TIL that supermarkets in USA have mobility scooters so that fat people don't have to walk while shoppinghttps://youtu.be/DWp_WErGOTk?si=oRLV_Up4RXu8BSnY&t=341
Uh, oh, I'm not a hercegshithead, but, but I am, so I don't know where to go with my empty mind.
>>525854988i tried to use one once when i had a broken leg and was on crutches and the thing worked so poorly i gave up and went back to the crutches
I love those little things
>>525854988its for the elderly but fat people exploit it
>>525854988TIL croatia has internet access.
>>525854988I wish my country had those. I'm too fat to get out of my car in a tight parking space so I park at the back next to an empty space then grab a trolley to lean on my way to the storefront.
>>525857112Jeets will soon
>>525857357Like they do with literally fucking everything.
>>52585498816% of Americans are currently taking Ozempic. Grocery store sales volume has dropped by nearly 6%. The CDC is redefining obesity so the numbers can stay high. Time to short mobility scooter companies.
>>525854988I always like to unplug those things from charging on my way out. I really hate fat people.
>>525854988Other countries don't have mobility scooters?
>>525857221Tesco's near me has one.
>>525854988You just learned this today?
>>525857695Sometimes it's lazy women in the military who are using them.
>>525854988
>>525857695those are for old people you twat. stop hurting grandma
El creatura... Americano.... Dios mio
La luz.... Extinguidad
>>525854988Anyone can use them. You don’t need to be fat or janky. Just grab one and cruise. I do every time now and I am fit and handsome
>>525857221Jesus, m8. Why are you an honorary American?Sort yourself
Yeah and guess what? They earned it. Getting too fat to walk is hard work. Show some respect buster.
I've seen Indian people use these, they walk in normally in a group and each will grab a scooter. Those who don't get a scooter don't even grab a cart, they just put things in the baskets of the scooter drivers. It's amazing, I've seen this happen multiple times now.
>>525854988imagine the smells
>>525854988In Canada we have them everywhere, except they're mostly for people on the waiting list for hip replacements. Which thanks to Trudeau turning us into a third world shithole, the waiting list is now over 4 years after being approved for application. Which means your hip has to already getting bad enough you can't walk anymore to apply
>>525857875worth the collateral damage.
>>525857695Friendly fire will not be tolerated.
>>525858186Niggers be eating.
>>525858106That's beautiful
>>525858718show some respect anon, he's doing god's work. literally. in nature fat people wouldn't survive.
>>525854988Its for disabled peopleI work at trader joes, I know
>>525858106How does he wipe?
>>525854988its actually mostly used by niggers
>>525859182
>>525857221Doesn't sound like you need to be making any trips to the grocery store for awhile, friend.
They are meant for the elderly and infirm, but yes, they are mostly used by extremely fat women
>>525859182>wipe?bold assumption
>>525859614Americans took race mixing so extreme that you can trace some of them back to elephants.
>>525854988only in major cities. and even then they barely work, wont even last the whole shopping trip most of the time, and it makes this whining screeching sound. also the chairs for them are way too small
in olden days i would just have my cart niggers carry my wealthy ass around the store, took 8 or 9 of them but now the government wants me to use these machines
>>525858106If you cut open his belly what will fall out?
>>525857221i believe you anon
Every time I take my mother that survived a stroke and innumerable broken bones and joint replacements to the supermarket I have to go hunt one of these down. They had to make them bigger to accommodate fat people because they would ignore the 300lb weight limit sign and break them.
>>525857221the longer walk is good for you captain bitch-tits
>>525860435his fat layer is unironically probably a foot thick, but after that, mostly slim jims, oreos, pop tarts, pepsi and some organs