why did he do this?
>>525788962He ejaculated
ICE schism
>>525788962YAAAAA-HAHA-HOOOWEEE
ICE getting iced by literal ice.
Slipping on ice for 4k per month. Medical bill is 100k for a broken tailbone
>>525789162>Iceception
oh lord he comin
>>525789162>yo dawg
>>525789136>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>>525789242>pov: you just got grabbed by the admin on the DarkRP server you play on
It's easy to slip on black ice
>>525789251based oldfag
>>525788962He was paid to, like all glowies
He wanted workers compensation comp
>>525789446>WHAT U CALL ME CRACKA
>>525789541>I dunno, mayne, but I bes' not be catchin' him slippin' on me.
>>525789534Good to see the scholarship to Slip and Fall School paid off.
>>525789459
>>525789214This retard thinks government employees hurt on duty don't get workmanship comp and all medical bills covered lol.How'd that Bernie donation work out?
>>525788962Did his gun go off this time?
>>525789242kek
>>525788962I hope he busted his coccyx off.
>>525788962
>>525788962He shot the planet later that day and called it a fucking bitch.
>>525789869I'm not american
>>525789413RDM RDM RDM!
>>525790244That lesbian ice patch was moving right at him.
>>525789214stupid fucking COCK!
>ICE agent>Slips on ice>Woman named Good>Killed by a bad guyWho writes this shit?
>>525788962He watched too many Micheal Jackson videos.He’s serving it up, yo!
>>525790288She meant israeli, but it's pronounced american, yes
>>525788962Ice on ICE violence
>>525790368Actual retards, I've been saying the writer's strike and it's consequences have been a disaster for the glownigger race for years now
>>525789713dsfargeg
>>525790368God is just trying to make it easy for his biggest 'tards>cmon stupid her name is GOOD for goodness sakeThink of it as affirmative action for avoiding eternal damnation
>>525788962Hopefully he smacked the back of his head hard enough to do permanent damage :)
>>525790368chatgpt
>>525789403>it all started when I sold my soul to become a fed
>>525788962Why does everything with ICE involve agents or perps getting thrown around like wag dolls?
suddenly, rightoids call for abolishing ice
>>525788962herd u like ice
>>525791085Heh
>>525789603rampage really let himself go
Sa magestic. Never seen so much confidence on ice.
>>525788962>>525789136>>525789242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4
>>525788962Sun belt retards don't belong in our state
>>525788962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rios_1vmeYWhat compels a man to allegedly beat a woman and lie about it?
>>525791965Do your magic Reddit!
>>525789136
>>525792328kek
niggers always robbing you of your balance
>>525788962Free styler
Free Big Nigga Memes
>>525789446Around black ice it won't be nice
>>525792058Yeah that photographer can stay the fuck out of the way that was obviously his fault
>>525792123Stop spamming this crap
>>525788962ice cannot into ice
>>525792957>it was the photographer's fault, he made me slip overmigger logic
>>525792957THE PHOTONS FROM HIS CAMERA TRIPPED HIM UP SHIEEET
>>525792123Okay, fuck you. I hope the Chinese and Russians bomb your shit like Dresden.
>>525792058He smashed the back of his head. That has CTE written all over it.
>>525792957attempted murder if you ask me. he should have started blasting like a true hero would
>>525788962Leftists be like>He slipped and fell. That means it's actually no big deal that millions of invaders are illegally trespassing in the country!
>>525793261you're mindbroken
>>525793261Feds eating shit is always funny.
>>525788962He is not a smooth criminal.
>>525788962The patch of black ice he's standing on.
>>525789869Yeah he hit the welfare queen jackpot
>>525788962>>525789242LEAN WIT ITWALK WIT ITLEAN WIT ITWALK WIT IT
>>525793338>>525793338
he didn't fly so good
>>525788962because the city is too cheap to salt the roads properly
>>525788962The new guys tend to get excited that there is some civvy girl to shoot. They run down hill for the kill, and end up busting their ass.Us veteran ICE guys know if you just walk leisurely down the hill, you get to shoot them all
>>525793472
>>525789242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFWCcnGj6Y
Why does the Minnesota people do not like the ice workers?
>>525792957i'm going to put my weenus in your bellybutton
>>525793597How much botox do you think you could suck out of noem's face?
>>525793635they randomly shoot white people
>>525793635They have this bizarre belief that ICE is a the orange man's personal army to steal away their beloved soomali niggers. They can't even comprehend that ICE has been deporting them for decades.
