>I'm here for the job interview!
Is the job sucking cocks?
>>525823123I'd hire an unironic /pol/tard (White of course) over a zoomer or gen alpha.
>>525823123it's literally just a clean fade, you're just mad he actually has a hairline.
>>525823311And a perm.
>>525823123No one has broccoli anymore grandpa, we now rocking mullets and burst fades>>525823311This
>>525823504
>>525823311Brown
>>525823123>where do you see yourself in 6-7 years
>>525823123Knowing Zoomie, he'd have his mom with him too for the interview.
>>525824422most photos of the zoomer cut are the whitest kids, you retard
>>525823123Nigger worship haircut
>>525823123You're hired bro
>>525824864Yes with the brownest hairstyle as possible.
>>525825322zoomer girls call you unc
>>525823311Lmao I bet you’re a virgin
>>525824864We don't sign our posts here
>>525823123>You're hired son. We need fresh blood added to the ranks of... I mean, to work in a young, dynamic team.
>>525823123>OP faggot can't stop spamming /pol/ with photos of gay bottoms so einfach ist das
>>525823311>he actually has a hairlineHe doesn't know...
>>525823123>Im here the the job type shit fr fr not that serious bro youre doing too much senpai
>>525824562where do you see your company in 6-7 years
>>525823123This is a completely fake and hypothetical scenario because nobody would ever call this idiot up for an interview. Nobody hires zoomers. Back when we used to take resumes I felt really bad for the zoomers who would drop on off because I knew their resume was going right in the garbage. (Not actually in the garbage because you can't do that but they would go into a folder into the back of the filing cabinet and never see the light of day ever again).Zoomers are just socially retarded, mentally retarded, and even physically retarded. Hiring one is just inviting nothing but problems. They're not worth the risk or the trouble.
>>525823123No different than the mop, curtains, mullet, bowel...The hair cut of the commons is nothing more than that; it is a sign of conformity under external influences, and understanding this you can use them as a drone. No, this haircut, or any "in" haircut is not a deterrent, rather a mark that creative roles (actual creative thinking) are not for them.
>>525823123There's a verse in the Bible I never understand. "Thou shall not shave the corners of your hair"Is this what it says not to do???
>>525823123I have a coffee shop and I reluctantly hired one of these broccoli heads. He turned out to be my best reliable employee. All the girls my wife hired wants days off and stand around on their cell phones.