Anons, I’m thinking about joining ICE.50 days of training. 3 years service minimum.Idk about the bonus, prolly won’t get shit.Almost 40 rn, but body is in good shape.Athletic requirements should be easy to pass. I’ll be smarter than the other rubes they draw in, so should be top of class.50k starting a year.I just… idk, not much for taking orders without thought. Worried a bit about ZOGging out and having to do something I know is bullshit vs disobeying and fucking myself over.Got nothing else going on in life tho, and if the stay is only 3 years, I can literally get in while the gettin’s good and be out b4 we go blue and I get cucked by the law.And I can bodyslam some brown ppl maybe.Thoughts?Picrel: a very nice pikachu drawing
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>>525923591Wondering about joining meself. I have a crush job but don't know if I believe in doing this for much longer
>>525923591Coffee?Good or not?Just don't drink like a whole mug at once.
A 3 year contract sounds basedGo for it anon improve those numbers and have fun!
>>525923591>Thoughts?kill yourself you kike glazing faggot
>>525923591All retard normies think they are fucking geniuses and can game the system or won't be indoctrinated. Its honestly insufferable at this point
>>525923591MADE
>>525923591>Picrel: a very nice pikachu drawingYes, most impressive. Very smooth lines.
>>525923591Oh shit, there was Pikachu in that picture the whole time
>>525923591I'd join if I didn't already move to a 90%+ white state.
>>525923591
>>525923591DAIRY QUEEN
>>525923591Good luck. I applied, but I''m a neet whose only job experience is Wal-mart
>>525924217But I am smarter than the average bear, you fucking retard. I said nothing about gaming a system.The only thing imma game is your mum’s slutty puss.
>>525924768Did they reply? What happened?
$50k starting?Ooof, that's not great honestly. I'd start asking questions about overtime opportunities, upward mobility, etc.NGL I wouldn't do it for less than $80k. That's a LOT of time in the field. A major commitment.
>>525924863I never heard anything back.
>>525924157But why?Beyond you sperging out like retarded faggot, do you have a pointOr do you just not want me to deport your shitty little brown family?
ICE are saving our country. If you have high ambitions in another career, don’t do it because your ICE stint will sabotage those plans. But if you just want a good career serving your country and your people ICE is pretty good. Just understand the job is about to get very dangerous.
>>525924948The opportunity to catch spics would be good enough for me.
>>525924768>>525925014Is there a contact you can follow up with? If so, you should.
>>525924948 But the thing with these kinds of jobs is that they pay for fucking everything.Like the military.So you have practically no overhead.Unless you already have a family, you’re just kinda like a ronin earning bucks and slaying brown cucks
>>525924948It’s $50k plus government bennies, time off, overtime, and hazard pay though. Plus it gets you in the GS system.
>>525923591Join ICE. I would if they had a closer office.Gotta' catch 'em all.
>>525923591You get to wrangle browns and shoot libtards. Seems like a no brainer to me.
>>525923591Id take the job except the nearest office is far as fuck away and there's no guarantee id be appointed to that one. cant exactly up and move.
Have fun with the new Nuremberg trials dumbfuck lol thats what you get for following the orange globalist Trojan horse
>>525925032Idk about all that.I’m not Troosting the Plan anymore.Drumpf is a fucking failure on nearly all counts. Which is why I’m still not gonna sign up to die for Israel.But ICE?I just can’t see how deporting browns could ever be a benefit for Jews.I can take solace that my small contribution will mean something.
>>525923591Deport a lot of brown people for me
>>525923591go for it, buddy, it'll probably be one of the more thrilling parts of your life and beats being an office wagie with karen from hr breathing down your neck
>>525923591go for it bro
>>525923591>cant even paint it rightWorthless whore
I'm fat do they have any desk jobs
the red terror is recruiting on /pol/ strange time we live in
>>525923591>effortlessly making 5k a month drawing children's card games while millenials jerk off to your fully clothed cow tits
>>525923591all women are whoresI hope this dumb slut gets an unwanted dark skinned migrant baby
>>525923591Did you say pokemon?
