6am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. That's probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flies when you're having fun and its10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now I've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep6am: Alarm goes off
>>525802914what do you do big guy
>>525802914Just be homeless and stop masturbating
>>525802914that's because we live under communism or however the jews are servedyou will pay goy, FOR MY luxury
>>525802914Midnight: Wake up, JUMP out of bed feeling well rested, excited and ready for the whole day ahead. Turn on the playstation, go down stairs and make a cup of tea and eat breakfast. Go back up stairs and play FS254am: turn playstation off and have a shower4:30am: put some chicken tendies in the oven and shitpost on 4chan5:30am: eat chicken tendies 6am: watch stargate on dodgy streaming sites9am: go outside to check greenhouse9:30am: dig the last of potatoes in garden and wash them off10:30am: post this post
>>525802985i get paid to mod image boards and spam them.
Never working for less than $75/hr and more than 20/hrs a week.
>>525802914>Commute to work.I work from home and spend a solid 4/8 of my hours fapping
>>525802914>6am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour. This is a skill issue.Wake up, take a piss, get dressed. Be outside within 5 minutes of waking up. It's a free 1 hour of sleep every night. Also saves money because it's one less meal per day.
Take a loan to buy a car just to be able to go to work. 2h commute per day with no compensation.It's soul crushing.
I want off this ride
this shit sucks man
>>525802914I get Bürgergeld, I get up at noon, eat some ice cream for breakfast and play vidya all day. OP is a retarded cuck
>>525802914Not reading that entire fucking essay.. but what I can tell you, be glad you don't live in a nigger infested country like mine... Have been attacked by niggers, tried to kill me, but all I can do is sit and wait for America to approve my refugee status.
>>525802914Alright bukowski
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>>525807366>>525803819>>525803904Fucking bad goys why won't you work.
>>525807733woman goes next to the red man. more guys would readily call out jews than woman
>>525802914Damn. That sucks bro, you should gotten better grades in school so you could get a job you like. Too late for that now lmao.
>>525802914Plot twist: you actually were in a car crash. You’re dead. These are your hallucinations before you awaken covered in fire and your blood curdling screams echo through the night.