I assume you're going to decap our command structure immediately, while launching missile strikes on critical infrastructure, and then exploiting the fact Greenland is basically a damn island (and us Americans suck at arctic warfare in terms of limited numbers)?You will also assail all our forward operating bases in Europe, as well as the ones in range of your weapons. Your goal will be to inflict maximum American KIA as soon as possible.Did I predict your play correctly?
Preemptive snowball strike!
No... I plan to terraform Bouvet Island while Norway/Eurape isn't looking!
>>525894819Didn't Greenlanders say they want to be independent? I say leave them to the wolves.
America is a schizo nation. In 5 years Greenland will be returned and the East Coast too will be donated as a bonus
Trump won't do shit.
No one can predict me... Or they can but it doesn't really matter!
>>525894819If there's a war, we'll send our islamic suicide bombers. We have millions of them. You won't stand a chance!
Kill all jews in europe and the usa will implode
>>525895093And how exactly would they become independent? I don't think they have the capability to BE an independent nation, they're dependent on Denmark for only EVERYTHING.
>>525894819They'd probably just dump US bonds and sanction US companies which would cause an overnight depression and have Americans demanding the end to such a dumb war. The entire thing is a ludicrous hypothetical though
>>525895325Every feckless parasite region has idiots advocating for independence. I live in one myself (Scotland). It's a damaged pride thing.
>>525894819Yes, we will call upon the other Nordics to kick your ass, due to your shitty arctic capabilities. Either that or we will give you immidietly without a fight.
I assume they'll ban America's representative from the Redditpean Union and write us a strongly worded letter.Greenland will probably protest American presence and America will let them under the American right to protest and absorb them.
>>525895447I'll just swoop after Bouvet Island because Amerimutts and Nordicks are too busy fighting over Inuk Nuna.
>>525894819Sex with goblins
>>525895391So does /pol/ agree Greenland is full of delusional freeloaders dreaming of the impossible?Their choice is either America or Europe, and culturally they're European.
>>525894819>put troops in greenland>trump tacos as usualeasysadly the problem is they're dragging their feet on the troops thing and the greenlanders are morons crying about muh independence but please protect us anyway
>>525895642Duh. Everyone knows Nott is for that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmIbyFwC9a4
>>525895447Roll for damage.
>>525895093sadly we can't because they are officially part of denmark and therefore nato so letting trump have it means nato is over means russia can invade us (i.e. you guys first)
>>525896069Greenland doesn't have the ABILITY to be independent and they have zero military of their own. Their calls for "muh independence" are stupid as shit. Shut up and stay in Denmark, you bums.
>>525894819Just let mutts freeze to death, not firing a single bullet. You idiots are dying en masse in Texas, you really think you stand a chance in Greenland?
>>525896198As I understand it, our arctic warfare forces are pathetically small in number.Europeans actually OUTNUMBER us dramatically in that department.
>>525896169yes but whenever they start with "we are not burgers OR DANES" would-be invaders only hear the last part and it encourages themthe correct response is "holy fuck please get troops here asap" but they are ultimately naive western euros who can't imagine anyone actually going in to bomb and murder them
>>525896019>Greenland is full of delusional freeloaders dreaming of the impossible?Of course. Whoever owns Greenland will have to pay to subside the residents, with basically nothing on return. For Denmark it's just an issue of national pride and because the US taking it by force sets a bad precedent. Same deal as the UK and the Falklands. There's no benefit in owning it.
>>525896334Ignore the Green-Idiots then and send troops anyway.Sometimes you gotta be The Parent and tell the brat he's being stupid.
>>525896766Correct. Greenland is freeloader-land. But hey, it's "muh strategic position". And apparently "important" enough for Trump to want to conquer.
inb4 russian peacekeeping mission
>>525894819Captain Sweden here, part of the European high command. We plan on giving you the best blowjob your circumcised dick will ever get, you will cum so much you will forget about that silly island trust me
>>525897106Lies and deceptions! You must give us all your fat women as tribute!
>>525896796true but then people might say mean things about whoever decided to send troopslet's have endless discussions about it just in case because we are too scared to do anything unless everyone is 100% in agreementsigh
>>525897464Tough shit for Greenland. If they want to keep their precious free healthcare and not have their land strip-mined to death, tell them to shut the hell up.
