>never goes outside>has never worked a job in his life>doesn’t talk to anyone IRL>lives in absolute squalor>goes for months without showering>spends most of his life playing video games, yet is abysmal at them>his “political takes” are just whatever he’s fed on Twitter by the algorithm >essentially a bot with how predictable he is>”HOLY WOWZERS THIS GUY IS A POLITICAL GENIUS I WILL AGREE WITH WHATEVER HE SAYS”
>>525837376All of the popular political streamers are retarded
>another thread on assmadIt gets tiring when all you can do is yell and bitch over another person being successful for doing nothing
>>525837376every single one of your points are verifiably false
>>525837376and yet here you are, posting about him.
>>525837376Get back to work wagie
>>525837376>shills jewish psyops to kidsYou forgot that one
>>525837501TBF, all poltards are retarded.
U mad bro?
>>525837501>All of the popular political streamers are retardedfpbp
>>525837376what has he been wrong about
i read he only goes to that house to stream nowadays and he lives in a luxury apartment an hour or 2 away.
I see Hasan is now trying to get /pol/ to turn on himNOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY!Shock shock shock Shock My dog i cannot stop!
>>525837376Hasan he is never gonna suck your dick no matter how hard you glaze him here
OP sounds jealous that Asmongold is so based and popular and rich. OP sits there all day crying about how nobody gives him money for his stupid opinion. They can't figure out why they shower every day and still nobody cares, meanwhile Asmongold never showers until his BO ripens into a sentient funk and he gets all the attention and all the money and all the power while OP gets ignored. Sad. Many such cases.
>>525837376>has never worked a job in his lifehe has tho
>never goes outsideHe's the Roach King retard. Ever see a roach outside? Ever?
>>525837376He's dim fool for dim fool fans
>>525837376Hi Hassan, eat your dog yet for moving from her place when she wants to fucking stretch?
He used to work for the IRS you stupid potatonigger. That’s a great job in burgerland. Being a YouTuber just pays more.
>>525837376ONE POST1(1)
>>525837617Nah I'm posting about you
>>525837376>never goes outsideThere are vids of Asmongoloid going to Walmart to buy Dr. Pepper as recently as 2020.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HjkLCk1whZE&pp=ygUbWmFja3Jhd3IgZHIgcGVwcGVyIHNob3J0YWdl>has never worked a job in his lifeAsmongoloid worked for one year at the IRS and claims his boss wasn't impressed when he joked about bringing barbecued kittens as his contribution to a work potluck.I'm not an Assmangold fan either OP, but at least try to learn more about your target before pulling the trigger. It will make your position more believable.Since I practice what I preach and I do my homework, tell us OP, do you still have a rrestraining order on your ex gay lover? I hope you are staying safe either way fren.
>>525837376Based, he's actually relatable
>>525837376>has never worked a job in his lifeI thought he was a legacy IRS hire through his dad.
>>525837376how people are here in 2026 and cannot see fake popularity and people deliberately pushed by the system is beyond me
has asmongold ever addressed the night media shit
>>525838135
Asmon is a massive hypocrite. Just yesterday he was talking about how millennials are losers for not having children, but meanwhile his sperm is accumulating DNA damage (this starts happening around age 35) and he hasn’t even begun the process of finding a mate. If he ever manages to have kids they will likely be autistic
>>525839126Extorting people on behalf of the government is no more a real job than running a protection racket for your local gang
>>525839339The guy is a retard. Most millennials are already past the date for breeding.Gen z is the generation now but most of the men are incel.
>>525837376Not a fan at all but I know he worked for the IRS before becoming a streamer.
He can't even get his life together enough to get his hair cut. It's all stuffed behind his head in a gross mass with a giant clip.
>>525837376>makes faggot troons like OP seethe
>>525838135yea he also was assigned an israeli wife and is having his second kid with her.
>>525837376Oh my God, you fucking losers are the worst. I don't even think of these rat-faced trending ecelebs until one of you terminally-online faggots makes another thread about them. God damnit, go the fuck away or buy a fucking ad.
he has a degree in business and worked for the IRS
>>525837376he gets his political opinions from r/asmongold actually.He is a shitlib at heart just like elon musk.he recently endored this guy.
>>525837376same thing with styxhexenhammeryou cant tell lolcows from e-celebrities from hollywood celebrities from political commentators from cnn hosts form fox news hoststurns out they are all just retards running their mouths
>>525837376He is still wealthier than you, potato head.
>>525837376Asmon is based. I hope he has good security because every troon freak in the world is gunning for him.
>>525837376Man, I do not like YouTuber bullshit but even the surface level shit I know about that guy is enough to know everything but "lives in squalor" is outright wrong in your post.
>>525837376I get all my news about American issues from him.
>>525837376I love how, to this very day, people still think his set is his real room. It does explain a few things though.
i want to kill niggers, kikes, mudslimes and trannies as much as the next guy but that balding roach talking about politics is the most cringe shit i've ever seen
>>525837376and yet still accomplished more than you will in your entire life, fag
>>525837501ThisHe's predictable because he has common sense
he gets libs mad so hes alright
>>525837376>never goes outsidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXOm4XF-o5M
>>525837376The sad thing is that he probably has a hot gf. All of those "youtube gamer losers" are actually married or have a decent looking gf.
>>525837376Weird how the moment he started saying things even slightly rightwing there were threads here saying he's secretly leftie jew. Funny how easy it was to notice this.
>>525837376what else to they have?people are forming one way emotional connections to people that don't know they exist people who watch twitch and other people talk are the lowest of the lowest when it comes it brain function.they are seeking reaffirmation so they dont feel so lonely
>>525837501>All of the popular political streamers are retardedActors playing a role.
