Cartoonist Scott Adams has died after a battle with prostate cancer.Adams' first ex-wife, Shelly, revealed the news during a live stream on "Real Coffee with Scott Adams" ... reading Scott's final message to his fans.The letter -- dated January 1, 2026 -- reveals he's still of sound mind ... and that he's converting to Christianity because of the "risk-reward" calculation.We broke the story ... Shelly told us just yesterday that Scott entered hospice earlier this month and was receiving end-of-life care amid his rapidly declining health. She said nurses were going in and out of the home while she, her daughter, and her sister were providing care as well.
>>525925912See you space cowboy...
>>525925912>that he's converting to Christianity because of the "risk-reward" calculationHe always arrived at the correct thing too late and from the wrong direction. Also converting out of fear isn't accepted.
>>525925912Only fags and jews die of cancer. He won't be missed
>>525925912>converting to Christianity because of the "risk-reward" calculation.I don't think that's how it works.
>>525926151>Also converting out of fear isn't accepted.Worked for the thief on the cross.
>>525925912>he's converting to Christianity because of the "risk-reward" calculationThat's very scummy of him. But he'll probably make it in. Life is gay that way.
>>525926528the thief wasn't doing risk-reward calculations
>>525925998>>525926151>>525926153>>525926439>>525926528Astrophysicist hereYou reincarnate after you die>christians btfo>atheists btfo>pagans btfo>hindus btfo
>>525927445Don't make salvation too complicated. If someone call upon the name of the Lord, and he means it, that's enough.Don't be like the workers from Mathew 20>And when they had received it, they murmured against the goodman of the house, Saying, These last have wrought but one hour, and thou hast made them equal unto us, which have borne the burden and heat of the day.The irony is that Scott will be in heaven, and millions of catholics trusting in their good works to get there won't.
>>525925912Who gives a shit. We’re all monkeys that die and none of this shit matters. Everyone in this thread should kill themselves including me.
>>525927771Speak for yourself SAAR
>>525926528How do you know NIGGA!
>>525927861Take your meds retard. There is no god or heaven and jesus never existed. You’re gonna die and experience permanent nothingness like the rest of us. Get in line.
>>525925912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
>>525926151Correct, you can't fool our father,adams are a vile man who mocked God during his years of wealth and and when in sickness he thought he could save himself>sorry card is voidedHell awaits for adams he will have no peace
lol
>>525927861>and he means it,I hope he meant it and was much more pragmatic about it in public than he was in his own heart.
>>525925912It's a shame but will always remember him as a glib idiot for his take on the c19 vaccine. RIP
>>525925912just because there are two optionsdoes not equate to 50% probability of getting it rightwho could imagine that injecting the payload of an engineered virus (the spike protein) would be the most retarded idea imaginableme because i understand basic biologythis will go down as his collasally worst take
STICKY STICKY
>>525925912>prostate cancerKWAB
>>525927771I'm also an expert on made up things, and the spacefag is correct tho your ego dies. heaven and hell are real too
>>525925912Vax status?
>>525925912well.. he did get away from them in the end, so there's a silver lining
>>525925912Imagine how much worse it would have been if he didn't take the vax.
>>525927771Elaborate, please.
>>525930732He's an Indian. He poos everywhere and claims that it results in him being born again.
>>525925912Vax status????
>>525926528I miss the days when we tortured people to death for crimes like theft.
>>525926439In modern churches it works however you want it to
>>525925912>take vaccine>get literally ass blasted by turbo cancer Kek
>>525925912He was redpilling people before almost anyone but the truly oldest of oldfags. One of the last Aryan white men that embodied critical thinking.Here's to you my brother, rest well
>>525931250If he didn't take the vaccine, imagine how much worse it would have been.
>>525925912>and that he's converting to Christianity because of the "risk-reward" calculation
>>525931356Dilbert was a long series of mild redpills about the nature of corporate interactions.
>>525931396He would probably have the common side effects that the chinese manufactured virus left behind.Which did not include prostate cancer.
>>525931434>the nigger column is black
>>525931434Also, how is the "Singularitarianism" column all reward? This nigger never read I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.
I just had the longest fart ever, my goodness. It was weird because I turned to my side and twisted my hip just right and had the smoothest, longest fart that massaged my hole has it passed through. Ugh and the smell? The smell is totally intoxicating. I know it’s probably heinous and downright rotten but to me it’s the most perfect and warm, cozy smell in the world.
>>525929057How does one get to heaven? Or hell?
Rest in Power
>>525928149>Permanent nothingnessIf only.
>>525925912Rip Mr Clott
>>525927861Good works arise from faith. Works that do not arise from faith are not Good.If you love your Father and fellow man why would you not attempt to make the lives of the sons of Man better.
The guys at CERN can bring him back.
If we are Charlie Kirk, is Scott Adams also Charlie Kirk, and this basically a second Kirkifixtion event?
>>525925912Vax claims another. I'm not sad though. He told others to get it so who knows how many he killed.
>>525927771>>hindus btfoMight want to look up their belief system. Buddhists and some pagans too.
