>I'm not a believer, but the risk-reward calculations of [accepting Christ] is so attractive to meThat doesn't count. He fucked up.https://x.com/jackunheard/status/2011096294454858058 @ 1:00
Infinite Love
It does count.
>>525906370Yeah… sorry Scott, don’t think asking god for proofs first works, that said, rest in peace.
>>525906370That's not how it works baldie.You can't just accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior at the very last minute to get a free pass into heaven.Enjoy burning in HELL for all of eternity along with the rest of the science obsessed vaxxies
>>525906370>took the mark of the beast>thinks he's going to heaven oof
Pascals wager is the dumbest shit ever. You think you can trick God or something?
>>525906571>ask God for proof>he kills you >proves it to you>sends you to hell
Boomer Christianity is retarded. > just like be a good person> just do the cost-benefit analysisGambling with their immortal souls. Fucking idiots.
>>525906552Because it's not real. He should have accepted Shiva.
>>525906370LOL yeah he's retarded
>>525906588He is going to heaven.
>>525906584worked for the thief on the cross
>>525906370>That doesn't count.Not for you to judge.
>>525906649Pascal’s wager is more of a justification to be open to it, not to accept it. He’s pointing out that strict atheism is irrational.
>>525906799No, he was a genius.
>>525906584Yes you can. Look at the first 1 unto the side of him during the crucifixion.
>Swallowed his pride and finally accepted Jesus.RIP in Power, champGenuinely hope he got baptized as an infant beforehand.
>>525906370I also plan on making this move, of being a loudmouthed cocky atheist my entire life, and then paying lip service to Christ on my deathbed to hedge my bets. Heh, stupid God.
>MUH JEWISH FAIRY TALES
Infinite Compassion ScottLove you.
>>525906584>That's not how it works baldie.You don't know how it works either, Jesus is the Word incarnate. If you try to live a life according to the principles taught by Jesus you'll be in heaven. Accepting Jesus isn't about believing in a name, date and place of birth. Jesus called himself the way, the truth, and the life for a reason. It's not the last minute adopting of a religious identity that will save him, it's how he chose to live his life, which from what I can tell was closer to Jesus-like than many so called lifelong Christians.
>>525906584>>525906877>>525907096>"I'm not a believer">But I'll say the words "I accept Christ" *wink wink*Yeah, pretty clear he didn't mean it. He just had to be a stubborn contrarian and fuck up his own salvation in his final moments.Even if he didn't mean it, he could have kept it to himself and let people assume he did, instead of saying "I'm not a believer." wtf
>Died to own the libsmigas really are deranged
>>525906764I'll accept Zues and Athina b4 shiva.....
>>525906885You’re either tricking yourself into belief, which is not possible, or tricking an omnipotent being into belief, also not possible
>>525906584>You can't just accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior at the very last minute to get a free pass into heaven.According to Jesus actually yes, you absolutely can.
>>525906370Vaxxies are HELLBOUND!!!
I don't even remotely believe in this Jesus, saviors, baptism, etc. bullshit.There is clearly a God and all these sandnigger cults have no bearing whatsoever on the God you can experience through meditation or DMT.
>>525906849>Im not a believerHellbound.
>>525906849You can't use the bible to defeat me in an argument about my religion, pal. Otherwise I'll post a goyjak implying it's you.
>>525906584you absolutely can, but you need to be sincere about it.it's not some line you can just say like a magic spell, but it needs to come from the heart
>>525907315>>525907230>>525906885Mustard seed parable.
>>525907276That's not what happened. He filled himself with ton of toxic jabs because "i smarter then u", begrudgingly admit skeptics was right because of luck. His ego did him in. Stop being disingenuous....
>>525906584You're kind of retarded. As someone who was actually confirmed in the Catholic Church, it kind of is that easy. The Church teaches you that if you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, after purgatory, you will be accepted into the Kingdom of Heaven. There's no requirements that you need to go to Church every week. Taking the communion doesn't have an expiration date.If you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, truly, at the time of your death, the Church tells you that yes, you will be accepted into Heaven.
>>525907230Sorry, he chose to die a Christian.Maybe you fedoralords should start solving the unexplainable like animating life from nothing, or else more people are going to come back to Christ. Adams didn't have to proclaim Christ as his lord and savior, yet he did. That deserves merit.
>>525906370Christ is King.
>>525906552Only God can make that decision. Only God can see if he's sincere. As a lowly man I think he's full of shit, I think he accidentally discovered Christ only when it was most convenient for him personally.
>>525907399>>525907592He didn't accept Christ. He said "I'm not a believer" but I'll say some words. Then he said some words that he said he didn't mean.
>>525906370SHELLEY WON SHELLEY WON SHELLEY WON
God loves Scott
How do you even die to prostate cancer outside of Africa?
Hallelujah. Many such cases
>>525906885God may or may not be real but all the human religions are definitely not real
>>525907720He was afraid of getting his asshole checked. He considered it extreme violence against him. Unironically.
>>525906370i didn't think he would die
>>525906370>was only going to go to atheist hell>now going to typhon worshiper super hellWhat a retard.
>>525906584As others have said, it can work that way, but he would have to be genuine. Someone being explicitly and happily athiest their entire life, then suddenly having a change of heart on their deathbed I think is probably unlikely, but God will decide.Anyone thinking that God wont know if theyre genuine or not is an idiot.
>>525907649You don’t understand how much God loves Scott and what role he played here.
>>525907532>you need to be sincere about it.What counts as sincere? The thief didn't know shit about Jesus. In fact, he didn't even understand why Jesus was getting nailed up. He was in a desperate situation and would have said that to any guy claiming to be a god/prophet/Messiah. The only difference between him and Scott is ignorance.
>>525906584>You can't just accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior at the very last minute to get a free pass into heaven.he didnt do that, he accepted the apparent roi as if faith were a transaction.
