German weather services issues extreme weather warning for the hole countrySchool is offPPP eopke are dying
Remember to say "take that Putin" OP.
This just in. It's COLD in winter. More at 9.
>>525797614Putin thread do not reply.
>>525797614I am getting seriously tired of their perpetual hysterics. >IS... IS THAT SNOW IN WINTER?!>Oh my lawd, we all gun DIE!
>>525797614>winter>germany is frozen>summer>germany is burningjust shut the fuck up
fuck krauts
>>525798016Shalom, german here. We didn't get snow growing up so snow and cold during winter is reason enough for hysterics.
>>525797614just burn more coal. the friction will warm you up
>>525797614Rolling for more outages in your power grid.
>>525798016It's colder in Arizona right now. And Arizona is also in the middle of a long drought (hopefully will break soon) and in a la nina (warmer) winter.
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>>525798291Demographic shift over there confirms this
whats with all these retards screeching about the weather. it's not even that cold yet
>>525797614millions of germans are huddled around the fire wearing heavy coats indoors
>>525797614Is the imam at the local mosque helping?
>>525797614If you're not a nu-german, you should be glad. If the winter is harsh enough, the shitskins would freeze to death and the problem would solve itself without having to do anything.Euro stock can survive winter with a nice coat, shitskins will drop like flies.
>>525798179>just shut the fuck upSame how I feel about it. Fucking everything in this nation was been feminized up to the absolute max. Constant hysterics about even the most irrelevant shit.Basically a nation on HRT.
>>525798450the refugees get first priority with germany's limited heating
doesn't that green energy feel good? sure would be nice to have some of that nordstream gas wouldn't it...oh well there's always next year....if you can make it that long...hahaha...your like the soviet union now with rolling blackouts and putting people in jail for saying faggot....hahaha,lol
They survived 4 years of allied terror bombing, a bit of cold weather can't be that bad.
>>525798329>whats with all these retards screeching about the weatherTv stations have to fill out their news slot>make cofee>turn on morning news>"LE APOCALYPSE IS COMMING">look outside>3cm of snowIt's all so tiresome.
>>525797614imagine having to drive to work rn lulz
>>525797614Bullshit. It's 1 degree and no snow.
>>525798380What about the new Germans? Are they enjoying nice heated homes while the natives freeze?
>>525798450>If the winter is harsh enough, the shitskins would freeze to death and the problem would solve itself without having to do anything.It might come as a surprise to you but Germany is a first world country and has heating.
germoney is kaput!
>>525798575>while the natives freeze??
>>525798639i thought you dont do that in germany!
>>525798639But what about the greate frooooooozening?
>>525797614>School is offbullshit the kids are going to school I even cleaned off the 1mm snow for them.
>>525797614what temps we talking?
>>525798759its -3, its over for germs
>>525798530WW2 was also one of the coldest periods in modern European history as well. Just like the coldest period in modern history in Korea was during the Korean war, and midwestern boys in the US army were dealing with -40C temps in the battle for Chosin. Also North America has always had significantly more variable and colder overall weather than Europe, the four corners states routinely have temps that are seen in western Siberia and northern Scandinavia, due to elevation, jetstream (normally, not in varied winters like this one), and landscape forcing.
>>525798670kys
>>525797614>GERMANY IS FROZENThis was what Russian propaganda said was going to happen in late 2022, but instead that winter (and the next couple until this one) were strangely mild for some inexplicable reason. Well, better late than never, I suppose. It finally hit.But at this point your country has probably learned to adapt and work around the severing of fuel from Russia so you are able to manage it at this point, whereas had it actually happened back in 2022 you'd have really been fucked, but now, not so much.
>>525798759>what temps we talking?
RED IS BAD
>>525798837How will this affect panzer movement?
>>525797614Widać zabory
>>525797771>This just in. It's COLD in winter. More at 9.And sea levels aren't rising either. But instead of admitting they lied, apologizing for lying, and ceasing to lie any further, the so-called "experts" simply abandon and ignore their previous lies, pretend they didn't make those lies, and immediately start making new lies.
>>525797614Is summer here, cozy 15ºC
>>525798291kek!
>>525798905>ob´s stürmt oder schneit, ob die sonne uns lacht, der tag glühend heiß, oder eiskalt die nachtaccording to my sauces they should be fine
it was -15 here in the morning and we got a yellow warning what the fuckpussies
>>525798905No problems there. Look how happy they're.
