>Be american>Die to a fucking catlmao
You just know.
>>525859109We get those in my town. One was hunting children at the elementary school. They put it down. Had it in the back of a pickup when I got there. Was the woman stupid enough to screw with the kitty and try and get a selfie? they tend to be shy unless they're hunting you.
>>525859109>lionLooks more like a puma
>>525859109Is that a jew?
>>525859109She loved getting mauled by cats? Weirdo
>>525859484it was cougar vs cougar.
>>525859109KICK IT IN THE BALLS, BABY!
How do Americans deal with stuff like mountain lions and bears casually going in and out of your backyards like it's a 7/11?
>>525859484It is a puma. Mountain Lion is just colloquial.
>>525859349Assuming she didn't just die of heat stroke and get scavenged, the cat probably snuck up behind her and bit her neck. Women are not very alert.
>>525859506No anon you need your detector calibrated. Jews don't do things that are pretty much white people exclusive like anything outdoors, much less anything physically strenuous. Also there's pretty much 0 physiognomy indicators based on this image
>died doing what she lovedWhere did this retarded phrase come from? Just pure cope. Died in abject fear being sliced apart and eaten alive.
>>525859349Most Americans tend to forget that mountain lions are the premier predator of North America. They have a range from Alaska to Florida, and have different names depending on where you are.>>525859727Puma, Mountain Lion, Cougar, Screecher, Catamount. All names for the same animal, all named by people all over this country with no relation to each other. It caused some serious headaches for the people did a lot of the taxonomy cataloging back in the 1700s
>>525859289fpbp kek
>>525859109Colorado almost banned hunting mountain lions last election.liberals are really that retarded.
>>525859895You're right. Just an ugly woman.
>>525859109> She just tried to pet her kittens...
Animal bread?
>>525859109>be french>dies to brown illegal
>>525860098irl pokemon
>>525859289Know what moron
>>525860175ahhh the old hawkeye phenotype
>>525859109>be american > die doing what you loveThirdies could never.
>>525860043>seething non-white
>>525859688It's the only thing we actually use guns for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbDzVzBsbGM
>>525860098I miss deep sea threads.
>>525859688>How do Americans deal with stuff like mountain lions and bears casually going in and out of your backyards like it's a 7/11?I knew a guy that had two of these as pets and they slept at the foot of his bed at night. The wild ones are obviously extremely dangerous, but they can be domesticated relatively well. I believe he had his declawed. Just remember they absolutely can kill you by accident while being playful so don't push your luck.
>>525860354that ray was being nice. Guy got a quick lesson in FAFO
>>525859349worse: bestiality
>>525860309that is great anon
>>525859349Clever grill.
>>525860243You know.
>>525859109She died as she lived, engulfed by pussy.RIP in pieces.
>>525859349Juveniles can get really hungry before winter. They're inexperienced hunters so they try territories they kight otherwise have avoided. Trails and high population areas are unusual for them.I had one in my back yard a couple years ago.
>>525859109The funny thing about mountain lions is people encounter them more often than they think.They walk right under them.While they hang out in the trees above them.If you want to spot a mountain lion you look in the trees.
>>525859109I'd be quiet if I was you considering the bataclan and the centuries of French cowardice.
>>525860853Man Indian street food videos are getting wild
>>525859578DAMMIT I knew someone would beat me to it.Or knowing you lot, beat meat to it.
>>525860900https://youtu.be/97czf-jMBxo?t=34
>>525860641delete this :(
>>525861003I love pufferfish
>>525859688it's like sharks in the bay it almost never happened until recently for the last 100 years we never heard of any incidents the populations were managed, but now they're protected and are in weird competitive niche in a broken ecosystemWhatever few animals there are to eat bears will scavenge from lions leaving the lions hungry.It's like over fishing and not being allowed to kill sharks
>>525859688
>>525859109You euros live in a land so old that there isn't much left to nature to kill you. Your grates natural threat is the mohammadian. Even in our urban lands we need watch for coy wolves and foxes still get in our henhouses.
