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Choose wisely anon
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>>525840012
easiest 100k i'll ever make
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>>525840012
Do they have metal detectors?
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>>525840012
i'd try to impregnate elon's daughter (trans of course) and collect that sweet sweet child support
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>>525840012
Is this a Reddit vaxxoid joke?
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>>525840012
>$100,000 in cash or rid the world of few of the most parasitic people on earth
The hardest choices requires the strongest wills
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>>525840012
I would get autistic about niche sci-fi/fantasy movie ideas and they would either love or hate me
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>>525840012
We’re a bunch of socially inept neets.
Obviously, the cash is the only option here
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>>525840012
These posts are brown.
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>>525840012
>jackass smoking a cigar at a house party
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>>525840012
I have no real skills that are useful to these guys, so networking is out of the question.
With 100k, I can study all kinds of things and make a decent career for myself.
100k it is.
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>>525840012
I never attend parties so it makes no difference if it was $10m, $100k or just $1.
I will always take the money and have peace of mind.
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>>525840112
Asking the important questions here.
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>>525840012
How much ammo can I take to the party with me? I'd need enough bullets for all of them.
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>>525840012
Pay me nigga
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Will I be searched before being allowed to enter?
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anons, assuming they have a metal detector and you can’t bring any weapons in, which one would you strangle in minecraft first?
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>>525840012
I don't understand this fucking meme. Do people really think they'll get some sort of permanent networking with these people or some advice that's so profound and actionable that they'll be a billionaire too?

Is this an IQ test? Surely anybody not picking the money is retarded. I noticed a lot of retards think being close to rich people will somehow make them rich. It's like some superstition they believe in.
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>>525840012
100k cash, they would like me well enough at the party but I don't have a business idea to pitch to them.
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>>525840012
i would ask Mr. Huang for a job.
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>>525840048
Fpbp
/thread
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>>525840112
My Man....
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>>525841848
IDK but there's some pajeet on twitter(or multiple) who keep making these AI images of tech billionaires smoking cigars.
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>>525840012
>Not an Jeff Epstein party
No thanks. I'll take the money
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>>525840012
ill do free janitorial work
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>>525842207
jeets worship those above them. they are basically dogs.
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>>525840012
there is something about masonic prostitutes that is so predatory and vulgar that only a neurotic could find worth in it, no wonder they are praying on the "CEO".

I'd take 100 grand and ask for how much is the night from those two whores there, looks like that tan could kill any bacteria/fungus...
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>>525840205
Are you a fellow fem anon? You really want his girl dick?

