>>525850696There only people living there are like 50,000 Eskimos. America could give each of them a million dollars, and would cost less than the total amount sent to Minnesota daycares.
>>525850820inuits*
>>525850820They offered them 100k but snow niggas said no
>>525851114>>525851084Its cute you keep struggling during your rape, you know how to speed it up
>>525851084>#>inuitsHold nu kæft Preben. Det hedder fordrukne eskimoer
>>525851114Guess we will just have to double or triple it. Will Denmark make a counter offer?
>>525851114smart niggas>>525851352they arent 14 year olds Trump might have a harder time raping them
>>525851114Based
>>525851352I don't think you understand qhat rape is. Dud you get Greenland? Is it a state yet ? Bust a move Jerome
>>525851537>statehoodlol noJust a US territory like Puerto Rico
>>525851084most american inuits don't give a shityou are allowed to have your own words for things in your own languagethe problem is when you use it on non inuits just because they live nearby in alaska, russia, and canada. it would be like calling a canadian person a burger
>>525851445I think they would drink themselves into oblivion if you gave them that cash
>>525852028All according to keikaku
>>5258506964 u
>>525850696For you.
>>525850820Why would those snow-niggers accept the money? They already want independence from Denmark. Why do people think they can just be bought by amerisharts?That's a very jewish take, desu
Denmark won’t even let them have McDonald’s. Free these people from their oppression.
>>525853932Liberating the people of Greenland and making sure each one gets a nice filet o fish
Adding Greenland will make the USA bigger than Canada.
>>525850696They keep calling it an Island in their propaganda.It's basically a continent.
>>525850696Trump ski and ice golf resort is already in the blueprint stage.
>>525851084eskigger
>>525852028Inuits are known for not handling the fire water very well.That and axe murdering each other.
Why does Netanyahu need Greenland though?
>>525850696The US has the shit and piss microwave hyper beam, the Nords are totally fucked.
>>525850696Most of it is uninhabitable though
>>525850696Most of that is empty glacier and mountains.
>>525850696>have to sit around and watch NATO and EU roleplay like they're going to do anything>have to listen to my dumbass country bitch and moan about itHurry up and grab it flawlessly like maduro so we can move on to the "actually maybe this was important and a good idea" stage of mainstream media cope, just like when they realized Venezuela's oil removes canada from relevancy or any position of negotiation
>>525855191But not unoilable.
>>525850696>Dont mess with Texas.>Dont fuck with Alaska.>Kill yourself.
>>525855347Yeah fair enough, I don't have any idea about their natural resources. I still think all of this annexing talk is retarded not even Trump is that dumb, he's just once again kicking up a bullshit nothing burger for some reason.
>>525851114Just wait until we airdrop 100K worth of Steel Reserve for those chugs to get fucked up on
>>525850696Not really, there's only one city that's even slightly populated. Most of the country is empty worthless ice desert. A big land war only happens if the population actually settled and developed the land.
>>525850696how many dog sleds will be deployed?
>>525855910That's classified.