I became left wing because it's a lot more fun and satisfying to troll right wing boomers. It's also a much bigger yield because they take the bait much easier since they're retarded.
>>525808786Would've made me seethe if this happened here in China
>>525808718you literally adopted a set of political beliefs with no rational thought or imput of your own to have a larger body of people to troll
>>525808718based I’ve been feeding off their bloated corpses for years
>>525808718I tried that on my family as a teen many years ago, and people just heard me out, then usually laughed and called me a retard and didn't care I learned lefties always ree and it turned into screaming matchesYou are mistaken and an obvious shill
>>525808857CorrectJust as how 4chan used to be before r/thedonald boomer tourists
>>525808930It's a lot easier these days, boomers are full senile now it's quite fun
>>525808718or you could just, you know, not have an egoic attachment to the ideas expressed in your postsyou could also not post slide threads unfit to entertain even yourself
>>525808933I don't believe you. A real troll would troll all sides at once in multiple tabs.
>>525809155One of my recent works was making an unironic tranny lives matter tier account on bluesky,gain a following for half a year then tell them they'll never be real roasties. Soon maybe but at the moment i'm having a lot more fun on the geriatric side
>>525808718>i became a malignant narcissist to justify telling lies and spamming lolcow70iq trolling isn't impressive faggot
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>>525809660Ah sry wrong truthnuke
>>525809660based this is my kind of literature>>525809704Not interested in communism but is he saying there's a chance to troll 300 million people?
>left/right wingNewfags must lurk before posting
>>525808718Hey retard, most of these "right-wing boomers" are from India and Bangladesh, they take your bait every time because your first world engagement is the most profitable for them.
>>525810204To anger a leftist all you need is truth. You see a communism supporter, just remind him history of any communistic system that took place, he will fucking get mad and start chanting "That was not a real communism" so you tell history of another communistic country and he gets mad more. Trolling lefties is trivial because you dont have to made up any bait, literally truth triggers them hard.
>>525808718So you live your life based only on how badly people will react to your shitty takes on politics and life? What a sad life.
>>525809660Trevor Goodchild is actually brown.t. gabber
>>525808856That man cannot hold power, he has lost his mind.
>>525810368No i don't use twitteron kikebook they have no incentive to do so except for scamming grannies
>>525810512yes and i'm tired of pretending it isn't fun
>>525810937Nobody is going to miss you, or even show up to your funeral
>>525808786oops
>>525808718the average nigger for votes straight democrat for gibs is unironically smarter than the average cuckservative. at least the nigger gets gibs with his votes. what does the cuckservative get, aside from another $100 billion to israel?
Have you heard of videogames or any hobbies in general? Weirdo.
>>525811486>>525810512These niggers will say this with a straight face while being /pol/ faggots themselves hahah
>>525808718Just switching your whole ideology because it's more fun/easier to troll a group of people only shows you really don't have any ideology at all, anon.But, by all means.. enjoy your (you)Nigger.
>>525811534Guess cops can’t respond to bank robberies then since they are putting themselves in a dangerous situation where they may have to use force
>>525808786Fpbp
left:right ≡ beep:boop
>>525808718You realize we have principles right? Someone told you we’re just in it for the sadistic pleasure of ruining the hyper-reality of retarded people, but that’s not what keeps people in the movement. What keeps people in the movement is that the ideas of the movement are fundamentally true, and their implementation will benefit society.You and us are not the same.
Triggering the rightoids on here is the best and most entertaining way for me to pass the time. And it never fails. Americans, in particular, are so sensitive that I don't even have to try.
>>525811486shut up youre italian
>>525810508they're like jews in that regard. Literally just mention what they are without any malice or anything and they go nuclear
>>525811534The car wasn't trying to get away, though. It was stopped, and she suddenly accelerated it directly into him with the intent to kill.
>>525812381>checks board>We have principleskek
>>525812381Did you bitch at your parents for the israeli mark? or is that something you were to much of a coward to bring up?
>>525810512Cuckoldry is a leftist power move so yeah, this is probably the only way he can maintain an erection.
>>525810508Trolling hardliners is just pointing out the dogshit they live in because they can only exist with the consent of moderates because hardliners and by extension, their politics, are utterly repulsive to sociable non-reptilian beings.
>>525808857You literally voted for a child molester
>wasting your time trolling random boomers who barely use the internet, let alone know how it even works>vs spending your time enraging the hordes of broccoli haired zoomer trannies and faggots who spend their entire day on social media and groomer-owned discord serversYeah, no. Boomers dont care if someone tells them mean things online, they are the ones who are like "lmao cyberbullying isnt real just walk away" while zoomoids were BORN into the internet.
>>525808718I been browsing this board for years and still have to Google from time to time the difference between left and right wing since I'm just a chill guy
>>525813071Um, no actually it’s a 4D chess play to own the deep state and rape more kids, which is actually based and trad (these are core American values)
>>525808718Ok so when are you getting your neghole pozzed?