$100,000 for me. I don't think I would like many of these people at the party.
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>>525840012
>Tim Apple face’ near those call girls
I hate prostitutes and faggots
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>>525840112
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>>525840012
Cash immediately, there would be a huge brawl if I was there for more than a few minutes.
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>>525840048
This. Like only a fucking idiot thinks he can "pick up some inside trade secrets" at the party only to go home and realize even if he picked up a secret he has zero capital to actually make a profit
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>>525840112
hello? Based department?
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>>525840012
Can i bring a weapon?
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>>525842575
>You really want his girl dick?
i take bussy anon. simple as. you can impregnate a bussy cant you? i havent been keeping up with the latest science.
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>>525840112
smartest guy in the room
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>>525840112
spbp
/thread
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>>525840012
I will take the money. I hate people and Don’t want to party with them.
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>>525840012
Let's be honest, nothing would change if a bomb killed everyone in that room.
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>>525840012
>go be around the kike elites
or
>get money that is basically 1/10th of what it was 10 years ago
i dunno bro. it's a hard decision to make. how would i benefit from being around those fags though? it's not like they would give me a job or something
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>>525841848
is is unironically the best post, and i only read it because i saw crows and i love crows.
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>>525843406
sell out your butthole to them so you can get $1 million at the party, you slut
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>>525843552
well, a lot of problems with that. one, i am not a degenerate. two, i am not a fag. three, i hate kikes. i doubt i could make it through their little thing without being kicked out for being antisemitic or something.
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>>525843552
but i do agree with your earlier post about the second post being the best as well as the first
>do they have metal detectors?
highest iq response in this thread
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>>525844036
Type Nigger, my good sir.
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>>525840112
Remember to short the market before going to the party.
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>>525840012
We all pay taxes so that Jews and their pets can live the high life without any physical risk to themselves in war.
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>>525840012
Why should I pick one when the girls got paid 100k to be at the party?
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>>525840012
Only if I get to spike every one of their drinks with GHB and LSD. Otherwise just give me the money.
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>>525840112
basadísimo peligrosísimo.
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>>525844287
type nigger, indeed, good sir
wish you and and everyone with a high iq good luck. personally my businesses are suffering because of all this AI bullshit going on, but i think we're gonna make it.
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what weapons can I bring
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>>525845351
>businesses are suffering because of all this AI bullshit
you draw faggots chinese cartoon characters that brap in each other's faces. don't you?
Are the farts brown or green?
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>>525841848
Women can try to get paid for affairs
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>>525840112
>Do they have metal detectors?
This
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>>525840012
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>>525840012
Serious guys this is a serious question...
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>>525840048
>>525840112
This is the only place on the Internet I feel like I belong
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Does that Nvidia fag wear that jacket everywhere?
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I ran track against one of the original founders of Facebook. He has a character in the social network and would’ve been a major one but his story was too boring lol
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>>525845579
i wish i was that retarded. nah i fix computers and electrical bullshit. decided right out of high school either military or electrical since i'd need it if the machines took over. thankfully i got proper firefight training from relatives of mine. i didnt join the military because fuck the 9/11 wars. and all zog wars for that matter. anyways thanks for reading my blog post... oh if it were me the braps would have to be green. the green is what all tards desire. it also indicates a slightly more fermented/pungent odor. nobody likes brown, not even browns.
anyways so when you go to a tech school, youre kind of retarded. the whole point of fixing shit is being able to study on the fly right? well, guess what ai did? the average pleb fixes their own shit because theyre too broke to have someone else do it. and the electrical, something happened during covid. they imported tons of beaners. they basically filled every small white town that was left with venezuelans, mexicans, el salvadorians.. yknow beaners... anyways my point is, we all got replaced by these supposed "american" companies in our "small town" as electricians (and any other trade for that matter since you need to be bilingual to do any service work anymore) (which i specialize in as you could imagine)
thanks again for reading my blog post
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>>525840112
The only question that merits an answer.
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>>525840012
$100,000 in cash
I'm not rich man groupie
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>>525840012
>100k or save the world
fuck yall gibs me datz
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>>525840012
Im Luigi’s cousin, let me in, keep your 100K$, making history is priceless.
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>>525840012
100 k cash thanks
>>525840112
kek
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>>525840048
pic related but at this party
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Money pls
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If nothing else, this is less pathetic than the “money or a chance to be a waiter” original.
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>>525840112
Take out some 0 day puts on the stock market to leave to your family.
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>>525840012
All you fuckers think you're gonna make connections or pitch some idea which will make you millions. Truth is they'll kick you out of the party immediately or steal your idea and have some kike kill you.
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It's a collection. Not a party.
Of bloodlines.
You will never be anywhere near, that...
No matter what you do. No matter what.
You, do not matter
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>>525840012
i take the party and a romanian as accompaniment
easy money
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>>525840012
Why would you choose to get raped by a bunch of techno-kikes over getting $100,000?
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>>525840012
Easy mercury fulminate and nitroglycol party, skips metal detectors, we are having a fire show with a liquid secondary explosive and a cig lighter
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>>525840112
If they did then I can't bring my Dragon Dildo collection with metal inserts, and especially not my anal beads because those will just set the metal detectors off like a mother fucker.
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>>525847634
That is known as Palantir but for strong arming or killing the ones below. A necessary apparati of the structure.
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>>525840012
I won't go to the party for free.
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>>525848239
They definitely do, they also have dogs that sniff explosives, just take the cash
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>>525840012
I'd take the 100 grand anon. Just chilling at a party with rich people doesn't mean they're going to give you a job or something.
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most of em are CIA asset

