Why didn't the Fuhrer and supreme commander of the German Armed Forces Adolf Hitler bravely and stoically meet the invaders on the battlefield on a beautiful thoroughbred horse and attack the enemy in a futile yet symbolic cavalry charge with his countrymen riding with him, shoulder to shoulder, with the sun shining on their smiling, stoic faces and go out in a righteous blaze of glory rather than opting to display his cowardice for all the world to see by hiding in his dank basement only to eventually blow his brains out, on his knees, by his own hand like a spineless bunker-bitch?
Because he was a fag and wanted to kill as many whites as possible by dragging the war out
>>525771757Why wouldn't FDR even stand up to shake our heroes hands when they came home?
>>525771757Because the possession and subsequent desecration of his corpse by the Russians would have been an all time propaganda victory of which we'd still be seeing various pictures today.
>>525772464he was literally barbecued with gasoline in a hole in the ground by germans if you go with the suicide story