>>525859109Imagine going innawoods without a gun
Yeah I've seen these things before, it infested my shed. I let it winter but I kicked it out by spring.Never seemed very violent to me, just seemed like a dog sized cat. It was actually kind of comely. Awful sounding beast though.I dunno, me and the critters have a good policy, don't fuck with me don't get a massive crater in the face.You know what I can't stand though. Fucking raccoons. They kill my chickens. Fucking jew animals.
>>525859109you're just mad you killed all the wildlife and nature in your own country
>>525861191Kek. Saved
>>525859109Bears, sharks, and even mountain lions!? Are women safe anywhere!?
>>525860309FUN FACT: SEA OTTERS REGULARLY RAPE BABY SEALS TO DEATH
>>525861305>You euros live in a land so old that there isn't much left to nature to kill you.oh "they" have been working hard to fix that, patiently waiting for wolf to finaly found out they can just snatch children instead of risking their life against farm barrier
>>525860641I grew up in the tropics with these bastard creatures. They pull the leaves together to make a nest. Was climbing a fruit tree with a friend once and he threw a guava at me (vaguely similar to a kiwifruit) and hit a nest directly above me. 6 gorillion fire ants biting me. Imagine rolling in a beehive. Not ideal. Made me fall out of the tree too. They were everywhere, even in my eyes.
>>525859109This is what happens when you don't do your fucking Puma checks.
>>525861275
>>525860354off if thats the speicies I thing it it that barb is covered in a rediculously nasty venom. Like the kinda that may or may no kill you but will make you wish you were dead for weeks.
Best thread on /pol/ right now.
>>525859109That cat could kill anyone ittWhat’s retard you are opShe should’ve brought a gun
>>525859109LmaoWhat a pathetic existence
>>525860175This is why some mammals actually make a point to climb up to raptor nests and knock them the fuck out of the trees Jews of the animal kingdom
>>525859109She loved dieing? What a weird bitch
>>525860354>>525861732https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-tailed_river_stingrayshape and size is about right, but the pattern isnt exact, could be regional coloring or could be a different species.
>>525860135Okay now he has to hop around everywhere.
>>525861953Caw!
>>525861981Regardless of what species it was, it was being kind. It didn't sting him right away. He kept pushing.
>>525860405>At last the LED I was looking for *yoink*
>>525860641>laters, fag lol
would you rather run into one mountain lion or two shitbulls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8
>>525861181Perfect example.They'll hang out in well traveled trails too.Sit up there all day and just watch people go by like the fucking cat they are, then go hunt small game at night.
what's good mountain lion defense? 10mm, 45, 9mm? I usually carry 38 or 380 for urban wildlife.
>>5258621422 mountain lions!!!!!!!!!!!
>>525859109This time, the pussy ate her...
>>525859109she loved to have her guts eaten while still alive and bleeding out? freaky
>>525859289it does say she died doing what "she loved"
>>525861981> It is said that the natives of South America fear the stingray more than they do fear the piranha.[3]
>>525859688ninety percent of us live in cities and mostly have to worry about niggers
>>525859109I feel like I could win, I'd tame the cat with ease. I'm kind of a beastmaster class. Maybe I'm just built different
>>525862278this bear have more IQ than 99% of the next generation (and previous gen is already retarded)
>>525862245at least a .556But if you insist of carrying a handgun, you are going to need at least a 44, or 45 magnum. You need the stopping power
>>525861105>filenameAudible kek
>>525862245A .44 will kill anything in North America.
>>525862245https://www.npr.org/2019/02/15/695035064/man-who-suffocated-attacking-mountain-lion-tells-his-storyall you need to do is not be a woman.
>>525859109better than dying to a nigger or kike. Kys french nigger
>>525862416those are all great thanks again anon
>>525862245They are thin-skinned unlike a bear. 9mm would be fine. The problem is they will come at you like an alien from Aliens, out of the trees, from behind shit. You will have like 0.25 seconds to react.
>>525861757>God loves j-ACKfuckin kek based bird
>>525860641They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>>525862519Those dogs are such dickheads.
