Can't pin what exactly makes these people look stupid as fuck. Maybe it's the inability to match clothing styles? Maybe it's the unkempt hair? The public hair beards? Idk man but I hate it.
>>525919149Damn that guy looks dapper
>>525919149*Pubic hair beard. Fuckin Addrall's wearing off.
>>525919212He'd look a thousand times better if he got a haircut and dress pants.
>>525919149>level 10 neckbeard/edgelordThat guy took a multi class, can tell that much... :D
>>525919149At least he's trying. People who wear pajamas in public are a lot worse.
>>525919317Agreed. Jeans are for peasants.
>>525919149Autism
>>525919149zero internal dialogue from calcified pineal gland
>>525919149Cozy>>525919257he's young>>525919317that's a lot higher maintenance level, and just to appease OP?
>>525919524t. neckbeard chud
Why do you care?
>>525919394Fair.
>>525919149>out for a stroll>I make a stop for some oriental slop>a seething adderaloid cant stand my presense>as I leave I feel a weight in my trousers, it's the cute cashier girl she's attached herself by the mouth to my penis >WHORE! I am reversed for marriage
>>525919149Is that dude rockin a shillelagh? Pretty cool honestly, I wanted to make one for myself. I’ve got some nice sticks picked out if anyone wants one I’ll make you one for free, and it might just be the nicest shillelagh known to man
Hat with jeans.
>>525920062Poetry.
>>525919149>you're a lizard Barry- Captain Picard of the Rebel Alliance
>>525919149that's what half of 4chan looks like
>>525920222I'd be interested and I'd be willing to pay.
>>525919149He looks fine. The stick is more questionable than the hat. Although he might benefit from a taller hat with a wider brim with his head shape/size.
There is a monkey with a scooter!
>>525919317His moms eyesight is not what it used to be.
>>525920826I’m not a professional woodworker, I couldn’t accept payment but say a prayer for me. I’ll get to work on the shillelagh, I really don’t think it should take long at all. Any preference in wood? Most of the sticks I’ve got are hard maple, but I’ve got a few pieces of birch and one or two pieces of cherry that I think are goin to be real nice. Add me on truth social and respond to one of my comments with a place to send it, or tell me here where you’d like me to send it
>>525920826Also how tall are ya? I’m like 7 feet tall, so I’d really like to get the length right for ya. You could just send me a letter also, I do always appreciate a handwritten letter in my mailbox. That way I’ll know where to send the shillelagh
>>525919149I don’t get it.He’d be the only guy I want to make friends with in the room.Not like I gotta fuck him
>>525919149>Can't pin what exactly makes these people look stupid as fuck.he is fat
>>525919149>What causes this shit?Denial of God.
>>525922157Unironically it's the stingy brims. As a hat guy myself I can tell you that all the cheap hats are shit and look like shit. You can't get the crown height or brim width most guys need until you're spending several hundred bucks. MAYBE you can score something cheaper off Ebay but that's another minefield.
>>525919257>speed addicthave you started picking yet?
>>525919149SLIDE THREAD POST PLASKETT
>>525920826don't believe that guy, is some schizo troon who will try to scam you or send you his dick picks
>>525919149He needs to lose about 20 lbs, either shave the chin beard or grow a mustache and wear dress slacks instead of jeans and as others have said, get a better hat
>>525921282arent these supposed to be magic weapons?do you do any ritual with them?
>>525919149Post your body and wardrobe right now; until then stfu idgaf.
>>525922632 I saw a guy come up in my recommended videos on YouTube recently who makes top hats, but does like skulls and stuff on the top of them. Thought they were kind of neat. Can Newton was wearing a white top hat the other day talking about his personality, made me like the guy.
>>525919317Leather shoes too. We should all stop wearing sneakers.
>>525919149They're fat and wearing full unlayered outerwear indoors. Take your hat and coat off you obese queers
>>525919149Oh shit, here comes the atheist!
>>525919149social awkwardness
>>525919149Damn that is good looking well groomed and dressed gentleman of the highest order.
>>525919149It's your retardation.
>>525923121I just pray to Jesus Christ. I was going to wittle a Bible passage into each shillelagh thought. Maybe come up with a name more clever than “Holy Stick man” you want me to make you one anon?
>>525923375like mystery? mega cringe
>>525919406Thank god I'm a poor fag! My Levi 550s are comfy af!
picrel, what I wear every day
>>525923375I scored a bowler-looking homburg off of Ebay. I paid like $30 for a $300 beaver felt hat. I get mad compliments on it. If you want to learn about hat shit this is /pol/s preferred autist: https://www.youtube.com/user/quadrogong1111/videos
>>525923668Who?
