There are thousands of nice women who are single moms due to no fault of their own and just want a nice guy like you. And they are white too. So it’s a double win. I believe in you
>>525803811>to help with billsshe basically just wants more money so she can eat more. look at this blob
>>525803811That thing has its own orbit
>>525803811i'm happy wanking
Lmfao VERY FIRST thing is>pay my *burp* bills
>>525803811>fatass>"no fault of their own"Pick one
>>525803811>fat>i hate cookingMajor red flag. This means this bitch buys nothing but fast food and frozen garbage.
>>525803811>so the deal is i get to pay the bills>buy her stuff >hang candelabras Presumably thats a euphemism for doing manual labour for freeIn exchange for>a weekly back rub>cooked food once a weekYeah, nah. Imma gunna pass this one on to the jeets.
>>525805113Thyroid issues
>>525803811Ok and? And I'm only agreeing because I'm about to turn fucking 49. I still strongly stand by my decision to not do it before about 45. So and? Are you trying to hook me up? I'm in Austin.
>>525803811>tired of being single I WANT MANS MONEYEven the fatties are gold diggin'. She wants the triple 6 package.Six FeetSix PackSix Figures
>>525803811that one thumbs up lol
>>525806489eat less
>>525803811they chose to spread their legs and shit out bastards.only good for a drunken pump and dump.
>>525803811>>525806489oh. you are serious. i thought this was a funny banter thread.
>>525806775She didn't say any of those things.
>>525806775it's actually 6 inches, not 6 pack. if you're already 6 feet they're pretty lenient on your body type as long as you aren't obese (but you better be accepting of their obesity you FUCKING CHUD)
>>525806850>one thumbstwo comments already
>>525807209she explicitly implied all of those things you dick gargling mongoloid. talk to women more.
>>525803811>due to no fault of their ownLol. Lmao even.
>>525803811Fucking Nurgle's cuntImagine puting your dick there...
>>525807480You like it don't you
>>525803811How does someone, through no fault of their own, become a single mother (besides being widowed of course).Does a guy just trip over a snail one day and get his erect penis accidentally lodged in her vagina? I've been a virgin for 27 years. That has yet to happen to me.
>>525807691If we start sewing shut women's vaginas and only opening it up when they get married, they won't be single moms anymore.
Fat women have low impulse control and more likely to cheat90% of the cheating stories I hear it’s an obese woman doing the cheating (and the 10% are junkies)
>>525803811My God, look at that arm.
>>525803811That thing is the size of a planet.
>>525803811Damn, failed on all requirements, guess she's not for me.
>>525807220they'll fuck fatties with height tooyou can see it all the time in the midwest
>>525807969Don't give up, anon, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
>>525803811>cannot type, "Men, do your part."Die.
>>525803811>situationshipThat is the biggest red flag out of that entire post, including the pics.
>>525807691>I've been a virgin for 27 years. That has yet to happen to me.Women live in a completely different world to us. Even the fattest uggos will occasionally have men try to pick them up. They can go on tinder and have a hookup within a day guaranteed. The hard part for women is trying to get the man to stay around. A useless man becomes an incel, a useless woman becomes a single mother.
>>525808060>DieThe what?
>>525803811I can't. Why I've done this nofap streak for so damn long that I stopped counting days after 250 so now just about all women, certainly all American females look hideous to me. At first I (mistakenly) thought this was a bad thing but it is like the taking up rent in your head thing and I am just content not to worry about it anymore. Life is good, no need for some ball and chain to ruin it for me with her crap. Let the govt and niggers do what they want with them, it's cheaper in every way. I am simply way too unique to bother with America women. Honestly I often have trouble telling them apart.
>>525807836Jesus anon, we're already at negative population growth. Careless whores might be the only thing holding the line at this point.
It's my fault they're single momsCuz I murdered the husbands
>Look, mom, I posted it again!I for one am relieved that you retards aren't breeding.
>>525803811>and I smell pretty
>>525803811I like how women never say just be present and care about me. It's some list of demands. That's why they're single.
>>525803811It is very dire that the 30-somethings are literally starting to run their love lives like their HR jobs.."Submit applications below - Good luck!"
>>525803811absolute clownworld that disgusting hogs like this think they are in a position to be making any demands... somebody just nuke us already, this whole "civilization" was a mistake
>>525808500>>525806489>>525807209keep on simpin'
>>525808639>>525807691>>525805113Even black men have left her, I wonder what could be wrong
>>525804930this, i've had the unfortunate experience of living with a few different fat womenall they do is eat, shit, stink and break the toilet
>>525803811I realise that these spastics are low IQ and essentially retards, but I'm still absolutely astounded at the lack of self awareness here. This hog offering itself as a prize is already ludicrous, nevermind with a list of stipulations. What on earth made it think this would appeal to anyone? Also:>Smell pretty Doubt
>>525803811>she smells prettyPretty what? I'd wager she smells greatly. How does she ever wash herself? Carwash?
>>525809229She probably douses herself in perfume. Her one skill, the one thing she brings to the table... the ability to toss perfume on herself. That alone is reward enough for mortal man to deserve for all his slavish efforts to please her