>not larping as a moderate in a time where people are becoming increasingly extremeStep your game up nigga
>>525813115And you forgot the best part : radicalising glowniggers
>>525813195>say one of these communist or fascist things or fuck off
>>525808718>I love lying all the time so of course I became a lefty
>>525808718this, also as soon as rightoids go authoritarian everyone realizes how retarded they actually areright wingers have an endless propaganda machine which they have to put on full blast to win against leftists, they even convince themselves of all of their retarded takes, but reality eventually sets in when they lose all their benefits and have to worship jews again
>>525808718>I became left wing because it's a lot more fun and satisfying to troll right wing boomersAs if there was much of a difference nowadays. I'm quickly becoming apolitical again because you're both a bunch of niggers who agree with 99% of each others' ideology.
>>525813282Thatcher was a dumb cunt and I wish she could die again
>>525808718Get some tips from our resident street shitters and you can scam some money out of the retards at the same time.
>left>rightThere is no such thing sweet summer faggot,
>>525813331> stop stealing from the public treasury> authoritarianTypical retarded homosexual shit from a brown leaf faggot. You do not exist without skimming from whites. You are literally that worthless. And covered in shit.
>>525813589I'll give you one guess on which states get the most welfare. But that's not all you lose. You'll just have to find out the hard way.
>>525808718This is exactly why the right wing took off among zoomers. It was literally too easy and funny to bait left wingers thus kids jumped on the band wagon to feel smart. It's like bullying religious people; low blows against easy targets to make yourself feel smart and have a laugh.
>>525808718Nah this is your personal coping mechanism in the light of Trump admin scoring wins all over your gay ass. Keep seething.
>>525813589Shut up you fucking retarded Reaganite, you should be suspended from a light pole and beaten with fucking bats.
>>525808718SLIDE THREAD POST PLASKETT
>>525808982There is better ways to get attention. Or learn to live without attention.Rage baiting your family in real life is kinda pathetic.
>>525813960You’re just projecting your terrible family life onto some anon and telling everyone in the thread that you argue with your family a lot probably.
>>525808718>it's a lot easier to troll right wi-ACK
>>525814269now hold just a minute there partner, violence isn't the answer
>>525808718So you're a mimick which thrives on the upset generated by others?interesting.I can guess your genetics from that alone.
>>525814856>I can guess your genetics from that alone.Oh are we gonna have the first american calling out kikes this year or not?For old times sake
>>525808718You basically you have no actual principles and you're driven by spite. No I get it: it's very important you make "old" people seethe. For some reason.
Imagine coming into a blatantly troll thread and arguing with the troll. You niggers are actually fucking retarded
>>525815379It is important, they are the same geriatrics who shitted up this board and i am a vengeful spirit.I am driven by the voice of god
>>525814626The other half is knowing
>>525815684*puts my hands on your shoulders and looks you in the eyes, smiling softly
>>525808718Short term thinking.
>>525808718Omg thats so fucking right holy shit im going left now because its all about triggereing that right now ha haInstead of nigger just say n word and see how they scream
>>525815527You are a pussy and a loser If this board is that important to you then you are actually pathetic and I feel sorry for you. Get a hobby and make friends
>>525815527You think there's old people here? Okay.
>>525816576>i-i-i-i don’t care anyways!!!!!>i just chimped out for a decade and installed my slobbering ZOG rapistI’d want to wash my hands and run away like a nigger father after birthing it too, but no, this is your fucking mess and you get to sit in it you stupid impudent child.
>You think there's old people here? Okay.
>>525816576It was all just a ruse to get based KEKISTANIS ITTWhat's the plan for the world cup guys? Will we have a drone blaring NIGGER on repeat?What are the kosher /pol/ guidelines of this year?
>>525816755Im proud pf my Zog rapist and want him for a third term. Make him king, King Rapist
>>525816894>no no im just playing youso you are just a sad little pathetic loser seeking attention. Like I said make some friends get a hobby. It will be more rewarding.
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>>525817162, he writes on /pol/
>>525808718>right wing boomers.Don't actually exist. Overwhelming majority of boomers get free gibs and pensions from the gov , and vote for free gibs i.e. Democrats.
>>525808786Nice anon, saved.
>>525817254Im trying to keep you from my own demise You still have joy…..run from this place while you can.
>>525808718>>525808786they really do short-circuit, just look at the first post
>>525817403Thanks but i'm here since 2007 nobody is going anywhere until i say so
>>525817355All boomers fall under center right to hard right because not one of them can comprehend a world without America being the libshit globalhomo guarantor of global credit and world police. Liking progressive policy =/= a progressive made, ifAmerican elections show you anything.
>>525817452Q predicted this
>>525811534It’s not applicable to the recent MN shooting. Also we’ve lost the plot as a people when we appeal to federal Supreme Court rulings. Nine Jews on a bench deciding right from wrong for a diverse half-continent of people is a poorly conceived and actually tyrannical instrument for a federal republican government.
>>525817734The implication that you should be leant any measure of power after having schizophrenic conniption is seriously funny
>>525808718> became left wing because it's a lot more fun and satisfying to troll right wing boomersThis is how a lot of leftist are. The left acts mostly as an opposing force. In many ways conservatives are the "progressives". Compare how many executive actions Trump as executed as opposed to Biden's admin, the right is just pushing so much in their direction, especially now with the normie sphere shifting conservatively.
