China better not steal our technology.
And then it tips over
>>525918362the hand is black
>>525918362But niggers go to burger king.
>>525918506Then perhaps you need a moistened HEINZ towelette™®
>>525918551>what was Wotan thinking
>>525918362Wasn’t Heinz Dipper the protagonist in Die Hard?
there is something quite creepy about "cropped hand dipping food in sauce" photographythe hand, holding still for the contrived "dipping" pose, looks unanimated and DEAD, like the "person" dipping the food is a CADAVER.makes you wonder if they take these "dipping" pictures at a morgue.
>>525918362neat way to justify adding fewer fries i suppose.
>>525918362Why would you want to remind someone that nigger fingers probably touched their food before they ate it. No wonder fast food is dying.
>>525919416Gross brown hands in food advertisements make me NOT want to eat the food.If I pull up to a drive-thru and hear>wekum ta middonals, you'nna use tha mobile app?I just pull on through
>>525919522It wont be long before they charge for ketchup.
>waiter, there's a NIGGER hand in my fries
>>525919749None of this shit is food. Grow up.
>>525918362>America InovationsNiggers?
>>525919416>there is something quite creepy about "cropped hand dipping food in sauce" photographyWell it's always mystery meat mutt hands.
>>525918362NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS A GAME CHANGER
>>525918362why is it black?
The real reason for this is because the compartment for the ketchup reduces the amount of fries they give you
>>525918362This will make the line go up and save the west (for now)
>>525918362it's made in China, just like maga hats>>525918551did you not see OP's flag?
>>525918362Remember when McDonalds fries used to be tasty? Those were the days.
>>525918551>the hand is blackWell that is what the best consumers in the world (American white women) all demand.
>>525919887>French fried potatoes aren't foodWell your opinion is discarded. Potatoes are food. What are you, 17th century aristocracy?
>>525918362>nigger hands touching foodContinue to drive tru.Don't stop.
>>525918551why do you think their slogan is "I'm lovin' it" without the g?
>>525918362Anyone else lose their appetite when seeing black hands next to food?
>>525918551It's an american inovation
>>525918551*American
>>525920592>mmmmm carbs fried in motor oil covered with industrial waste product masquerading as an essential electrolyte MMMM
>>525920592They're fried in machine oil, nigga. Also they don't ever change the oil, it just boils perpetually in the cooker thing.
>>525920026I wonder if anyone ever actually won a visit from Davis...
>>525918362Greenlanders don't know what they are missing.
I've never tasted ketchup in my entire life.Probably never will.
>>525920203Delete this
>>525924326I'm a sloppa connoisseur and I view any packaging change with the suspicion it deservesLike they got rid of the red fry boxes for medium/large fries at our McDs in our region and replaced them with paper ones like the ones they put the small/happy meal sized fries in and it's very clear you are getting less fries for eachthe boxes for stuff like big mac and QPC have gotten smaller over time to match the gradually shrinking sandwiches, you definitely notice how much looser the paper is around stuff like McChicken and McDouble now, I could go onPrice go up, quality and quantity go down, always
Let's post things China invented
>>525918362padapapapaaa
>>525918362>Heinz dipperadd it to the list
>>525925726kek
>>525919768This is why America rules the world
>>525923019>essential electrolyteit's what plants crave!
>>525918362Fast food engineering technology reached its apex forty years ago.
>>525927899
>>525927899this was such a good idea, just the packaging was wasteful -- it would be nice to see this remade with recyclable materials
I've used a soda cup lid flipped as a ketchup dish since I was 10
>>525918362America does it again.Suck it, World.
>>525920592>What are you, 17th century aristocracy?KEK
>>525927899Except cold, "American cheese" sounds horrifying.
>>525918506>He didnt buy the HEINZ™ dipper standWhats it like being poor?
>>525918551>blackYou mean American.
>>525918362This shit needs to be standard with every mcdonalds fry order. You should have to opt out of ketchup, not be required to opt in.
See AI is already paying off in spades. A team worked with microslops copilot to design this totally cool new idea.
>>525919058is it true that "family matters" is the same cop from "die hard"?
>>525929092I would prefer them to use thicker plastic packaging.
>>525918362oh yea let's just add more laminated paper and box production cost to drive up consumer cost when fries are already fucking retardedly overpriced and they only put a few in the box (at least here in burgerland, the mcds i've been to in china actually fill it up).havent had fast food in years, making fries at home is easy. some people deep fry, but what I like to do is bake homemade fries and then fry them a few inches oil in a pan.
>>525918362They will never actually spend the extra .003 cents per pallet to add that little flap to the box unless it's a limited run promo for the new disneyslop.
>>525927937
>>525931424kek, great edit, anon
>>525918362just think of how advanced America could be if it weren't under the control of Jeffrey Epstein's white collar criminal friends who spent all the post WWII decades looting the central bank with a variety of poorly masked business scams.These people truly deserve the worst possible deaths. I don't think there's a single honest public company in America.What a shit hole. Most corrupt country on earth.
YOUR DAILY REMINDER fromAWAYLANDER TRAVEL SERVICESbefore you complain that the odds are stacked against you, double-check:>am i in the right country?most of your frustration and confusion stems from the wacky blooper moment of your arrival in someone else's country. woops! what a mix-up! luckily most airlines fly both ways
>>525918362This design was originally developed as a compartment for dispatches on American exoskeleton armor architecture. So in a way, this would be a design that the Chinese would have been after. Everything comes down the military pipeline anymore. Really every technology we use.
>>525932079So what do you Gravy Seals call this, a tactical ketchup pouch?
>>525918551spbp
>>525918362Mustard is the superior sauce to dip fries in
>>525918551Lmao
>>525918362Is it compatible with mayonnaise?
>>525932460I don’t call it anything, I’m not assigned to that project anymore. But gravy seals is fairly amusing.
>>525919416ive been on 4chan for ages and somehow this made it to top 5 4channest 4chan posts I've ever readwhat the fuck
>>525930028I can only apologize for it.
>>525918362Are there no white people in America working in marketing any more?
