https://www.vice.com/en/article/woman-tried-to-take-a-selfie-with-a-shark-and-lost-both-hands/
>>525814094I've seen it two times.... women who think it can't happen to them because of "girl power". Get a broken neck by working around rotating machinery with long hair. Standing on the edge of a cliff while rock climbing and posing for pictures. There are lots of such cases. The whole coal burner thing is the same thing: can't happen to them.
>People will never learn, huh? A woman lost both of her hands after trying to do something so dumb that it pains me to even write this. She wanted to snag a selfie with a shark. Seriously.>What ended up happening was the complete opposite of a Kodak moment. instead, it sparked a vicious bite that saw the Canadian woman vacationing in Turks and Caicos walking away with no hands. The 55-year-old woman was wandering around the shallow end when she spotted the six-foot predator. That’s when the idea of capturing a selfie popped into her head, and she began following it before she eventually came face to face with the shark.>Photos emerged on The Daily Mail of the woman laying in the sand with cloth towels around the ends of her arms where her once fully functioning hands were. The incident occurred on Feb. 12. According to The Turks and Caicos Island Government’s Facebook post, it occurred in the Blue Hills section. The victim was taken to a local hospital before being airlifted to another medical center.>According to The National Post, one of her hands was amputated at the wrist, while the other “was severed mid-way down her forearm.” It’s still unclear what species the shark was, though some theorize it was a bull shark, which was responsible for an Australian attack a little more than a year ago. The outlet also notes that shark attacks on the island are rare with just four non-fatal incidents since 2021.>It may be 2025, but people still don’t understand that the ocean—for all its beauty and serenity—is still a vastly untapped space where things that are much bigger and stronger than us call home.
>Shitlib foid moment I bet she's got a pet dog who she is convinced is her real baby.
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At least she got a lot of internet attention Mission accomplished
>>525814094reminds me of the guy sticking his fingie in to a lion and getting the whole tendon yoinked out
>>525814094White woman moment
King Shark is a shark
>>525815822her future e-begging website and amputee niche fetish onlyfans account will make her a multi-millionaire soon so it's all good. don't send her a clapping emoji though or invite her to sushi - that's rude and a no-go.
>>525814094Women go apeshit with things like bugs and snakes but then think Apex predators like bears or sharks are friendly like their Disney movies
>>525814094Modern problems can be boiled down to women thinking they are immune to consequences.
there's a fucking pysop spread by environmentalist where they keep repeating that sharks and wolves are completely inoffensive to humans.
i blame marvel rivals for this. women are going nuts for that pitbull shark nonsense
Meanwhile, men:https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1qa3y3h/this_kid_calmly_removes_a_fishing_hook_from_a/https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/comments/1pw4caa/a_group_of_men_carefully_remove_a_hook_from_a/
>>525816077that's a really good point. disney probably never romanticized snakes and spidersshows how utterly programmable women arereal women think spiders are cute because they're small
>>525814094It's the sharks fault, if there's anything I've learned from the media it's that women can't be held responsible for putting themselves in dangerous situations.
>>525816375Don’t be ridiculous, it’s men’s fault
>>525814094> reasons why women live longerRemember that everything the media says about men is female projection.
>>525816428indirectly because she did this to impress us
>>525814094>The fuck baby shark gonna d-....O-OH MY SCIENCE
>>525814094She was clearly reminded of her pitbull back home and thought it was a sea doggo
>>525814094Live by the shark, lose hands by the shark?
>>525814094>The 55-year-old womanIt doesn't seem to matter how old they are, does it. When women are socially engineered to be idiotic, they often tend to stay that way.
>>525814094BREAKING: WOMEN ARE DUMB!In other news, water is wet.
that's not what mudshark is supposed to mean
>>525816363Nupol christkike posters blaming Christianity for the consequences of industrialization will never not be funny.