>>525790721>when you find out it isn't "Good">they just dropped the s at some pointImagine being named "hand rubbing parasite."
>>525790721this, you'd have to be a real pinheaded kike to get sucked into simping for that antiwhite whore
>>525793742Jews aren't white though
>>525788962You of all people shouldn't be a snowlet who doesn't know bout that slippery dippery. Bro needs some yak trax.
>>525789214Time to deport the ground.
>>525793789what a shame, we could have called her Used Goods too
>>525793747It really is bizarre but funny at the same time. The retarded bitch that got shot died for bulbheads who didn't even care about her kek
>>525792957You're right, he should have shot him
>>525788962He's a smooth criminal.
>>525788962Damn Ninjas working for ICE now?
>>525792058This shit would be wholesome anywhere else
>>525793724What is the unit of measurement for this hypothetical botox sucking experiment of yours? Are we keeping score in gallons, or barrels
>>525793926HELLO MY BABY
>>525793742>randomly
>>525793926can you make a version where he slides into jabba the hutt's cloaca
>>525793926oh fuck ICE boy got the motion
>>525792058he seems butthurt
>>525793926How did you train your cat to do that??
>>525792058Some memorable memes have come out of this
>>525794152and now he's gonna have a wet and soggy ass for the rest of the day
Best thread on /pol/ in years.
>>525788962YOU'VE BEEN HIT BYYOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BYA SMOOTH CRIMINALAow!
>>525794265you lost, tranny
>>525792058Very dangerous weather.looks like a serious head injury.the other ICE agent who shot that dumb cunt in the SUV barely escaped being run over because it's hard to dodge to the side on an icy road.Maybe they need special boots.
>>525794309won goyim
NAZIS
>>525794217>that slumped look of defeat right before he jogs back to the truckWhat do you think he was thinking at this exact moment?
>>525792058>basedboy takes dozens of snaps for his cringe compilation>the way he turns around and jogs off in shame after failing to intimidate anyoneCan't stop laughing at this shit. The mask saved him from something worse than retaliation, it saved him from a lifetime of embarrassment.
LOL
>>525794519i couldnt even imagine crawling around like a worm on the ground like that, as someone shoves a camera in your face while you're forced to retreat.
>>525793742As a citizen of the county, your chances of even having an interaction with ICE is practically zero. You literally have to go looking for them to start trouble. "tyranny" isn't even possible from due to the limits of their jurisdiction. Save you hate for regular police officers, or even other federal agencies like FBI, etc, they are the ones who deserve it.ICE and border patrol is the weirdest fucking agencies to get upset about, it doesn't even make sense.
>>525793926/pol/ is this real?
>>525788962Yt ppl r corny af
>>525794519Mom said they were all going to laugh at me
>>525793742>randomly>suddenlyshut up fingol
>>525794519>>525794637No one will recognize him after this anyway. I think that's just the head injury kicking in.
>>525794706They're glowies
>>525794773Please leave saar
>>525794577He intimidated the photographer (afterwards). Are you blind?
>>525794773Niggers can’t use 4chan, moshe
>one of our retarded comrades got herself brained but HE FALL DOWN GO BOOM! LOLOL!You fags are pathetic.
oh no this is so embarrassing. now is support open borders. no juan is illegal
>>525792058I know that hurt, I fell the same way sliding on ice
>>525794970>>525794935>they can't laugh at some classic buffoonery
>>525788962SHAMONE
>>525792124
>>525794847Technically yes, but realistically no.Either way, if I was prioritizing a list of glowies to hate and march in the streets about, they would be dead-last.
>>525792058Dude did the zombie walk after getting up. Have no idea what he was running towards.
>>525794879Holy cope. All he did was take a few steps back from the aggressive zogbot. I would too, that camera is probably more expensive than what an ICE agent makes in a month.
>>525792058Just shoot these niggers, why bother running after them
kek
>>525794217What was he trying to accomplish?
>>525795251the slip heard all around the world
It's not about how you fall down, it's how you get back up. Join ICE today!
>>525794706What limits? They murder and detain with impunity.
This thread is so good. I really like 4chan as opposed to other sites. Reddit would post this with like "Fascist humiliated after falling down" and the comments would be like "heck yeah, more of this" and painfully unfunny jokes. And then they wouldn't post any embarrassing videos of the protesters, pretending like it's a bunch of saints out there. Here you just get the video with "why did he do this", implying he did it on purpose.