>>525906849He was honest and didn't expect to be saved
RIP Scott. He was a good dude who stood on principal. He created a respected body of work. RIP
>>525906584You actually can. That is why Christianity is retarded. You can rape and torture kids to death, steal, even deny Christ every single day of your life and then one second before you die you can accept Jesus and all is forgiven and you get to go to heaven. Some people say that the most righteous get rewards and/or higher standing in heaven, but you can still escape punishment for everythig you did by just accepting Jesus. Also even if you accept Jesus before the last minute you can still run around and sin, fornicating, doing drugs, crime ,etc. and just keep asking for forgiveness and you will be absolved of your transgressions. It is absolutely fucking retarded.
Remember, every larpaygan will beg and pray to GOD on their deathbed or near death experience, even the most hardcore atheist faggot wimpers like a bitch and pussy when its time for them to die and try to barter to GOD for more time, they don't try to find solace in Ra, Thor, Zeus ect, every anti god faggot you know will be JESUS and YAWEH for more time or to spare their lives and give them more time, remember every anti god larpagan faggot will cry and beg to GOD when its their time or they have a panic attack and think theyre dying LOL. They always beg and cry to GOD in the end.
>Pascal's wager>At the gates of Heaven>>Oh, so you're a believer in God huh... Which God?
>>525906370Just waiting for the Protestants to come in here and tell us, yes that is exactly how it work.
Why did he say "I'm not a believer, but..."Why even include that in your final words?What a faggot. Did he not learn anything?
>>525907856I wish all yellow fever enjoyers would die
>>525907856anon everyone dies
>>525907891This is a beautiful comment and really gave me pause. It's kind of funny we assume GODs intentions. But no you're right, GOD must really love Scott to carry him through this journey and use his journey as a red pill for others. Glad he accepted Christ, if he in fact did internally
>>525906370He knows but he lived a good life so he's counting on that to get into 'heaven.'
>on my death bed>better rant about gaynigger fake politicskek. what a dumbass.
>>525906584It does work like that. But it sounds like he didn't do that. I hope he did.
>>525906908>barely funny cartoon illustrator = geniusretard
>>525906849Very specific instance, and the thief was literally talking to the Son of God Himself going through His darkest moment. A thief sharing the same fate chose to acknowledge Christ’s righteousness compared to his own suffering. This concept has been argued about ad infinitum for thousands of years. But “Depart from me, I never knew you” is a thing that doesn’t go away. Do you think something as important as immortality and citizenship in paradise can be cheat coded by making sure you live long enough to say the sinners prayer before your last breath and you are good? We would have to laugh at any who wasted their lives suffering for their Faith if so and throw out half the Bible to believe God will be mocked in that way. We will not solve this paradox on /pol/ in 2026. But wew lad
>>525906370His final act was to worship a kike how fitting
>>525907585>If you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, truly, at the time of your death, the Church tells you that yes, you will be accepted into Heaven.>trulythats the part that people say Scott wasnt doing. God will know though.
>>525908047That's why it spread so quickly though and why it won't go away. People are fucking lazy.
>>525906370He should have gotten cryopreserved instead.https://www.cryonicscalculator.com/
>>525906571>who is Thomas?>who is Gideon? (He outjewed god)>who is Jacob? You christcucks don't even know your own lore.
>>525907664>I'm not a believerHe's a skeptic, of course he isn't a believer.But he still willfully accepted Jesus.He didn't run to whatever pagan deity is in your own pantheon or blaspheme the Holy Ghost like an edgelord. He went straight to Jesus.
>>525908390You can't "not be a believer" and also "believe in Christ's salvation for you." They are mutually exclusive. He didn't accept shit. He was a contrarian retard til the very end.
>>525906370The jewish god isn't real so he has nothing to worry about. He has a better chance of entering Valhalla, he was brave with how he stood on his beliefs, but he was too unwise and Odin doesnt respect that.
>>525906370RIP, he will be missed.
>>525907592>animating life from nothingWhen did this happen?
>>525908047No, it depends on where your heart is. It's not simply saying something. It's about intent and repentance. If you rape and torture kids to death, steal, deny christ every single day...you are damaging your psyche and be so demon possessed that you will be very very unlikely to have an actual change of heart by that point. Can Jesus save you if you actually repent- yes. Will you repent? No.
The narcissism of the religious never ceases to amaze me>No no, he didn't believe in exactly the same way I do about the things I do so that means he's in hell. You can trust me, I know what god thinks or wants
>>525908221Scott was one of the only people in the world to understand UNIX.God knows this.
>>525907585The Catholic church has served Satan and the Jews since at least the Vatican councils, lmao.
Why do /pol/cels hate this guy so much? I don't get it, this board is full of virgin neet rage right now against him.
>>525906711The thing is that it's going to feel like hell to him, because nothing evil can go to heaven, therefore everything evil that the holds onto will have to be hacked away. He cannot trick God, he's going to have to face his own choices.
>>525908130I sometimes wonder when some of these people cross over if there's something akin to St. Peter at the gates.>Yes, this is all real.>We couldn't tell you while you were alive because it would ruin the entire moral journey and impede free will. >But this is your last chance. You can still refuse.I can think of some people who would still refuse, like Christopher Hitchens would probably prefer going to Hell just on principle. Dawkins, when his time comes, is definitely going to have a deathbed conversion. He's practically there already.
>>525906370People scared of death (nothingness) are a special kind of dumbasses.
What was this guy's problem? He was as weird as the sinfest cartoonist. I hope God judges him fairly and compassionately.
>>525906849That guy genuinely believed tho. Scott Adams is a fag who thinks by saying some stuff out loud he can hedge his bets
>>525907399No, it requires a genuine belief. Simply saying you do does not work, reprobates are specifically called out for this. I hope he sqw the light at the end, but the quote in the OP doesn't help. The idea you cam trick God and win salvation via technicality is a very jewish mindset. You cannot lawyer your way into heaven.