>>525925231>a no brainerYou did that on purpose :D
>>525923591I would join if I could stay local. I'm not getting sent to a State I could give two shits about.
>>525925133A bit too late for me as I'm shipping out for basic training in a few months. Maybe after my enlistment is up I'll join then.
>>525925596i doubt that is the point of her picture.
>>525925341Because you laying the ground work for suspending thr constitution and giving up your rights is a fair trade off for jews to sacrafice illegals for. The illegals will just be back in full force after trumps gone ect, and you giving up your rights will be easier for jews to round you up without due process ect. You traded your constitutional rights away because some orange globalist faggot appealed to your low IQ and emotional output of a women. Jews just like they use azov are you using you with trump and ice. Congrats dipshit, the jews will deport illegals because sometimes to make an omelet you break a few eggs, your rights and the ability to send you to camps without due process is worth deporting illegals for LOL dipshit
>>525923772You're right about the coffee anon
>>525925318Is this a bot or some loser that thinks posting blatantly false things is a kind of epic own?Also who's the girl with the tits?
>>525925318He's right guys! Our enemies are simply too powerful! We can't fight back :(
>>525925752Due process is for citizens not foreign invaders you stupid traitor
>>525923591>Worried a bit about ZOGging out and having to do something I know is bullshit I would be worried about this too, but at the same time, ICE really only has a very limited jurisdiction unless they change the name and keep the force. Like what's really the worst betrayal of the white race that you could commit working for Immigration Enforcement? Even if you start getting unconstitutional orders, they would be against brown people who we need to remove from our country by any means necessary. Constitutionality went out the window decades ago anyway. Might as well take advantage of the corruption to help save the white race from extinction.
>>525923591If you join ICE you will have to shot anons retard
>>525923591think about killing yourself instead
>>525925752you are shouting into void. the options presented are:>be overrun by brown people and be forced to live by their rules>kill them and deal with your own draconian government afterwardsthose are your options. that is it. it would be best if you wake up and understand that.
>>525923591"Look at my boobs...I mean painting."
>>525923591I applied last week for one of the Enforcement Officer positions. Filled out their online application and also sent in my actual application/cover letter. I ended up getting an offer for Program Analyst instead due to my work background. It pays good, but I wanted to physically smack some people around. I have till the end of the week to decide.
>>525925752You fucking lunchbox, when do we even give a shit about some gay Cuntstitution anymore?Our guns are just for taking pictures with for Instagram and Faceberg.We ain’t stopping no tyranny with these things bro.We’re going under. That’s a 100%.But in the meantime, sending a couple spics back across seems like a decent and fun thing to do.Also, yes. They’re going right back over when the blues get back in.Like I said, we’re going under already.
>>525925318Nuremberg is for people who lose. not for killing your enemies.
>>525925885>>525925862>>525925831>>525925930I love how you dipshits cant disprove anything I've said only whine and cope like little homos, palantir and Blackrock and trumps love for israel and netenyahu prove what im saying is true LOL when everything i say comes true im going to laugh more than im already laughing at you dumb niggersFallen angels are right about humanity, dumb ass sheep and easy to manipulate.
>>525925898And if they ever expand the jurisdiction and change the name to "Antisemitism Investigation Bureau", you can just say "okay I'm done, thanks" and cash out.
>>525925898That’s a good point, buddy.Thank you.I feel better on this side of things now.
>>525926157>I'm wrong now but will be right eventually! Ha ha ha I'm so smug and not mad at all!I accept your concession
>>525925862BASED
>>525926219And you havent proved it was wrong LOL Screencap my original comment, so I become the prophet I always was, im just smarter and better than all of you :) its okay fagboy the patriots are still in control (cope) LOL
>>525923591This is ai she doesn’t exist idiots
>>525923591Wait, what were we talking about?
