What do you think you'll to in the army when Trump drafts you?
>>525953229Hopefully kill communists. (All Canadians are filthy fucking communists.)
>>525953229I'll be the guy in supply getting the caskets and body bags you will need and returning your shit to inventory.You voted for his. hooo-rah!
>>525953229Theyll take one look at me and excuse themselves so I'll just stay here
>>525953229Train. Get fit. Get strong. Learn combat, tactical artillery and survival. When they hand me my own rifle, I will ensure it functions perfectly. I will have ammunition nearby. My aim will be true. I will kill as many of the highest-ranking officials in our own camp as I can.>>525953655Yeah, to be fair, middle-aged, asthmatic, unfit and unwilling is a bad formula for a good soldier.
>>525953229hopefully the recruitment officers will just shoot me
>>525953229Penis inspector.
>>525954383i'll aim the microscope, you do the inspecting
>>525953229Sabotage.
>>525954254Plantir already knows you posted this. So you'll get off the bus and discover you're one drone fodder duty. They won't hand you a gun, just a target.
>>525953229>What do you think you'll to in the army when Trump drafts you?100% mandatory draft happening in 2026. USA zoomers going to war with Iran.
>>525954769The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>525953426Nobody stopping you from doing it right now. The only reason why you're not is because you're a bitch.
>>525954731This, me personally myself I love Plantir and hope to work in their offices do whatever I can to help.
>>525954769its actually a felony to not sign up for selective service. 5 year and/or 250 grand fine. its required for some federal benefits and any federal job. its generally done as part of your drivers license so almost everyone has it.>instead of letting 18 year old sign upis a pretty funny way of saying "voluntary get a felony"anyways, americans in this thread can check if they unwittingly signed up to the draft already at the sss website. this is an official government websitehttps://www.sss.gov/verify/if you are, and are between the ages of 18 and 25, your draft-able. pretty crazy how few people seem to know they are
>>525954731I won't make it that far. I wouldn't be taken.
>>525957033I love pictures like this."No, don't shear the poor sheep!"Ok, they'll die.
>>525953229I'm a paramedic, I'll end up getting droned on the frontline.
>>525953229They won't even have to draft me if they promise we'll be shooting democrats.Otherwise, I ain't going.
>>525953229Yoga instructor, maybe a poetry class.
>>525958041those ones are pussies. this dude had been in the forest for years in this state. predator proof armor
>>525953229I was going to specialize in mobile water purification but /k/ just laughed at me and said they don't need drinking water on a battlefield. I told them they'd be dead after 3 days but I guess that's exactly the plan.
>>525956458No, it's because Mom won't let me borrow the minivan and drive up to Canada from Mississippi.
>>525953229A&P most likely.
>>525953426you won't do shit you dumb mutt bitch. Love from Guanxio, nigger.
>>525953229Make Arakis Green Again.
>>525953229Think the cutoff is 55(?) Whew! Just made it boys
>>525953229What's the MOS for Sonderkommando? I will achieve heights of thermodynamic efficiency not seen in 81 years.
>>525953229Internment specialist can have it's perks.
Id love to see them try ICE tactics enforcing a draft in southern Appalachia. kek.
>>525953229WELL AMERICA JUST BECAME THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IN THIS TIMELINE AND MR CAN MAN YOUR PEOPLE WILL BE HANGED FROM EVERY PINE TREE AND HELL I WOULD HAVE HEADS COVERING THE ENTIRE OCEAN I WOULD HAVE PEOPLE DRINKING BLOOD BECAUSE BILLIONS WERE BE KILLED SO DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO MOVE BECAUSE WHEN I DO I WILL NEVER STOP TRUST ME YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE HELL ON EARTH!
Troon out and demand that the army pay for all my essential gender-affirming treatments.
>>525959035bluds tried that in the 70s cuz :cryingemoji:we finna cut our dicks off to get out of iran