Everybody was laughing at this dude until the rest of the footage got released >>525795035
>>525792058Impressive split
>>525792957>literally using that camera as a Deadly Weapon
>>525794788
>>525792058thats standard procedure zogbot protocal
>>525795613nah bro we are all mocking him and we are mocking you too
>>525795951>i've made a huge mistake
>>525795681
>>525795951[wasted]
>>525793926australia better watch out
>>525795528Illegal aliens? yes.People who go out of their way to obstruct and assault them? yes.Everybody else? no.
>>525795951>>525796029LMAO what the fuck was he trying to do?
>>525792058>be ICE>hire tons of Mexicans because Mexican Americans for some reason are extremely patriotic and really into joining the military/ICE/DHS/etc.>they get sent up North>first time they ever experienced snow>don't know that ice is slippery and you shouldn't run on it
>>525795951
>>525795613>*Breakdances*>*Looks at the camera*>"And remember Kids, dont do drugs!"Wholesome ending
>>525795974try learning to read. i wasn't implying people weren't. everything goes here, not other places
>>525796249He was gonna be like one of those cops from the movies.
>>525792058JESUS I could feel that in my tailbone
> DRIVE BABY DRIVE> VRRMMMM VRMMMM> BASH SMASH> PEW PEW PEW
>>525796338
>>525796250it comes natural to people who has grown up with snow. but for people who havent, walking on slippery surfaces is completely alien them. it's kinda like riding a bike for the first time
>>525789214>100k for Broken tailboneFucking kek.
Did shareblue get a new funding source? What is with all of the gay pro-illegal spam the last week or two? Fuck ZOG, but I'm willing to admit that ICR throwing wetbacks back over the border is a good thing.It's especially good when targeted in blue states to deplete their population for the next census.
>>525794519>What do you think he was thinking at this exact moment?
>>525795974>Wespeak for your self abdul
>>525796476>completely alien to themSo you're saying ICE had no place there and should leave.
>>525796684you are jewish
>>525796634 cope nigger
>>525794519Highschool flashbacks that led him to work for ice for $40k a year.
>>525796710>jewishYou're from the bong Country it's in your blood.
>>525796634i know you're an election tourist, but people came here long before trump and hold zero loyalty to that corrupt pedophile
>>525788962THE ICEMAN COMETH
>>525796755What? ICE deporting illegals doesn't become a bad thing, because zion don is in charge. Did you know that when he isn't guzzling bibi's semen, he also breathes air? Are you going to stop breathing air, or are you a pro orange man migger?It isn't that hard to prove you're not the election tourist here. State clearly that deporting illegals is a good thing, it's something a shareblue faggot wouldn't be able to do.
>>525793597>the cashier behind a glass window>door on the other side of the building AI gonna replace us
>>525792058That hurts, I fell once like that and it wasn't funny
>>525796866>what?!?>y don’t u like our Bolshevik NKVD clone powered by Palantir z0mg
Presidential elections have been lost because of awkward screaming, this is a breaking point for ice support.
>>525796982Thanks for proving my point ranjeesh, losing all sorts of izzat by outing yourself like that. Again, borders are a good thing, as is deporting illegals. I don't care how it's done, I don't care who is in charge when it's done, I want the browns chucked back across the border.
Dropkick to the nuts!
>>525789136Holy heckin crap reddit!! I was watching this with my wife's bull today and we both had a good chuckle. ICE is totally btfo now!!!! We have unlimited somalian immigration take THAT nazis!
>>525792058AHAHAHAHA!!! HE SLIPPED AND FELL! HAHA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DEPORTING INNOCENT CRIMINALS! TAKE THAT!
>>525792058What was he running towards? There was nothing there.
>>525797386>>525797293he slip and land on ass, it funny
it was a prank
>>525792058That quick action camera swap kek
>>525788962that photo hurts just looking at iticey pavement the jew of surfaces
>>525790821>>525794802>>525794400There is no head injury you stupid cuntsHe tucked his chin and kept his head forward which is exactly how you properly take a fallAnyone who's done any martial arts or fight training knows this>looks at flagI guess except for people from homosexual nations
friendly fire
>>525797569how can we see if our eyes are not real
>>525797117
>>525798055Not so friendly, I'm afraid.
>>525792058Should probably be issuing studded boots for this weather.
>>525788962Yikes, imagine the beating his wife got after that
>>525792058I really hope he's alright bros
>>525792957It really was, the dumb nigger cock sucking turbo faggots in here are saying it's cool to be a nigger and just block law enforcement, in the middle of the road, when they KNOW there is ice on the ground. I would have arrested his dumb gaping asshole for obstruction.