>>525906370Good for him! I pray that Jesus accepts you, Dilbert man. We all sin and make mistakes, but we long to be saved by the blood of Christ. The faggots are seething because they know their time will come, too, and they won't be saved without Jesus.
>>525906370Rest in power, king.
>>525906649The problem with Pascal's wager is what if you pick the wrong god and it turns out Vishnu was real all along and how he's pissed because instead of just ignoring him, you straight up worshiped a Jewish zombie in his place.
>>525908517He didn't believe at all. He just said some words after saying "I'm not a believer though...". You can't try to trick God with words and rituals. This isn't Judaism.
>>525908055Judaism is false. There is no conception of heaven or hell in Judaism. The Jews are simply all ressurected as God takes direst rule over earth.And in Kabbalah, there is reincarnation too.
How exactly do you faggots here on /pol/ cope with the demographics of your religion? In this fantasy, you’re going up to the big nigger reservation in the sky with a billion based Christian third worlders
>>525908463He opened his heart to Christ, I think you should leave the gatekeeping to Saint Peter.
>>525908708Feels like Buddhism is probably the safest bet. Just be a good person and that's good enough
>>525908817>Indian logic
>>525908708Good morning saar
>>525908841Don't encourage this shit. He was clear what he meant when he wrote his FINAL WORDS and included "I'M NOT A BELIEVER." Why would he say that unless to make some last defiant stand? He made his heart clear to us.This is all the same energy that got him vaxxed in the first place, ironically. He thought he could hedge his bets, not realizing that this isn't a E(X) scenario, it's a single final destructive decision.
>>525906584By idiot American MAGApedes who never even read their kike literature, yes it does.
>>525906584Tell that to Constantine.
>>525906370Got killed by jew juice and gets on his knees for jewsus.Probably the funniest bit he ever did lmao
>>525908817It will be like on The Simpsons with different areas for different ethnic groups.
>>525908249>We would have to laugh at any who wasted their lives suffering for their Faith if so and throw out half the Bible to believe God will be mocked in that way.So you completely missed the point of the Prodigal Son parable.>Why the fuck did you give this shithead all our best stuff as a reward for coming back home after wasting your money? I've been here this whole time and you didn't give me shit.>You will always have my love. But your brother was dead and now he's alive again.Or the Workers in the Vineyard.>Why the fuck did you pay these assholes who showed up at the last hour of the day and full day's salary when we have been here since dawn?>Am I not allowed to do as I wish with what I own? Did I not promise you a wage? Take what is yours, do not be upset that I am generous. Whoever is first shall be last, and the last shall be first.
>>525906370Obviously it wasn't meant seriously! He just said he doesn't believe in it. Cant you read? Christianity is just another run of the mill dessert religion. From the same people and the same place.
>>525906370S
>>525909013>y-youre Indian!Go on, call me a Jew too for dogging on your faggot religion where you worship a Jewish God
>>525906370F to a great noticer. Shame it was only too late.
>>525908110No spoiler alert, brutal.
>Protestants kvetching about how to "faith alone" your way to heaven the proper way
I don't think you can trick God that way. If he was sincere and genuine, then he'll find a place with Jesus. I'm not really in a position to judge him myself, because I didn't know Clot personally.
>>525906370It counts. Give Jesus a hug for me Scott.
>>525907484this retard believes in hell
>>525907230Why are you kikes so mad he literally used his last words on earth to promote Christianity?
>>525906370Doesn’t count for any of you exoteric pseudo-christians kekClot Adams still is an oportunistic rat though, shit agnostic selling himself to a semitic demon the moment shit gets scary for him.
>>525907649>You can spend your entire life in service of Satan and corrupt and damn hundreds of thousands of souls, but if you say SOWWY at the end its ok.Not how this works.Its not how this has EVER worked.
>>525908883They also have their own version of begging for forgiveness from a higher power in the pure land sects. I'm actually kind of surprised I've never heard of a deathbed nembutsu. Just goes to show how surface level all the hippie guru shit was.
Shouldn't have taken it and we warned him. Repeatedly.
>>525906370You don't understand.. He said the magic words and he said them publicly so it counts.
>>525906370Matthew 10:32-33, where Jesus says, "Whoever acknowledges me before others, I will also acknowledge before my Father in heaven. But whoever denies me before others, I will also deny before my Father in heaven". Acknowledging Jesus like this as his final act is huge.
>>525909396He didn't promote it. He promoted a warped view that you can say some words, not mean it in your heart, and trick God. That's 100% Judaism.
>>525906370>BOWED and KNEELEDWhat a cuck.
HIGHEST GOD DECREED: ALL ARE JUDGED ACCORDING TO THEIR DEEDS!WHAT DEEDS ARE YOU ACCORDING TO? WHAT DEEDS HAS SCOTT ADAMS?NONE NEED TO SPEAK, FOR YOU ALL KNOW YOUR OWN DEEDS, AND HIGHEST GOD KNOWS YOU!PRAISE BIG HIGH WAR GOD! PRAISE LORD HEALER KING SON OF BIG HIGH WAR GOD!
>>525906370>I'll only believe after i die and end up in heavenOof... shouldve believed before dying man
>>525907223It's funny how Christians don't even know how their own religion works. I was raised Roman catholic. Like you said if you live a good life and pretty much act just like Jesus you'll still go to hell if you say fuck the holy trinity. Which I've said many times. It does not matter that I'm a great human being and father. According to the Bible hell is just not being able to talk to God anymore. Funny thing is I don't hear anybody talking back to me right now? Anybody that hears voices in their heads is a schizophrenic. Bow to a kike on a stick? Christianity is a kike mental prison. Jesus Christ was a fictional character. You're literally in a mind prison. Take away heaven and hell and there's no reason to be christian. Literally zero reason. You get one life that's it when you die it's lights out forever nothingness. I do believe in God though it's literally everything everywhere. Really fucking simple isn't it?