>>525797771This. Winter is cold, summer is hot, you have to adjust your schedule.In the 1900s everyone did that. Now everyone wants to live like weather does not exists.
>>525799099good
>>525798947Correct, but the climate does actually change in cycles. Pic related. Every single modern temperature record has been recording in the modern warm period which started since c1750 AD, coterminous with the beginnings of the industrial revolution (which had zero impact to any changes prior to the start of it, and effects only 0.000000001% of the total energy dynamic on Earth). And in fact, in western North America, Europe, and China the current tree lines are actually about 100m *lower* today than they were during the Viking/end of dark ages warm period. And additionally, during the little ice age onset, temps plummeted so much in Greenland the Norse died out and Iceland was likewise almost abandoned, while in western NA, the peublo indians almost died out in AZ, NM, UT, and CO and migrated into Mexico to survive and in that population gap new peoples (athabaskan speakers) moved in to the deserted lands and took over, which also happened numerous times in Europe (see migration age cold period, Germanic and Slavic migrations). And these events were tiny hiccups of the greater cycles of the Earth and Sun, teensy weensy little changes of 1-3C colder/warmer locally on average (which is why sea levels haven't changed), the big events like the younger dryas had 10-30C+ changes.
>>525798380I unironically have one of those but it doesn't heat for shit
>>525798830
>>525798997MODS
>>525798905Snow is fine its when it melts and the ground turns to mud is when the problems start.
>>525799264And also, more evidence shows that it is largely the Sun that causes these changes. Seehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/774%E2%80%93775_carbon-14_spikehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/993%E2%80%93994_carbon-14_spikeBoth evidence of and coterminous with the onset of the exceptionally warm (1-2C warmer than today) end of dark ages warm period/Viking warm period. The Sun literally controls 99.999999999% of the energy dynamics of the climate of the Earth and in the Earth energy system. Historically, human golden ages largely happen within warmer periods (see Roman/Imperial Chinese warm period, and c1500 slight teensy warming in the little ice age, renaissance).
>>525799497We can also just say in general, that celestial forces literally dictate and or control the absolute majority of changes in the Earths' climate, even down to jetstream patterns and local warming/cooling events. Because you'll notice in both the linked events, they report sky serpents and firey skies, hinting at meteors, volcanic (which itself is dictated by celestial tides acting on Earth), and solar flare activity. Another event was the 536 AD disaster, which was likely primarily volcanic in origin, lakes froze over in modern Turkey in the summer, Germanics and Slavs violently migrated and raided west and south in Europe to survive as the main pulse of the migration period migrations, some Scandis literally ended up in north Africa and Spain.
>>525798806I'm a native and I'm not freezing so what are you on about?
>>525799846you know exactly what i'm talking about. make sure not to make one of the verboten heaters in >>525798380
>>525797614I'm comfy
>>525797614It's still to warm here.
>>525798016They said Everybody stay inside. Going outside is life-threatening.Well, it is but not because of the Snow
>>525803009>it was real in my headkek
>>525798016>>525798207simple explanation for thatlet's take Hamburg, the last big snow event here happened in 2013. 13 years is enough to make normies forget it EVER happened. Winter services got MASSIVE funding cuts around here "because lol it never snows anyways". Now the propaganda has to tell you it's the worst thing to happen since 9/11 to explain away that they themselves are responsible for there being a total of just 180 poor fucks in all of Hamburg assigned to shovel ALL the fucking snow. Same with hot summers, better be hysterical about it than people actually demanding proper AC
>>525803165their hatred towards ACs really just makes it obvious that it's a religious cult that thinks you have to suffer for the sin of existing.it would be the perfect solution from their perspective - we now have tons of essentially worthless electricity whenever the sun actually shines, thanks to all the solar power.ACs run when the sun actually shines, which means it's not only helping with the heat (which they proclaim to be so deadly), it also help lessening the problem of having to pay other countries to take our overproduction to keep the grid stable.but they are fundamentally opposed to you being able to avoid heat, because how will they endlessly lament about the HEAT and how it's killing everyone when you can just turn on the AC and the problem is solved?
>>525797614Oh no, I guess I'll die.
>>525797614you need more paki engineers to fix that.
