Why are chuds obsessed with goyslop?
>>525798643What's wrong with warhammer?
Warhammer 40k hive cities is literally our future exept brown.
>>525798800You replaced real history and real culture with plastic toys
>>525799195Mythologies are more important than history
>>525799195Why do you think having an interest in Warhammer excludes you from having an interest in history and culture? Dumb faggot
>>525798800>Black space marines>Gay space marines>Female custodes>GW stocks owned by black rock
>>525799195this. the nerds were the real hylics.
>>525799195Warhammer is the battle between Lucifer and God, extrapolated onto humanity and thrust thirty thousand years into the future. Then it's ten thousand more years of Christo-Roman space fascists with every single trope of humanity thrown in. Then there's the plastic toys, if that's you thing. It didn't replace culture and history; it is culture and history.
>>525798643i prefer anime girls and want to have sex with them
>>525798800It slowly went to shit after 2014, the new CEO ruined it.
>>525799848>space marines of every ethnicity>random female soldiers and commandersWeird how when Gears of War did this 20 years ago it was considered very liberal but today it is anti-woke and far right
>>525798643How playing with overpriced plastic toys which derride right-wing history will help save western civilization?
>>525798643Real history is messy and its most prominent figures are rarely heroic once you look beneath the surface.
>>525798800There's nothing interesting or new about it. Generic male power fantasy
>>525799945I switched to 2d girls exclusively after COVID3d girls were certainly neurotic before COVID, but they became batshit crazy after. I assume vaxmaxing has mental consequence they haven't recealed
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>>525801139The funniest part of this is that 40k fanbase has been conditioned to read something like this and immediately think it’s a chaos lie from the great deceiver trying to trick them
>>525799913Fuck off christcuck
>>525801346Indeed, beware the corruption of the archenemy
>>525799713A game is not mythology Rajesh. Mythology is historical in nature, Warhammer is made to sell products.
>>525798643>warhammer>chudsNot anymore. Trannies and other leftoid trash took over GW and have been doing their utmost to ruin the franchise for years now, even going so far as to make edited reprints of the old stuff they consider too politically incorrect
>>525798643Reminder that originally in 40k, blacks and browns were implied to be exterminated, and Earth was split between intolerant warlords that represented England, Scotland, Germany, Mongolia, Romania and Italy/Greece. Its implied everyone else was dead, as there was no representation at all outside of these groups for decades.The lore itself is just real mythology and history exagerrated for comedic effect. For example future Scotland is run by an exagerrated version of the Highland Clan system. Nurgle is Nergal, a Babylonian deity. The Horus Heresy originally echoed Lucifer's fall. The war in heaven between Necrons and Eldar is Hinduism. The Emperor was literally Christ, Alexander the Great and several other important figures from history. And so on.Also amusingly the Skaven were heavily inspired by jews. Rat men who have 12 main tribes, poison wells, peddle drugs, are heavily involved in assassination, spread the plagues and their existence is denied (conspiracy trope).In the last decade and a half they have been feverishly rewriting and adding on to the lore to obscure these things. In most cases ruining it, as real myths and history have a depth beyond immediate understanding, whereas gen x and millenial liberal fantasy is surface level shite with no substance to it. Eg, the leader of the Iron Hands said: "The flesh is weak", a play on the Bible where it is followed by "but the spirit is willing." The dark twist is that the Iron Hands do not accept that their flesh is weak, and cut it off, attaching mechanical limbs and organs that are strong. There is depth here.New writers had nigger space marine clarify that the real statement is "the flesh is weak but deeds endure." This is just fucking retarded, and ruins the Biblical inspiration and the dark twist that gave the Iron Hands their character.
>>525798643The obsession is not organic and cannot exist without YT and the endless videos about wh40k lore and what the emperor secretly told Ms Jackie in her sleep and stuff. Youtubers promote this and pretend it's important, in order to make money exploiting the alienation and spleen of Xers and millenials.Let it run its circle, like star wars and capeshit did.
>>525798643The mythological sargon of akkad had a gay lover. This fag picked the name purposefully.
>>525803557Yeah but not like it was supposed to be based. It’s an example where the parody or the satire is treated as a serious thing
>>525798643>40ki sleep
>>525806175It wasn't a parody. There were satirical characters and events, but it was just a bunch of nerdy young men making a setting that they thought was cool and at times that included being funny too. Think back to stuff you and your friends did as kids; I can almost guarantee you merged what you thought was cool and deep with what you thought was funny. Its just that, and autists then fixate on them basing an Ork warboss on Margaret Thatcher and think it means there was never serious thought put into anything else im the setting, despite so much having ties to history, mythology, religion, conspiracy theories and the occult.I won't say it was meant to be 'based', it was just nerdy and well read young Englishmen from 40 years ago having fun. A lot of that would be considered extremely politically incorrect, and therefore 'based' today, but that clearly wasn't the intention. They were just having fun and making their own thing that they thought was cool and at times funny.
>>525798800>What's wrong with warhammer?It lacks enormous Amazonians and death by snu snu
>>525798800>>525799848>>525801139More like Sorehammer lol
Warhammwr used to be based. No me tion of niggers or jews and mankind was about to reach the stars.