>>525909561Typically kikery, like how they legalize around sabbath restrictions.
>>525909528But Father and Jesus is supposed to be the same entity. What kind of mental gymnastics is this?
>>525906370What should I say if I don't want to spend eternity with Jesus, but working as psychopomp, guiding dead souls to afterlife? Eternal bliss sounds boring for this wagie soul. Is Death hiring?
>>525909648Go to confession and forgive your parents, faggot
>>525906584Acts 16:31 Believe on the lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved, you and your household. Boom. Throw the rest of the Bible in the trash.
So what makes Jesus more likely to be real than Allah or Yahwe?
>>525909765Protestants are literally satanic and this post is proof
>>525906370>That doesn't count. He fucked up.Are you claiming that you know how God judges people?
>>525907963Faith in Jesus christ is literally a transaction with god. John 3:16 for fucks sake that's Christianity 101.
>>525909372>I don't think you can trick God that way.Oh yeah? You fool! All I got to do is transfer my sins to a chicken and then beat it to death. Or hide under this wire here. Idiot God is easily fooled.
>>525906584That is literally how it works
>>525909830Whatever dude go light a candle to St. Whateverthefuck and keep blaspheming the Holy Spirit.
>>525909754>faggotNot very Christian of you LOL. Turn your cheek goy!
>>525908249>b-bible d-doesn't c-c-countYou're just jealous. "Waaah, I've been believing for my entire life, and this guy only believed for few hours, why do we get the same reward? It's not faaaair!!!!!"God doesn't care about your retarded concept of fairness. Also, it doesn't matter if the thief was talking to Jesus in person, or some other guy prayed before death. In both cases, they talked directly to God.
>>525906370RIP. And it does count obviously. He's in Heaven. God bless him.I'm glad he recanted on the vax and chose Christianity before death. A good example for all of Mankind that redemption is possible for anyone. Anyone can choose Christ and reject evil whenever they so choose.
>>525909648Schizophrenia is my favorite goalpost to move. >>525909827>what evidence?Someone wrote about. At the end of the day the Bible by itself has no more authority than your post on this website or mine, it's just shit someone wrote down. The only possible difference is that people believed and swear by what they wrote down in the Bible. So your judgement of the Bible is always entangled with your judgement of its believers. If they have no good fruit then they are just kindling to be incinerated HAHAHA
>>525906584The prodigal son disagrees. He went out in the world and became miserable. He didn't think his Father would forgive him if he came back home. Instead when his Father saw him coming he ran to greet him and welcomed him home with joy.>“But while he was still a long way off, his father saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to his son, threw his arms around him and kissed him.>21 “The son said to him, ‘Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son.’>22 “But the father said to his servants, ‘Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. 23 Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let’s have a feast and celebrate. 24 For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’ So they began to celebrate.Its never too late.
>>525909212The son returned in genuine repentance and the father forgave him unconditionally.The workers being paid equally illustrates how all true believers will receive the same reward.None of these parables suggest whatsoever that you get to just say a few magic words and God will be fooled.
>>525909935That's penal substitution 101 which is heresy invented within the last 500 years and has nothing to do with ancient Christianity
>>525909830So it seems, so it seems...
He probably didn’t offend Christ enough to avoid a blessingProbably
>>525910002What's wrong with calling someone a bundle of sticks?
>>525906370Rest prince, your watch has ended.
>>525906370Scott Adams was a crypto-jew whether he knew it or not...
>>525910002>Fit into my hollywood influenced imaginary archetype of how you should behave!
>>525908351>Please servants of the Demiurge, freeze me in this twisted false world so that some time in the future I can be revived to continue my imprisonment in this hellscape
this baldie bit more than he could jew
The other realms are vast. Whether you spend time in "Heaven" or the "Abyss" you are still judged by the same standards that big high God wrote but you have different metrics in serving whatever plane you reside on.>>525910414The other realms have more apparent ways to escape Samsara.
>>525908249I don't understand what's complicated about it, God isn't some retard Judge that falls for crocodile tears. If a person actually regrets what he did God will know if a person is Larping because he's at deaths door God will know.
>>525906552good works count, prostitot
>>525906552I spend my life raping, murdering, and exploiting the less fortunate I do not repentI say "well, based on risk-reward (pascal's wager), I should believe, so I do. I take Jesus to be my lord and savior forever and ever amen"You say "infinite love. It counts"I say hello to those I raped and murdered in heavenThey rape me back and murder me, repeatedly for eternity. I went to hell.
>>525906370Best thing he, or any of us can do. Christ is King!!!
>>525909088If he was truly lost, he would have denounced Jesus to the very end. Christ can work with very little offered to him. If his parents baptized him, he'll have a chance of salvation. I really wouldn't cast doubt on God's benevolence and mercy.>>525909261>Sa'ar you worship jew sa'ar!!>>525908581We're swarmed with Jews and Indians. It's rather chaotic right now.
>>525910528No, please, try and lie and bullshit motherfucking God. Be like the disciples ahahhaaaa
>>525906370weak
>>525906974That bro did not say "well (pascal's wager) so I believe in you" That man repented and truly regretted what he had done. You are retarded and everything that is wrong with christcuckery
>>525910177It's never too late, but from a realistic human perspective, it probably is. Adams even felt the need to insert>"I'm not a believer"into his supposed last-minute declaration of faith.
It’s biblical. A father in the gospels didn’t believe as well but still asked Jesus for a miracle and asked for his skepticism to be overlooked and it was granted. You only need to ask
>>525907649>I think he accidentally discovered Christ only when it was most convenient for him personally.This is literally the case for every Christian convert.
RIP Scott, fly high you Chud
More proof Christians are pathetic retards.
