what is going through his mind right now /pol/?
>>525956224I WAS ONLY ACCIDENTALLY WRONG!!!
>>525956224Didn't he convert on his deathbed or something?
>>525956592Not really. He only said the words because he was worried atheists go nowhere.
>>525956224He can come back as a Dilbert wagie but smart enough not to take an injection from people that want him dead.
>>525956592>Didn't he convert on his deathbed or something?he fake converted purely based on a risk-reward calculation not knowing that God would never accept such a last minute gibs me dat conversion
>>525956224IF ONLY I HAD GUESSED RIGHT
>>525956224A GOOD LIFE DIDN’T HE MAKE THOSE BORING COMICS THAT HELPED ME IN THE VOID WHEN I THOUGHT KNIVES WERE IMPORTANT...SO IF I WAS A GOD HE WILL BE IN HEAVEN. HE MADE SOMETHING I ENJOY AND I WILL RESPECT THAT EVEN IF HE IS A RUDE GUY SOMETIMES I STILL REPECT PEOPLE WHO CAN CREATE. AND NO CREATING PEOPLE DOES NOTHING FOR ME ALL THAT DOES IS SHOW ME A IOU PAPER AND THAT THEIR KID WILL SOMEHOW CREATE SOMETHING AND SEE THEY ARE NOT WORTHLESS AND THEN I HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR KID TO GROW UP AND CREATE AND THEN IF THEY DON’T THEN I GET A TRAIN OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE CREATED NOTHING OF VALUE EXCEPT FOR THE IOUS THAT THEY NEVER STOP WRITTING.
>>525956798Calculation does not constitute a change of heart
>>525956798>God would never accept such a last minute gibs me dat conversionWorked for the thief on the cross though.
>>525957063God doesn't care about "conversion", that is merely cultic
>>525956950CREATION DOES AND HEY FAGGO YOU CREATED NOTHING. SO DON’T COME IN HERE AND SAY HUH BLAH BLAH BLAH.GET FUCKED LOSER TOTAL LOSER SINCE I BELIEVE COMMUNISM SHOULD DIE AND EVERYONE WHO LIKES IT SHOULD BE KILLED IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.YOU SEEM TO BE MY ENEMY YOU ALLOW ANIMALS TO LIVE OFF MY HOLY GROUNDS AND I DON’T LIKE THAT VERY MUCH...YOU HAVE BUILT NOTHING YOU USE FAKE DEAD PEOPLE’S ART AND YOU AGAIN SEEM TO BE THE GUY WHO WHEN SOMEONE BUILDS A SANDCASTLE YOU COME TO RUIN IT.OH THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE A. RUINER AND YOU ALREADY RUINED YOUR LIFE SO NOW YOU ARE JEALOUS THAT SOMEONE AS POWERFUL AS ME DOESN’T CONNECT OR LILE BEING AROUND YOUR LOSER SELF.GROW UP REMOVE THAT STUPID NAME AND GET A BETTER ONE. OR DON’T I DON’T CARE FOR I LOOKED ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR THE REAL SUN AND I FOUND HIM AND HE IS HOW I IMAGINE HIM TO BE SO ANGRY AT CREATIVE THINGS AND NAY YOU ARE NOT SOMEONE I KNOW OF. NAY YOU HAVE NO POWERS NAY YOU HAVE NO SOUL NAY YOU HAVE NO HONOR AND NAY YOU HAVE NO GLORY FOR POWER COMES FROM ORIGINALITY NOT FROM WHATEVER WEIRD RETARD SAND HUT YOU CAME FROM.YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND SYMBOLIC KNOWLEDGE AND YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE VOID FOR I’M RIGHT HERE AND LIARS AND FAKES SAY THAT I TALKED TO THEM BUT I DID NOT TALK TO ANY OF THEM NAY I LET THEM ALL ROT AND THEN WOW THEY ARE VANISHED AND NOW THEY DO NOT SAY THEY KNOW ME BECAUSE THEY KNOW DEEP DOWN I HATE THEM AND WHEN THEY DREAM OF ME THEY KNOW I’M DISSAPOINTED IN EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR THE SUN AND YOU ARE NOT THE SUN SO YOU ARE IN NO FAVOR OF THE VOID AND WITH THAT I LEAVE YOU NOT IN THE DARK NAY THAT IS THE BEST PLACE I LEAVE EVERYONE IN THE SOUND. A LOUD SOUND THAT LOOKS LIKE THE DARK BUT NAY IT IS NOT FOR YOU HEAR AND WHEN I’M AROUND YOU CAN’T EVEN HEAR YOURSELF FOR I TURN ALL SOUND OFF BUT IN THIS FAKE VOID SOUND STILL EXIST AND HOW CAN IT NOT WHEN YOU CAN STILL THINK.