>>525862424a .44 out of a 20 inch barrel will down anything in NA with ease
>>525861069That's an indian elephant
>>525861958this is why they lost lmao
>>525859902Hey, you don't know if she loved being eaten alive or not.
>>525862545That's what I figured. I hike pretty open eyed, I've seen them and avoided them. I probably will switch to a 9 when hiking, 38 never really seemed right.
>>525861668Ants in my eyes Johnson
>>525862545Predator
>>525859109Maybe she should have just surrendered to it
>>525859540Love is Love.
>>525861958How tf is Chimpanzee higher than Kangaroo? Damn niggas are retarded
>>525859775i'm not claiming women are aware, but if one of those niggers really wants to sneak up on you it's going to do so
>>525862666Correct satanic check
>>525861958dogs are easy to 1v1, they are pack predators and poorly equipped to kill large prey solo. Unlike cats their limbs are not particularly dangerous and all you need to do is control their head/jaws and then strangle them or break neck or w/eHumans have been killing dogs without weapons for millennia part of the reason we keep them domesticated as pets is that they are not that dangerous to us. Even properly vicious breeds are not dangerous to a grown man on their own.
>>525859109>an officer shot at a lion still loitering in the area—a male subadult—and it was subsequently tracked with the dogs and killed. The hound team also picked up another lion, a female, and euthanized her as well.https://www.themeateater.com/conservation/wildlife-management/details-emerge-about-new-years-day-mountain-lion-attack-in-colorado
>>525862076oh yea absolute, malicious retard got what he deserved.Im just commenting on the magnitude of his idiocy, that sting may have killed him and if I didn't he was in for week, maybe even months of suffering, because of the lingering nature of the toxin.
>>525859895now that you mention it, I have never seen a jew that wasnt a fucking wimp
>>525862650I remember that video where it snapped and destroyed some toy poodle or something
>>525859109What a schnoz
>>525859109>hiker>doing "what she loved">doesn't know enough to carry a gun in fucking wildcat country.Nice Kitty
>>525862965Kek a malinois would fuck your cocky ass to death without a weapon
>>525862076That's how you take a gander
>>525861375WTF is even North America? If you don't freeze in our weather patterns you'll boil in your skin as the humidity doesn't let you sweat. Yeah, pack a gun, you'll need it, yes our largest living land herbivores travels in large herds and for some reason tourist think they're cuddly and won't gore you then trample your ass to make sure your dead. Only euros who can speak about america's wildlife are Finns and Siberians
>>525862737It's the same caliber going about the same speed. It's the same. If you are going to up the ante get a .357.
>>525859109>be French>not be French
>>525863203kek
>>525863067Yes it was in some doggy day care and killed the poodle in less than a second.
>>525861958Who the fuck said "No" to "Do you think you can beat a rat?" Lmao
>>525863189They're usually not armed though. Usually.
>>525863366>>525863067This is a HAPPY thread. We only post HAPPY things here.Happy... and elephants being based.
>>525859109>hiking alone without a gun or at least bear sprayU wotLet me guess, she had headphones in too
>>525863292>gibs me dat, yellow bois
>>525859109I was sitting out on my patio one night last winter, shitposting and having a smoke. looked over to my right and saw my doggo (was like a month old) laying down terrified. followed his eyes until I saw a cougar sneaking up about 60 feet away. just stood up and said git and the little faggot took off.
>>525859109i live in BC. all these retards tryna convince me to go hiking and shit, no fucking WAY. our ancestors went through great pains to get out of nature for a reason. bears, cougars, shit like that is no fucken joke.
>>525862291At least cougars are usually nice enough to kill you before eating you unlike bears
>>525862315>doing what "she loved"Like Steve Irwin - died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.
>>525863543I didn't post it, that webm is a dog playing whiffle ball.
>>525859109I doubt she loved being eaten by a large cat.
>>525863893I know, I know. I'm just trying to preempt it.
>>525862666Most modern powders do not gain velocity from pistol cartridges beyond 12-15" barrels, and some actually lose velocity in longer barrels. Also a 9mm would've killed the cougar reliably.