I can't believe this doesn't happen more often I live in Alaska and watching women walk up to bears and moose to take selfies is fucking amazing. They will also try to put their hands in the mouths of halibut and sharks to take stupid pictures or get out hooks, it's incredible.
>>525816515LOLOLOLOLOL, oh fuck, you got me good.
>>525814094This reminded me of when trannies became obsessed over a shark plushie a few years back for no reason at all
>>525816428white men's fault*
>>525814094Just catching up on last years news eh? Fucking weird man
>>525815704Why are they like this they can't even control or train their dogsI used to be a leftist then centrist then right wing now back to center and I can't stand them
>>525814094One hand I can understand, but both? How the fuck was she positioned? The mechanics of it don't make sense unless she just stuck both hands in its mouth which doesn't make sense for a selfie.
>>525815997what the fuck !
>>525816741Nupol capitalist posters blaming industrialization for the consequences of jews will never not be funny.
>>.Therr are 100 idiot men for every idiot woman who do stupid shit that gets them infamy or a Darwin award.Males and their XY-chomo-somes do the dumbest shit, even dumber than XXers.
>>525814094I could have saved her.
>>525816757>>525814094I've seen women squat next to Komodo dragons to take selfies just moments after it swallowed a whole monkey. It was insane to me. I thought men were supposed to be the reckless ones and women were risk averse?
>>525814094I guess it's not just zoomer filming themselves while building is on fire.Whatever is causing people not perceive danger must be dealt with
>>525814541I hope she took out travelers insurance because that shit is NOT covered by US health plans, including any care she needs for the rest of her life.
>>525814094Lmao cock carousel ringing roastie whore REKT
>>525814094Women
>>525816322>baby sharkyou are a fucking retard
>>525814094Ya know the thing about a shark’s eyes, Chief? They got dead eyes, black eyes like a doll’s eyes. Ya could lose yerself in those eyes. Such pool eh vulnerability. Don’t think I ain’t thought about it, Chief - a girl like me an’ a shark like him, how would it even work? But I know I ken change ‘em, Chief.
>>525814094You gotta hand it to her, that was pretty dumb.
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>>525814094>was severed mid-way down her forearmDo bullsharks have enough psi and grip in their bite to chomp down clean off a forearm?
>>525814094Self preservation and accountability are two things women do not possess apparently.
>>525817002King Shark is a shark. How is it even possible you didn't know this?
>>525817032No there aren’t
>>525817220She's gonna have to learn how to jerk men off with her feet.
>>525817032post claws
>>525814541AI texts are like globohomo art
>>525816989>women>making sensepick one
>>525817494They also lack logic, rationality, and self awareness.
>>525816989>shark is weakened from being on land, choking>put one hand near shark, other on phone for heckin' cute selfie>I'm saving the world!! >shark latches on to hand>doesn't cut it clean off due to lack of strength>use other hand to try and free first hand>shark grabs both hands>????>profit
>>525816989Apparently, she reached in to get her phone back.
>>525814094This really bites. The situation clearly got out of hand.
>>525817190Sorry tranny. She's Canadian. She will receive death
>>525814094Can death by selfie or injury by selfie be an official statWomen need a W in something
My Mom almost did this once. She was at the beach and she saw a fin in the water >Dolphin! She cried out in childish delight as she ran into the shallow water chasing after the cute little flipper baby It was of course a shark
>>525814094does that mean there are photographs of this dumb bitch getting reality checked by a fucking shark?>this is gonna be so awesome>I'm gonna look so cool>Everybody's gonna love me>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING>YOU CAN'T BITE MY HANDS OFF>I'M THE MAIN CHARACTEEEEEEER
>>525817959might not be a win if india is allowed to compete
>>525817959They would lose to all the pajeet train selfies
>>525814337Last Summer an Italian biker was eaten by a bear in Romania because he wanted to feed it and make selfies. The bear had cubs.Men think they are the crown of evolution and therefore can handle a bear with their Alpha presence.No, it's ist people being retarded and social media addicts
>>525814094I am truly stumped by this. Couldn't someone lend her a hand? We are all barely treading water and you guys make jokes?