>>525897338Sorry we already promised them to our muslims brothers
Some American posters seem to think Denmark can sell Greenland.
>>525896092do they fuck?
>>525894819They won't. They have no power projection on our side of the Atlantic. They would have to combine arms quickly and then move a naval convoy across the sea, which will still only be a small fraction of what it would take to stop us.
>>525894819It is entirely irrelevant to me. I do not benefit from Greenland belonging to Denmark, and I also won't benefit from Greenland belonging to the US, so why would I give a shit.
>>525894819I'll put up a sign "if you touch the snow you have to let me fuck your mother"
>>525898205In the source material, no. But the series is supposedly boosting the romantic chemistry between them.
>>525898252Do we really want to DIE to get some frozen nowhere land, when we could just negogiate better mineral and military deals (but we've REFUSED to do so)?It's a stupid war for Europe to fight, but it will be a far stupider war for America to fight with Europe. Because at LEAST, Europe has a claim to Greenland. They landed on it with a ship, same as we did with America (landed on it with a ship).
>>525898253>(thing that can lead to the collapse of the world economy and war at your borders) is entirely irrelevant>but I don't get how that leads to-you don't get it because you are a naive westerner who assumes nothing truly bad will ever happen to them, just like the moronic greenlanders
>>525898517>we could just negogiate better mineral and military dealsSuch as? Washington has total de facto control over Greenland, there's no reason to own it de jure outside of autism
What the fuck does "arctic forces" even mean? Soldiers with coats? We build fast food restaurants in our FOBs for Christ sake, you don't think we can't also bring warm clothes?
>>525894819They're going to import niggers and give money to Israel
>>525894819Your president Is making literaly everyone His enemy, the entire world will turn on you, you are already giving Europe enough reasons,but why would you understand that, you are an Ameriburger Jew loving Christian.
>>525898614>Greenland is going to make the world implodeOkay, anything else you want to get off your chest you histrionic woman?
>>525896275I remember a few years ago you guys sent some troops to Finland to train "arctic warfare" under our instructors and I was like bruh can't you learn to ski on your own? Mutts have the bestest supply train on the planet by far, how the fuck can cold be any issue? Yeah -40 degree Celsius sucks balls if all you have is a ranger tent and frozen mres but mutts don't fight their wars like that.
90% of the people having a melty about this didn't even know that Greenland belongs to Denmark until recently
>>525894819Why not just nuke
>>525898517I am not fighting anything. I will be watching and analyzing as per usual. The causalities will be minimal to nothing, since all the EU can do is posture while they crumble apart. We are a super power anon, we don't care what tiny piss ant nations have to say about what happens on our side of the globe. No one in the State Department cares about them landing a ship there, its in our best interest to take it.
>>525898910They’re just grasping as straws man. They’re really desperate for self-confidence right now.
>>525899124Land strikes on Mexico next, tick tock Jose. As if anyone cares about a nation that is openly run by drug cartels.
>>525899716And why should a Superpower BOTHER to need to invade Greenland at all? It's fucking worthless to conquer when a few deals with Europe would get us troops aplenty there AND more minerals.You are not using your head. You do not fight when you do not HAVE to.
>>525899756Realistically M16 would be deployed to cause a number of "unfortunate accidents" on American soil.
>>525894819wait 10 years
>>525900168I guess you mean MI6? Britain doesn’t care if we take England. It’s all just posturing to satiate European allies.
>>525894819Norway is going to poison your ozempic with fentanyl, screencap this
>>525899896You do, Jews do, Europe do, China do, they wont do shit tho, 2 More weeks, you havent even bombed Venezuela, or your plan Is to capture all leaders for the Lulz
>>525894819are there shortstack human-lover goblins in Greenland? asking 4 a friend
>>525900095Well that's the nice part, they most likely won't fight us. It would be in their own best interests to just give it up and move to consolidating their own power within Europe. This is US/Zio elite vs the Brussels elite, and they are not happy. We need to "own" the land, not make deals. We must be able to do what we want within our hemisphere without the EU stopping us or making arbitrary rules and laws to hinder us. Unfortunately, you are the one who isn't thinking. Might makes right, and Europe doesn't have that anymore. Pax Americana, Manifest Destiny, Monroe Doctrine, all will continue, as we must maintain our hegemony and petrodollar status by any means. Why are you so concerned about Denmark maintaining control of Greenland? Because its not "morally right" that we take it?