>>525862745>Ants in my eyes AND all over my>Johnson
>>525859109>be woman>ignore signs of immediate dangerit's not like the puma attacked her at home. I hope they don't put the poor animal down for just existing
>>525860243lurk 2 years jewfag
>>525862861Because chimps will rip your dick and balls off face ears lips bit your fingers off stronger than most men can pull you up a tree with one arm while pulling it out of your socket A fucking kangaroo is easy to deal with Just get between them and a tree also squat down they think us walking around is challenging them they only stand up and use their tail to balance when fighting and kicking I can believe I have to explain this to anyone you're a fucking retarded I hope you get maul by a bear
>>525862908>>525863007Rhinos are angry nearsighted retards, elephants must be constantly sick of their shit
>>525860773why did they gave it eyelashes
>>525859349>>525859775>>525862895>go outside>not periodically looking over your shoulder and around yourselfYou lack a survival instinct.
>>525859109I saw a mountain lion bound across the highway in Arizona once, it was kind of full galloping so its body was stretched out and it was longer than the lane was wide.The rest of the drive I held my piss because that thing could easily have eaten me.
>>5258632209mm has double the powder charge of a .38, and a .357 double the charge of a 9mm9mm can still shoot safely from a .38 rated chamber, usually, but you need a new gun with a higher rating to shoot a .357 without taking a real risk of your gun exploding
>>525864167>The hikers reported the incident to 911 dispatchers, who sent CPW officers to the scene, along with a hound team. When the team arrived about two and a half hours later, an officer shot at a lion still loitering in the area—a male subadult—and it was subsequently tracked with the dogs and killed. The hound team also picked up another lion, a female, and euthanized her as well.Sorry
>>525864239
>>525862666Why would you even bother spending the extra money when you can just get a decent pump action 12 gauge for $160 and be able to shoot all different type of ammy from slugs to birds hot also 44mag is not cheap to shoot either way better to use a long rifle some kind of 30cal Dumb ass larper
>>525859289
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
>>525862421Such a dumb take I've killed mountain lion and bobcat with 22lr I got a p17 Kel-Tec just mag dumb the bitch with 16 rounds
>>525864473He's not wrong though, a .44 will kill anything in North America.
>>525859109>Why do americans love guns wtfBecause fuck immigrants and fuck monster beasts!
>>525859109That is a 200 lbs kitty Kat anon. They are pretty dangerous
>>525859109>died doing what she lovedGoing AAARGHHHHH! A few months ago I got followed and made friends with a wild cat in Greek Macedonia. I forget what you call the frigging things. It followed me into a beach bar, jumped over the balcony and sat on a sofa looking aloof like cats do when they are very interested in you. So i petted it. It was like clawing at me and love biting and it really fucking hurt so I had to go and jump in the sea before i had to punch the fucking thing to calm it down. Everyone said they’d been watching it following me but that i hadn’t nooticed it until i went into the bar and it leaped in. Only the size of a small dogo but that’s big enough. I had to wonder if it was a greek god in disguise? >>525860354What a silly sausage.
>>525860806This one makes me sad for some strange reason...
>>525864853They hunt together from time to time.https://www.fws.gov/story/spotted-coyote-and-badger-hunting-togetherDon't know why it would make you sad. They have friends!
>>525859109I’m sorry the concept of having wild predatory animals in your forests is strange to become you yuros don’t really have much forests and basically hunted all predatory animals to either extinction or until they where restricted to the fringe s of the continent where no humans live
>>525859109>died doing what she lovedShe loved being mauled by cats?
>>525861069Indian training, saar.