>>525926188I've been considering it myself, but I have a pretty good career going and a few things to pay off. I'd be taking a huge cut working for them, but I feel like I would be more aligned with my dharmic duty
>>525923591damn
I just blew up my life to go live with parents at the beach (no kids). I hate that this is an option
>>525923591One can only imagine
I am going to live my entire life without ever experiencing any significant sexual pleasure
>>525926621
>>525923591I would join if I was a yank>tfw ICE creates a foreign legion and foreign immigrants throw other immigrants outBut realistically when the democrats next get into government they're going to gut the whole organisation and probably pursue everyone in it for crimes against nigmanity or whatever
>>525926649But what if we chud’d out in ICE for a little bit together, bro?I hear they’re taking practically fucking homeless ppl right now.50% of ICE is brown already, and the stay is only 3 years and some change.That’s not terrible.No, we’re not gonna challenge Elon in the space race afterwards.But this is… something right?Tf else do I have going on?Rotting as a fucking NEET waiting for Orange Man to save me?Fuck this shit.Maybe slamming a couple unruly spics will make me feel better, idk.And if they shoot me?Fuck, I was gonna do it myself anyways, thanks for the save, broskis.
>>525926157>heh, you think i'm seething? I'm actually not seething at all! I really think you're just projecting because I can see into the future and in the future i'll be right!
>>525923591go for it bro. id do it but im fifty. ICE is such a boon for young people looking to get into a good line of work without a bunch of schooling. and you can bet that afterward youll be well positioned to join a police force in a red state and secure another well-paying job. and ultimately, if whites are going to survive in this country, they need to stake a position in the government's enforcement apparatus. thats where the real power of a state is, where the rubber meets the road. so yeah, go for it.
>>525925694Its an AI picture you hylic jeet
What happens when Dems retake power and start coming after everyone who joined ICE 2025-2028? They'll know that anyone who joined during that time is le eebil Nohtsee. They can't prosecute all, but they can come at you in other ways and fuck you over. I would do it anyway if I was qualified because my life is shit regardless. I won't get hired. But I applaud anyone willing to do it. Just keep in mind that Dems may go on a revenge tour ala post-Jan. 6.
>>525926671I can’t imagine that they would be able to go after individual agents for crimes against nigmanity.That would be unprecedented.But yeah, Slutty Noem could be in jeopardy, but I’m not gonna be calling shots within 3 years.And if we make a foreign legion, I would be MORE than pleased to remove some kebab for you, bro.
>>525927068I will deport your family first, just so you understand.
I'm not sure that's a good idea. You're taking a massive gamble. If things don't go the republicans way then everyone in ICE is probably gonna be punished badly once Trumpism dies (he'll die sooner or later and nobody is gonna be able to take his place with MAGA)
>>525927179What happens when you are a pussy too afraid of what your enemies might do?
>>525927092I just don’t think I could be a full on ZOGbot.I couldn’t enforce half the shit these motherfuckers do in good conscience.Besides, they actively cull anyone over about 115 in IQ for the police.
>>525923591Go for it fren. Stomp Karens while you're at it. Say hi when you make it on the news.
>>525927365Fair enough. I have a decade-long resume gap with zero relevant experience, so I have no chance at getting accepted, but for young men who never plan to join the "lib" establishment or corporate world in any way, it's a good idea.
>>525927080>goes to the trouble of posting a meme JakLol yeah your butt is hurt lol
>>525927179That’s why I’m thinking 3 years right now.I’m expecting Drumpf to flop and blues to take over.But I highly doubt they are going to be hanging ICE agents who dindu nuffin and we’re just following orders.If so, then fuck. Guess I gotta cross that border I was defending so hard.My Spanish is decent enough.
>>525923591>40maybe you can be one of the office guys, the brown stompers are on the posters but it's probably like the army, for each of those they have five dudes whose job is to keep the guns oiled and the trucks clean, make sure nobody lost half their kit in the woods, set up the deportation convoys or just fuck around on Instagram all day and map out where the guys posting in spanish are from EXIF data to plan raids.
