
>>525766471>>525766533>>525766697but hey, you get a free handgun when you sign up for the bureau
>>52576647150k is the minimum, faggot. Its $50k-84k
>>525767881If we work together anon we can, Wouldn't be legal though
>>525780186Why didn't they deport him?
>>525780756>>525768007this chart was from 2019 back when the swamp was blocking them
>>525793192Because you can't strip traitors of citizenship yet unfortunately
>>525775748RAND?!?! THAT YOU???
>>525781898Aktually my great great great great great10x grandpa showed up in mexico with no papers under cortez to torment brown people with dogs and retired in cuba before one of his great daughters married into floridia. Like 100 years later one of her great great grand daughters had children by a guy who was probably using a false name he stole from a guy he killed in kansas. I would argue that the random spics are way more legal than I am because they just sort of walk in. Pretty sure like 20% of my genetic makeup is criminal psycho (conquers) I feel bad for the spics, they got that native blood in them.
>>525793394You totally can. It's just not legal.
>>525766471They should just put a $100 bounty on any illegal allian you capture and hold untill Ice comes to pick them up. Crackheads will capture ten a day.