>>525864962This made me smile :)
>>525864345fuck
>>525864473>poorfag mad at other people having fun
>>525859109>Be american>Die to a fucking cat>lmao>>525859349>Was the woman stupid enough to screw with the kitty and try and get a selfie? they tend to be shy unless they're hunting youEarlier this morning there was a thread in the catalog about some woman trying to get a selfie with a shark and it ate both her hands off. Saw picture of the woman laying on the beach with people wrapping a tourniquet on one of the stubs which was gnawed off about at the mid hand to wrist. What an idiot. Them whores had a year of spam about the man or bear and they all chose the bear. Them idiots really thought wild animals were that easy to tame, like bigfoot was gonna be a nice cool cat and sit and chat about playing hide and seek. Naw nigga, thems wild ass animals and you looked like a tasty snack. >>525814094https://www.vice.com/en/article/woman-tried-to-take-a-selfie-with-a-shark-and-lost-both-hands/
>>525860098If that octopus asked for human rights, I'd give it. We'd have to eliminate indians or blacks to make room, though. I'm honestly not sure which one is worse. Am I just accustomed to blacks? Are indians worse in the long run? It'll take smarter white men than me to answer that, but I'm sure they'll agree that this sea creature is superior to those.
>>525862245That's plenty don't listen to these larper any gun is better the no gun even a 22lr would still kill brown bear and motion lion just about shot placement Granted I wouldn't want a 22lr for a grizzly you would want a 12gauge any 30cal or 357 44 revIf you got a pack of wild hogs running though while charging you would want something high capacity not just 5 or 6 shots from a bolt action or a revolver maybe 12gauge with 00buckshot but definitely an ak or ar with 30 roundsBear and mountain lion can be done with a old timer folding knife but you would want something like a kbar size granted you would get defensive wounds from the animal As long as you don't have grizzly or packs a wild hogs running around 38 special rev is perfect better if double action with a despur hammer and speed strip for any man or beast
>>525859109ICE is hiring big kitties now?
>>525864649>videofuck me sideways Ive lived long enough to see a video of my parents house on /pol/
>>525862666Yeah of course who wants to spend that cash on gun and ammo 12gauge will do the job and 30-6 kill everything on the face of this earth
>>525859289POUNCED.COM
>>525859109>Died doing what she lovedShe loved getting eaten alive by cougars?That's a weird hobby.
>>525859289Cat dicks have spines.
>>525865746>but definitely an ak or ar with 30 roundsLook man its not that we don't want to strut around with loaded ak47s
she loved getting eaten by cats?
>>525865362There was a third one who got away though.
>>525861406Wolverine vs Hulk, how it actually went down.
>>525866265shit like that is pretty funny when homos try to use animal behavior to justify being homos. for most animals fuggin is horrific.
>>525859540No, she loved feeding cats.
>>525866402>third one that got awaythere will be vengeance
>>525865583Thats ridiculous, a 5ft shark should be terrifying if you saw it in the water. Excellent Darwin attempt right there. This linked article is BS though. "Scientists discover new fish". Mate I've been a commercial fisherman in NZ for some years, and we'll get some of these virtually every catch. Maybe it's one of those "ever so slightly different" things, but they didn't even get the name right, it's a Long Nosed Chimera. That dorsal spike can go in the bottom of your boot and out the top, not very comfortable - they're serrated and slightly poisonous, and ALWAYS get infected. Ghost sharks don't have a long nose.https://www.vice.com/en/article/scientists-have-discovered-a-new-species-of-ghost-sharks/
>>525863798See if you would have some kind of fix bladed knife you would have no problem with that black bear The dumb ass has no spray no fixed blade knife on the hip rev in a holster You can tell this guy was shitting bricks so much in fear slam his finger and hand on the rock probably broke on or two fingers definitely a granola just like that cunt that got killed by the mountain lion I wish that black bear would maul him he was close if they had just a little more balls to back black bear are scared curious any full grown man can wrestle them
>>525859109It's worth it for not letting people carry weapons.
>>525861406Honey badger don't give no--ACKS
>>525862245Not acting like a prey animal is literally the only defense you need against a mountain lion, they are one of the least dangerous predators in America.Or just literally throw rocks at it.
Did she try taking a selfie with it?
