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https://news.sky.com/story/government-u-turns-on-mandatory-digital-id-cards-for-workers-13493917
>No digital ID

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/swingers-club-former-pub-opens-33223158
>Swingers Club in Old Bolton Pub

https://news.sky.com/story/new-birmingham-to-manchester-rail-line-to-be-built-but-govt-provides-no-timeline-13493926
>HS2 and a half

https://www.itv.com/news/2026-01-13/uk-schools-bringing-in-american-style-lockdown-drills-as-youth-violence-rises
>Schools have to bring in 'American-style' lockdown drills in response to rise in youth violence
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Buy deenz
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>No digital ID
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>>525939157
>sosban bake
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Imagine the smell
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>U-turn after U-turn after U-turn
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>>525939360
shut up you mong
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>>525939432
Tart.
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I was going to vote Reform just to give people hope that a third party could win again in the future, but I'm definitely not after Nadhim Zahawi.
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I saw Jonathan Ross at a Tesco Express in London yesterday.
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
After paying for the Milky Ways he proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Haven't seen him since.
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>>525939605
>but I'm definitely not after Nadhim Zahawi.
Why not mate? He's just as british as you or me, british as fish and chips mate, his passport says so.
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>>525939643
Germany
Be so ande so honored as Holland in this Angli thread
We are Win our region. Our land

>>525939739
We have der Führer as it had should
Ande now
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>>525939838
Do you think Tommy would cry if Zahawi got deported?
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>>525939643
Germany
>Germany
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>mfw he's larping as an anon and also VPNfagging as a dutch.
lol
lmao even
josh is a sad fat jewish paedophile
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those right-wingers are wrong'uns, but labour are good'uns
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Kill horses. Behead horses. Roundhouse kick a horse into the concrete. Slam dunk a horse baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a horses food. Launch horses into the sun. Stir fry horses in a wok. Toss horses into active volcanoes. Urinate into a horses gas tank. Judo throw horses into a wood chipper. Twist horses heads off. Report horses to the IRS. Karate chop horses in half. Curb stomp pregnant black horses. Trap horses in quicksand. Crush horses in the trash compactor. Liquefy horses in a vat of acid. Eat horses. Dissect horses. Exterminate horses in the gas chamber. Stomp horse skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate horses in the oven. Lobotomize horses. Mandatory abortions for horses. Grind horse fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown horses in fried chicken grease. Vaporize horses with a ray gun. Kick old horses down the stairs. Feed horses to alligators. Slice horses with a katana.

Kill horses. Behead horses. Roundhouse kick a horse into the concrete. Slam dunk a horse baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a horses food. Launch horses into the sun. Stir fry horses in a wok. Toss horses into active volcanoes. Urinate into a horses gas tank. Judo throw horses into a wood chipper. Twist horses heads off. Report horses to the IRS. Karate chop horses in half. Curb stomp pregnant black horses. Trap horses in quicksand. Crush horses in the trash compactor. Liquefy horses in a vat of acid. Eat horses. Dissect horses. Exterminate horses in the gas chamber. Stomp horse skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate horses in the oven. Lobotomize horses. Mandatory abortions for horses. Grind horse fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown horses in fried chicken grease. Vaporize horses with a ray gun. Kick old horses down the stairs. Feed horses to alligators. Slice horses with a katana.
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fatty boom boom pantomime melty hours eh?
sad sad little monkey he is, all because he's an obese bald middle aged paedophile with no friends or family IRL
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Jigstarm is the way.