>>525919149tranime
>>525919149imagine going out in anything but a solid color tshirt and jeans
>>525919212the jeans ruin it and his inability to take care of his physique is the cherry on top of said ruination
What a fine gentleman
>>525921282look at this faggot doxing himself on 4chinspizza incoming
>>525919149There's a lot of issues. Posture first, second, mismatched clothing and colors, third, overweight.To fix this, I would advice a coherent ensemble of high-quality clothes with a better fit, accessories centered around a single central color, and adoption of a confident posture, like he's comfortable in his skin. Presently his posture says not only that he is uncomfortable, but that he's trying too hard to remain nonchalant by purposely focusing too heavily on what he's looking at. This is something a lot of autistic people do because they're uncomfortable being seen by other people in public spaces.Then, obviously, he could work out to lose some weight and have a better physique, but it's not needed to remedy the immediate glaring issues.Honestly, a lot of you guys in here could stand this advice.
>>525919149You're asking a website full of people that look like that why he looks like that. It's a lack of socialization with socially adept people. He's morbidly obese so he has a sedentary lifestyle, probably sits in front of a computer more than not. He has unmatching fashion items, conversational pieces, because he's wearing a costume. you'll see guys like this wearing all kinds of different outfits. they're just costumes. He's basically playing as his own custom character. He could be a 4chan user, or a bRedditor.
>>525923761I appreciate it anon, only have so much time I don’t think learning hat shit is in the cards for me but man your beaver felt hat sounds like the cats pajamas
>>525923922Oh no! Someone might know who he is! Who the fuck cares? Not like he's done anything wrong.
>>525919149Highschool drama programs
>>525919149What a fine gentleman out on the town.Pray tell, where might I buy a scarf of that quality?good day and I hope your endeavors end in a night with a dashing woman with voluptuous breasts
>>525922738>muh legal methnigga I'm so adhd if I couldn't get stimulants I'd probably be without a job and homeless.
>>525919149>try to play dress up as a fat autist with glasses>shave your mustache like a colossal retard to go for the extra autistic neckbeard look>wear a small hat that makes you look even more fat>jeans, even light fucking blue>extremely low quality coat>colors are all over the place, black and blue doesn't mix, black and brown doesn't mix, the barf scarf only fits clowns>end up looking like a hoboat this point, just wear white running shoes with that custome
>>525924654Just drink 5 cups of coffee a day.
>>525923305I'm not gonna do all that but here's a photo of me from a couple years back.
>I can't believe I am the only white person in this entire building>everyone but me is fucking retarded looking>the women are all dressed like whores>why are they playing rap music over the speaker system? This is an elementary school>I hate this land
>>525919317Or black or gray jeans, full beard instead of that front part missing for no reason, and the haircut would definitely help a ton suicide mission 6ix9ine no I said 6ix99 said 6ix9ine not 6IXXIX9 no I said 6ix9ine there we go that’s better oh great look it’s fucking changed it right at the end I said it changed it not it’s changed that you fucking nagger nigger that spells you NIGGER that spells you
>>525924744I’m making my third cup of coffee of the day. You like coffee? My parents are Endless Mountains coffee company. I could send you some quality fresh roasted dark roast if you’d like to try some
>>525919149Drip lords are born, not made.
>>525919317he'd look better if he didn't wear the scarf + trenchcoat combo
>>525919149Peeeeeekyfooookinblaindaaas>it’s on Amazon prime>sees retards walking in 20/30s attire here daily
>>525919149It's you inability to be happy.
>>525919149>dumbo ears>ginger>obeser>no aesthetics sense>no self awarenessdumping the walking stick and tiny hat would massively reduce the cringe factor, followed by the harry potter scarf and pube beard.
I’d play magic with this guy while we discussed our favorite anime.
>>525919149Alright lets have a selfie with timestamp OP
His dad didn't call him a faggot enough
>>525925361Love coffee. But don't worry about it, I'll order some, myself. I like patronizing small businesses
Autism
>>525924159This site is dickless these days anyway
>>525919149>trash beard>cane despite not needing one>blue jeans>black tennis shoesIf he puts on big boy pants, loses the fucking cane, either shaves the beard OR has it done by a barber who understand what he'd doing, and most importantly puts on grown up shoes, he'll still stick out. He'll still look odd. But he'll find a bitch who likes it.
>>525925797My parents were about as small business as it gets. I’m proud of them for that.