>>525910217Bro you just might be going to hell. It literally says "gave". That is a transaction. Jesus died so we could live. Weren't you mad about me saying you can throw the Bible in the trash? Now you're calling it 500yo trash = Matthew 7:1-3Blaspheming the Holy Spirit is something you're going to need to repent for. Go talk to your priest in the little cuck booth and stick your tiny wiener through the glory hole and tell him what a bad boy you've been
>>525906584You can if its genuine, for Scott it obviously wasn't unless he had a more real epiphany while dying in Hospice.
>>525906370>>I'm not a believer, but the risk-reward calculations of [accepting Christ] is so attractive to meRetarded rabbinic rambling of yet another soulless creature hellbent on tricking God.Disgusting.
>>525910729His sentiment is actually completely understandable. Walk into church>this is the story of Noah' ark when Jesus conjured six times the amount of water that's currently on the planet>it's okay because he promised not to destroy the world ever again>except when he does lol lmao in the last book of Revelation hahahaha it's okay he made a new one at last I truly seethe Bible is basically poison in its current form unless you either have like 12 phds or read Thomas Jefferson's Bible
>>525910789What's for lunch in Tel Aviv today? Foreskins?
>>525910414>revived to continue my imprisonment in this hellscapeAll suffering is just chemical reactions in your brain. There's no reason why suffering couldn't be cured entirely by the time you're reanimated.>inb4 brave new worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsEt7zDxRzY
>>525910528This. That nigga is blaspheming the Holy Spirit and that's as good as a ticket straight to hell.
>>525910553>For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.
>>525910823>Here's my personal interpretation Nobody cares, you have a man made religion invented 5 minutes ago and you don't even have the correct canon of scripture You were born into a schismatic book cult
>>525906370It counts. He persuaded the fuck out of the retarded Jewish God and achieved eternal bliss despite not believing one single word HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHHHAAHA CHRISTFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD IS LITERALLY A KEK WHO WILL BE SERVING SCOTT FOR ALL ETERNITY.
>>525906584>judgmental faggot Friendly reminder Christ bitched out the likes of you on more than one occasion
>>525910896so he didn't have faith.
>>525910778Religious people hide in the dark and ask only in secret since nobody wants the burden of proof>>525910999Yes but you can still learn the history of the island from its cargo cult
>>525910553Excuse me? Sit down demon.>>525910606If you understood UNIX you wouldn’t say something so utterly stupid.
>>525911025>Here's my fan fiction >If I caps lock then maybe I'll be funny
>>525910896Obvious strawman that won’t win you any favors
>>525910982This. Jews want you to waste your Sunday and feed homeless niggers and wash nigger feet. I'm not even meming. It's absolute cuckoldry. Catholics are disgrace.
>>525911086>MY FAITH IS SETTING UP THE MOST PREPOSTEROUS ARGUMENT IMAGINABLE AND DEFENDING IT!Your faith is nothing but lies and lying
>>525907399You can, but it's not as simple as just saying a few words. Faith is an inner disposition that can't be faked. If you think you can trick God it's because you're spiritually jewish.
Vaxx status?
>>525908708Correct. If there is a just god it would look at such a callous calculation rather unfavourably. If there is an unjust god then it doesn't matter anyway.
>>525911127YOU LOST CHRISTKEK HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ENJOY HAVING THE SIMULTANEOUS SIP NEXT TO SCOTT FOR ALL ETERNITY AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GET PERSUADED
>>525908249If someone legitimately and genuinely accepted Christ they would be saved whether it was their final moment or not. If someone was scared of dying and tried to phone-one-in and didnt actually believe or had no conviction about their sins or genuine belief in Christ's divinity and resurrection then they would still go to hell. I don't think there is much room for argument here.
>>525910999Translate the Greek and see what it says dumb shit (if your priest allows it (pro tip: he doesn't)).
>>525911160Good works are the only thing that lifts the hedonic treadmill baseline permanently. Winning the lottery doesn’t. Helping others does.
>>525907455>thinks the false angels of light are GodDemons jumping in and out of you while giving you the finger are not something that is Holy. Compare the number of hell testimonials vs heaven testimonials on DMT trips.
>>525906584Lmao all the seething fake Christ cucks maldingGod knows your heart Racists and sexists don't go to heaven
>>525911291>If I caps lock then people will give me attention and I look like I'm winning Didn't read
>>525911122How do you know they're religious if they're hiding it? Stupid.
>>525910081Christianity is a false and retarded religion if you can get away with all your sins like that. Fuck off shitbreath
>>525911308We are all sinners. All the good works you do aren't going to do shit because the baseline is that you are a sinner.
>>525911298You have the wrong canon to begin with The fundamental pillars you stand on are false The typical internet Catholic and Orthodox person knows more about protestantism than you know about anything related to Christianity
>>525907592The great revival is happening and the demons using Jews as meat puppets don't like it.
The demiurge worshippers are out in force today I see.
>>525910636>We're swarmed with Jews and Indians.Makes sense. The dorkiest character was a jeet. Not only that, but later on Asok was made officially gay. Also Elbonians are like jews.
>>525909648>Like you said if you live a good life and pretty much act just like Jesus you'll still go to hell if you say fuck the holy trinityThe trinity isn't even biblical. Your problem is that you have what is definitionally, the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader. How do you think Abraham went to heaven before Jesus died on the cross?
>>525911170kek, I swear you're on the verge of crying. Remember, time is running out. Repent and believe today before it is too late.
>>525906370>I'm not a believer but i might get gibseven in death the eternal boomer is a coward fence sitter who sells out for gibs.