>>525817395and of course it's india
>>525818159Mama mia, look at those hands, that dude is chubbier than a goblino mexiamericano... If I was a bear I'd wanna eat that walking meatball too
>>525818338last picmodern peopleam I right?
>>525818159We have no bears but if I see a wild anything with little ones I'm keeping my distance.Serves him right for being a dumb faggot.
>>525818584The thing is you won't always see the little ones nearby. They might be hiding. Smart thing is just keep distance from wild animals always. Respect them and appreciate from afar.
>>525814094Women...
>>525814094LMAO
>>525818484He didn't die instantly, he was mauled and then eaten alive.
>>525814094I love sharks, I think they are very cool animals
>>525818871yeah, that's what I dislike about Canoidea. They don't go for the neck, for a clean fast kill, but Canoidea start eating right away what they can grab.
>>525815820We need more AI vore
>>525816322I also have a nice fish hook story>Hung over still half drunk Father awakens me at 5 AM demanding my help>Has a sock hanging off his face he keeps cuddling with>When he woke up and put his socks on there was something in the sock bothering him so being a big brain he decided to use his teeth and bite it out>It was a fish hook that is now caught in both the sock and his lip>Proceeds to bleed and complain and call me worthless for not being able to pull it out without ripping his lip openSometimes I miss that dead retard
>>525814094based sharky
>>525818159To be fair, this wouldn't have happened if he were a female.
>>525814094I still don't understand the logistics of this. Did she put both of her hands out right in front of it or what? I can't see the pose that would be used to get a selfie that would expose both arms like that, especially in shallow water. Wtf actually happened?
>>525814541Leaf moment
>>525819681see >>525817807I bet a month's pay on it she reached in for her phone
>>525817157men do dangerous things because they know it's dangerous, women do dangerous things because they think it's safe
yum
>>525814337not even remotely close but a few years ago behind the bar i’m washing glasses and this chick i’m working with is standing next to me and for some reason leans down and her hair got caught in the barmaid glass cleaner and it yanked her around and i think about it all the time shit was hilarious
>>525814094It was most likely an accident. Sharks eat fish and that gals snatch probably smelled like hot tuna. Many such cases.
>>525814094Did the shark survive?
This is why you need a shark maid
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>>525821239
>>525820969We'll probably kill the shark dude it pisses me off. We killed two mountain lions because some bitch walked around a forest alone and ate her. These animals don't ask for this they are just hungry.
>>525821276And there you have it!
id choose the shark, too
>>525814094I thought I told that Shark...Don't bite the hands that feed-you...Sharks been hanging-out with Jewish Gangsters again?
>>525814094should have bit her face
>>525814094I want to blast the old el paso advert with the kid saying>por qe no los dos?>BUH. DAH. DAHDAADUMTo her
>>525815997Street sharks were cooler
>>525814094That bear versus man meme really pissed me off. It's rare that something actually gets to me but this shit was really insulting. I've seen so many instances of bitches basically claiming that 90% of men are rapists and that they would prefer the bear. It's disgusting. You girls are going to pay for that. You girls are all going to spend the next three decades undergoing collective psychological punishment for that. We're going to see to it that nobody ever forgets that this happened and just how stupid women are. This is going to be used as ammunition against you over and over and over again. It won't ever stop. You bitches really fucked up this time with this shit.
>>525820222That's not funny. That's sad :(. I hope she made a full recovery.
>>525814094holy kek
>>525817340one could say hands down, the dumbest.
>>525816322>muh redshit link guise
>>525814094I blame all the Hippie NatGeo media nonsense portraying sharks as some endangered, misunderstood and lovable creature and not an apex predator up the food chain from humans.