I guess we'll just wait until november when you lose congress.
>>525895094>In 5 yearsYou will be a federal republic and your king will have been beheaded with a broad axe in public.>Or should it be drawn and quartered? When the time comes the people will decide.
>>525899716You probably ought to care a little bit
>>525899716>>525900864Since it's generally not considered healthy to take a shotgun to your economy
Dump your treasure bondsLiterally kneecap your semiconductor expansion killing off the AI bubble nuking your economy as well when ASML is halting all sales for US needs6 major shipping companies are based in the EU so we can kneecap your commerce How much insulin and other pharma you need? Top bad, your medicine are now 300% up and in shortageBtw how you like losing european access to it's water and air space for global projection? You have 100k men and billions in equipment thin spreaded to be plucked as PoW and loot arsenal
>>525900493Lol, the year is still beginning dear young paco. Warfare is much more complex than 50 to 80 years ago. It's easier to destabilize nations from within than to gather public support for an invasion. Why put boots on the ground when a few naval bombardments, drone strikes, Air campaigns, and spec ops teams will do? Only in a large scale conflict will boots on the ground be required. Most likely there will be about other 4 super powers that Trump has indicated in the new G5, Russia, China, India, and Japan (which is just a vassal state, but very useful and a great ally). The world will begin to be divided up between these countries. It's just globalism at play, and we must be on top. It's that simple.>>525900864Mexico and Canada will be folded into the US at gunpoint. As for all those red countries, they won't be doing anything. Europe would be concerning but they won't be stopping all trade overnight and that's why we are starting production here. The giant factories aren't just for AI you know. Like I said, you either have to unite now and oppose us militarily, or just hand over what we want. Boy globalism sure is fun.
>>525901048Those are some good answers, and you would risk all this over Greenland? I doubt it. Europe isn't going to mess with our national security like that. We will see.
>>525901295Nigga you are retarded if you think this is a matter of national secrurity.
>>525901133>The giant factories aren't just for AI you knowDo you mean data centers? Because they are pretty much the only thing you're building and they can pretty explicitly not be used for anything other than data purposes.And what does invading your neighbour have to do with the impact of you losing 20-30% of your foreign markets?
>>525894819At first we would take the Ramstein base and other such bases. All 100k+ amerifat soldiers there will become prisoners of war. If they don't surrender, we will pound the bases with artillery until they surrender. No hard feelings, okay?
>>525901417Hm funny I never knew the top northern base was named Thule, now thats interesting. Mineral rights, Military bases, easier access to the arctic, room for expanding population is all in our best interest. It doesn't matter what you say, only what WE want. >>525901631Semi conductors and other factories are popping up all over the US. And like I said, I doubt Europe will drop us with trade just because of Greenland. We are calling the bluff.
>>525894819>EuropaIts called Denmark nigger, aka nothern Germany.There isnt an european army since the third Reich.
I am sure more than half of the retards with an US flag are either troll or vpn.
>>525894819So amerimutt when are you going back to /tv/ with your badly animated tranny cartoon?
My massive dong can reach up there
>>525902319I can see a lot of promises about expanding in the future from 2024, but I can't really find that have been completed or are under construction.Are you sure you're not confusing fab sites with AI data centers for R&D purposes that have the name intel slapped on the side?>Mineral rights, Military bases, easier access to the arcticBut you have those already?>room for expanding populationBut you already have that in the mid-west, and there is a reason that no one lives on that hellish iceblock. You'd have to force your people to settle it.
If USA attacks, we nuke Mar-a-Lago
>>525902867Greenland would be economically viable only as a place to refine aluminium with hydropower, like they do in Iceland. There's also some local aluminium rocks they could use as ore.However, they could do all of this already, but they are not doing, because it would be expensive as fuck. There is basically no workforce and no infrastructure, so they would have to play SimCity in IRL real life with some nightmare mode, everything starting from the concrete and gravel must be flown to the construction site via helicopters. They have to build whole colony towns in the most horrible terrain known to man on planet Earth after Antarctica. The Soviets tried a much easier operation on Svalbard (a coal mine) and it didn't work out.