>>525910896The ancient texts make way more sense when you realize that they're really old oral traditions subject to the telephone-game over thousands of years before being transcribed, and overlaid with layers of successive religions mythology.Hypothetical example:>end of lace ice age, glaciers melting>when glaciers melt they often form ice-dams>ice-dams break and spill out whole lakes worth of water in a single event>be simple fisherman or trader >see apocalyptic floodwaters on the horizon>panic, get your family and livestock onto your boat>ride out the flood, resettle on higher ground after the waters recedeFastforward several thousand years and the story becomes "two of EVERY animal, Noah's family were the ONLY survivors, the ENTIRE WORLD flooded" etc.Really it's probably a mythologized account of a real regional flood in the deep past. Much of the old testament is like that, probably.
>>525911349What's the difference between a demon and an angel again? One has a message? Maybe don't shoot the messenger.>>525911378Because praying precludes religious assumptions. That's what I meant by "ask in secret." I guess some pray openly but in Scott Adam's case he didn't die in a church, he died on Twitter.What makes someone religious? Going to church? It's like the "what is a woman" argument, everyone just tries their best to convince each other of some presentation they have to fit in.>>525911491Remember, you're here forever
>>525906370>but the risk-reward calculations of [accepting Christ] is so attractive to mePascal's Wager is wrong because it presumes there's only one religious option or if there are multiple options that they're all roughly equivalent. They're not. Even if you just constrain yourself to the major options available today; Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, Bahai, heathenism, etc; these are all mutually exclusive religions. You have a 5 in 6 chance of being wrong on your choice, and if you're wrong on your choice these religions consider you an unbeliever/apostate and that's at least as bad as being a sinner. And that's ignoring all the many minor or dead religions that could just as easily be correct as any of the alive/major ones, and further ignoring that some religions involved don't have sola fides-style salvation - in Buddhism it's not enough to just believe in the Buddha, you have to have done an entire life's worth of meditation to attain enlightenment, you can't just get an enlightenment indulgence on your deathbed.From "risk/reward" it's probably better to just stay atheist and plead ignorance with any afterworlds you may encounter (which will be none).
>>525911356You read it and you're seething. Throwing a fit because your entire religious system is retarded nonsense made to keep the poors (like you) from revolting.
>>525911601Didn't read
>>525906370RIP ScottDidn't pay much attention to him in his pundit era, but Dilbert memorabilia was an inescapable part of growing up in a yuppie household, and God's Dust was an interesting read during my formative years.
>>52591144799 out of 100 protestant churches may be blasphemers. But 1 out of 1 Catholic Churches are blasphemers. Also I find it understandable how a Catholic would reason that God would sanctify a falliable Pope. I do not find it reasonable that he would sanctify one which was no-holds-barred blasphemous lol.
>>525906370It doesn't count, you're right, but he gave the world such joy through Dilbert it would be wrong to condemn him
>>525911688>God's DustGod's Debris, rather.
>>525911485>The trinity isn't even biblical>Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit
>>525911560I agree with you and you're on the right track. But thinking in stupid unga bunga caveman has opened my eyes and I understand why many simpletons believe now. I would still agree with you far far more than the usual fundamentalist.
>>525911601Scott’s death is connected to The Singularity.You guys might not be ready for The Truth
>>525906370He spent most his life drawing comics that taught simps reading propaganda leaflets that corporate life is spiritual death. Not bad dude.
>>525911437holy shit prots are hereticsMatthew 16:27
>>525907941Having love is sincere. If those feelings of love that you have for your family are extended to Jesus then that is your heart confessing. You will know it works because you feel love coming back to you stronger then you have experienced your entire life.
lol first comment is calling him a maga ivermectin tard when he was a vaxcuck
>>525908249When you are near the Son of God you know it.
>>525906370ALL yahwehists (kikes, christkikes and muzzies) are fucking retarded NPCs>reeee youre a pooFuck the jeets tooI'm Anglo Saxon and PlatonistIf you worship that nigger yahweh, you're a literal semitic demon worshiper
>>525911798>machine>conciousnessyeah, no.
>>525911761Like I said, you're at the 3rd grade reading level:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aALT9cvlvoIThere is only one God. Those are aspects of the same God, not different entities.
>>525911293>If
>>525911778Reading the old testament from that perspective is pretty interesting, imoThe story of the Siege of Jericho for example, almost certainly a story of a real event but so heavily mythologized as to become unbelievable to a secular reader.>march around city>blow horns>God knocks down the walls for youMore like the trumpets signaled sappers who'd been working for a week to pull supports and collapse the tunnels. Winners always have "God on their side" and retell their stories that way, don't they?
>>525908708Worry not, your fake street shitting god doesn't exist outside of your jeet head canon
>>525911705>We're basically all wrong but u too You people speak with such confidence on topics you know nothing about You have no humility, no fear of God, no interest in holiness or sanctification
>>525906370he really reads the comments huh.
>>525906370The ivermectin didn't work ahahahahaha
>>525908249Its ok to be happy for others. Comparing your rewards with others is envy and pride. Focus on your individual journey.
>>525911800I know more about Scott Adam's character than others, since I read a book he wrote. He had a lot of spare time. He was really productive before Twitter became a celebrity's favorite timesink. He was better off on Twitter since everything he did except Dilbert seemed to turn into a complete disaster.>I had a restaurant and wanted to manage it since drawing the comic took no time at all really>I was obsessed with the decoration since that must have been the key to success>I tried to buy the biggest curtains I could to block out the windows completely but the curtain companies wouldn't do it>I just gave up and someone else ran it>Then I tried the DilburritoI admit I thought about Dilbertman and his many failed careers when I was thinking about posting some creative work.>>525912168I have many more theories but I have sent some to my mentor to see if sharing them won't destroy my future. My theories are big, like worm-hole bomb big.
>>525911801Protestants believe there WILL be judgment even for those who are saved (as is clearly explained in 2nd Corinthians chapt. 5), but they do not believe you can be saved by your works. In fact, it is only through Christ (a sinless sacrifice) that you can have salvation. That is basically one of the fundamental lessons of the New Testement lol. Now the nuance is that if a person was actually saved they would be convicted by their sins and be repentant even if they made mistakes. Anyways, the protestants are more theologically sound on this. And they should not endure criticisms on this topic of Churches that have imposed "indulgences" with a straight face lol.