>>525818871>He didn't die instantly, he was mauled and then eaten alive.Thats teh thing, bears are not "precise" killers, they often maul their preys and eat them alive. Unlike felines and canines that will a 100% bite your neck or head off killing you in a short time. Being killed and eaten by a bear in comparison is WAY WAY worse.
>>525814337GIRL POW- ACK
God has a funny way of teaching retards lessons. Can't take selfies anymore without hands! lmao.
>>525814541If this was me I would honestly ask for MAID.
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>>525818296saaaaaar this is Pakistani man in Pakistan saaar
>>525816730Kek!Came here to post this
>>525814094Do you think the shark is scared, because her friends are texting like crazy, and the shark doesn't know what's happening inside of him?
>>525817002favorite version of this character has gotta be the suicide Squad movie , followed by the version from that Harley Quinn cartoon,
>>525814541Someone should tell these retards that the coolest selfies are the ones you take as you're plummeting 40 stories into concrete.
>>525816375Of course he ate her hands. Look what she was wearing.
New incel thread just dropped!
swimming in chainmail sounds like it'd weigh you down , but if I suddenly got the wild bug up my butt to go cuddle with Jaws for a pic, I'd be glad I had it.
>>525814094Women would rather sit in a pile of shit, smear it around and on themselves while calling it accountability, than fix their behavior. Woman minds are sub 50 iq.Avoid the bad ones. Claim the good ones.
>>525825670>breaks all of your ribs with a slight nibble
>>525817395this retard not only lost the finger, he also lost the whole tendon
>>525817157idk how my brain thought that was an image of two ant eaters performing intercourse
>>525825766it have to be a pretty big one to get'em all in one nibble, , to those cats that can wear that stuff and swim with them all the time ,more power to ya. but those guys know what to expect from these animals and how they react.
>>525814337Wind blows, rain fall. It only nature running it's course.
>>525814094If you don't eat the shark to demonstrate dominance, you're doing it wrong
>>525818159Dumbasses who love to post selfies on social media kinda deserve this when it happens
>>525814094Shit like this just makes my fucking day:) Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>525814541>>What ended up happening was the complete opposite of a Kodak moment.Sounds exactly like a Kodak moment to me.
>>525819969Excellently put
>>525814094King Leopold reincarnated as shark?
>>525814094>https://www.vice.com/en/article/woman-tried-to-take-a-selfie-with-a-shark-and-lost-both-hands/>posting a link to an article from 6 months ago that was written about some stupid shit that happened a year agoWho fucking cares? People are stupid and do stupid things. This is not news.
>>525817496i wss quoting the guy when they see him in jailhilarious scene
>>525829844He has never been happier.
>>525829844lel
>>525814094Many such cases
>>525814094Clap clap for the handicap
>>525834201>battleSo a croc was eating a shark?
>>525823734it's a primitive and instinctive form of food preservation the more successful predators do>food starts rotting the moment it dies>instead maul it badly enough that it can't move fast or far, then leave it alive as long as possible while taking bites out of it>even if it tries to crawl away it will leave a sniffable trail of blood or other bodily fluids to wherever it hides
>>525834276>So a croc was eating a shark?It varies, i've only seen a handful of croc vs shark fights personally, most of the time it just comes down to size and who catches who off guard. If there is a fight they don't tend to last long, interestingly though you will see sharks and crocs just hanging out together hunting the same smaller fish, plenty to go around so they don't need to compete.When there is a fight *most* of the time it's a bigger croc fucking up a smaller shark, but every so often a big shark will get a good bite in on a croc but he won't actually eat it.
>>525817395was the lion playing or something? I thought it would be able to take a finger easier, but somehow it was so much effort it ripped out the entire tendon
>>525818159>be eurocucks>see a dangerous wild animal pull out phone>be normal person>see a dangerous wild animal pull out weapon, plan feastThese modern people are genetic dead ends and the only thing keeping them alive is classism because the upper class can afford as many mercenaries as it takes to always make it never worth fucking around.
