WTF is wrong with his voice?
Is it from penis?
>>525810205Too much heroin and other drugs
>>525810205The tape worm ran of of brain matter and moved to his throat.
>>525810205Half his brain is missing. It is only by the mercy and will of Allah that he can speak at all.
It's the brain worm talking. It doesn't have a perfect connection to his voice box.
>>525810205Hes a fallout ghoul. smoothskin.
>>525810205i start talking like him when i smoke a lot of weed and can't stop coughing
>>525812425>missing half his brain>let’s put him in charge of our health sectorDo Americans really?
>>525812870It's not his fault he got JFK'd. Blame the CIA.
>>525810205sucked too many cocks
>>525810205>"Ok Google, why does RFK talk funny?">*beep* "I don't know, why don't you be a faggot and start a stupid thread on /pol/"
>>525812870John Fetterman is one of the most reasonable Democrats. So apparently having a brain injury makes you better at politics.
Fat fucks want their soda
Fat niggers on SNAP, no less
>>525812870I mean he's pretty successful and fit for a man with half a brain. He must have perfect health in every other aspect of his body.
>>525813016>ok google. What should I do today?>”perhaps get upset at a thread on 4chan”
>>525810205Because some illness.He has a great sense of humour btw.He's the boomerest of boomers, the stories of him are like out of a boomer comedy.
>>525810205He doesn't believe in medicine and it cost him.
>>525810205He has ligma
>>525810205Guzzled too much jewjew cum, many such cases
>>525813424What is ligma?