>>525788962>RIPPEN
>>525788962to assert dominance
>>525792957HAHAHA
>>525788962Ice in ICE violence. That floor just used deadly force. The pavement is a force multiplier. That ground will be shot.Also I heard the floor was a type of floor I dislike (fucking concrete ass motherfucker), so murdering it will be justified.
>>525788962It's the perfect texture for running.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-Ywbm8630
>>525788962GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>525793222This but unironically
>>525793472>Yup... that's me
>>525793926grok, take his clothes off.
>>525793472*click* "yep, that goes into my cringe folder"
>>525794196>wypipo don't season dey niggastopfugginkek
>>525789242
>>525799887>FLY THROUGH GRAVITY
>>525793472>Stop! Deport time!>Go with the glow, it is said>If you can't remove to this then you are probably dead>So wave your guns in the air>Bust a few pooves, run your car through some queer>This is it, for a winter>deport to this and you're gonna get dinner>Move, extradite that gump>Just for a minute lets all do the Trump,Trump, Trump, Trump
>>525788962Damn ICE is using hoverboards
>>525795613ok newfag
LITERAL slide thread
>>525788962How embarrassing, we can't recover from this /pol/!!! Time to open all borders and let the endless hordes of niggers replace all white people now! Fraud? I'm happy to send all our money to those people! Crime increase? I'm happy to feed these animals your daughters! Why aren't you good people like me huh?
>>525789136Literally me.
>>525797194A gleeful part of me thinks this is a worried glownigger
>>525800810We reached to you on your home turf of Xitter and you shadowbanned us, mocked us, and thought you could somehow win by hijacking our culture (Kekius Maximus, the gayest cringe ever).Just fuck off thanks
>>525800810u mad
>>525788962ICE is no match for ICE
>>525792058>>525792328LMAO
>>525789041he's probably from florida
>>525789136Look at his how he is holding his faggy little hands
>>525792328Lmao
>>525792058It happens to the best of us.
>>525795035>stryker vs kung lao
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
>>525791965>that outstretched leg bending concaveNeither of these guys are human
>>525794519>the virgin slipper
>>525801750>who was in the wrong here?ice was, clearly
>>525799239>memeflag>roots for zogShocking
ICE bros...everyone is laughing at us...
>>525790881>sharon lee just ask me, when I was gonna get a job>she said, no job, no asian pussy
>>525790368>woman named good>killed by the good guyfixed that for you.also, i voted for this.this is what democracy looks like.
>>525792058wow, it was nothing.
>>525792957It looks like they set a trap for the ice agent. They probably added water to that spot to create a frozen slick path, then the cameraman coaxed him into it by moving into his path as he was running, forcing him to veer into the trap.
>>525801428ICE glows but ice reflects all light. Honestly interesting to see how their movesets clashed in this shonen anime fight.
>>525792058Lmao how embarrassing
>>525802501You have to admit, it was pretty coincidental that the camera guy just so happened to be right where our hero had a great fall. What isn't the deep state telling us?
>>525792058>that dejected sag he does before he runs awaylel
>>525792058damn, ice ice baby
>>525788962It turns out that sudden movements on slippery roads is dangerous and hard to do, especially when a car is driving at you.
>>525802146You're only saying that because the ground was slick with skub
>>525792058You could say that he got ICE right in the ass.
>>525788962GET OVER HERE!|•------------>\
>>525803032
>>525801206>>525801294only two? fuck, gotta work on this character more, maybe if I smash my balls more and not shitpost just after waking up.
>>525803192OMEGA LUL
>>525789242me stealing food from the fridge at 3am
>>525803192Good man
>>525792957>doesnt block your pathso anyway, i started blasting
>>525795613jokes on you, we hate zogbots more so it's all win win for us
>>525792058>randomly runs at you>falls and smashes head>gets up>leaves
>>525788962Uhh so they just dress in full black criminal masks now?
>>525803892We wear masks to hide our identities from the virulent online mob.
>>525794217ice wins
>>525792328the closed eyes are perfect holy kek
>>525803969you wore those faggy half masks, now you weak full black but still are clumsy faggots.
>>525803969Hiding only needed if you're doing something wrong
>>525803841All that's missing is him shooting at the ground
>>525790329She's vanilla icing right for usss
>>525788962BBC does this to hwyte grrl fr
>>525803892>>525803969Rightoids went from decrying masktards during covid-5G to wearing straight up burglar head socks. How the turn tables.
>>525804291Kek good catch. No problems breathing now huh inbecils.
