>converts to Christianity weeks before he dies because he's a scared little faggotpeople like this do not deserve your respect
>>525923756True. Still, let the retard rest.
>>525923756oh did he die?
Why didn't he convert to Islam? Or Hinduism? Or Greek polytheism? How did he know Christianity was the correct choice?
>>525923919Christians are the best at psy-opping though fear
>>525924081I installed the primal fear in your brain?
>Didn't convert to Orthodoxy.Oh...
>>525923756There was very little that he believed to be authentic.The primary theme of the Dilbert comic was the inauthenticity of the workplace.He was obsessed with persuasion - the art of manipulating people, whether for good or ill.He seemed convinced we live in a computer simulation.His last book was a self-improvement manual based on the proposition that you can change your brain with self-applied mental parlor tricks.It wouldn't be out of character for him to take out insurance on the remote possibility that there is an afterlife and Jesus is in charge.I listened to his program literally every day for the last six years.
>>525923756Holy shit. You're right. I didn't realize that until you got all self-righteous about it but now I see your point.
>>525925426I just hope he didn't think that God was a retard and was trying to hedge his bets without any real belief.
>>525923756Tough talk; hope you get to see your death approaching as Scott did
>>525923756My dad did that too after his first stroke from the clot shots.I've noticed so many red flags in his behavior that I think he's probably like 1/4 or 1/8 hebrew.
>>525923756>being mad about the rules of the religion your voluntarily follow
maybe chemo fried his brain. many such cases
>>525923919The man was infamous for having bad takes on everything, so it shouldn't be surprising that he managed to squeeze in one last bad take before he died.
>>525923919Christians gaslight like women.
Sources tell me Scott is stable.Please god
>>525924719yes it's called social conditioning
>>525923756Christianity explicitly permits this though.A kindness for the dying is not a badthing inmy eyes.
>>525923756>Turns down Valhalla to go hang out with some soi fags and a hippy virgin jew for eternityI spot on his grave.
>>525923919Because the other religions require one to do more than say "can I join?"
>>525923756He lived life as a smug faggot and died scared. Many such cases.
>>525926469No it doesn't. The Bible says God knows your heart. It's like you fags have never read the Bible at all. If you're bullshitting God tells you to fuck off
>>525923756Pascals wager. Besides the big bang theory doesn't explain what happened before the universe existed. Some type of force that doesn't abide by the laws of the universe is the most logical choice. God is as good as anything and Jesus Christ was a real person and Christianity changed the course of human history it might as well be the correct religion.
>>525923919Because those are fake religions.Cheers.
>>525923756>Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life. And of some have compassion, making a difference: And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.
>>525923756He is a wise man. He wised up. Next stop, the afterlife and Judgement. Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same thing too.
>>525926595>God tells you to fuck offThis is your brain on sand nigger fairy tales.
>>525926605I find it funny when people try to present the Big Bang as something more than a fairy tale for atheists.
>>525925937God, if he exists, is clearly a retard. A violent one at that.
>>525923756He is a fren, despite being retared about the vax
>>525923756I very much doubt he actually accepted God into his heart and repented, so it doesn't matter.
>>525926605My god would never let himself be squeezed out of a jewess.
>>525926605Pascals wager is for 80 iq people.
>>525926467I called it Fear and Hunger.https://youtu.be/Bg3rsQ0yDRI
>>525923846I never kept up with his retarded ass, didn't even know he converted. Fuck these cafeteria types
>>525923756Actually I would argue it's the smart man's choice. Live a life of hedonism and then ask for God's forgiveness in your final hours, just in case he really does exist.
haha he's scared of death what a FAGGOT
>>525926237Then you're 1/16th
>>525923756I don't have to respect him to not revel in his death. Perhaps you should do some introspection.
>>525923756Cant wait for the next epidemic.
>>525926605this is the real Pascal's wager
>>525923756At the end of the day, or life, people finally hear the truth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7senWR91kQA
>>525923919>Heh, wait until these guys get a load of my heckin' cool atheist talking point I got from Christopher Hitchens. Heh, I bet these guys have never even heard of him...That's cool little buddy, but you have to be 18 to post here I'm afraid.
>>525927571>I called it Fearfear mongering, yes
>>525928371Fear is good. You should be afraid of Death. It's a gateway to Hell.
>>525928853Fear is a disease. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSc6VHQiys4
>>525923919God showed him the way on his darkest moment
>>525923919because those are work and probably involve sacrifice/repentence chriskeks barely demand baptizing even
>>525923919They weren't the ones who voted for Trump. Scott accepted that the people he belittled and thought were more stupid than him ended up always being right and they were Christians
>>525926467Kikes are so afraid of Christianity it's hilarious
>>525928950Actions have consequences. Fear stop you from making a bad choice, that will lead to bad consequences.