>>525927689Nah, I’ll fuck a nigger up.Lifetime martial artist.In a slump, but was going to go professional.I’ll have no trouble body’ing the youngsters.
>>525925660Lol even funnier this chick is AI generated, she doesn't actually exist. You can tell from some of the other photos on her insta/OnlyFans.But some fat dude at his computer found out he could scam horny plebbit nerds out of their money by generating a cute pokemon nerd with massive cow udders.
>>525926084>You fucking lunchboxWhat does this mean as a insult? I want to start using it but I've never heard anyone call someone else a lunchbox as an insult.
>>525927179they're not going to do shit. half the people in this country support ICE. its not some rogue KKK outfit--its a law enforcement agency executing laws that were passed by the US legislature. also, half of ICE is hispanics anyway, so they cant even play the racial game. and lastly, most importantly, i hope they fucking try it, because then youd finally have tens of thousands of armed former law enforcement officers used to urban engagements forced to revolt against the leftist regime, and it would virtually guarantee a civil war.
>>525927682It's basically giving them a list of everyone who opposes globohomo, so you'll never be "safe" as long as libs are in power, but I agree it's very unlikely they'll go after everyone when they don't have specific criminal charges they can stick as they did with the J6ers. I don't think it's a major risk but just something to keep in mind. Good luck.
>>525927923Lol, I ripped it off a “Lil Donnie” meme actually.I don’t think anyone actually uses it.But it makes me laugh.Means you’re stupid, I guess.
50k starting + per diem means you basically would have most of your living expenses covered and can invest most of that money into whatever, if you were trying to speedrun retirement this would be the quickest way + you get to shoot libtard women and deport brown people.On the other hand if you're in a busy area you'll get a LOT of overtime, so it's a huge commitment. You'd better really like deporting brown people to do this.
After midterms ice is done. Mark my words. >inb4buzzwords>inb4lememes
>>525927179I guess they can try and send people to try to kill me and my dad while we're having a drink. Not going win but would die with a smile
>>525928140Extreme doubt.ICE isn’t done til 2028 elections.
>>525928028I dont feel safe now, i see niggers everyday
>>525923591You can tell all ICE agents are Goy cattle because they’re all obese. They love their Goy slop.
datamining thread so president cortez can throw you in the gulag in 2029
>>525928052>Means you’re stupid, I guess.No ones arguing that here. I am going to have to confiscate that insult for later use. Thank you sir and good luck.
>>525927391suit yourself, but bear in mind that when you are a police officer, YOU are deciding who gets a citation, who gets arrested, and who gets away. its also honestly a pretty easy and safe job with great pay. better someone like you do it than some hispanic or nig or arab who's going to let his own people break the law while he writes you a ticket for speeding.
>>525928237Same. I just came from my town centre area and saw 3 niggers nigging about. Troubling. Used to be a nice little city.
>>525928211Well then join them you indecisive faggot. God, who makes a thread to be all “SHOULD I DO OT YALL????? I MIGHT! BUT SHOULD I?!?!?!?!?!” Be a man and make your own way. You sound like a kept woman.
This thread glows, betting you also made azov recruitment threads a few years ago. Picrel is a bit silly (muh ukranian communists or whatever) but ICE is beginning to reek of this shit.
>>525923591I haven't seen a single strong person brutalized by ICE. always women and children and dudes that haven't seen a gym since school, and all the ICE agents are fat balding manlets.
>>525928028bro, if you're posting on 4chan, you're ALREADY on a list. why do you think this site is allowed to exist?
>>525928595The FREN list?
>>525925752Wtf is this. Do you even into english?>deporting illegals means you’re burning the constitution. Is this the best you can muster?You’re all going back you greasy shitskin
>>525923591Do you get your own big titty pokegf?
>>525923591There are illegals in tunnels underneath Jewish synagogues. Yes, all the synagogues. Take a shovel, turn your body cam on, and start digging.