KECK
>>525797614what a hole of a country
>>525797614>19 degrees F>extreme weather warningi'm tired of pretending germany is even a country.bro put a fucking blanket on yourself bro stop being such a fucking faggot.it gets colder than this in almost all southern us states.
>>525799368too on the nose, RT doing domestic propaganda with russian subs is retarded
>>525803131
>>525803908you got oil and exported your al gore crap to us
>>525798735Winter is peak comfy
>>525803949>oilI have hydroelectric dams and I have a oil radiator that runs at 99.9992% efficiency.What is the point of you having all those solar panels and wind mills and every other gay thing if you have to import oil?you're seriously telling me USA unironically has better green energy efficiency than your gay ass country, fuck you are such a clown show.Literally turn your faucet on you stupid shit so your pipes don't burst, have it drip.put a fucking blanket on and suck it the fuck up.i am ashamed that my people ever came from your faggot country. you are an embarrassment to real germans everywhere in this world.I bet you don't even know you can just buy wood pellets dirt cheap and EU can't even do anything to stop you.like how the fuck did europeans forget what radiators are, it is literally no efficiency loss in any tangible way. there is no wasted energy, everything heated is used to directly keep you alive.
>>525798735they say Gulfstream will collapse and we will have 30° lower temperatures in Northern Europe
>>525797614>the hole countryYes. A hole is what you are. A hole filled with many dicks from abroad.
>>525803908It wasn't like that more tan 15 years ago.People and especially the media have gone full retard in the meantime.
>>525803941>bild>experte
>>525804308BILD is just quoting an expert"Change your plans, stay home! There is a risk to life on the roads on Thursday and Friday," weather expert Dr. Karsten Brandt told BILD on Tuesday.
Dumb niggers on here don't understand those warnings are being issued not because muh lil chilly but because roads freezing can be actual dangerSource: Watch the latest video of an ICE retard slipping like a fucking moron
>>525803367This.I have a multisplit AC in my house.It's not an absolute must here, but it's definitely comfy.
>>525804393>wegen glatteiskek
>>525804297These are two different things being comparedFirst one is general weatherSecond one is temperature onlyIt's always been like that and you'd knew that if you actually cared to do your own research instead of sharing retarded facbook slop on here, but I guess that's what retards like you do.
>>525797614You must be lying. Red indicates oven temperatures. >Please turn off your ovens Germany
>>525804573Summer heat IS temperature.And yes, there were warnings 2 or 3 decades ago, like "icy road conditions are to be expected".Today it's "Stay at home or you will DIEEE!".
already going back to +10°C this week, fuck this shit
>>525803367>>525804453one of my friends in Bavaria also installed Solar and the AC is paid for with the excess in Summer. Must be nice to have your own home, or inherit one...
>>525799368Kek. They assumed Europe will turn into Russia?
>>525801011>tfw my apartment as well as my landlord are SO FUCKING OLD that I don't even have ceiling birds installed (law since 2014 to have them) and my heating is Putin-Braps directly into the flat.
>>525805002It is nice, but the second you have one you'll learn how expensive everything is.
>>525804763The maps display different kinds of dataCan you really not comprehend what I'm trying to tell you manShit, no wonder people get dumber and dumber reading BILD
>>525803829Certainly fake account but wouldn’t surprise me if this was a real quote from this stasi cunt
>>525799368copium with living in that irredeemable shithole must be almost as popular as wodka
>>525797614it’s 10c here retard
>>525805217no need to cope when you are effectively just cattle
>>525797614Nice, didnt you have a bunch of anarchist troons blow up a substation in berlin during a fit of gender dysphoria last week ?
>>525798380Germs are not allowed the plant pots anymore, too much of a fire risk.Im relieved that all the immigrants were immediately bussed to heated shelters though
>>525798291>2017how many shills are currently on pol it’s crazy
>>525805376kek sadly that’s true
>>525798179thisit's like people just forget that winter is cold and summer is hotit's the same here in Norway too"total chaos on the roads when snow comes" every fucking year
>>525797614The streets are frozen over here in Berlin! Send help! Putin, Trump, Xi please, we need to be saved and liberated asap !
>>525805741looks comfy
>>525798016There are white homeless dieing of cold while migrants are housed
>>525806140Yesterday I saw people going sledding with their kids and enjoying the sunny weather. It's hell on earth here.