>>525864312Bull elephants like to mount them
>>525862519>>525862650Steele in real life
>>525860243>>525864212I love moments like this
>>525860175KEK.. what a dick
>>525859109i would carry a fucking machine gun no matter what i did if i was a american take a shit? machine gun, take a shower? machine gun, eat breakfast? machine gun, cut my grass in my garder? machine gun. simple
>>525860354I love it when retards get what they deserve. Feels like justice.
>>525860098they really are interesting creatures, tasty too.
>>525864331Na you just a pussy I been stalked by one on a moon lit night but it was too much of a pussy to pounce on me when I was walk down a logging road and it even had the high ground I did have my kbar but I wasn't scared I even cat called it gave it a psiitt pssit here kitty kitty and just scared at me in it red eyes
She loved getting mauled by lions?
>>525859109>died doing what she lovedBeing eaten by an animal?Fr these townies need to gtfo and learn how to actually be safe outdoors.There’s a reason people do stuff like wearing bells or carrying bear spray or a gun around.
>>525859688Still better than niggers
>>525859289She bent over for his BCC but he was hungry instead.
>Be Alaskan>10mm
>>525862315why would she love being mauled by a big cat? that's crazy
>>525859109I am vastly more afraid of a single mountain lion than a pack of wolves.
>>525864666Yeah and a m-60 or a 25mm auto cannon would do the job too But it's not practical it's like hunting deer with a 338 Lapua instead a 30-6
>>525861732I don't know how common they are worldwide, but we get electric rays in NZ. I'm not sure how big the jolt is, but if you have one on top of a ton (an actual ton) of wet fish and whack it with something, every one of those fish will jump - they're already dead. They were a nightmare to deal with, because they'd be in the way of what you need to get to, and weigh like 50+kg. This one's just a baby.The horrors of the deep are very real. Even Dory (pic). Not what Pixar would have you believe.https://youtu.be/2ZtoQj2FHc4?si=BvT-ROMOCPE_b0CM
>>525864727The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
>>525867500It's not practical to hunt with but it's fine for self defense against a bunch of different animals.
>>525859109I love cats so much it's unreal. Webm not related.
>>525865486That is not that at all you faggot I have more of a gun collection then you and the 44fag put together I even have a Henry 44 lever action but I'm not some bounty hunter in a spaghetti western or dirty Harry even tho I have a Ruger super black hawk and yeah I know Mr Dirty used a Smith & Wesson
>>525867340is big dipper + north star some sort of gang thing?feds are gonna monitor you for that.
Watching breakfast happen.
>>525859109Those things can be fucking huge. It’s basically a half-sized tiger
>>525866303I would take a sks with a high capacity mag on it or I just the 10 round would do fine if you had a few striper clips readyYou run into a pack of wild hogs charging you will pray to God that you had more then 5 shots
>>525859688We leave wildlife alone unless it attacks someone. If they hurt a person then we kill them
>>525861275literally what do you do in this situation?-Absolutely nothing!
>>525866686Well it's a test and it usually takes care of themselves I will never go into the woods without a fixed blade knife and or gun
>>525859109>be french>die from HIV raising some other mans kidlmao
>>525859109>died doing hat she lovedBeing mauled alive by a mountain lion
>>525859109> fucking catYou couldn't take a home cat, that thing will fuck you up 100% sure.
>>525866772This is perfect you had a Rambo knife you would just have to point it at it
>>525859109Weird that she loved being eaten by lions but ok.
>>525861406sometimes, you really need to give a fuck
>>525867833ok
>>525868094fuck
>>525867153Yes but don't bet your life on bells whistles and spray Always have fix black knifes and guns if going into the woods or traveling the inner cities you never know when you will run until blacks or a shitbull
>>525867340Great 10mm will do the job 9mm will to also 12gauge I guess it's all about preference
sniff sniff
>>525867727Amazing. You know he planned that shit for weeks, and was working up his courage doung those laps. One last look around to make sure everything's set just right, then last second deek over the fence before anyone can stop him. And he knows he's having his moment in the sun so he takes his time to line up the best shots. He's not going for quantity he's going for quality. The adrenaline rush must have been astounding. That cow lived more than most humans.