>>525926157>>525926308>t. 76 IQ
>>525928659>literal low IQ couldn't understand a simple point>the jews deport illegals in a trade off for you giving up constitutional protectionsLol half to spell it out for you low IQ dipshits, sad
>>525923591obligatory
>>525928645You can be on my fren list anon
>>525928889>says the below 76 iq niggergroidLol, cant make this shit up
>>525927574>no U!!>goes to the trouble of posting a memeYou have to be 18 to post here, Manuel
>>525923591DO NOT JOIN ZOG
>>525926067>I ended up getting an offer for Program Analyst instead due to my work backgroundwhat was your work background?
>>525928595It's 100% a honeypot. But joining ICE shows you're willing to put your money where your mouth is. It's the equivalent of handing over your name and personal info to the fed gov and saying "I oppose globohomo." Again, I don't think this is a big deal, but I would consider it if I were younger and looking to enter big corpo/lib world at any point.
>>525929118>crying about me saying hes butthurt over a memeLol what a big bitch
>>525925862hence forth this maga character select will be known as deaf clean dean
>>525923591go for itthe worst they could say is no
>>525929003> the jews deport illegals in a trade off for you giving up constitutional protectionsAs I said, you’re unintelligent and embarrassing yourself>>525929047>no U times 2!!!Kek you’re a dumb faggot. Bye bye niggerblack subhuman
>>525929003>halfit's a doggy dog world
>>525929599Yet you still cant provide a counter argument because what I've said is 100% true LOL.Crying like a godzilla sized pussy isn't an argument sub Sahara iq boy
>>525925898>>525925923>>525926157>>525926067American anons. I'm not saying that you can just infiltrate the government and just execute all the jews and shitskins. But one of you making it to a middle management position in the feds, could be the difference between a white kid getting shot for posting a racism and the same kid getting a visit and a warning. You should at least try and gain some power in your institutions. Even something so small as being an ICE agent or a city councillor for your town would help
>>525929162Started out in large scale Inventory Management and moved to Workflow and maintaining systems. Basically compiling data, cataloging, discrepancies, logistics, and just making sure things are working as planned. I know it doesn't fit the Enforcement role, but I'd still like to do it.
>>525923591you reap what you sow. keep that in mind when you decide to do your 'thinking'
>>525928419Eat my asshole, you stupid fucking nigger who has never once asked anyone for their thoughts on anything ever.
>>525929689What AI do you use for that?
>>525924948cops get rich on overtime and other bonuses
>>525928552Tongue my asshole nigger.And while you’re at it, give the AZOG kosher Nazi boys a round.
>>525929954gemini
>>525929044This makes me want to crusade so bad
>>525923591>thinking about joining ICE.I would like to advise you against it. Not because I dislike the idea of you deporting my people but because I have a bias agaisnt police enforcement in general and ICE specially because they are huge hypocrites that take foreign wives. Im a serial killer and visit the USA twice a year, usually I prey on police enforcement but this time I plan to target ICE agents or their families, perhaps it wont be you, it's statistically improbable. But still i advice agaisnt it.
>>525929707> same kid getting a visit and a warning.He can have a cookie and jr officer badge
>>525924916They need a button for "thirst"
>>525924771You're weak cannon fodder the military uses as crash test dummies. You missed your chance to peak faggot. Go larp gi joe at mcdonalds.
>>525930717Why don’t you cereal kill narcos that ruin your entire country, Pablo?Too difficult, I presume?
>>525930898Nice flag, sugar tits.Go be an asshole sucker in some other thread.Adults speaking here.
>>525923591So long as you have a friend with a business that you can use to fill out your resume for after you're done with ICE. In the near future having ICE on your resume will be not so good...
>>525923591Safer bet is military especially if you qualify and pick a job that's actually useful on the civilian side. Better training, benefits, and a much better quality of life. Four year contract, but coming out you've got a good set of skills. You can also save a ton of money and just let the government provide everything you need for those four years.