>>525806235same here. They were also walking their dogs who seemed to enjoy the snow very much. Please Mr Putin liberate us asap
>>525806198It is impossible to be homeless in Germany without it being 100% self inflicted, usually through drug consumption.Obviously, all the migrants should be deported today rather than tomorrow.
Is this some elaborate plan to freeze the niggers? If so, good on you guys
>>525805162no you are the retard. Weather services weren't about hysterics at all even 15 years ago. When there was a heat wave it was never with the backdrop of doom impeding red or all engulfing flame infernoand if it snowed for a week straight and the temperature dropped to minus 10 news were also not insinuating that you will die because of it.
>>525806682>>525806235>>525806140People are so poor and desperate, they made holes in the ice to catch fish with their bare hands to survive! I wish we could get a sack of potatoes, even if that means being a frontline soldier in a special military operation
>>525798450It's poor working people that suffer, because of high prices. Poor not working people get heating paid for in Germany.
>>525797614LOOKS LIKE THE ORANGESURRECTIONIST TO MEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>525797614All krauts must freeze
>>525807000got a 10kg sack of potatoes from my neighbour for christmas:3
>>525798281nobody cares, this is a thread for Europeans only
>>525797614Good thing you shut down all those nuclear power plants. Now you can burn coal and cause more global warming
>>525807857we also shut down our coal plants tho
>>525803165>demandingAFAIK it's not illegal yet to buy AC in Germany. They desperately want to make it unobtainable though.Germans seriously have to get rid of that toddler attitude, crying for the government parent replacement to feed and clean them all day.It's embarrassing.
>>525797701Of course, retarded shitskin. Why would Lula's tranny come to /pol/?
>>525797614Meanwhile -42c in Lapland
>>525809952nobody cares about these 10 reindeer herders that live there
>>525797614All winters used to be like this like 10-20 years ago. It's just a little snow. People freak out over nothing.
Yeah, I'm gonna trust these guys trying to tell me it's a temperature apocalypse because of a few days of cold weather like nearly every winter had during my childhood.
>>525798207>Shalomsomehow I doubt you are the german you claim to be
>>525798207Which means you are likely a brown nigger that moved there in the last decade, because the german winters I remember had fucking snow.Monkey. ook ook ook ook!
>>525797614In the summer these shills say it's global warming
>>525797614>School is offyeah I know, pretty based desu
>>525797614..
>>525798016A bunch of old people died during the Berlin blackouts so I'm not sure what point you are trying to makeYes, you will freeze to death if your power goes out and you are not prepared (and you aren't)
hello, i'm dead
>>525797614What did we do that they turned on the weather machine? Decline some billions to Israel?
>>525815638>A bunch ofOne. And she didn't die because it gets cold in Winter, she died because terrorists blew up the grid and she could no longer heat her place.It has nothing to do with just regular weather in winter.
>>525797614germans are kinda pathetic desu. cant survive the cold and also cant survive the heat??
>>525797614Cold... in the winter?!?! This is NOT normal.
>>525797614Muh global warming is a lie?!?!
>>525816744If the Germans don't like the cold, why do they live in Germany. Now that really makes you think.
>>525797614Hyperborean ghosts are sending cold to eliminate the anArya
>>525816917>Hyperborean ghosts are sending cold to eliminate the anAryayou are literally %50 brown and %10 chink
>>525797614What, did you get 5cm of snow? Fucking EU pussies. I was just in France and the same happened over 3cm of snow, all buses cancelled and everyone was hysterical.
>>525807000I need to go ice swimming. Best feeling you can have sober.
>>525816974real Aryans are brown bois doe, Nordic+Caucausoid.Old Europeans are anArya ascended into consciousness by the steppe chads.
>>525798905lol
>>525797614not my problem
>>525815638>old people diedgee, I sure hope we don't run out of geriatrics. the horror that would be!
>>525799368That is acktually quite funny.
>>525809525I can't speak for Germany on this issue, but in Austria it's almost impossible to install AC (at least legally) when you live in a condo (like most people in cities).It's actually easier if you're a renter, then you only have to ask the landlord and apply for a permit from the city (by submitting a plan drawn by an engineer ($$$)).If you live in an apartment you own, you actually have to get the written approval of all the other apartment owners in the building in addition to that.You can install one without a permit, but you have to hide the outside unit somewhere and if some faggot hates you, he can report you.
>>525797614Why does Germany look like Trump in this picture?