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>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/government-u-turn-list-digital-id-starmer-government-b2899998.html

Even the Independent are riding Kier over the amount of U turns they've pulled.
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>>525940374
nice one boggers absolutely done him again fucking smashed lil floppo
chucking $25 your way on stream king enjoy, treat yourself you deserve it
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>>525940398
alri paedoban josh laa
you paedo
fucking kek at you getting busted larping though, you sad fat paedophile nonce.
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>double bacon cheeseburger
The solution to the immigration problem. Legal or otherwise.
>vegans/vegetarians
>moslems
>kikes
>niggers
>glutenfags
All btfo by this simple concoction of meat, wheat and dairy.
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night lads
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https://xcancel.com/migrationCtrl/status/2011198103052021905#m
>NEW: An Afghan appears in court for raping two British teenagers. (Afghans are 20x more likely to commit these offences)
New Afghan just dropped
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Is it going to be like this every night, now? Please tell me now.
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>gets busted samefagging and larping as pozznonce
>still keeps at it
ho ho ho
>calls in horse paedo persona for samefagging support
>cries to the jannies to cover it all up for him
fatty boom boom on the ropes :^)
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Wierd energy
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>>525939955
yes
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>>525940745
Afraid so.
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>>525940933
>seven stone Steve
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>>525940588
>Note also it’s 20x more likely than British nationals, not the native ethnicities. It’s actually likely far more than 20x
He's not wrong there...Afghans are more than 20x more likely to rape than white English, Scottish, Welsh and Norn Irons
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>>525940945
>>525940530
fucked that one up didn't you fatty boom boom
>they're disruption agents they is they are
>lets talk about me cheeseburgers n shit
mfw you got busted larping as sosban the paedophile lmfao. You gonna cry to the jannies again fatty paedo?
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>>525940568
night
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>>525939157
Will Academicfaggot apologize for being wrong and admit that elite theory is a bunch of gay nonsense.
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>>525941024
I mean it's more likely to be over 20x probably around 30x more
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>>525941024
You are so right Amelia, so righ- UGHH GIMMEE SOME OF THAT!
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I saw Jonathan Ross at a Tesco Express in London yesterday.
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
After paying for the Milky Ways he proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Haven't seen him since.
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>>525941244
>jnigger larping as sosban
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>>525940530
haha wow did you just think of that haha wow what a great idea haha wow
you fucking plebbit parroting cretinous cunt
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>>525941024
We owe them cunny because, um, Ghani was a bad president or something
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>>525941296
>Jonathan Ross
I met him once while dogging in Cannock Chase
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>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15461215/Starmer-branded-Pekings-poodle-Backlash-PM-approve-China-mega-embassy.html

Starmer is branded 'Peking's poodle'
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>>525941078
The fuck you on about? All your posts are about presumed thread personas, if anything you're reinforcing my point...
>jnigger
>sosban
>horse paedo
>>525941574
This is Brit/pol/, fuck off Carlos.
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>>525939157
>https://news.sky.com/story/government-u-turns-on-mandatory-digital-id-cards-for-workers-13493917
>>No digital ID
damn make a genuine post, get zero (You)s, seriously anyone with anything interesting to say
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So I'll now have 4 bins
great
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>>525942119
just throw everything into one bin lol, who cares
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lmfao fatty boom boom still malding
is he still upset about tins of salted fish
>i i just ate some d deenz i did
cool may we see them, or the empty tin?
>silence.
HAHA
HAHAHA

>larping as pozzban
lmfao
>crying to the jannies to make it go away
LMFAO
>brining out horse paedo persona
^_^
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>>525942119
Recycling is a racket
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>>525939628
Can't believe you missed the obvious joke. It should be "To pwevent any electwical infettewence" and the like
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>>525942106
The state of this thread for the last few days has probably killed it for good.
Dunno why I bothered to bake desu
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>>525942119
>3 bins and a binlet
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>>525942238
Apparently it's a £400 fine if you do.
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>>525942340
>a brinlet
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>>525942340
I have a green garden waste bin too which isn't on that list.
So 4 + a food waste binlet
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>>525942119
I flush my foodwaste down the bog.
>>525942283
'Recycling engineers' round here collect the three separate bins and put them all in the same truck. Its not even segmented but if your tin bin have a bit of paper in it? Contaminated and you get a fine.
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>>525942423
Just pay a mate 50 bricks to take it away
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>>525942503
>I flush my foodwaste down the bog.
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>>525942423
become
un
govern
able
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>>525942573
What?
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>>525942494
No composter?
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>>525942628
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>>525942503
>I flush my foodwaste down the bog
cut out the middle man, smart
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>>525942770
I bought one a couple of years ago but never bothered with it.
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>>525942503
surely you can stick it in black bin bags and shove it all in the general rubbish bin
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>>525942330
meant to paste in my post from tother t