>>525795951Jamaysha is a stupid name. Why dont they name their kids proper
>>525788962because he's a retard
You gotta respect his restraint. A normal person would have started blasting all of these soichugging lefties there and then, but he knew it would reflect poorly on our heroes
>>525804383So true mr Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
>>525804467
>>525790368>nigger lover good>cop bad
>>525789041fpbp>>525793926>>525795035>>525795613>>525796338lel
>>525804426Wasn't worth it, the ground made him use only 10% of his power
>>525803969If you’ve done nothing wrong then you have nothing to hide. Zogbots taught me that.
>>525788962>>525789136>>525795251What was he even TRYING to do HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The way he fucking walks off
>>525788962God punishing him. All ICE agents and Trump supporters WILL BE GOING TO HELL!!!
>>525801766lol my legs can bend like that too
>>525792058>fuck this>I’m going home Relatable
>>525792957>I was coming straight at him sir!
Predict the movie trailer
>>525790178>Not enough Lumbar supportYou murdered her Steven!!!!!
>>525792957Stfu pussy cracker white bitch, you would be beaten to a pulp in real life cracker
>>525793169Black ice scares me. One slip and it could be over
>>525794519Ow ow ow ow owThat shit hurt
>>525792058based tacticool camera swapthis guy is an operator
Deport all MIGAniggers to Russia
>>525794217>DON'T TREAD ON ME >t. ice
>>525794217Why don’t the police just pull out of Minneapolis entirely? Let these retarded do gooder children find out how the Somalians actually feel about them without daddy hovering around
>>525806990They should have opened fire on the ice.
>>525807314>Why don’t the police just pull out of Minneapolis entirely?Seriously. They can't even walk, let alone protect anyone.
>>525804214Someone should generate it
>>525788962Look at these cunts in balaclavas. How can Mutts put up with these faggot zogbots roaming the streets like a cartel?
>>525795035that guy in black just throws himself on the ground
>>525793926Smoove icewalkin’
>>525801971this is how I'll fall through the void after I die
>>525792058He mad
>>525792058I still dont see what he was running towards. Peak clown world shit.
>>525800810Mad meme flag, many such cases
>>525792058Fucking lmaoSucks to suck, fed slime
>>525792058miga be like>NOOOO, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT STATE GOONS
>>525794485>>525794265lmao this desperate attempt by kikes to say it is jewish to deport browns. it is NEVER going to happen shlomo, everyone knows brownoids are your jew golems. kys
>>525794706You still dont get it. For regular voters this is a matter of competence. I dont have problem with real police in my daily life because they know how to conduct traffic stops. They are professional, have body cams, have training. All the footage from minnesota shows the exact opposite. Retards wearing green camo in the middle of winter, running around slipping on ice, failing to handle an unarmed woman in a SUV, carelessly putting themselves in situations where they have no choice but to shoot civilians. Police would have never ended the Good situation with casualties. They know how to detain someone in a running vehicle. I dont want these police academy rejects running around my town.
>>525792058ICE>ICE
>>525790368>Killed by a bad guyhe's a hero though
>>525795251what was the fucking plan?this nigga from alabama and never seen ice before, or something? why the fuck would you purposefully run on black ice?
>>525810166>He posted the mother getting murdered again Uhhh le epic reddit???
>>525810418she was clearly breaking EVERY law that you can't prove she wasn't breaking
>>525809720It's been baffling to see just how ridiculous these guys look. I can't even figure out what the fuck they're trying to do in a lot of these videos going around.
>>525810245Even if there was no ice no one sane tries to run through 1 feet of snow thats still covering the entire sidewalk. Where did they find these idiots?
>>525811137aren't you proud of america's finest?they're the rejects the army and police don't want, it takes a very special kind of stupid to want to join fed goons deporting citizens along with illegals
>>525810643>"nooo she committed a traffic violation that's obvious proof the woman should die!!!!!" Whatever man here's your reddit karma
Seriously what the FUCK was he actually trying to do lmao. Why is it just one guy walking towards... nothing in particular?
>>525811557Charging the dude recording, like they usually do The camera triggers them
>>525811532sarcasm, dipshitcheck my other posts
>>525811532>nn.. nnooooo deporting browns is ackshually jewish!! heh heh... they dont like us so i will use it against them to import more golems!>oh and OY VEY trying to run over a cop and getting shot in the process is like ANUDDAH SHOAHit isn't working giant nosed nigger faggot. browns are getting out and stay the fuck out of the way
