Hollywood has poisoning parents against letting kids be kids for decades, pic very much related
>>525910655What if he fell into the toilet while taking a poop that would be so silly haha.
>>525910655Repeat thread from yesterdaycatalog clutter
>>525910773I feel like his dad wouldn’t let him use a normal toilet after that
>>525910655Wasn’t just that movie
>>525910655Wonder where she wouldn’t put him if she didn’t have her purse with her
>>525910655Correct.>The sky is blue, news at 11
>>525912922Wish there was more of this type of photo more readily searchable.
>>525912922You’d be surprised how few people believe it
>>525910655Boomer parents were cruel cowards
>>525913129I miss those days
>>525916524I saw some of these monstrosities back in the late 70s/early 80s.They got rid of them all by the mid 90s. Everything got SAFE.
>>525910655Those kids were cunts though
>>525917258How so?
>>525917700Bro the oompa loompas literally sing about it.
>>525917938Yeah but the Oompa Loompas were being dicks about it, Mike Teavee just called out Wonka’s bullshit
>>525917258They were a boomer’s idea of a cunt>”The child…enjoys video games?”
>>525917996Fair, Mike didnt do anything wrongThe others put themselves in harms way and could've (should have, perhaps) been killed in industrial accidents
>>525919023I would argue Augustus didn’t do anything wrong either, he was literally told he could eat anything in the room
>>525919023Also iirc all the kids except Charlie were going to steal trade secrets for sale to a competitor
>>525919440We don’t know that, the other kids never got the chance to return their gobstopper to Wonka at the end like Charlie did
>>525919440They all were offered to get him a sample of the Everlasting gobstopper. None of them really given the opportunity to give it back to him, and no evidence either of them took the offer. They all broke the rules. Augustus kept drinking from the river after being told to stop. Charlie with the fizzy lifting drink. Veruca with her crashing out about the goose eggs. The gum chewer who couldn't not chew the experimental gum that wasn't ready for human testing. I'd guess tv Mike was probably the least worse. Why the heck did the oompa lumpas or Wonka let him get vaporized and shrunk.
>>525920014What’s really weird is they seem the most sympathetic to Veruca of all people, explicitly blaming her parents in the song, forcing the parents to share in her punishment, and giving her the lightest punishment.
>>525912104The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
>>525920508Ok
