pepperidge farm remembers
>>525782514I do now
>>525782514didnt dick die recently?didnt we even have a sticky about it?
>>525782879yes about a year ago
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>>525782514shouldnt have called him racist
>>525782514the politically uninitiated (or recently-initiated) always get a kick out of that story
>>525782935now that I remember, I even made a funny song about it. let me see if I can find it
https://vocaroo.com/1htuBUgDZk1YYo, check it, Nigger Cheney done kicked the bucket, yoStraight to hellfire, where the jew demons all say "Hello!"That greasy old lizard, heart colder than iceBurnin' for eternity, payin' the ultimate priceHe thought he was a slick muthafugga, playin' puppet masterManipulatin' wars, makin' innocent folks suffer fasterNow Satan's dick got him chained up, roastin' on a spitHis screams of agony? Man, they sound like a sick rap hitHe built an empire of lies, on blood and deceitThought he could hide from karma, but justice can't be beatNow he's gettin raped' by demons, a never-endin' rideWhile pol bros sing praises, bathed in heavenly lightHis soul's on fire, ain't no water gonna quench that flameForever tormented, screamin' out his jew nameDick Cheney, israels pet, a lesson learned too lateEvil deeds have consequences, sealed by eternal fateyo Bush you are next! muhtafugga!So laugh it up, y'all, let the good times rollCheney's burnin' in hell, the sticky just told!Yo, Niggers gather 'round, I got more to say,'Bout what goes down when the devil takes a shit, again!They say Dick Cheney's grave is a real sight to see,muthafuckers gather round, take a whiz, or drop a deuce for free!Niggers laugh and cheer, dance on this Dick's final resting place,Spitting on his tombstone, it's another big win for the human raceNo more power trips, no more control,Just a rotten corpse, and a bunch of pissed-off souls.So here's to Dick, may he rest in piss,In a hole six feet deep, forever to cease.And if you're passing by, and you feel inclined,Take a leak, take a dump, leave your mark behind.So laugh it up, y'all, let the good times rollCheney's burnin' in hell, the sticky just told!
>>525782514Dick claimed it was a hunting accident. you know where the 'wild animals' are in cages and they just shoot them in the cages. But it was a warning for him to shutup or he would be killed the next time. Dick was a real man, not the chicken hawk everyone claimed. Shooting cages animals takes real balls.
>>525786308I always assumed he was trying to kill the guy and just failed to do so.