>>525928528>RFK introduces him to a tincture of mistletoe, spirulina and polonium>dies next dayWhat did he mean by this
>>525933297Scott?
>>525925912Rip in pepperoni, Clott.It wasn't a "guess", I followed the medical science as advised by my brother who is an M.D. He told the family not to get "le COVID vax" because the previous mRNA vaccine (for SARS, which is now called SARS-1 because COVID is SARS-2) caused heart damage and clotting problems back in 2003-ish when they tried the same shit back then.
>>525929067Fully boostermaxxed!
if God is full of love and forgiving and each soul he values, why would he condemn anyone to an eternity of pain for something as futile as not converting?it's a rethorical question you don't have to answer
>>525938368Please provide actual evidence that his death had anything to do with any vaccine. Oh right you can't because you're just pulling it out of your ass.BTW you know who pushed the vaccine even harder than Scott did? Donald J Trump. Thanks for your attention on this matter.
>>525938971Yeah, DJT. The worst man alive. Nice self-own.
>>525938971Feeling scared, vaxxie?
>>525926439Isn't that literally what every European king did on their death bed?
>>525938971>you know who pushed the vaccine even harder than Scott did? Donald J Trump.Lol, and your dumb tranny ass still took it.Lmfao
>>525931356He wasn't a critical thinker. He always deferred to the "Experts" and people with "Credentials". He based his opinions on those types of people. He never really thought things through on his own. And that is why he is dead now.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy guy?
>>525938971>reddit rubish>reddit spacing>ask for evidence as if turbo cancer existed before 2020>doesn't have background info on the person OP is talking aboutuse-case of you existing?
>>525925912Pascals wager is bullshit. More like rascals wager.
https://litter.catbox.moe/x17m85.pdfRevelation 14:9-11And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
>>525931356>critical thinking>took the clot shotLol, he was a fucking idiot.
>>525938564Kek, the Litvinenko system flush
>>525926151>converting out of fear isn't acceptedBeing afraid of someone more powerful of you is completely rational. Especially if he can throw you to the wolves.
>>525937842>If you love your Father and fellow man why would you not attempt to make the lives of the sons of Man better.Because we are sinners and still have the old man despite our born-again soul.Good works are the fruit of faith, and they serve to justify our faith to other men, but not to God. To God we are justified by faith alone.>For if Abraham were justified by works, he hath whereof to glory; but not before God. For what saith the scripture? Abraham believed God, and it was counted unto him for righteousness. Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt. But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
>>525939560>turbo cancerProvide any evidence that "turbo cancer" exists and is linked to the vaccine. Cancer rates have been climbing for literally decades. If your claims are true you should be able to show some massive spike in cancer that is directly correlated with vaccines being released but you can't because that isn't what happened.Also that's not what "reddit spacing" means you fucking moron.
>>525926151But its an incredibly common thing in America to declare yourself a God-fearing man. are all of those people damned?
>>525940249Sounds like you need a Trump booster shot.
>>525927771>Hindus Majority of reincarnation evidence comes from Hindus.
>>525925912christianity is literally just a sun worshipping cult. The demiurge sends his regards.
Keep crying demons. 2,000 years and still rockin' it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ZUbHFx0cA
who could have predicted it?maybe the best predictor in the world?
>>525940249here's a metanalysis: https://www.oncotarget.com/article/28824/text/
>>525925912>cancer didnt exist before the trumpvax and trump's operation warpspeed cancer existed before the orange golem came along, dumb nigger.
>>525926153Ask me how I know you've never seen anyone lose a battle with cancer?
>>525940303>God-fearing manThat doesn't mean what you think it does you brown turd
>>525925912RIP
>>525928528>indian person>ALL INoh boy
>>525938861>that subtle face on saturn
>>525925912Clott Shott Adams was a real one. F, mah vanilla gorilla.
>>525925912Scott's final message read by ex wife here:https://x.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/2011091094113828959
>>525942546So he is saying unless I wake up in heaven then heaven does not exist?
>>525940756It's part of Kabbalah as well
>>525925912Died under the healthcare that they want to make universal. Patented cure here:https://patents.google.com/patent/US10105389B1/en
>>525928149Eternal oblivion's too good for this place.
>>525928149>experience permanent nothingnessOh boy are you going to feel like a total stupid dumb fuck when it happens to you lmao I love it.
>>525928149Cringe.
>>525926151jesus is fakeand gay
>>525926528> And we indeed justly, for we are receiving the due reward of our deeds; but this man has done nothing wrong.> “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.” These are the words of a man who is more concerned with his internal pain of contrition than by the literal pain of crucifixion, not of a man performing a "risk reward calculation".
>>525928528What's sad is that medical knowledge doubles every five years or so and we will likely have better treatments for these diseases in the next few decades.
>>525925912>Emperor Constantine got a last minute baptism>337 AD L33T my ROman brosSo if Scott converted to Mormonism, he could have a posthumous baptism, no?>was he a rich jew? then there's that camel needle thing tho
>>525925912>and that he's converting to Christianity because of the "risk-reward" calculation.Yeah, that's not how it works...
>>525925912long covid got the best of him. If only he had taken the vax
