**The Annual Hostage Cycle: A Parasitology Study**North Korea: Starving nation, actually desperate, launches missiles at Japan, demands food aid, gets some rice, shuts up til next yearAmerican Teacher Unions:EXPOSED: What they’re actually getting while crying poverty:- $65-85k average salary (varies by state but ain’t poverty)- Summers OFF (2-3 months paid vacation built into salary)- Winter break OFF- Spring break OFF- Every federal holiday OFF- Pension that actually exists (try finding that in private sector)- Health insurance- Tenure (literally unfireable after 3 years)- Union protection so thick you gotta commit a felony to get canned- Automatic raises just for existing another yearAND STILL every September: “We’re STRUGGLING. We buy our OWN supplies. We’re UNDERPAID. Pay us more or…”Or WHAT?Or your kids sit in a building doing nothing. Or we strike. Or we slow-walk everything. Or we “work to rule” which means doing the bare minimum we’re contractually obligated to do - which reveals how little they were actually obligated to do this whole time.NK threatens nukes.Teachers threaten your kids’ futures.NK is an enemy nation.Teachers are a PARASITE CLASS extracting rent from a captive population who legally MUST send their children somewhere and have no other affordable option.The union isn’t there to help teachers teach. It’s there to protect the worst performers, extract maximum resources, and ensure the host (taxpayers + parents) can never escape.At least North Korea is honest about being an adversary.
You want ACTUAL EDUCATION- Physical consequences for being a little shit- Kids afraid of the teacher, not the other way around- Letters home that meant something because dad would finish what the teacher started- Learning happens OUTSIDE not just fluorescent light prison- Survival skills, practical knowledge, how to exist in the world- Teachers who commanded respect through presence not union protectionThe old model: “Mr. Frobisher will paddle you AND write your father AND your father will thank him”The new model: “Jayden please stop throwing chairs, here’s a fidget spinner, let’s talk about your feelings, I can’t touch you or I’ll be sued”We went from producing people who could build barns and survive winters to producing people who need a mental health day because someone misgendered their coffee orderThe paddle wasn’t abuse, it was ACCOUNTABILITY. The outdoor class wasn’t recess, it was CURRICULUM.Now we’ve got climate controlled babysitting facilities run by people who couldn’t hack it in any other profession, protected by a union that makes them unfireable, producing a generation that can’t read cursive or change a tire.
>>525795759I remember when I didn’t want to go to Westerville north high school because cops were raping me I’m glad I was forced to keep going to the rape factory!