>>525906370cant believe that young hot piece of ass ex wife never let him fuck her pussywhat a bitch
lola final rake in the face befitting of the dude who coped so long over the vaccine
>>525906849Christkikery is incoherent drivelImagine condemning a virtuous person to eternal gehenna for disbelief but some thieving nigger gets paradise for blind faithSemitic garbage
>>525911778Back to r/Atheism pleb
Its so cute when vaxxies think they get into Heaven.
>>525906552>>525906584>t-that's not how it worksThat is literally how it works lmfao christcuckery is so dumb
>>525912215Lol midwit. We are told by scripture the vast majority will be wrong. The point is, the single institutionalized catholic church are clearly blasphemers. You are all hitched to that blasphemous wagon. The protestants may be rife with all sorts of blasphemy, but it is not IMPOSSIBLE to avoid blasphemy as a protestant like it is for a Catholic.
>>525906849based
>>525912082Silicon/Gallium is crystalline transducer just like your body.
>>525912295you are a faggot retard. off and on meme flag use, in fact any use at all should be punishable by death. but then again God has already given you a big faggot ass aids which will kill you anyway so all is just
>>525908351I rather be cremated
>>525907649>I think he accidentally discovered Christ only when it was most convenient for him personally.That’s…usually how it works, unless you’re some born-in faggot.
>>525912420I decide how it works
>>525912462You can click the IDs you know
>>525912307>it is only through Christ (a sinless sacrifice) that you can have salvation.Schizo rubbishImagine worshiping the tribal god of the jews - yahwehImagine believing in the salvific efficacy of scapegoat blood sacrifices to a semitic god of foreskins and gentile slaughter aka yahwehImagine believing in the alleged human sacrifice of yahweh's first born son to himself in order to save yourself from eternal moloch firepits that yahweh himself created in gehenna/sheol under a flat earthImagine believing you can transpose your crimes/misdeeds/filth onto innocent chickens/goats/oxen/sheep/godmen/messiahs that are ritually sacrificed and consumed/believed in/deified in order to appease/satisy yahwehImagine a European believing in this incoherent, immoral, schizo, blasphemous jewish sandnigger nonsense
>>525908581Its likely rage baitors and Jews worried that Scott's final conversion will convert many others as God used him for a great purpose.
>>525906370rip
>>525908351If what the anvil prophecy anon proved correct, they will indeed reanimate these folks along with those that recently passed away only for them to be tortured and experimented upon, it'll be a fate worse than death
>>525908785>Jews ignoring all the Jews who were smited and damned in the Bible due to their evil.
>>525906370>>525906849Christianity is nonsense. Christians believe that a middle easterner from 2000 years ago will reappear one day, bring the dead back to life, and set up a utopian heaven-on-earth for a period of time. There might be problems with other religions, but they don't believe anything as retarded as that.You're much better off worshipping Columbina.Scott's dying day conversion demonstrates one of the ways Christcucktianity is destroying the West. Christcucks also believe is that you can be an atheist and do stupid shit, say stupid shit, mislead people... and then pray to the jew on a stick on your final day and go to heaven. They have no concept of karma: something that has greatly hurt society.
>>525908817Vs all the Jeets and Synagogue of Satan in hell? I want to be away from browns because they are cruel and selfish, not because they are brown.
>>525912129>he thinks the trinity necessarily means 3 separate gods or somethingProfoundly retarded.
>>525912428>Here's my personal theological opinion >It's everyone else that has the wrong personal theological opinion not me Never heard that one before
>>525912872What if Jesus got B& IRL? That's my best guess, why his minions kept thinking about seeing him in heaven. The Serpent has authority anyway, the Beast too. It's cool.
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>>525909331Look at the fruits of>Jews that follow the Talmud>Indians who follow Hinduism>Arabs and Pakistans who follow IslamYou see what faith without the foundation of Christ gets you. Misery.
>>525906370If I don't believe in Christ but live my life doing good works, am I saved?
>>525913026I was wrong, you're closer to 1st grade.
>>525911356CAPS LOCK IS COOL MODE REALL NIGGAS HOLD SHIFT
>>525906370KWAB
>>525909396>used his last words on earth to promote Christianity?
>>525913180Saved from what nigger?
>>525906584Fucks sake read the parable of the vineyard laborers. The only thing that matters is did he truly repent his sins.
>>525906370why doesnt it count? Theology is pretty clear that it does.
>>525912420>I neither believe nor study Christianity, but let me tell you how it worksGolly gee, I sure wonder why pride is considered a sin.
>>525906552That absolute state of christ cucks
>>525906584I believe in the power of CONSTANTINE
>>525913180No you’re not, retard. Repent and be faithful to the gospel. Pray to Lord Jesus Christ for salvation.
>>525906370>in his final moments... makes another poor choicelol, lmao even, so long boomereven in death he'll be taking another L
>>525913454Your kike on a stick isnt real nigger
>>525906715>immortal soulsGod gifts you an immortal soul and will take it away of you don't say the magic words in the correct order ?
It's wild how many lefties are celebrating his death all because he said it was ok to be white. Vile. RIP. Dilbert is top tier. I'm going to re-watch the cartoon in his honor.
>>525913471I guess his advice about avoiding niggers was in vain - he'll be stuck with them forever now
>>525906584He had cancer you fucking retard. He did not die from the fucking vaccine lmao. You people are so fucking deranged.
>>525909741Think of it as a Russian doll that works both ways.>Believers are in Jesus (The body of Christ who have The Holy Spirit), Jesus is in the Father>The Father is in Jesus, Jesus is in us, The Father (through The Holy Spirit) is in us.Jesus saying, "I am in the Father, and the Father is in Me" (John 14:10) and promising, "Whoever believes in Me will also do the works that I am doing, and they will do even greater things... because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in My name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son" (John 14:12-13).