>>525923591https://x.com/alx/status/2011141453398098158
>>525930283Thanks. Didn't know it allowed that.
>>525925752You faggots are hilarious. Just remember. You did this to yourselves.
>>525923591Missed the 40's part. Forget military entirely then. Go ICE and stick with it, this is your last window of opportunity to stick with something.
>>525925862I want to go to an Anti-ICE protest, and give out waivers for people to sign to fight an ICE supporter.Sell tickets, make it a legal sport event, then let Ice Supporters go full ham, egg, and cheese on these plebbit warriors.They're retarded, they'll sign the waiver."Sign up here to fight an ICE supporter!"Sign a legal waiver for a sport fight.Have a ref.Sell tickets for officiation of the event as a sanctioned match.Then BOOM, on the spot MMA street fight, legal.
>>525931183>more nigger gibberishYawn
>>525931264Smart money bets on the ICE Supporter in this scenario.These jackasses from plebbit, who want to protest ice for virtue signaling would get their asses handed to them in seconds, but ticket sales would be through the roof from the crowd.
>>525925021>why is it bad to serve IDF kikes>y-you're brownpathetic
>>525930945Its DEA who runs the cartels, and I've no need to kill narcos when the average lifespan of the average sicario is no less than six months, and most of that people work as criminals against their will.
>>525923591I think ICE is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills libs and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>525929899>angry words!!!!!Struck a nerve huh? You really are an insecure weak little man. You cant even think for yourself. Youre Pathetic.
>>525931264OP here.86-26 between Judo and Jiu Jitsu.Lifelong martial artist, just as viable in striking.I think this would be a poor idea for anti-ICE.
>>525923591those are some fucking dynamite tits. imagine vigorously jackhammering her in skeletor, her whimpers and moans somewhere between pleasure and pain. imagine telling her to TURN THE FUCK AROUND GIRL and pumping a hot creamy load across those fucking TITS. imagine fucking her!!!!!!!!!!
>>525931618Okay internet tough guy.Tell your whore mother to give you a slap for me.
>>525923591It's a federal job. They're meant to be piss-easy mostly doing fuck-all.Look at the absolute seethe of all the unemployed and unemployable browns in this thread freaking out that someone is going to get paid 50 a year (starting) plus cushy federal benefits and a pension for sending their kin home.Even better if the next president just gives them stand-down orders, you'll quite literally do absolutely fuck-all nothing and get paid or worst case scenario get laid off and collect unemployment until you get preferential hiring into some other make-work do-nothing federal job. Follow your dreams, anon.
>>525923591It's more money to enlist in the IDF, then request deployment to North America. You get both signing bonuses that way.
>>525923591tldr what is this whores name
>>525929707kys bootlicking faggot
>>525931643I'll pay you double if you can down them in less than 10 seconds.They have a habit of shit talking when fights drag out, and I'd rather not hear whiny plebbit speak IRL.
my chinese-born but legal US full citizen wife is applying.Need an army of cute east asian women to tackle these bulb heads and secure a future for our hapa children. Aloha!
>>525931304All the niggers are on your side, sweaty.
>>525931744So did you need more convincing faggot? You know, on account that youre succeptible to peer pressure. On account that you second guess yourself. Pretty confident dude huh?
>>525932089>thinks im on a sideLol you must of stole a niggets brain before they switched over to much supposed side LOL, you sure are small minded like one KEK
>>525925752Only 90yo retards care about muh constatooshun
>>525923591go for it
>>525932216I'm triggering so many dumb fucks with my simple paragraph today. Remember people only get mad at the truth, humans instinctively from a soul super natural level understand truth when they hear, if you don't get people mad than what you said wasn't tue, humans know the truth and hate it. Especially when they cant dispute it and also get butthurt you know youre saying the truth, like I said screencap me and show the world what I said was the truth, im so confident what I said will come to pass, pussys like you cant handle a lion like myself. That's why you can only mock and cant fight or argue with the light, the light and truth are to powerful for cowards like yourself to even attempt to fight LOL
