Holy shit Iran has retrieved the Golden Buttplug of Al-Zutt! WW3 IMMINENT!
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS HAPPENING
>>525863175Indians can’t stop thinking about shoving things in their assholes
>>525863175That's a pinecone, it's party time
Cone was a sacred symbol of Osiris, also known as Dionysus/Tammuz
>>525863175THE OMEGA ZUTT PLUG
>>525863175Graven images are haram.
>>525863175defcon 1raise the flag
>>525863175mohammad used THAT?
>>525863779A cone is a pretty metal butt plug, scratching all the right places on the way in.
>>525863175My Arab coworker was coincidentally marrying an Arab guy I went to highschool with. We used to hang out in middle and high school so when she told me about him I was like “wtf, what a coincidence”Got them one of those as a gift at the weddingThey waved swords and shit around which was kinda cool. Also a bunch of dudes I used to be friends from high school were there too so in a weird way it was like a reunion
>>525863175Holy shit… I didn’t think they’d actually find it
>>525863779The 1st Allah butt plug was broken off a Dionysus statue.
>>525863175so thats the size the prophet was handling
>>525863175The Golden Buttplug of Gape Destruction has just been retrieved. This has never happened before.
Here is another
Muhammed was a trans woman
>>525864441Spoke too soon.
>>525864104Based
>>525863175Grim, RIP
jewish circlejerking thread
>>525863462It's dey culcha.
>>525864422I was going to say, those go on the top of a staff. The ones in the pictures don't work, but the real ones do and is technology, not art. The one's in OP's picrel or the megarich Arabs do are just copies of copies. Maybe the real one is stashed under Al-Aqsa, who knows. The Vatican has them.There is math involved with them, and it has to do with resonance. They can be built, but you need an atomic scale printer to print them atomically correct (here's a hint they are a in a ratio of the pyramid, which is in a ratio of light) and they are akin to a zero point energy device which resonates [REDACTED] like a crystal radio does.They have to be built atomically precise, otherwise they don't work - each atom assembled into it's lattice in just the right way. It works like a superconducting bridge between [REDACTED] resonance and matter and it's output can be tuned to manipulate the properties of matter, most with it's most notable application as the "black box and cones" system used by the guy who built coral castle.
The next lot is number 48. The Golden Buttplug of Al-Zutt. I'll start it at 150,000 izzat.
>>525866277>The next lot is number 48You can do180 144 108 72 54 36 18You will find them at these locations. If they are not there, look harder. Some of them are still undiscovered. If you find two which still work, you can teleport between locations
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>>525863175>>525864562>islamic buttplugs are actually real.>the al-zutt story was real.Muslimsissies what is our response.
