is not a real country. There is no such thing as 'Canadian' culture. If you get rid of the Southern Economic Zone known as the GTA, the Golden Horseshoe, or the Windsor-Quebec Strait corridor, then you will realize Canada is just a fuck empty landmass with nobody living in it.What does Canadian culture even consist of? We talk like Americans (the stereotypical Canadian accent is actually only really spoken by the chugs in the far north), we all watch and consume American media since birth (God knows FUCKING NOBODY is watching Murdoch Mysteries or Kim's Convenience), we have all the same restaurants and businesses as Americans (we have Burger King, Wendy's, McDonald's, Domino's, Walmart, Best Buy etc.), we listen to American music, (I can't think of a single Canadian song save O'Canada), and our cities look and feel the exact same.Yet, whenever you mention the keywords 'America' or 'BLUMPF/Drumpf/Trump/The Donald/Big Cheeto/Orange retard/Top Goy/Child rapist etc.', the gorillion boomers here just can't help the overwhelming and uncontrollable urge to flip the bird with their sickly, arthritis-riddled middle finger, shove their elbows up, start foaming at the mouth and screaming: 'WE WILL NEVER BE THE 51st STATE!!!!! CANADA STRONG!! MARK CARNEY!! ELBOWS UP!!!', and most importantly of all, they all march right to the voting stations and cast all their votes for a WEF central banker because the CBC told them to. And the 50 Boeing 747's full of jeets that land here everyday at Toronto Pearson are good for Canada and they are just as Canadian and anyone else, and they need to be loaded up with debt like a kid with a backpack full of books so the boomers can extract the last of what was promised to them by the generation preceding them.Fuck this dystopian hellhole. Please fucking annexx us you mutt golems. The experiment has failed, just end it already before the jeets breach their Northern containment zone and World War POO begins.
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>loaded with jeets. You've been poisoned pilled. Saving you is not with the jeets. Besides, you're just Minnesotans with attitude. Admit it, you want OUR ICE to remove YOUR jeets, and then you'll want to be independent again. Not falling for your maple syrup tricks!
>>525847606>ok guys were gonna import a million jeets without consulting the public or have anyone vote for it>whattt? the majority of the public wants to send all these jeets back? YOU RACIST BIGOT NAZI PIECES OF FASCIST EVIL SHIT! BEING CANADIAN IS BEING EQUITABLE, EMPATHETIC AND TOLERANT!!!!my government in a nutshell. but yes i would fully support your mutts taking over if you deported every jeet. boomers can cope all they want idgaf.
>>525848040Traitor-Leafs will be made to hold their elbows up, and then shot.You will be made sorry.