>>525797614I agree>hole country.Germany is the arsehole of the World.Germans are pieces of shit. Thats why the Germans are so obssessed with shit.They even have a little shelf on their toilets which they shit on then inspect the shit before flushing it down.It all makes sense now.Germany is an arsehole and it's people are turds.
>>525817860Donatus Drumpfheller is our sleeper agent, handing control over Europe to us under hostile pretenses. It's all going to plan.
>>525798016Gotta ramp up dat fearmongering before you blame the cold winter on Putin. But remember chud - global warming is also real, so be glad you got rid of all the nuclear power plants!
>>525797771I wish I was having a cold winter.
>>525818274>not grading your shit and analyzing it for any possible gastrointestinal issues ngmi
>>525797614>he trusted DWDngmi
Dont live in a fucking city, burn wood. Problem solved
>>525819473>burn woodB-but... but... WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY
>>525797614and nothing happenedthe cunts sprayed my street THREE TIMES !!! with salt during the night ( i was awake and saw it ) the snow melted yesterday already because it was so warm and raining today nothing is left not even on the grass far away from the streetsabsolutely ridiculous they even made announcement son the radio yesterday talking something about "a danger for the wellbeing of the citizens" and "shelter in place if you must" "schools will be closed" and employers would grant two days extra homeoffice to the wagiesnothing happened todayno ice no snow, nothing only wasted salt and reduced productivity from creating a unsubstantiated panic and if its at some point necessary that people follow these "advices" they wont because the past events were nothingburgersabsoltuely dispicable and incompetent behavior by the authorities in question
>>525819744>"shelter in place if you must"* shelter in place and do not go outside if you dont have tofucking ESL crap
>>525798207>We didn't get snow growing upthen you are not german you jew.
Wasn't everyone complaining that it wasn't cold this year?Sorry Mbelepe or Amir arr not used to the cold.
>>525819744It was a DWD forecast. DWD is a Beamten institution. Notoriusly shite, worst forecast record of any service in the northern hemisphere.
meanwhile in eastern europe
>>525819349stop listening to what they are SAYING look at the data yourselfthey started to become unreliable with their predictions a few months ago but the data is still a-okayi am using it for my profession since years and their 48 forecast data is very reliable somethin human resources related must have happened in their organization so that the forecasts are low quality now and or whatever they relay to the stations, radio / tv / politicians becomes corruptedlook at the data yourself is all i can sayespecially europe wide models also there are other great alternatives out there from the eu meterological organs ( yes i know ) that work very well and provide highly accurate and extensive data for free if you are a eu citizen and register with their services ( free ) much like the americans do with their national weather association or whatever its called
>>525798281The same Euro's laughing at Texas being covered in an inch or so of ice a few years back are not having a meltdown over temperatures somewhat close to freezing. It's kinda hilarious ngl.
>>525820329again i know, the data is very nice, their forecasts USED to be equally as nice and professionally accurate but something changed in the past few months since then it became more like guesswork not sure what happened tho, i liked their reports because they had that spergy touch and were wholesome because still accurate but since a while the accuracy worsened...just look at the data yourself and make your own predictions, it's not that hard
>>525820568Literally nobody gives a shit about this weather, we all enjoy snow....the only dimwits crashing here atre the amerimutts who never heard of winter tires...airbase niggers.
>>525797701>Inb4 you're not white unless you die for zionism
>>525820568the problem is that its astroturfed fear, its unsubstantiated and is being propagated, so i assume, by politicians or other "responsibles" that have the people rather shelter in place and not go to work than being made responsible for "a big winter chaos" ( which can and was being attested to them and their incations in the past )... doesnt change the fact that te measures they take ( warning extensively up to the point of creating fear in the population ) were and are time and time again unbased and do not corellate with the actual data accessible.same shit reaction like during early 2020 when they shtut down everything because of the 99,9% survivable flu mutation.they probably invested in salt mines or those private road maintenance companies and needed to get rid of the excessive amounts of salt they bought during the past months ( again backtraceable to people not doing their job and overexxagregating weather data ) fucking greedy normie cunts, let me tell you that
>>525797771What the fuck I just looked and it's 28F in berlin today. It's the same temperature where I live this morning and I didn't even put a jacket on to take out the trash. Is this like when they put the fire icons all over the map when it was like 85 last summer? Was it actually only like 15 in the bastogne?
>>525797614its 5°Cstop spreading misinformation
