Scott Adams. The only leftist to ever be REDEEMED!
>>525913433I hope heaven is real because there’d be no leftist there
>>525913433Guy thinks he found the cheat code to eternity. They always get scared when knocking on deaths door.
Christ accepts you Scott.You are loved beyond measure.Thanks for coming to the concert.
>>525913433Is there a tldr on why the guy who made Dilbert has been such a popular topic on /pol/ for years?
sorry Scott but your works fucking sucked
>accepts rabbi jeshua>diesKEK christianity sounds like a really good deal guys!
What if Jesus is a psyop? Surely something billions of goy believe can't be the truth
>>525913721He was based by boomer standards and liked to troll on the internet.
>>525913721Because /pol is full of retarded republican simps and he simped very hard for drumpf in 2015 sating that basicaly everything that came from his semen stained mouth is a rhetoric killshot or whatever
>>525913433Pascal's wager is a sin. He can never be redeemed because his life record tells Jesus all he needs to know, a life of sin overrides any last minute acceptance.
Jesus is also pronounced Haysoos
>>525913758He accepted God’s human Avatar.You should try it sometime. It might fix your Linux.I heard Benedict Torval put an Easter Egg in it.
>>525913433Good Goy.
>>525913514It is but it's not permanent. You'll be reborn back down here eventually.
>>525913433hes just going to reincarnate.this whole you burn or live forever in heaven is a christcuck fairy tale. dumb goyim
>>525913433There's no way his narcissistic ass is going to be joined with the assembly of saints.
>>525913433Another piece of the universe decided to become a slave to a Jew deity.
>>525913433Well that's it, he got away with raping little kids his whole life but if at his deathbed he says these few retarded words he's saved. Nice logic, christcucks. I fucking hate all nigger abrahamites. Some villain needs to develop a virus targeting only the doctrine filled subhuman abrahamite mind.
>>525914080This
>>525913721Took the clot shot and then regretted it and admitted purebloods are right and fuck the government.
>>525914002Yeah but as what? Imagine being reborn as a barnacle. Or a Somalian. Or an African kid adopted by a Hollywood celebrity.
>>525913433You know there are gods that are women right? Like you can pray to them and go to Heaven with them and have sex with them forever in Heavan. Christians go to Heaven with God, the Virgin Mary, and Jesus forever. That's ypu and two dudes that aren't virgins, but the only woman is. ',:|
>>525914124Probably will spend a few billion in purgatory. I know I’ll probably be there for a couple trillion. I am a wicked soul.
>>525913433Why did he redeem?
>>525913433>illbert wonProbably the most brutal comic strip mogging in American history.See you on the other side.
>>525913929Thief on the cross?
>>525913433Christ is King.God rest his soul.
>>525913433S
>>525913721He gradually became more radicalised. He predicted Trump would win in 2016 which put him in the media Trumposphere. /pol/ types chipped away at him, he got red pilled on race, he briefly got a young whore girlfriend in covid, fucked up and took the clot shot, admitted he was wrong then stopped thinking he must be smarter than /pol/ types who always make the right call and just blindly follow
>>525913433So when Christians die do they get their own personal Christ that hangs out with them exclusively, or do they have to share Christ with the rest of the believers? Like you get five minutes a year with Him or whatever.
>>525914347When did dilbert rape kids?
>>525914861The Holy spirit is everywhere, you fold into a big energy ball experiencing Christ 24/7
>>525913433He wasn’t a leftist you fucking retard and he didn’t die because of the vaccine either.
>>525915053That sounds based actually. I do believe in GOD but sometimes traditional notions are hard to swallow
>>525913721>get Vax>call everyone who doesn't science deniers>get Vax aids (cancer)>get radicalized and hate lefties and the Vax>dieHe's popular because he was already a mainstream popular guy that's why pol latched onto him
>>525913528And that's all they have to do, it is all they ever had to do and so will you.
>>525914080>>525914367Pajeets leave my country
>>525913433Checked digits. May his eternity be glorious.
I hope he went into a better place, sure he said a few globohomo favored things, but he still stood out and didn't seem like (((their))) paybitch. Whatever seemed to be the case, God rest his soul and may he have a better and happier afterlife.
>>525913721He warned us to stay the hell away from niggers
>>525914002The Kaballah is demonic
>>525914861>Thinking you can understand higher dimensions
>>525913433>it's another "fag who has done nothing for God in all his life thinks he can outsmart the creator and cheat his way to heaven by saying he loves Jesus only because he fears death" episode
>>525913433>implying god wouldnt realize hes converting in bad faithYou dont have a pass to sin just because you believe. Thats made up by the blasphemer "christians" who strayed away from the real churches(catholic and orthodox)
