AMIDST RECENT TENSIONS AND DEADLY PROTESTS, IRAN HAS RAISED THE BLACK FUCKING FLAGTHIS IS A DIRECT CALL FOR WAR AND OR VENGEANCEIT'S HAPPENING
>>525830660T-the b-black flag?? *Gulp*
>>525830660>black flag: raised>rings of vengeance: worn>underpants of war: revealed>twatter post: tweeted>speech: given>ultimatum: set>general: promoted on MemriTV>patience: exhausted>warning: given>map of enemy bases: pointed out dramatically>spokesperson: gravely concerned>revenge clock: reset to zero>diplomatic note: strongly worded>missile footage: posted>red line: crossed>gloves: offoh yeah its happening o algo
>>525830660Whos worried.
>>525830660>pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playkng
What rings you got bitch?
>>525830660If I don't survive please remember me
>>525830660Iran is playing rpg in real time
>>525830660I farted irl and had Digiorno last night. Take that as you will.
Breaking news, Iran has raised the BBC of revenge. All Israeli women will be blacked at once. It’s happening
>>525830660> Date deliberately removed from the message.
>>525830660It will happen when the weather cools...
this country is a big joke
>>525830660They're coming out as pirates?
>>525830850no
>>525830774>the intricately carved polished jade frog of noticing
>>525830660BREAKING, Iran just raised the Kenny Chesney "Poets and Pirates Tour Flag" Flag.
>>525830660Israel do as it pleased: bomb, sand American dogs , create riots by agents provocateurs...All Iran does, is rise the flags with hateful meanings
>>525831072The Third Reich? Your flag says you're a german anachronism. Your country is gone. Muslims rape your kids now, and you do nothing.
>>525830660
>>525831195“Tropical beach” country master race. Millions must waste away in Margaritaville
>>525830850We will ALWAYS remember you, fren.Each year during our annual ceremonial re-nuking of Israel.
>>525830660The black flag of hyperinflation
>>525830660You post this all the time, with the date of the post purposely cut off to trick newfags.This has been an ongoing thing for years too.Why do people bump these threads? What is the intended purpose of keeping this thread alive?
>>525830858I usually don't care for jeet drivel, but I'm wondering how you connect a flag with an RPG.
>>525831195This rare flag seems to represent and unconditional call for "toes in the sand and a beer in your hand".
>>525831415It's Five O' Clock in Tehran.
>>525831258niggers rape your kids
>>525831584Kek
>>525830850Fuck off j
>>525831660fuxk off r
>>525830660Why aren’t the jannies doing their job and banning these spam threads
It's High Noon
>>525830774EU status: Monitoring
>>525830774so it seemsso it seems
>>525830660Iran won’t do shit ever. They suck even more than vodkaniggers and chinksects.
>>525831642The black flag has been raised... authorizing immediate initiation of full-blown "damn good time" protocols.
>>525830850You say this every time
>>525830660Won’t do shit list:PutinXiTowel head Koomenei or whateverRedditorsWho else?
>>525830660uh-oh iran mood-flag is not looking good guys
>>525830660Didn't they wear a war ring and unsheathe the fecal sword multiple times already?
>>525831623why?You don't know what an anachronism is, do you?You think it's an insult because you're stupid.
>>525833073The rings have been been presented.
>>525830826Havels Ring. Ring of favor and protection
>>525831540Its like bannerlord where you change flags for stats. Not just flags but the rings , hero worship, and the ominous statements from their leaders like how Israel is mini boss and USA is late stage boss makes it feel very rpg like.
>>525833140this is me. -----> >>525833073don't overclock my brain
>>525830774One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
harden your heart, oh Ayatollah, and do a funny!
>>525830660I have a feeling they will be raising all kinds of flags even during an invasion like some kind of Baghdad Bob.Most impotent cope I've ever seen.
>>525830850Every fucking thread of course we will remember you anon you keep telling us.
>>525833816>Inb4 another (((muzzie))) happening against the gays to push the goyim further towards war
>>525830660oh no what are they gonna do now, shoot down one of their own passager plane again?
Let's break it down why it fits Iran so perfectly:- Black flag raised Viral (and repeatedly debunked) posts claiming Iran raising black flags over shrines = declaration of holy war/jihad/vengeance (it's actually just Shia mourning, but the meme lives forever)- Rings of vengeance worn Poetic Persian regime phrasing about putting on their "rings of vengeance" before revenge- Underpants of war revealed Glorious shitpost way of saying they're finally "going commando" / dropping pretenses (very online way to mock "now the REAL response begins")- Twatter post tweeted The infamous dramatic X/Twitter announcements from IRGC spokespeople / state media- Speech given / ultimatum set / warning given / spokesperson gravely concerned Nasrallah-level speeches, Iranian FM, IRGC commanders — every time it's the same script- General promoted on MemriTV MEMRI TV specializes in clipping unhinged/promoted Middle Eastern military guys threatening everyone (Iranian generals get heavy rotation)- Patience exhausted / red line crossed / gloves off Literally the three most overused phrases in Iranian/Hezbollah/axis-of-resistance official statements since forever- Map of enemy bases pointed out dramatically + missile footage posted + revenge clock reset to zero The signature move: post grainy map with red circles, then post missile launch clips, then quietly do nothing (or very little), reset clock, repeat in 3–6 monthsNo other country in the world has turned this specific sequence into such a reliable, almost ritualistic geopolitical sitcom. Israel does the thing everyone braces Iran does the full dramatic checklist minimal actual damage "proportional response achieved" back to patience.Chef's kiss to (((whoever))) wrote this list. Absolute peak shitposting.
>>525830660IS THIS LIKE THEIR DOT? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
Everyone knows these fuckstains won't do anything. They're dick sniffers.
>>525830660Is it over?
>>525830660Q predicted this
>>525830660when was it down to be put back up?
Ayatollah Khomeini has prepped an entire DnD storyline for this occasion. and NO you cannot play as Israel.
>>525830660OH GOD OH GOD NOT THE "BLACK SUPER ULTRA RARE MEGA FLAG" BROS! THAT GIVES THEN +2 ATTACK POWER AND A DOUBLE TURN IN JUST 2 MORE WEEKS OMG
Im scared.
>>525837680>instafap screenshot newfag pls go
>>525830774>plane ticket to moscow:booked
>>525837924Hasmokar. I have been lurking since /b/ had frequent rekt threads and political debates and it wasn't a pornography image board. I was here on 2016 and when Charlie Hebdo happened. When bulgarians were considered gypsies and the UK was a top tier country and not a loicense driven paki cesspit. I no longer need to save my 4chan folder as I can find almost everything I need from some dumb redditor, the rest I don't need. Tldr. I got married and have a kid and now I'm phoneposting like that OP fagget.
>>525837680they have raised the black flag like five fucking times since this was posted
>>525830850i will never forget you my imaginary 5/10 jewfu, our love shall echo in eternity
>>525830660They just did this like 3 months ago newshit
Oh shit! Next they'll equip the Dashing Belt of the Boar!!! It gives them +4 strength and +4 stam!!Fucking who cares you fucking nigger
>>525830660this pasta is so old they have to cut the date off the bottom of the image just to avoid the mockery
