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>>525793010I am the one in the middle (the tree)You will both find salvation through my loss
>>525793010the atheist will just end up drowning. the christian will probably survive a day or so longer than him.
>gets lost>shit boat falls apart>drowns and dies>other guy gets saved because the island is known in modern nautical maps near the area they were lostAlso personally I wouldn't be eager to get back to my wife and paying taxes to the jew
>>525793010why is the tree named xavier
>>525793010They're both going to be riding out on the raft. It was nice of God to send the boat building guy.
>>525793010the atheist would be having an emotional breakdown in the corner because they need seven different medications to function
>Christian praying to god to spawn logs that don't even grow on the island>atheist dutifully processing them into a raft for both of themThe White race marches on
>>525793010Well God did send him the atheist to make a boat for him. So what’s your point?
>>525793010A real Nietzschean atheist would have used the wood to build a club and whacked the christcuck on the back of the head and ate him.
>>525793010why is he ripping the raft apart? I too would pray for God's judgment in this situation
The average atheist is an obese redditor incapable of building a raft
>>525793010No one laughs at God in a fox hole.https://youtu.be/-pxRXP3w-sQ?si=cWLbzWN14l04fd9ahttps://youtu.be/-pxRXP3w-sQ?si=cWLbzWN14l04fd9a
>>525793289A real atheist would think like a brilliant and manifest an escape boat with his mind.
>>525793010>that nosecould have fooled me, that's a jew
>>525793010That atheist will turn into a believer when hes stranded in the middle of the ocean
This scenario actually happened in real life, a bunch of Malagasy slaves got stranded on a completely barren island, and whitey left them behind, they survived for 15 years against all oddshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tromelin_Island#Wreck_of_the_ship_Utile
>>525793010Not a single fucking fedora tipper on earth could build a raft.
>>525793152I think its a speech bubble. The tree is trying to get Xaviers attention.
>>525793549Goddamn that was an interesting read>Captain Jean de Lafargue lost his mind as a result of the wreck, and was replaced by his first lieutenant, second-in-command, Barthelemy Castellan du Vernet who lost his brother Leon in the shipwreck. Castellan built two camps, one for the crew and one for the slaves, a forge and an oven, and with the materials recovered from the wreckage, began construction of a boat.[17] On 27 September 1761, a contingent of 122 French sailors (crew and officers) left Tromelin aboard the newly built boat, Providence. They left the surviving slaves – 60 Malagasy men and women – on the desert island, promising to return and rescue them.>It was not until 29 November 1776, 15 years after the sinking, that Ensign Tromelin-Lanuguy, captain of the corvette Dauphine,[2] reached Tromelin Island and rescued the survivors – seven women and an eight-month-old child.>They were all from the Central Highlands of Madagascar, and had no knowledge of how to produce food in the coastal environment.lmao the French just didn't tell them "hey there's fish in the water go catch some". Fucking frogs kek.
>>525793010Don't lean on a shovel and pray for god to dig you a hole.The point of religion isn't to magically solve problems, it's to reassure you that whatever bad shit is going on that's out of your control, is totally fine it's okay god will save you when you die or something don't worry about it so much.also the US turned it into a cult. In Europe it's more of a tradition and culture thing
>>525793010Except the atheist will whine and cry and demand pizza rolls.
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>>525793010>>525793010 doesn't that just move the place and time where the atheist will die like the believer will on the island?? The surroundings of corpses makes it worth ?- a non believer with a nihiltwist
>>525793010Thank God for sending him someone who could build a raft
>>525793010the believer will kill the atheist and use the raft. His God say so
>>525794345Christian's past vs his future
I wonder how many people are religious simply coz they want someone else to handle their responsibilities. Ask god to take care of it.Taking on responsibilities mean you have to take on risk, you have to think of ways to solve the problem etc. Takes a lot of effort. This scares a lot of people.But in the end you have to do it.
>>525793010God made the Atheist build the boat for both of them.You welcome
>>525793144End up actually doing the "inna woods" life +seafood.
>>525793010The athiest will capsize and get eaten by sharks. A cargo ship will find his dead body then send a heli looking for others. The believer will say God sent someone to save him and that the athiest died cause he didnt believe
>>525793144>I le hate my wife and taxes hahaOkay boomer.
>>525793010bros not surviving on that raft. those are dead shit trees and a tiny ass raft that would tip the second it hits a wave, even if it never hits a wave he has nothing for food, water, or protection from the elements.praying to god is unironically the better decision there. he's actively not participating in suicide by doing so, and even if he isn't rescued he would've lived longer than the atheist.
Cuckstains are bloodthirsty and evil.
>>525794345>both parents have brown hair>both kids are blondeadopted