the afterlife reflects the choices made in life; atheism fails to prepare the soul adequately for death, with lasting consequences
>>525956224He should've said, "La ilaha illallah".Too late now
>>525957604THE AFTERLIFE DOESN’T EXIST BUT NAY YOU STATE THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU HAVE NO FORMULAS YOU HAVE NO THOUGHTS YOU JUST REPEAT WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD AND LET ME SHINE SOME LIGHT REAL LIGHT ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD ARE ALL LIES AND I KNOW FOR I BEEN HERE BEFORE YOU AND I WILL BE HERE AFTER YOU. BUT LIVE IN YOUR MASTERS LIES AND TELL ME WHEN THEY COME TO SAVE YOU FOR YOU ARE IN NEED OF HELP FROM THEM AND FROM YOURSELF IF YOU BUT KNEW! IN THE SEA OF LIES A HERMIT GRANTS ONE WISH OF LIFE ONLY TO SEE THAT THE LIFE THEY HOLD CAME FROM THE SEA AND THE WISH IS BUT WATER FROM THE LAKE OF THE PAST.
>>525956224Buddha saves him.
>>525957063He repented.
>>525957604imagine thinking a memeflag on pol has the correct answers about the afterlife
>>525956224I SHOULDN’T TAKEN THE VAXX
>>525958448>He repented.where? 39 And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him, saying, If thou be Christ, save thyself and us.40 But the other answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation?41 And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss.42 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.
>>525958826>The Dilbert guy telling us that he's not Christian but will say the protestant magic words just in case it works is just like St. Dismas
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>>525956224>emerging from lava unscathed Run.
>>525958569face the truth
>>525956224He beat you christcucks at your own game. He said the magic words just before he croaked, and now he gets to live it up in heaven.
>>525956224I dunno probably embalming fluid.
>>525956224I guess converting actually did pay off.
>>525956224>I REALIZE NOW THAT BLACK LIVES DO MATTER
>>525959093The bible says saints are all saved Christians. That doesn't include catholicucks, btw.>Unto the church of God which is at Corinth, to them that are sanctified in Christ Jesus, called to be saints, with all that in every place call upon the name of Jesus Christ our Lord
>>525959492lmao don't work like that and you know it, but hey don't let me to try and stop you memeflag, curse the holy ghost while your at it, doesn't matter right? As for me I love our father God and the connection to him we have.
>>525956224He had a 50/50 chance, and chose the wrong one.
>>525956224Scott Adams was born into the family of God at which Jesus Christ is the head through faith in him being the Son of God who died as a sacrifice for mankind.
>>525956224I don't wish Hell on anyone.
>>525958448God alone knows his heart, but repentance is not just saying some magic words like many protestants and mega-church retards think.You can't claim he did anymore than someone else can say that he didn't, nor did he live long enough afterwards for anyone to discern either way.
>>525956224Hell isn't real and is only for retarded christ fags and dmt drug addicts.
>>525956224Nothing, because he's dead lol. Death is just like before you were born - complete nothingness.
>>525960045Interesting read: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6173534/
>>525956592>>525959492>>525957063Matthew 7:22-23King James Version22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
>>525958826Christ can see into your heart. He knew that the sinner was sincere. Salvation doesn’t come through your actions, but through Christ alone, and God sees what is in your heart. He made this obvious on the Sermon on the Mound, where Jesus tells te crowd that you haven’t sinned just for killing, but merely by the hatred you harbor in your heart. Use your fucking brain.
>>525960198I remember before I was born. I thought everyone did.
>>525960198>just like before you were bornOh? Really? So let me check...."before I was born"......well there was >nothingand thing >I came to be (born)So you're right, there's an afterlife. Chose wisely how you're gonna spend it. Don't end up being Libtard Scott Adams' neighbor haha
>>525960526What was the Roman Empire like?
>>525956224>WHY DID I POISON OTHERS BY REPEATING THE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE LIE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>525960753kinda sucked desu. very dirty and smelly. the average person was even more retarded than today.