>>Keir Starmer set to make 'yet another humiliating U-turn' on digital ID
now why would that be
>practically too difficult/expensive
>deemed a tactical blunder
>liable to stoke unrest/possible left/right alliance inflection point
what else, surely he's going to portray it as the noble realisation of just how tyrannical it would be but then that of course means it would make it difficult to do it in the future and we know that this is what globohomo needs, or could it be
>they don't need it, they effectively already have it
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>>525942872
Council were giving them away for fk all
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>>525943022
fkn ell
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>>525942864
Biodegradable so it makes sense. I don't flush my frying oil down though. I pour it on the doorstep of the local kebabhouse on my way to work.
>>525942938
I could but with the water rates I pay they had better do their fucking job and purify the water and use the smulch for fertilizer.
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>>525942981
>>practically too difficult/expensive
>>deemed a tactical blunder
>>liable to stoke unrest/possible left/right alliance inflection point
you know it's not cancelled right?
its just not going to be mandatory
maybe you should actually read the articles spaz
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>>525943188
Voluntary sign up from 2029?
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uhh reform bros the commies are winning everywhere
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Favourite beer?
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The 39 key items residents must not throw in recycling
Glass

Candles
Drinking glasses
Flat glass
Glass cookware (such as Pyrex)
Light bulbs and tubes
Microwave plates
Mirrors
Vases
Window glass
Ceramics, such as crockery or earthenware
Metal

Laminated foil, like pet food pouches and coffee pouches
Electrical items and batteries
General kitchenware like cutlery, pots and pans
Kettles
Irons
Pipes
Metal packaging that has contained white spirits, paints, engine oils, or antifreeze
Plastic

Any plastic packaging or non-packaging items labelled as 'compostable' or 'biodegradable', including coffee pods
Plastic bottles that have contained white spirits, paints engine oils, or antifreeze
Bulky rigid plastics such as garden furniture, bins and plastic toys
Polystyrene (expanded and high impact) packaging such as packing beads
Polyvinyl chloride (PVC) packaging
Paper and card

Food and drinks cartons made of a fibre-based composite (these should be collected in the plastic stream)
Absorbent hygiene products AHPs including nappies, period products, and incontinence products
Cotton wool or makeup-pads
Tissue or toilet paper
Wet wipes
Food waste

Plastic packaging or non-packaging items labelled as 'compostable' or 'biodegradable', including coffee pods
Caddy liners used to hold food waste can be collected
Garden waste

Animal bedding
Bulky waste, including garden furniture or fencing
Garden tools or other gardening equipment
Plant pots
Plastic
Sand
Sawdust
Stone, gravel, or bricks
Tea bags or coffee grounds
Branches and trees over a certain size may have to be cut into smaller pieces to follow local guidance
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>>525943342
warka by miles
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>>525943288
voluntary but you wont get bennies or government services without it probably. They'll make it stick one way or another, it's not going away. even if retards can't read articles and think it's gone.
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>>525943300
fool, Reform are the commies as well
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>>525943361
who gives a fuck
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My mattress has sunk in the middle considerably and is now quite uncomfortable.
Nothing works in this fucking country. Britain is broken.
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>>525943342
Old crafty hen. Nice in pies and stews too.
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>>525943361
take the BAME pill, just throw it onto your neighbour's property
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>>525943458
You when you get a £400 fine from your local council for being a spastic.
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>>525943361
Why would you post that whole thing? I ain't reading all that.
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>>525943474
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>>525943556
like fuck. they don't give a shit. people leave out sofas and shit without paying the appropriate collection fee.
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>>525943474
It ain't easy being a Big Lad
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>>525943426
Entry requirement for Europe once the cunts dragged us back into that consortium
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>>525943361
Take a drive to Birmingham and dump it. Nobody will notice.
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>>525943736
better swap benidorm for bangkok then lad
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>>525943791
> benidorm