>>525927690It isn't a strategy, smart guy. When a person understands how powerless they are they tend to embrace God. Who's to say the hedonist will come to the same conclusion or even have the opportunity to ponder their certain death before it destroys them?
>>525929025
>>525923919Because it's cucked enough for Scott to believe that it's this easy to take advantage of
>>525926787>I'm an 80 IQ retard so math and physics are just magic to me! You have no idea how little you know
I used to listen to tool when I was a teenager thats funny tho he seemed like he was an angry atheist
>NOOOOOOOO IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN THAT TALKING BAD ABOUT NIGGERS ONLINE WOULD HAVE ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES AHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>525923756>boomers think they can buy their way into heaventhat's what most boomers dothey start giving away all their shit to the church and what not thinking that they can buy their way into heaven.
>>525923756Pascal's wager
>>525929415I am a happy retard and nothing you type with your fat fingers can make me feel otherwise.
>>525929025No they aren't.. lmao. A fucking kike openly runs your country. Christcucks are the biggest supporters of jewry outside of jews. Fucking slave faggots.
>>525929128christianity uses irrational fear to coerce people into believing their jewish religion
>>525929882>The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom
>>525926838is all violence unjust and disproportionate?
>>525923919everyone knows there's only one good choice.
>>525929905>threats are the beginning of wisdom
>AAARRRGGHHHH I HATE RELIGION (Christianity)It's not the 2000s anymore. No one cares about your hate boner for religion (christianity).
>>525930081Glad to know that you feel threathen by my words.
>>525930094It's impossible for them to have a hate boner. Most of those neckbearded, fedora-wearing atheists from the late 2000s / early 2010s have since trooned out.
>>525923756>he's a scared little faggotare you also on your death bed to say this? Religions were invented to circumvent fear of death, the greatest fear of all, into a powerful instrument of authority for those in charge—allowing leaders, priests, and rulers to command obedience by claiming divine mandate over the afterlife, morality, and human destiny.simplest of things work, thats how it works too, and yes 100% imaginary, but its still works and pros outweight the cons I'd imagine.
>>525923919It was the most common religion around him.
>>525926605>and Jesus Christ was a real personYea and he was jewish.
>>525923756Your unprincipled belief system allows sinners to recieve God's favour by converting 1 microsecond before your death. Don't blame him for playing it safe at zero cost to himself
>>525930537>Why yes, goy, its a total lie>But the pros outweigh the consThis is your brain on sand nigger fairy tales.
>>525930754Fear will be the realest thing you know once you are approaching Death.
>>525930677Kys shitjeet.
Pascal's Wager isn't converting to Christianity
>>525923756
>>525923756Jesus is always waiting for you.
>>525929289Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
>>525923756God is by definition the projection of the sum of your irrational fears.
>>525923756I wonder if he knew he’d make the kikes come out of the woodwork with that one.
>>525926334>infamous for having bad takes on everythingWrong.
These last minute conversions seem silly to me. I was raised in a church that believed that baptism was permanent, so at age 12 I got myself immersed and am set for life. I can do ANYTHING and I'm still covered by the guarantee. Sweet.
>>525936103Is that what they believe in India?
>>525930954Is this an admission that race is more important than religion?
>>525923756Yeah
>>525926605>Jesus Christ was a real personYes, a jewish carpenter/troublemaker who was executed for his crimes.
>>525923756Vax status?
>>525927690thisliterally the smartest choice
are you really in the slightest bit surprised that finally facing mortality a little more concreteness in a person's views as to what awaits them emerges?most 'people' go their entire lives with death as some abstract thing they never actually interface with let alone earnestly ponder ahead of time[spoiler]life is forever btw and he's better off being free of this place[/spoiler] <3seeya scott, i don't know why anyone ever found your comics funny thomaybe someone here can enlighten me that would be kind of cool !
>>525923756Also tried to use his political connections to jump the line for experimental cancer treatments after it was probably much too late to do anything. Guess treating cancer with Ivermectin doesn't work?
>>525923756As long as we are within 40 days of his death we can do seances to talk to him and tell him he is not allowed into heaven
>>525929289It's not foolproof, but if you know when you're going to die, it's a good tactic.
>>525923756>gets vaxxed>sudden prostate cancerMany such cases, just ignore the obvious
>>525938962Old people get prostate cancer all the time. This isn't some startling revelation you're having.
>>525938689https://www.amazon.com/MEGA-BOOK-Volumes-WITCHCRAFT-Encyclopedia-ebook/dp/B014S0WBC2
>>525923919you wouldn't get it