I stopped with warhammer after they said there were female custodians.
>>525806955Warhammer fantasy had White AmazoniansThey are brown now>>525807021Dilateammer
>>525807546That doesn't even rhyme though
>>525800011>>525798800This
>>525807231>>525807546The most played faction by women is battle sisters and they get 0 support. None of the woke sets sell and nobody will buy butch dyke space marines. They can add a rule that if you have tits you do 5 times more damage, and people will just play slaneesh
Warhammer predicted modern politics.>le hekkin fascist far-right ultranazis>the quirk chungus good boi ayyyliens & also deranged Chaos Cultists that actually worship disease, war, ultra-degeneracy because Satan promises them power
>>525808150gw sells 3d printed 40k themed dilators now, they know their new audience >>525808289They added all that new shite to boost esg scores & signal to leftists to buy their plastic rubbish
>>525798643Warhammer as a hobby is fucking insane to me. Even if you’re a trust fund neet with zero responsibilities the time and money you have to put into it are beyond absurd.Let me pay you $60 for a 4cm tall plastic space nazi that I have to paint. Oh and the paint is extra, of course. It’ll take me two hours to paint and a single game will take me 4 hours. I need like 20 little dudes and some bigger dudes and vehicles and shit to play. I’m $10000 in, 3000 hours in, and I’ll never quit because I’ll be fucked to admit I’m that much of a fool to have wasted so much time and money on worthless shit that has no resale value whatsoever.The game itself seems fun but there’s literally no way it’s worth the price of admission.
>>525798643I’ve never been a big warhammer fanYou can tell GW hates their fanbase and they will do anything to humiliate them
>>525808428Brits have more first hand experience with legit occultists like John dee and Crowley. 4chan used the brand recognition of 40k to help kek and Trump win 2016. We turned 40k into a self fulfilling prophecy. But its lore does turn it into some sort of jungian gnostic fairytale. For all I know the tabletop fags could all be participating in one great ritual
>>525798643i love the lore of wh40k. i pay for zero of its content.
>>525801139He actually talks about that in the video, and how the 40,000k universe itself persists to be a fun meme rallying point for right wingers, particularly the Imperium, in spite of the wokeists running Games Workshop essentially endorsing chaos.
>>525808504It still doesn't rhyme though
>>525798643>Why are chuds obsessed with goyslop?I don't speak Hindi and I have no idea what that shit is in your picture. Can you translate this to English and explain how it is politics?
>>525798800The decline of W40K starts at the point where it tries to be taken seriously and not as a bizarre dark science fantasy making fun of British empire. It was never meant to be a framework for anything more complicated than shoot' em ups and war games.Then, Blackrock and ESG/DEI happened. The decline turned into a free fall. Anything that made the setting unique is going to be cauterized. The brand is going to die in several years and the title of its successor will be given to some random pastiche brand.
>>525809287Check out archwarhammer on jewtube, I think that is how sargon got into 40k>>525809327Here is a rhyme, stop being a gigantic pedantic faggot maggot
>>525800016But WH40k always had random military women and commanders as a part of being gritty bad future where it does not matter what gender you are you all have to fight. And if you do it good enough you might be promoted to commander.But female custodes is bullshit together with shole custodes concept which is retarded even for WH40k lore. So Empire has means to produce super soldiers better than Space Marines and better than Primaris(which are retarded too) who are immune to warp and keep them at number of 10k when SM chapters after Horus Heresy can only have 1k of weak SM... and then suddenly they also can be made out of grills. So who the fuck needs space marines and primaris in this setting anymore when you can get girls and boys and make them into far better space marines/primaris in bigger numbers?Custodes is shit. And Henry Cavil will make shit WH40k series because he loves Custodes and is blind to see Custodes being OP is the most retarded retcon of WH40k.
Currently reading the nightlords omnibus
>>525802400Mythologies were used to sell products back in their days too from statues to paintings.
>>525798643Because it's ENGLISH and anything ENGLISHMEN do is inherently good, solely by dint of being ENGLISH
>>525809652Come up with better shit then lol
>>525798643>reddithammerThis is by far the easiest way for me to filter out centre left faggots pretending to be right
>>525806719We live in clown world now. What used to be funny or hyperbole is just reality.
>>525798643if you watch the video he explains ityou lazy fucking retard
>>525806719And this is what woke crowd hate and want to take from all gamers.Having fun is a crime in leftist utopia.And living through commie Poland era - it was exactly like that. You could get beaten up by police and be arrested because you had a house party and had fun.And now west is adapting the same mindset rapidly.>>525806955They have Catachan women.>>525808787I have WH40k Ed1 figurines and WH ed.2 figurines which are not painted and not glued. I bought Hih Elf Maidenguards for like 50$ now they are worth about 500$.
>>525799713This is a demon
>>525810103>SorehammerShit like that?
>>525810597Yeah that's funny and it rhymes. Same amount of syllables too. Also I farted. Sorry but it's just better than dilateammer. My fart, that is.
I've played and enjoyed two 40k video games in the past couple years (one of my buddies bought me Boltgun and another bought me SM2) and I still don't have a goddamned clue about anything with this setting other than "haha chainsaw go brrrr".
>>525811117>that's funnyYeah for leddit