no fkn thanks
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>>525943660
>search for a cartoon needle for a reaction to popping the biglad
>just syringes
Americanism.
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>>525943741
>No your honour, that river always looked like that
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>>525943888
>cartoon sewing needle
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>>525943660
I am lightweight and compact. This mattress is just shit.
It was one of those fancy overpriced ones, too. Bet this wouldn't have happened with a traditional spring mattress.
But those springs are made of steel and we don't even fucking make steel anymore.
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>>525939340
>muslim punches you and runs off
>you about to give chase until something suddenly blocks your path
>it's Academic Agent
>"You have fallen for the psyop, instead of focusing on the elites and are doing the bidding of Israel. Slop rightist!"
>he suddenly disappears
>the muslim has now escaped
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>>525944145
I'm a retard. I assume a needle is a sewing needle, rather then a means of injecting jewish slop, hence americanism.
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>bunch of my mates go to india for 3 months
>literally 12 of them, men and women
>come back telling me it's nothing like those tiktoks of disgusting jeets
>its not rapey at all anon
>streetshitters are actually pretty friendly anon
>hurr those tiktoks are just clickbait
How do I convince these retards they're wrong when they think tiktoks of disgusting shitters are just propaganda and clickbait?
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Talking about needles
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>>525944933
>sneedles
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>>525943188
you read the article so I don't have too, see you're not entirely useless
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>>525941296
>awight, la'
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>>525945051
>>525941586
Grim.
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2x donner meat & chips
12'' jalapeno beef pizza
20 quid wahey
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>>525945314
Every single person involved in preparing, cooking and delivering that slop uses their hard to wipe shit from their arse, enjoy.
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Bedtime.
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fatty still seething about tins of fish after getting busted larping as the known paedophile sosban?
KEEEEK
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horsenonce IS A PAEDOPHILE MODS BAN HIM NOW
horsenonce IS A PAEDOPHILE MODS BAN HIM NOW
horsenonce IS A PAEDOPHILE MODS BAN HIM NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOGGERS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED YOU LMFAO
UH OH STINKY
LOOK AT HIM MASS REPORTING LMFAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>525930719 (Dead) (Dead) (You)
Twice. Twice in this thread.
>>525927089 (Dead) (Dead) (You)
>>525930267 (Cross-thread) (You)
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

He tried copying my post, tried to jump on the same IP hahah he's trying to get any evidence of him samefagging banned LMFAO


like when he tried to ban the deenz meme because it upset him so much.

HAHA fatty boom boom on the ropes.
exposed larping as another paedophile sosban.

fat cunt is seething and trying to wipe all evidence of him getting rumbled, because it also exposes him as the CP poster from 2 days ago too. (not that there was any doubt it was josh but he tries to spread

>>525931440 (Cross-thread)
you got caught larping as pozzbum
then you got caught samefagging again
ahaha

cry more to the jannies you fat paedophile cunt lmfao you've been done.

>brings out the horse paedo larp for backup
hahahahahaha
horsenonce IS A PAEDOPHILE MODS BAN HIM NOW
horsenonce IS A PAEDOPHILE MODS BAN HIM NOW
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>>525945499
*hand
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Eating tuna out of the tin at quarter to one in the morning like a mad cat.
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reckon they are still eating that well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID_eFoIemjU
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>>525945499
we will see
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>>525945713
at least put some mayonnaise with it
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>>525943342
I like a McEwan's Champion but mostly just drink cheap spirits these days. I was a lager man for years but it's all gone to shit.
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>>525945985
I put some Encona sauce on it, was alright.
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You will never be a real woman britpol.
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>>525947934
Paedo.
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I signed the petition against the digital ID, I thought it wouldn't make a difference but I wanted to let them it wouldn't be welcome.
is this a white pill?
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>>525947934
Total fat cunt
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>>525939157
77th if you're reading this
You are a big fish lipped Nigger
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>>525947934
foren muck
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>>525947934
Did it pakistani jeet for you? Show hands.
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>>525947934
ffs that’s some clarse paki scran
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Prevent? I've shat em
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Sup niggers



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