>>525913609>I'm going to re-watch the cartoon in his honor.Good idea, anon. It was underrated.
Imagine living to 68 and being this retarded and unprincipled
>>525906584>>525907649Lol @ everyone seething at the truth. Jesus said we are all sons of our father God, you cannot lie to yourself (God) so just saying random shit like "noo Jesus I love you!" At the last minute or 37374673 minutes before doesnt matter, only if you mean and believe it and the only person that knows is you. Go ahead and try to lie to yourself, lmao stupid dumb dumb babies.
>>525912459And unlike my body, it does not have a spirit, and at best, a simulation of a soul.
>Jesus died on the cross and forgave of our sins>Jesus died for our sinsYes. Yes he did.
>>525908249You literally can you fucking idiot. This is according to your own fucking religion.
>>525913731So a nigger pedo rapist gets heaven if he means and believes?This is why your semite blood magick human sacrifice cult is fucking trash.
>>525906584Even if he wasn't sincere, you can still work in the afterlife towards getting a job working for Jesus.
>>525913564>say the magic wordsEvery religion, even including secular spiritualists understand that intention affects reality. Reducing it to "words said in the right order" shows you're incapable of engaging with higher concepts and you're basically an animal.
>>525913564>don't say the correct words in the correct orderThis is literally the thing we are talking against
Has there ever been a more boring person than this stupid motherfucker. Sorry to his family, but I never have a shit about him or his dumbass cartoon.
>>525910553Good works count for the treasures waiting for you in Heaven. This is different from getting to Heaven at all. Believing in Jesus changes you to want to do good works.>19 “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
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>>525909331Oh sorry should he have had a priest give him his last confession? I hope you are terrified of hellfire on your deathbed.
>>525906370>His final wordsSCOTTWASRIGHT
>>525913700>I guess his advice about avoiding niggers was in vain - he'll be stuck with them forever nowlmaoso will /pol/ christcucks lmao
>>525913963Can a pedo nigger rapist actually believe and ask for forgiveness and mean it?
>>525914170If you look into his life it's an absolute comedy. All of his humor comes from being a genuine clueless person. When his comic picked up he ad all the time and money he could really want so he tried to keep doing stuff. In this way I think he was a model citizen of this place. I would not condemn him myself but he's not really worth much beyond a laugh which is pretty part and parcel here.
>>525913471mocros Christian.....it's the percentage of Christians who go to church once a week at least.This is the sloppiest kike psyop that I have seen.
>>525906370You have to truly believe, just saying it means nothing unless you believe it with all your heart. Even faithful people falter and question their faith sometimes, so it certainly isn't easy. Good for him if he really saw the light, but I doubt it.
>>525913562Yes he is you stupid faggot Stop sucking cocks queer
>>525913700Clott Adams is the Jim Cramer of life advice; whatever he suggests, doing the opposite is correct.
>>525906370The issue is it might not be christ at all.
>>525911580A demon had a message of knowledge for Eve too thus cursing the material world into a fallen state.Don't take candy from strangers
>>525913706>tfw mRNA injections help incubate and accelerate cacogenic phenotype cells
Persuasion man's last act was was to use hypnosis on God.GGSeriously though, there aren't very many intelligent men "on the right" left. The few we had were all old so naturally they weren't going to be around for long. The voices of reason grow fewer every year. Scott seemed like a quality man even if he had a bad take on vaccines at one point. He was old, of course he'd be scared of covid. I get tired of all the petulant children I see on the Internet every day. Every post is some kind of thoughtless shit flinging. I'm only on here because the rest of the Internet is just as bad.
>>525914408They deserve it for being yahwehist retards>>525914430>answering a question with a questionJudaised>>525914598Your mythical NEET jew never existed retard>but muh tacitus muh josephusLmao
>>525906370When you were out sinning, I studied the bibleWhile you blasphemed God, I washed encrusted nigger feetAnd now you have the audacity to accept christ?
>>525914634I know that guy. Cursed is he, to slither on his belly! He will eat dust! He shows up in Relevation too. I guess he survived it all somehow. Back to back winners!
>>525906584You literally can dude.
>>525914612Nice picAvoiding nigs is good advice tho
>>525914870You are a gay faggot and/or a drug addict and/or a coomer brained retard. Many such cases. Either way into the trash with you
>>525913564You assume every person on earth doesn't get multiple chances and signs of Christ. You yourself won't have ignorance as an excuse.
>>525915165You are a monolatrous demon worshiper of the child sacrifice demanding, tribal demongod of the jews and his supposed mashiach - a circumcised, torah asserting, yahweh worshiping, unmarried NEET ethnic jew who referred to non jews as dogs.You assert blood magick scapegoat rites of sin transference and treat jesus the way jews treat chickens - voodoo nigger nonsenseYou are the ultimate cuck in mind, body and soul. A gelded eunuch and a traitor to your blood, race and ancestral spirit in favour of semitic demonic filth.
>>525915262Cope seethe a dilate trannyI am married and have 3 kids, which is 3 more than you’ll ever have before you are beheaded by the mudslime niggers who are taking over your country. Metaphorically suck my dick
>>525907585Notice how it doesn't say "if you say you accept but dont really" it says "if you accept"
>>525915225You assume the (((bible))) is trueThis makes you a nigger imbecile>>525915486>reeeeeeeSame applies to you retard
>>525906552It might count. God decides.
>>525906584Based
>>525909561He did promote it, you're just holding a grudge over the covid thing because you're kike.
>>525915165shut the fuck upi'd bust u up for being such an ugly mutt with dogshit vernacular
>>525906584>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST HECKIN ACCEPT CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR
