https://x.com/marionawfal/status/2010739799477354900?s=46
what does this means? venezuela was like that but still there also could mean they are literally alone? like theres no more trades even between allies??
>>5258254641 USD = 42k IRN (Friday)1 USD = 1M IRN (Monday)The currency literally collapsed and it's worth 1% of what it was worth last weekit's basically toilet paper
>>525825601ive been thinking they may tried to choose for a war economy(i mean free money to mil companies) but havent find news saying something like that
>>525825201They will switch to Yuan
>>525825601>buy infinite Iranbucks with 0 Euros>exchange for infinite dollars>become richest man in the worldgive me one (1) reason this wouldn't work
>>525826142literally the transgender of kike money scams
>>525825201This is the only reason why I think Iran might finally be done for. Nobody cares if they kill a couple whores but money? Yeah people will care.
>>525825201Hi, mossad
How can you have an IQ above 100 and defend the Iranian regime? I think there is a quote from Khomeini that economics are for donkeys. Exactly the kind of words I want to hear from my leaders.
>>525826569
>>525825201>against the Europack it up, it's a nothingburger
>>525826634Source: trust me bro
>>525825201>go to Iran with zero dollars>exchange it for a trillion IranBucks>buy everything and become new Shah of Iran
>>525826634We wuz intelligent and shieet
Jews did this and they'll do it to you too.
>>525825201>iranians cant buy dollars or eurosoh no
>>525825201This is why you don't lose your precious-metal backed currency. Buy gold and silver.
>>525825601 that's their currency valued against the american dollarnow show the value of their currency with their actual trading partners
>>525825201Now go and actually try buy Iranian moneys with all the sanctions and stuff.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TOTAL PERSIAN BUTTPLUGDEATH!!!
>>525826876Why its literally worthless
>>525826142>>give me one (1) reason this wouldn't workyou cant buy the iranbucks with euros, you'd have to convert it into another currency first, and that currency would have a normal value against the iranian currency
>>525825201Let this be known, this is what happens when you cross the jews
>>525826915only in the dollar and euro marketsthis is why russia still has an economy with positive growth
>>525826142Look up how get rial first.
>>525826876>>525826915>buy oil>send to refinery>paid sanctions>resell maybe you can get profits
>>525826221I don't believe in Gender she is a woman because she has XX chromosomes simple as
Not even dead shitcoins hit zero that fast, because bots and speculators step in. This is clearly manipulation directly from the exchange entities. They are probably not allowing the trade at all.
>>525825601This means I can afford to buy a young 16 yr old Persian wife right?
>>525825201It just mean that the jewish banks refuse to let goyim exchange euro for shitskin bux.
If you want to cause mayhem without much trouble, just ensure the Iranians have free internet using Elon Musk's satellites. This will cause the regime to lose even more control.
>>525825201>>525825601>1 USD = 42k IRN (Friday)>1 USD = 1M IRN (Monday)>The currency literally collapsed and it's worth 1% of what it was worth last week>it's basically toilet paperIsn't that just the foreign exchange rate managed by their own iranian central bank not in the global rothschild system?As long as the internal economy holds, foreign currency theoretically doesn't matter.The north korean won probably has an exchange rate of 0 too for foreign money, because a non-north korean cant do shit with that money, but that doesn't mean its worthless in north korea for north korean citizens.A devaluation of several thousand percent like >>525825601 only happens INTERNALLY if the government is retarded and starts printing money like crazy.I somehow doubt that the Iranian government 100x their currency in circulation in a single weekend.If they didn't, and everyone still gets paid the same amount of IRN as before, then as a non-globalist rothschild vassal you can literally just ignore that number and do business as usual.Thats just the external foreign exchange rate, which doesn't really matter if you either have raw resources to exchange, like oil, or are mostly self sufficient in terms of resouces. Both apply to Iran.Its not like there was a bunch of international money from western jews invested into iran anyways.
Google probably just changed some values in their DB & it’s fakeThey don’t even have a central bank
>>52582560142000 was a fake subsidized rate. The Iranian government recently decided to stop that practice: https://www.iranintl.com/en/202601016383The actual exchange rate didn't change that much, it was already 1 USD = 1M IRL in September: https://alanchand.com/en/currencies-price/usd
>>525825201QUICK, BUY IT ALL, IT'S FREE
>>525826499No shit just go look at all the BBC spam on /b/
>>525825201You lost.TKD
>>525825201> the euro is now worthless in IranGreat job, Europe. Stunning victory, as always.
>>525826142>Rial worth zero>exchange for money from zero valueAre you retarded?
Kikes and jeets lost
The protests have already been contained thanks to Russian tech. All starlink-operating cells are now in jail. Watch the currency recover in a week.Now it's time to buy rials to make a forex killing
>>525826569JIDF bot on display. just disconnect yourself mkey
>>525825201TIME TO BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>525825464>what does this means?Jews control the money markets. They set whatever price they want.
>>525826142>exchange for infinite dollarsJews won't let you.
>>525829504It only has zero value in euros so as an European I can obtain infinite rials and then exchange them for one millionth of infinity dollars
Fresh cope. Hot off the presses straight from Tel Aviv. This is spam post 3 out of 40. Hasbara boss should be happy with this one.
>>525826634Why Muslim if so smart?
FUGG
>>525830090An unarmed genius will follow whatever religion the goatfucker with an ak tells him to
>>525825201How can I buy some iranina currency
>>525826499Thanks for info, uncle Seselj!
>>525830134Oy vey id's like anodda shoah
>>525825601Since all fiat is going to zero, how much silver, gold, minerals, and that little thing called oil does Iran have?I'm guessing lots.How about Europe?I'm guessing not so much.
>>525830134>Holocaust II>Implying Holocaust I
>>525826569It's funny, you (((retards))) have done such a sickeningly bad job of shilling against Iran, /pol/ now thinks Iran is whiter than all things nafo.Nice work retards, nice work.
>>525825601it just means nobody is exchanging those two currencies, you retarded niggergo and try to buy everything in iran if your money is so "valuable"
>>525826634>China has most intelligent people in the world>entire nation of scam artist failures and genocidal psychopathic communistskek, showing some real validity to the test there!
>>525825201Well you sanctioned them obviously it will hit zero. Is this guy economically illiterate?
>>525826499According to people like Crooke and Freeman the protests are actually about the economy, that's the only organic aspect. Israel and the US are just highjacking the narrative to try and make it seem like what Iranians want is a return to foreign puppet rule, which is completely retarded
>>525826634>4000 sample sizeYou are either a baiter or a dumb guy.
>>525830007Okay, I am retarded. Still sounds like Jewish fuckery though.
>>525831361No you would make massive amounts of losses just to transport that amount of currency.
>>525825201Kikes love to humiliate their enemies while they are beating them down, they will obfuscate the fact they have been destroying them economically in every way possible with the help of their rabid golems and they will blame them for it. The kike cries out in pain as it strikes you.
>>525825201I offer to buy all existing Iranian currency for 10 euros, take it or leave it
lol lmao
>>525825201Yeah, that is why there is an insurrection. >>525826109China has strict currency controls.
>>525825201yeah i called this when it began. picrel.
>>525826109they won't allow Iran to do that. it'll drag them down aswell. the leftoids are completely illeterate on everything.
>>525831361It's just troll maths because it wouldn't be allowed in the real world
>>525826499hi muckmoomud
>>525826142You dont understand the rules of Jewish Calvinball.>place bet>outcome you predicted happens>Jews take your house anywayThe only winning move is not to play
>>525826142do it abdulyou hacked the matrix
>>525826569Because Iran hates Israel and any non Jew with an IQ over 100 should as well. It's like the enemy of my enemy is my friend logic.You know damn well that the next leader will be some kike-loving puppet if the West has their way.
BUY BUY BUY
>>525827265Sounds like you can afford an entire harem. You don't even have to be Muslim to get 72 virgins all to yourself.
>>525831090i guess you could try a yolo option on forex market that expires in a couple days to see if it comes back up
>>525825201currencies are fake and gaytrade and resources are the only things that matter
>>525825201Why is it assumed that this is a mark against Iran and not the Euro?
>>525827500they have already jammed that shit days ago
The should raise more flags as revenge. But seriously... Wtf are they doing? They're like sitting inert ducks
>>525827265Iranian teens tried to make contact with me when I was in Karaj. I didn’t react though.
>>525826142too based for this board
>>525825601KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!NOT LIKE THIS, NICKSISTERS! IRAN STRONG! LE BASED AYATOLLAH WILL TECH DA JOOOOOOOOOOOS A LESSON IN TWO MORE WEEKS!! AMERICA BAD AND IT'S LE GREAT SATAN! ISLAM IS THE LIGHT!
>>525825601Not really. It has worth within the country. Oh no you can't exchange it with a Jew owned central bank.
>>525830910no bro you don't understand, the computer said their currency has 0 value so it has 0 value, because the computer said soso if they want to sell their natural resources they will have to give them away for free because the currency is at 0, sucks to be iran LOL
>>525835798>sanctions themWhat are you doing?>sabotage them Why are you doing this? >block them from trading with the worldWhat is happening? >bomb themWhy do you do this? >subvert them into revoltingSeriously why? In short, kill every kike.
Let’s buy their houses for some scraps and start a /pol/ community.
>>525826142you're supposed to buy high and sell low
>>525830007one millionth of infinity is still infinity
>Mario Awful screechingWasn't this guy a crypto scammer?
>>525826142As retarded as this sounds, this actually happened, and in the US of all places. There existed something called the continental dollar back in the days of the revolution, it pretty much became worthless after the war, but the soldiers were still payed in continental dollars. Some (((good willed))) people offered to take them off of the soldiers in exchange for food or amenities. The new US government eventually decided to take them for pennies on the dollar, and those people made bank because they had literal crates of worthless continental dollars.
>>525837228Thanks man, I didn't know that. You Brahmin immigrants are so smart and wise
>>525831113Show us the US math competitions again
>>525826569>quote from KhomeiniYou diaspora boomer cunts need to die already. Just accept it madar jende, you are NEVER coming back home. You will die in GHORBAT and be buried there. Enjoy the rest of your miserable life as a rapefugee ;)t. Persian who does not swallow jew cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>>525825201So, time to buy?
>>525825201You can't do shit without the internet. Streets are already empty since glowniggers/Soros can't coordinate with their agitators on the ground.
>>525836707t. >>>/biz/
>>525826569God, it's almost like glowniggers employ actual niggers to do their shilling psyops. Now when I'm thinking of it, they probably employ Jeets, which is basically the same thing.
>>525826499>You're telling the truth? Well you're JEWISHthis board might be the stupidest on the fucking planet lmao
>>525826634Come on dude, this reads like those Indians that post an infographic saying women love them. This is pathetic.
>>525825201How can we profit from this?
>>525826569Bot
>>525825201This proves the world system is centralized in places like the IMF and that gold and silver are actual money, while rials and dollars are fiat currency
>>525830007How do you think money exchange works?
>>525826634I thought the internet was out in Iran how come you get to shill? Im telling your higher ups what you have open in your other tab
>almost no trade between euro or burger shekel and iranian coin>stock market says it's now worth 0 out of the sudden just because the color revolution failed>SEE! IRAN HAS COLLAPSED(((you))) already tried this with russia and it failed too.
>>525825201so, where can I buy every single Rial for 0€? Sounds like a solid investment.
>>525831141He's a paid shill
>>525825464We are moving Iran to OTC Pink Sheets where it will not be tradable on Robinhood.
>>525830977Personally I'm a fan of Holocaust V, I-III's CGI were really underwhelming I like practical effects
>>525830910>Since all fiat is going to zeroThis is what retarded /pol/faggots actually believe lmao
>>525839055Paper the entire interior of your place in Rial. Bet you won't. Pussy.
BUY BUY BUYNow is the time to invest in IranBUY LOW SELL HIGH
>>525836585>Outdoors staircaseSimply why
>>525826634i thought it was 85 like other arab and latinx nations
>>525825201yeah total organic guys
>show up to exchange with a pennyYes I'd like ALL the Iranian money please
>>525825201>>525825601Iran is Zimbabwemaxxing. Everyone is a trillionaire
>>525826846Kek A sheet of 1 ply toilet paper is more expensive.
>>525839995Dog shit is worth more than ayatollah coins
>>525826142nice, a /biz anon. Ignore the salty chuds replying to you, you found the infinite money glitch. Act fast and enjoy the riches anon, report back to us from your private island
>>525825201same will happen to bitcoin
>>here everyonea jew being hit by a bus!
People like this can run for office or shut the fuck up. Nobody cares to hear this midget looking fuck bitch and moan all day. So glad influencers are going out of fashion.
>>525839830>Yes I'd like ALL the Iranian money pleasekek>NOOOOO YOU SHOULDN'T THINK ABOUT IT, JUST TAKE THAT IT'S BAD NEWS TO IRAN, THE ENEMY OF iSRAEL!>OY VEY>WE'VE GOT ONE THAT CAN SEE HERE
>>525825201It's called Rial? Like in Brazil? If your "currency" has some bullshit name like Re/ial or Peso or Bolivar it will go to 0
>>525843008shut up Rajeshgo touch a high voltage wire or something
>>525843112Macaco nigger I'm telling you sell that shitty currency called Real and buy Dollars, or just like Iranians you will have 0 savings in the near future.
>>525843353kek I was looking for this one webm>based officer Chud and officer Manlet dealing with the negroes
>>525825201What a fucking retard.>durrrrr if you round a small number, it can round to zero, that means it's actually zero!More like Mario NawFAIL amirite?
>>525826142cool it with the anti-semitism
>>525825201Who controls the currency exchange? The same central bank with its fingers in 180+ countries?Kikes are desperate
>>525826634they cant be that smart if theyre worshipping a jew
>>525825201Exchange rates are more Jewish trash.Like InterestIt's all a fake system controlled by JewsNoone really believes that the iranian riyal is worthless inside Iran.OP is a psyop merchant from Langley and you are dumb for believing him and his Jewish masters.
>>525828275/b/ has been dead for at least 15 years.
>>525825601It's worth 4.2% of what it was according to your figures.
>>525846908>>>/b/absolutely no reason to go there, 100% botposting only >>>/pol/ remains
>>525834371Idiot kike
>>525839665If the Jews have this power why haven't they used it against anyone else?
>>525849161They manipulate currencies every fucking day since long before you were born. Babylonian money magick is the root of all their power.
>>525846503you make some compelling points
>>525825201Just proves all fiat currency is fake and that jews can arbitrarily make it worth 0 at a push of a button.
>>525825201Totally organic and the free market correcting for bad business practices.....Horseshit, Kike banks turned off the international tap for Iran, because they want Greater Israel before 2030, but they're not sure their dogs will be able to get the job done.
>>525825464It’s not actually worth zero. It’s worth $0.00000000001, so if you control the entire Iranian treasury you can still trade it for about $200.
>>525826685It’s so simple yet it works.
Is there any way to buy Iranian currency from the US? I guess the odds are against them, but if they pull through, might be good arbitrage.
>>525825201>I'll take 10 trillion rials please>here's my 0€, that should cover it
>>525826109they will switch to gold.It has begun (unless they have to complete these captchas to do it, in which case it will never happen)
>>525825201>>525825601Why are Muslims incapable of running or maintaining a society? The easy answer is "it's the consequences of the American Military Industrial Complex destabilizing the Middle East" but I think the actual answer is Middle Easterners and Muslims are just genuinely retarded. Every Muslim country is a shithole ran by borderline retards from the top down. The only "nice areas" of Islamic countries is due to oil money and literal slave labor propping up overrated tourist areas.
EVERYBODY STAY CALM
>>525851558Well if your currency were to be backed by precious metals... like a gold or silver certificate...
>>525826142who the fuck is going to give you any iranian currency. who even has infinite iranian currency
>>525838305Shut the fuck up you gay kike
So get the entire Iranian currency for 0, wait for it to raise even just a penny and you can sell it all for a profit.
>>525825601>>525825201They now sell it as toilet paper at costco
>>525854271>TURST TEH PALN
>>525826142This actually happens, unironically.Why do you think kikes buy trashed bonds at pennies on the dollar before some agreement is reached. It's a free money machine to them.
>>525857273OK but like where is all the big beautiful cav¡ar ca$h