>>525960705>before I was born there was nothingBefore you were born there were billions of years of cosmic history, you just don't remember that because you weren't alive
>>525956224Please dont be mean to Scott Adams. He was a victim of tyrannical government propaganda and he will be missed
>>525960914I knew your retarded nigger brain wouldn't be able to comprehend that
>>525956224The Bible teaches that the dead are unconscious and go back to oblivion, or non-existence.>Isaiah 38:18,19 - 18 For it is not She´ol that can laud you; death itself cannot praise you. Those going down into the pit cannot look hopefully to your trueness. The living, the living, he is the one that can laud you, Just as I can this day.>Psalms 6:5 - For in death there is no mention of you; In Sheol who will laud you?>Psalms 88:10 - For those who are dead will you do a marvel? Or will those impotent in death themselves arise, Will they laud you? Selah.>Psalms 146:4 - His spirit goes out, he goes back to his ground; In that day his thoughts do perish.>Psalm 88:12 - Will a marvel by you be known in the darkness itself, Or your righteousness in the land of oblivion?>Psalms 115:17 - 17 The dead themselves do not praise Jah, Nor do any going down into silence.>(Ecclesiastes 3:18-20) I, even I, have said in my heart with regard to the sons of mankind that the [true] God is going to select them, that they may see that they themselves are beasts. 19 For there is an eventuality as respects the sons of mankind and an eventuality as respects the beast, and they have the same eventuality. As the one dies, so the other dies; and they all have but one spirit, so that there is no superiority of the man over the beast, for everything is vanity. 20 All are going to one place. They have all come to be from the dust, and they are all returning to the dust.>Ecclesiastes 9:5,6 - 5 For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all, neither do they anymore have wages, because the remembrance of them has been forgotten. 6 Also, their love and their hate and their jealousy have already perished, and they have no portion anymore to time indefinite in anything that has to be done under the sun.
>>525957063The thief on the cross is getting an unrighteous resurrection. >(John 5:28, 29) Do not marvel at this, because the hour is coming in which all those in the memorial tombs will hear his voice 29and come out, those who did good things to a resurrection of life, those who practiced vile things to a resurrection of judgment.>(Acts 24:15) and I have hope toward God, which hope these [men] themselves also entertain, that there is going to be a resurrection of both the righteous and the unrighteous.>(John 5:29) and come out, those who did good things to a resurrection of life, those who practiced vile things to a resurrection of judgment.The Bible teaches that after the end of the world there will bet two resurrections: One of the righteous and one of unrighteous. One of faithful and one who committed vile things to be judged in the next system.The Bible does acknowledge individuals around the world who never had a chance to know God and Christ. That's where the second resurrection comes in up above. The unrighteous resurrection will be for bad people who acted out of ignorance, mental illness, isolation, social and political engineering, etc. This includes people from times and eras where God did not reveal himself to them. They will be brought back to life in the next system of Earth where no evil and no devil exist anymore. THEY will be judged under that system. If they can change they can stay, if they refuse they go back to eternal oblivion(SECOND DEATH.) Babies will be brought back to life here.
>>525960991You believe in one of the literally thousands of creation stories in human history and think you've stumbled on the actually correct one lol it's not that complicated
>>525959843it's pretty crazy how you Christians' first reaction to a man converting on his deathbed, even if the reason is clearly cynical, is RAGE>nooooo! it doesn't count! he didn't mean it so he'll go to hell and burn forever! I NEED to think about Scott Adams being tortured forever and ever because it makes me feel better about myself! I am a very righteous and holy person, because I take pleasure in people going to Hell! They didn't convert the right way! I'd think you'd just be happy that he at least tried at the end
>>525956224Formaldehyde.
>>525961542Most people are afraid of two things about death:>How they will die>What happens after death Edgelords always love to say that there is nothing after death until death comes knocking at their door.Scott Adam's conversion was done out of fear of nothingness, not hell. If God wants he can give him a resurrection for the unrighteous. >>525961078
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>>525961812Right, I'm not really saying his conversion is even genuine, it's pretty tongue-in-cheek the way he wrote it, saying blatantly that it's a risk-reward calculation and he hopes he is "still qualified for entry"I'm just surprised that so many Christians' reaction was>well FUCK HIM then, I hope he goes to HELLbecause it's like OK, what if he had converted in a way that you felt was sincere? Most of them would still wish him to Hell because "he pushed the vaxx" or something, that's all I've been seeing in these threads for days, people claiming to be Christians that think THEY are going to Heaven taking joy in a man's final agonizing days of life while he struggles with his personal faith and legacy>HAHA, burn in hell CLOTT!!!these are the same people who think they are going to heaven