https://www.instagram.com/p/DRXAKh6DCaz/
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>>525840012
I'm going to that party. I could easily make way more than $100,000 just by sucking billionaire cock
Elon Musk got so much money he can drop a million for a sloppy blowjob like it's nothing
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>>525845449
Hydrogen cyanide since it doesn't have a smell, anyways, I am done triggering glowniggers here, bye
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>>525848362
Fyi Luigi used a 3D printed gun, undetectable. Only the brave belong to History books.
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>>525848362
>dogs that sniff explosives
That's not the only thing they will be able to smell.
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>>525848338
No it's you choose either get paid or go t......oh nevermind, wtf does it matter?
Shit thread.
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>>525840112
IMAGINE the 4k livestream.
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>>525848451
>I could easily make way more than $100,000 just by sucking billionaire cock

you deserve this kind of degradation, Jesus CHRIST
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>>525840012
this image is peak pajeet core
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>>525840112
>Do they have metal detectors?

I don't understand this "joke". I don't belong in this new pol era full of zoomer broccoli hair kids
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>>525842361
fuck you i tried this and now my bathroom floor is covered in beautiful crystals
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>>525840012
The answer to this question change with the time for some reasons
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>>525840012
gonna get ecoli and foreskin spit on you. I'll pass.
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>>525848667
>Brazilian flag acting like he's above it.
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>>525848710
>Allahu Ackbar joke
>zoomer
If anything this is a Gen X boomer joke, retard
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>>525840012
Party party here I come!
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>>525840012
>Chance to get 7 clean hits and go down as the greatest martyrer in history
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>>525848710
They use them to detected chrome molybdenum steel in gun receivers, since some guys want to 3D print some cope single shot hand cracking toys
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>>525848710
Retard.

AR-15 go dakka dakka dakka
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>>525840012
He couldn't have been more spot on whoever wrote the *I always knew there were evil billionaires intent on ruling the world, but I never expected them to be such losers*

You used to have the likes of Rockefellers, Rothschilds, oil magnates and whatnot. These guys look like total dweebs
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>>525840112
I kneel
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Who would turn down 100k? If you have ideas that are good enough to attract their attention, do it on your own and make your fortune.
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>>525848384
If they are like every other rich person, they are going to relieve you of any money that you are not using.

Rich people love money.
They can't stand it when poor people just use it for food and shelter, or dare to leave it sitting in a bank or something.
If you are not Jewing your money, rich people believe that you shouldn't have it.
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>>525840112
lol,this guy fucks
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>>525840048
100k or a week at an epstein party on the island 10 years ago when he was still low profile
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>>525840112
Hero we need but we dont deserve.
Godspeed anon.
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>>525840112
Can you bring a plus 1?
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>>525848419
>instagram link
you faggot
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>>525841037
>this is for windows 10
bill gates
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>>525849628
Only if you had a sub machine gun or an assault rifle with a shit load of ammo. He definitely hired some zogbots to guard that place, think pmc. You would probably have to be military and have buddy at your side to pull that off
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>>525840012
I’d go just to stab the elite Jews and globalist
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>>525849954
Suicide vest extra ball bearings
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>>525849954
ZOGbots aren't invincible
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>>525840362
Absolute Unit
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>>525843125
Based
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I think I hate every single person in this photo. The Bible warned me about people like them.
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>>525840012
100 grand. That entire party got the clap!
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Don't glorify demons
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>>525840048
This
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>>525848514
>Hydrogen cyanide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WROJl6QtNMk
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>>525840012
Neither.
>b-but my pixels on an ATM and crumpled pieces of paper mean I'm bett-
No. I am a free man and one with the plemora after death.
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>>525840012
100gs. Looks like a sausage party
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>>525842207
Sneed



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