I want to experience real sex just for once in my life. I'm 30 and turning completely insane, it's killing me.
off topic, lazy frog spam threads
>>525952667>30You're safe from the coming war. You'll have plenty of young women wanting your cock when there zoomer boyfriends are thrown to the meat grinder
>>525952667>real sexWhat sort of sex have you been having?
>>525952667lol I'm 40 never even kissed. Get on my level newfag.
>>525952823Boypussy
>>525952667I could hook you up with my bitch ex-wife. She'll fuck anyone if you're white. Just wrap up.
>>525952667Just pay for it. Hookers did wonders for my self-confidence and helped me talk to real women.
>>525952667It's overrated.
>>525952667Have you tried not being ugly?
I know hookers are supposed to lie to you, but they always said "why is a young handsome man (with a large dick!) coming to see me!"I just didn't believe them for a long time and the second part, sadly most women never got to see my big shlong. Once I actually believed the hookers, my life changed completely. I love hookers desu, not as much as my wife, but hookers saved my life.
>>525952989She cute?
>>525952667Just fap nigger, ffs
>>525952667get a fucking hooker if you're too much of a fucking goblin to get a slutty pussy and stop crying you're a grown ass man
>>525953183Ehhhhh....she's not hideous. She's flat and has no ass though. If you like tomboy brunettes it might do something for you. I know she has herpes, but since being unleashed from me, god knows what she's picked up.
>>525952667I thought French women let anything that’s longer than it is wide into any orfice of their bodies without any resistance
>>525952667its not worth it.
>>525952667SLIDE THREAD POST PLASKETT
Not me, it looks too yucky and messy>t. soon to be level 35 wizard
Real Sex is like losing 20K to a bitch. You have real sex when you make money. But you lose allat money. It's not worth it.
>>525952667Dude just sell drugs. Fake panic disorder read about it get xanax and sell them and one of these cunts will pass out in your livingroom. Then you give it some nice clonazepam under the tounge so it dosent wake up then go to town. 9/10 would do weekly if i could. Oh and only use your fingers and mouth on the ass, they will know of they got fucked in the ass 100%. I found that out the hard way. Got jumped by its father and brothers. Even trade i was in it for 2 hours on amphetamines extracted from Adderall.
>>525953235Those girls died from FPV drones in the trenches.
>>525953385You watch too much porn, they're the most eugenics ever
>>525954076I don’t watch porn because it’s bad for marriages. Just running with stereotypes Frogbro
>>525952667You're nothing really missing anything, kid. If you've saw one vagina you've saw them all. Anyone not honest enough to admit that is a defacto super simp son of a bitch and should be bitch smacked immediately.
